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As S&P Goes Red For The Year, It's About That Time...

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As of a minute ago, the S&P has just gone negative for the year. It still needs to drop another 20% to retrace the QE2 rally, at which point Bernanke will launch QE3. He may well launch it before if Friday's NFP is well in negative territory. Incidentally, today we just had another 8 day closing streak, the longest since 2008.

The intraday chart is ridiculous. ES 1250 was just taken out. Next support is in the mid 1100's.

And the ugliest chart of all: when indexed for the loss in dollar purchasing power, the S&P is now down 5% for the year, and back to October level. Perhaps this it the chart that Bernanke will trot out to justify more LSAP?

Today's typical "investor" using Other People's Money:

Summarizing it all:

 

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Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:21 | 1518193 High Plains Drifter
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is that you leo?  

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:32 | 1518252 Ahmeexnal
Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:49 | 1518298 Rusty_Shackleford
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In the future, all news will be delivered by hot chicks.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:01 | 1518350 Highrev
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We’ve got some very serious breakdowns in European and U.S. equity markets, BUT when looking at the daily charts we’re working on very oversold extremes and currently right on or below (way below on some U.S. indices) the 20:2 lower Bollingers on the provisional weekly charts (with the main exceptions being Japan, Hong Kong, Shanghai and India).

9 times out of 10 these markets would rally from here (even if only to be reaction snapbacks to breakdown levels to get short into), but there’s always that nasty 1 out of 10 to keep in mind. This kind of setup precedes crashes.

Oh, BTW, interesting to see Asia in general holding up relatively well and the U.S. on the lead going down, don’t you think?

Closed on the lows in lots of places. Short term washout and reversal tomorrow? If not, watch out below.

(Previous comments of mine starting here: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/goldman-weekly-chartology-investors-full-r...
).

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:19 | 1518440 pdizzle
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I went long into the close for similar reasons, stop is pretty tight for a swing trade though considering the size of the falling knife....

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 18:11 | 1518636 Mongrel
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Where's my .308?

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 18:23 | 1518679 Taint Boil
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Ah, the "deer in the headlights". What is that coming towards me? Hmm interesting .. looks harmless, should be ok ........

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 19:07 | 1518834 Mongrel
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Damn! That's a painful screen name you have . . .

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 18:12 | 1518637 Mongrel
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 Fuck it!

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 18:14 | 1518646 Mongrel
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Fuck it! Where's my .50 cal.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 18:37 | 1518730 Rodent Freikorps
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Where's my man portable flechette firing rail gun?

I was promised a railgun, dammit.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 19:05 | 1518826 Taint Boil
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The puzzled, quizzical look just before the beast plunges his incisors into your neck ... the laws of physics and nature apply to all things, and the laws of nature always win.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 19:16 | 1518871 andybev01
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Funny; I was always told that the eyes were the windows to the soul, not the mirrors.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:20 | 1518447 Snidley Whipsnae
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You can throw all that 'Bollinger' crap out the window along with the rest of your charts.

What you are watching is a stampede caused by fear. If you wanna get run over by the bears just continue to stand in one place gazing at your charts.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:24 | 1518462 Dr. No
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I play dead.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:54 | 1518580 Cult of Criminality
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Funny ..lol

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 19:52 | 1518990 Frankie Carbone
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Come on markets!!!

BURN
TO
THE
GROUND.

This nation needs a colonic and the one thing that will wake up the sheeple is when their cable is turned off and their Facebook page is unavailable because they couldn't pay the ISP bill.

This nation needs an enema and a market meltdown is just the right tonic.

Disclosure: Short everything but PMs. Short America, short Homo Sapiens.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:33 | 1518498 LibertyIn2010
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In the future, all news will be delivered by hot chicks.

LOL...the future is now. 

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:34 | 1518499 RockyRacoon
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You mean like in  NAKED NEWS?

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:55 | 1518584 Cult of Criminality
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Russian topless news

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 23:40 | 1519479 Ying-Yang
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Hey... Rocky that could grow audience share on CNBC. Might give a whole new meaning to Squawk Boxes?

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 00:59 | 1519584 RockyRacoon
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Can't wait to see Mandy drop trou.   Bob Pissant Pisani, not so much.

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 00:29 | 1519549 dark pools of soros
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Naked News has been doing it for over a decade..  not sure if they are still around

edit: ah - the racoon was on point first

Wed, 08/03/2011 - 01:00 | 1519585 RockyRacoon
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And don't you forget it.   I'm older (probably) and wiser (questionably) than thou.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:01 | 1518347 rocker
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LOL on shorting oil.  Besides, who watches FOX ??? 

