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Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:44 | 1997800 GeneMarchbanks
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At least it wasn't negative...

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:45 | 1997806 catacl1sm
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It is when you include inflation. :)

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:47 | 1997810 GeneMarchbanks
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I was workin' on my spin. Thanks for nuthin' (unintended)

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:56 | 1997843 TruthInSunshine
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London calling, bitchez.

Old man Rothschilds is breaking the debt serfs balls, from the grave and beyond. Never (let your alleged elected representatives) make a pact with the devil.

London calling to the re-hypothecation zone
Forget it, brother, an' go it alone
London calling upon the derivatives of death
Quit holding out-and draw another CDS breath
London calling-and I don't wanna shout
But when we were talking-I saw you margined out
London calling, see we ain't got no sovereign highs
Except for that squid with the taxpayer prize
Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:07 | 1997897 CvlDobd
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+100 for the clash!

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:10 | 1997908 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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I heard Ron Paul used to party with The Clash back in the '80s.  The story goes he would fly there on the taxpayers dime, go to clubs all night long, and bring home three to four groupies back to the Clash's hotel where he would rock out until dawn!

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:20 | 1997941 mckee
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That would get him my vote for sure!

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:31 | 1997983 GenX Investor
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Holy, holy, holy... Sound the claxon, brace yourselves for dive position.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:23 | 1997955 TruthInSunshine
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The Republican National Committee is busy putting together an expose that they're going to forward to The Wall Street Journal AND New York Times, whereby they claim that Ron Paul had illegal 3.5 gallon-per-flush toilets installed in his house.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:30 | 1997981 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Say it ain't so

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:36 | 1998002 RobD
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I'm thinking most people would see this as a plus more then a minus. As I like to say " You know the .gov has gotten to big when they start telling you how much water your toilets can flush and how much water can flow through shower shower head".

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:40 | 1998016 Xkwisetly Paneful
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It is clearly negative including transaction costs.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:47 | 1998045 RobD
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I was replying to TNSs comment about illegal toilets not the ROE of 0% one month treasurys. Though I agree with your comment btw.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 19:01 | 1999245 RMolineaux
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You'll know why when the well runs dry.  Some folks are just incapable of cooperating for the common good.

Wed, 12/21/2011 - 10:52 | 2000867 smlbizman
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a recent  article in politico has the gov. and hi-level repub backers saying their have been major hacking threats to their voting system....and basically if ron paul wins it will be due to this and ruin the integerity of the iowa caucas....even the states repub. rep in dc is banging this drum.....amazing 

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:14 | 1997899 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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His whole plan revolved around that he would never have to work from the grave because his family would be keeping business in house forever.

The House of Rothschild: Volume 2- The World's Banker: 1849-1999, by Nigel Ferguson:

*Please buy from your local bookstore

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 14:03 | 1998109 GeneMarchbanks
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Fuck Ferguson and his book. What a shill he is. Recently I read somewhere that he said Germans should be buying the  £ for safety. Yet another ponce the Americans always fall for.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 14:15 | 1998174 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Fine, he is a shill, but he wrote the book on the Rotheschildes.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 19:03 | 1999251 RMolineaux
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What did he promise them to get access?

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:55 | 1997848 SheepDog-One
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Somethin's fucky...

Can you feel the way the shit clings to the air?

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:58 | 1997861 Odin
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Winds of Shit Ran...Wiiiinds of Shit

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 14:03 | 1998108 Manthong
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A little life put back in VIX.


Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:51 | 1997824 Boston
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When Greece defaults, it will be negative.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:51 | 1997826 mick_richfield
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I am not an economist, but I feel confident that passengers on a sinking ship who all rush to the end that seems to be going down last -- still have pretty dim prospects.


Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:03 | 1997875 Al Huxley
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+10 - great analogy for what's going on here.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 14:28 | 1998245 Potemkin Villag...
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CNBS just called to say that your 2:00 on air interview has been cancelled...