Today McConnell guaranteed that we can short everything. The real and stock market economy is now destroyed.

McConnel got his wish. His goal is to destroy the economy at our expense just to destroy Bambi.  Mission Accomplished.

It was fragile to begin with. This was just the icing on the cake. JPM and Pimco downgraded the USA.

We are Japan Now.  If you want to invest in a real economy put your money in Russia, Indonesia or Asia.

Their is not one company in America worth investing in. Unless you bet on ZeroHedge. 

Unlike FOX, CNBC, or any other noise box TV hoar show,  ZH will tell you the truth. 

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:07 | 1518381 A Man without Q...
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We are Japan Now.

Except without a strong export sector, a high savings rate or a pliable population - it's going to be fun watching all the people holding up KFCs for free chicken....

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 20:21 | 1519064 Rodent Freikorps
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I like to think of it as liberating those chickens from their oppressors.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:43 | 1518539 Spastica Rex
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Yeah, and today was a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 18:10 | 1518560 vast-dom
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uh huh tomorrow. sure. 

 

douche.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:44 | 1518281 Fidel Sarcastro
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Like Chevy Chase said - "Que the deer."

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:05 | 1518368 caerus
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What's going on, Andy...? You're sinking into a pit of self-pity, defeatism, and alcohol... and you're enjoying it!

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:53 | 1518306 cossack55
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"that is the very essence of the banking industry"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KvzuDbG-TQ

 

Seems like an appropriate day to trot out my favorite in honor of Mr. Deer

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:59 | 1518340 epicure3
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I'm sorry...it didn't do too well. Do you have any money invested with this Bernank? No? Please stand aside.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:33 | 1518258 Clueless Economist
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Wow, this country is so screwed!

Looking at Yahoo Current Trends we see:

Ashley Hebert Bachelorette

Miley's Tattoo

Selena's Breakup

Jamie Lynn Spears

Justin Biever's new Tattoo

If the average Obestius Americanus is more concerned with this nonsense, than what is going in this country, they deserve the pain they are going to receive when the whole system collapses!  I for one can't wait for the riots and mayhem all around them as they whimper "maybe I shouldn't have paid so much attention on Lindsay lohan and instead prepared for this calamity"

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:53 | 1518316 brew
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sorry, i've used this one before,but it is so apropos - "what the american people don't know...is what makes them the american people".  

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:34 | 1518501 rocker
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After today, I don't know who has the best comment.  Clueless +1,  Brew  +2.

Brew wins on the thought that it is what America's don't know is what makes them American.

It explains much. That's why they can be told how to think. It must be so hard to think for yourself.

I don't know if I should laugh or cry on that thought.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 19:58 | 1519008 Frankie Carbone
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<------- Clueless
<------- Brew

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:57 | 1518331 Sledge
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and you know what makes it worse? The parents of the kids are reading that crap too!

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 18:28 | 1518700 Sunshine n Lollipops
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It's an epidemic of stupidity, almost like a virus. And the infected don't even know they've got it. "Why, I've never felt better!" the braying victims bellow. They have no idea that this silent, lurking disease could very well be fatal.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:16 | 1518430 CompassionateFascist
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Do not confuse the "average American" with Russian Jew billionaire Sergei Brin and his Yahoo homepage. I have such people in my cab everyday, and a goodly number know exactly what's going on and why. What to do about it, they're not so clear....but many are armed and ready.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:34 | 1518502 Raymond Reason
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I don't know what city you are in, but in my city, the people who use taxis are the mostly the "down and out".  And among these people, i would say you are correct.  They absolutely know what's coming down.  It is the people who are "bought in" to the status quo, who are in denial. 

And you're right.  They don't know what to do....with little if anything to invest in PMs or other preparations.  IMHO, it is the churches that will replace government, as the refuge. 