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:26 | 1997973 molecool
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I wouldn't call 60 pips a violent sell off.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:26 | 1997974 molecool
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I wouldn't call 60 pips a violent sell off.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 14:30 | 1998255 Potemkin Villag...
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2 wrongs don't make a right... But 3 rights make... a LEFT!

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 14:38 | 1998286 SAT 800
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You would if your job was to collect page clicks by producing sensational journalism. The Euro is at 1.3095 basis Mar. profitable for my long position and will probably continue to rally.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:46 | 1997807 maxw3st
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Buba unloading some Euro for $ instead of CHF?

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:01 | 1997808 gdogus erectus
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Wait. Bid to cover of 9? Algos Gone Wild? Waddell and Reed buying treasuries now? Ok, I give up.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:47 | 1997809 Raynja
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let me in, let me in, don't fucking leave me out here with these euros

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:48 | 1997812 Cdad
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Ummm...because Central Bank Butchers had gone to town killing Average Joe's currency this morning which, in retrospect, is now starting to look like a back alley craps game with guys who are wearing even bigger knives on their belts?

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:49 | 1997814 Ese Pinche
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Collapse imminent bitchez!

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:51 | 1997827 EL INDIO
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That’s what I thought.


Is a EURO breakup imminent?

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:55 | 1997850 GeneMarchbanks
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It's been imminent for at least a year now.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:05 | 1997881 Schmuck Raker
Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:09 | 1997910 old naughty
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New dictionary definition of imminent?

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:13 | 1997918 Calmyourself
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Impending, looming, threatening, imminent.. For at least a year.  Will the PTB plans ever be finalized?  Collapse already so we can see what the new ponzi consists of..

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:21 | 1997949 CPL
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It's been imminent for three years actually but I don't think anyone is paying attention anymore.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:57 | 1997857 youLilQuantFuker
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Oh come now. It's just Bugs Bunny:

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:48 | 1997816 virgilcaine
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Tyler please explain further.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:04 | 1997860 hedgeless_horseman
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Timmy's Phantom Menace Euro Version is working like a charm.  Interest-free funding of US debt, and a rock-solid Petrol Dollar.  All for the price of a few Aegean Islands.  What a bargain!

America owns the battlefields of the 21st Century resource wars.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:06 | 1997893 GeneMarchbanks
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Or as I like to point out, a prime example of Stockholm Syndrome...

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:47 | 1997961 hedgeless_horseman
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Yeah, the Euro bankers have got to see what we see...buying UST strengthens their destroyer.  Just like a drug addict and dealer. 

Stockholm Syndrome, Gene, or enough pro-American financial wizards (21st Century EHM) have infiltrated European banks, just like pro-European financial wizards had infiltrated American banks 100 years ago.  Pay-back is indeed a mother-fucker.

Will the Continentals ever learn their place, like the Nippons and the Arabs have, or will Oceania always be at war with Eurasia?

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:49 | 1998058 GeneMarchbanks
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I have to say h_h, that as you well know this is mainly a US, UK and Germany tussle if we're talkin' 'sovereigns'. I mean, I'm not sure there were many Slovakian EHM at any point in history as I've read it. EHM, is a growth industry BTW, but I digress. Europe has always had what Freud called 'the narcissism of minor differences' which has been used to further divide and conquer repeatedly.

By continentals you should really just say Germans, as they are the only ones with any chance to outwit the Anglo-American banking cabal. Not holding my breath though.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:56 | 1998071 hedgeless_horseman
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...they are the only ones with any chance to outwit the Anglo-American banking cabal.

Not in our lifetimes.  Too busy with details to see the war.


Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:56 | 1998078 GeneMarchbanks
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Too logical, agreed.

Tue, 12/20/2011 - 13:59 | 1998092 hedgeless_horseman
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...and too burdened with shame. 

Say, there is a new Holocaust museum going up in town.  I hear it will be spectacular.

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