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 22:24 | 1519364 Vampyroteuthis ...
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The churches are as corrupt as rest of society. Busy taking people's money and telling them what they want to hear with empty pews.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:24 | 1518460 Snidley Whipsnae
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CE... When the Americans get hungry they will get off their butts and scavenge for food. Until then expect nothing.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:22 | 1518199 Cleanclog
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For QE3 - the next fiasco.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:23 | 1518206 Saucy-Jack
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Hopefully the fun begins soon. Bring on the collapse. I am not getting any younger.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:30 | 1518245 Josh Randall
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+1000 - you're a HAUTE ONE Saucy-Jack 

Looks like QE Tres is in the bag, reinflate those 401k temporarily, get those X-mas bonuses ready for the Bansters, and make my PMs's go parabolic. Bring it Ben 

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:24 | 1518210 Dr. Engali
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Robo is hibernating. The bears are on the prowl.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:25 | 1518213 Archimedes
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So whatever happened to the "Green Shoots"?

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:30 | 1518246 nonclaim
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Eaten by the deer pictured above.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:53 | 1518312 junkacc
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They turned into the peas

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:18 | 1518405 Sudden Debt
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First it snowed to much

Then a volcano erupted and covered them with ash

Then there was a heatwave

And suddenly there was this earthshake

Followed by a tsunami

And then the fields got radiated and the soil turned into glass.

 

So to anwer you question... it's where the sun don't shine.

COMPOST BITCHEZ!!

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:25 | 1518469 Snidley Whipsnae
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Gold currently 1663.10. Green shoots currently 0.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:38 | 1518515 rocker
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They are burning in Texas as we speak.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 22:26 | 1519371 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Texas right now is a preview to hell. I am living it.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 23:52 | 1519491 Ying-Yang
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Yes sir... in Texas it's sooooo dry we're looking forward to hurricanes. Now ain't that a bitch. Never seen so many hot women.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 22:26 | 1519372 Vampyroteuthis ...
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Texas right now is a preview to hell. I am living it.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:58 | 1518591 Cult of Criminality
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They are punji sticks.....Not good

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:25 | 1518214 hedgeless_horseman
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Thank you Tenet Healthcare (THC)! 

-21.66% in a month.

They are who we thought I said they were.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 21:43 | 1519274 rocker
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Another great Cramer pick.  Things that make you go Hmmmmmm. Eh.

 

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:26 | 1518216 caerus
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YES!  Free money anyone?

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:26 | 1518217 RiskAverseAlertBlog
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Liked your "QEWW3" tweet! SPOT ON.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:26 | 1518218 Dan The Man
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...I believe the bombs will be falling somewhere soon.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:53 | 1518311 mayhem_korner
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With, without
And who'll deny that's what the fightings all about

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:44 | 1518542 CompassionateFascist
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Yes. I figure about $1 trillion of the new debt issuance will go to finance the upcoming Israel-US attack on Iran.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 18:16 | 1518652 falak pema
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the CIA says it'll be Iran by Israel. Just when BNY says he is prepared to consider 1967 obammy deal for pal state.

Now that sounds potentially like a typical false flag play : promise the moon with your right hand and bomb silently, suddenly,  with your lef!

I think the US MIC will love this; just when they preach budget cuts for defense in pipeline!

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 19:28 | 1518908 andybev01
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"Silently"?!...dude CNN and Fox get front row seats and beam the first shot live via satellite.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:26 | 1518220 Captain Planet
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Keep it up Tyler, the endgame is near, and laughing is often the only remedy. 

Deer in headlights! Fantastic

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:30 | 1518224 Iriestx
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The faster they crash the market, the faster they get that $2t in freshly borrowed money.  This isn't a return to sanity.  This isn't the end-game.  This isn't a surprise.  It's a grab for another $2t of your and your children's money.  Bring on the crash and Obama will bring on the QE3.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:27 | 1518225 chet
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Hmm.  For some reason, I always have trouble connecting to ZH on days like this....

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:05 | 1518365 Sledge
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...because when people, including TPTB, want the real scoop they come here to ZH,the Shining Star!!

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 19:30 | 1518914 andybev01
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Thanks Sledge.

I thought that Chet meant philosophically...

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:27 | 1518228 Sancho Ponzi
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I'm thinking that before this year is over, Timmay or his successor will get the green light to clear checks without issuing debt (bonds.) That's the only way left to extend this fiatsco. 

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:00 | 1518345 James T. Kirk
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That moment will be when deflation switches to hyperinflation.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 21:23 | 1519229 Juan Wild
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that's when the Shat will really hit the fan!

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:28 | 1518234 papaswamp
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What ZH right again?

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:29 | 1518237 ultra86
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Today is a good day to be right friends. Keep stackin'.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:29 | 1518238 newstreet
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Carthago delenda est.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 18:49 | 1518776 Mach1513
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Classy.

Love Seneca.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 19:32 | 1518918 andybev01
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Having done hard time in parochial school, I am ashamed to admit that I didn't pay attention in Latin class.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 20:25 | 1519077 Jena
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Google translate even does Latin.  (for lapsed Catholics and bad boys and girls everywhere)

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:29 | 1518239 caerus
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check out the ES...still falling

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:18 | 1518437 baby_BLYTHE
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...and gold still rising. Up through $1663 now

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:43 | 1518534 caerus
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compressive...

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:30 | 1518241 SloMoe
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BTFD homos. I mean, homies...

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:30 | 1518242 Cult_of_Reason
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S&P-500 Weekly Chart Head and Shoulders Neckline ~1270-1275 Broken Today

http://chart.ly/uploads/large_v72gwuy.png

For those who does not know what it means
http://www.chartpatterns.com/headandshoulders.htm

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:16 | 1518429 hannah
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show me a H&S pattern that has completed since march2009....right ...NONE have. remember the biggie that broke up in april 2010..?

T/A doesnt work when there are only 10 people trading...!!!! and they control the market!

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:46 | 1518545 caerus
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you're why it works for the rest of us...chicken bone, chicken bone...lucky, lucky chicken bone...

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:29 | 1518484 Snidley Whipsnae
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cult... it don't mean squat now cause what you are witness to is a flight based on fear, not greed.

Those charts might work when a balance exists between fear and greed but when the motivation swings heavily to one or the other, forget it.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:52 | 1518571 caerus
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ok..didn't want to say it because i hoped to submit a paper but i believe (and i may be wrong) that there exists a price/time function that is mathematically feasible that involves a fourier analytical summation of sinusouidal functions to approximate what (to you) may appear to be completely random price movements...please dont steal my idea...thanks

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 20:01 | 1519015 Jacks Wasted Life
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I have thought about this in the past also. I thought maybe it might work on slow news days. Never did investigate further, it's too cost prohibitive for a nobody such as myself to access granular enough stock market data, let alone execute frequent trades.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:30 | 1518243 Cult_of_Reason
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S&P-500 Weekly Chart Head and Shoulders Neckline ~1270-1275 Broken Today http://chart.ly/uploads/large_v72gwuy.png

For those who does not know what it means http://www.chartpatterns.com/headandshoulders.htm

 

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:43 | 1518273 caerus
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that neck's been cut...snapback sometime yeah...but heads will roll

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:33 | 1518244 Cognitive Dissonance
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Bababababababy, you just ain't seen nothing yet.

Bachman Turner Overdrive.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJmBPCYt5LY

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:50 | 1518565 Translational Lift
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Ahhhhh......Real music!!

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 19:34 | 1518927 andybev01
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Perhaps, but the other team is tuned in here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuHIRrt5lCI

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:31 | 1518247 Paul S.
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Someone has officially shat in the Keynesian powder keg at the Fed. 

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:34 | 1518263 painequalschange
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Hiring Like It's 1999 The tech boom is fueling a surge in jobs and creative recruiting

http://www.businessweek.com/technology/hiring-like-its-1999-08012011.html

 

 

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:50 | 1518282 dwdollar
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Sounds like BS.  More phantom jobs...  They're there until you look at the details.  For example, you need 10 years of experience in some obscure skill.  That's if this is even real.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:16 | 1518428 toady
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I wish!

I have 10+ years in a half a dozen obscure tech skill sets.

They want 10+ years in tech skill sets that didn't exist two years ago!

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:31 | 1518489 I did it by Occident
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"They want 10+ years in tech skill sets that didn't exist two years ago!"

HaHa, nice!

and the jobs they want experience in will go away anyways because of automation.

so your telling me I need 10 years experience for systems invented not 2 years ago, but will be obsolete in less than another 2 to 5 years.  Right...

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 19:36 | 1518935 andybev01
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I see you both have had career experience in Silicon Valley.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 19:42 | 1518955 Missiondweller
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The game here in the Bay Area is to write these job descriptions, then when nobody is "qualified" they get to provide an H1B visa to a lucky person in Mubai, India.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:23 | 1518458 Max Hunter
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I'm not buying it either.. Looking at this article they talk up the Job scene by sighting 100 or so jobs.. Meanwhile, tens of thousands of layoffs have been announced in the past few weeks.. Give me a break.. I hope the first people eaten by roving bands of disenfranchised poor people are two bit reporters like this one..

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:50 | 1518566 mfoste1
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fuck you, dumb sheep cunt!

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:41 | 1518270 somethingelse
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ZH keeps going offline for me    =(

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:53 | 1518314 thedrickster
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NSA ran DDOS?

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:53 | 1518315 falak pema
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we are only a 1000 reading it...

 

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:15 | 1518415 wisefool
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900 normal users, and probably 100 reverse proxies servig it out to tens of thousands more.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 18:02 | 1518600 Freebird
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Homeland security sweep for domestic terrorists

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 19:38 | 1518941 andybev01
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As I like to say, I can't wait to meet you all at re-education camp!

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:43 | 1518271 Dr. No
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Its perfectly timed. Timmah can start selling new debt at record low yields. Tip of the cap PPT.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:42 | 1518272 FoieGras
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Geithner's next op-ed: "Welcome to the recession"

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:56 | 1518326 mayhem_korner
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Welcome my son.  Welcome to the Machine.

...

(I'm channeling Roger Waters today)

...

Down and Out
It can't be helped but there's a lot of it about

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:37 | 1518516 CrashisOptimistic
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Timothy Geithner

A nice Haiku Friendly Name

Cheats on his taxes

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:55 | 1518275 Archimedes
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So what do Joe Lavorgna, John Paulson, all the dickheads on fast money, Jim Cramer, Dick "always wrong" Bove,  Paul Krugman, James K. Galbraith, Jim "Always bullish" Oneil, Mark "Mr Sychophant himself" Zandi, Jeffery "Who is Raymond James anyway" Saut, Ben "Really? this guy is an Economist" Stein, Jeremy "Professor clueless" Siegal, Joe "Why does the business insider exist" Weisenthal, Liz ann "your almost cute enough to forgive your terrible analysis" Sonders, James "Dow 20,000" Altucher, Robo Trader, Methman and all the other Permabulls have to say about the V-Shaped Recovery now?

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:56 | 1518327 Caviar Emptor
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Laszlo "the ruler" Biryini is getting sweaty palms, re-doing his charts, calling all his friends to put pressure on Bernank quick! CMI is sitting on its 200d! Help!

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:54 | 1518582 Translational Lift
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I heard he just purchased a French curve to replace his ruler......

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:01 | 1518355 mtomato2
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That's, like, a totally great list.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 18:04 | 1518608 Freebird
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Archimedes is a cool dude.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:16 | 1518427 Dr. No
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James "Dow 20,000" Altucher

When Marketwatch first started publishing his blog I read about 2 of his outlandish predictions and I realized Marketwatch publishes him for the hits.  Doesnt matter if hes right or wrong, just need to generate hits.  Personally, I dont think he beleives what he writes, rather he fills a niche.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:52 | 1518572 CompassionateFascist
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Marketwatch: pure Ponzi propaganda.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 18:54 | 1518789 Mach1513
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...fills a niche....

or crack.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:18 | 1518435 hannah
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that 'haynes bottom' was a bitch ..........for Mark that is....R.I.P old haynes.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:33 | 1518496 Snidley Whipsnae
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Excellent Archimedes! Those cretins have turned turtle... Heads into shells... While saying la la la la la an infinite number of times to drown out the reality that is crashing down on their little fantasy world.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:47 | 1518550 Bay of Pigs
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Snidley,

Believe me, even when the FED steps in and "saves the market" with QE3, those douchebags will still have their heads firmly up their asses.

Sadly, they will never get it because they are completely blind, deaf and dumb.

 

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 19:01 | 1518809 RockyRacoon
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Was Larry "Goldilocks" Kudlow on the list?  He's my fav contrary indicator.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:51 | 1518287 caerus
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btw crude kinda hung in there today given the MSM obsession with correlation between crude and equities (since, as everyone knows, they are an accurate reflection of the global economy) hmmm....

edit...this has nothing to do with the tankers of SPR crude parked just offshore

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:15 | 1518421 kito
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take note that RJA was up today. agri prices hanging tough....

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:16 | 1518432 caerus
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agreed...i got me some RJA...i hear that guy knows stuff about stuff...

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:48 | 1518288 duffelpud
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...just bought more silver and made a 'revenue' infusion to the Ron Paul campaign.

 

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:46 | 1518289 augie
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It's days like this i feel like i have a 10" cock. 

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 16:50 | 1518301 lizzy36
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You know the rule.....pics or it doesn't count.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:02 | 1518356 MsCreant
Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:14 | 1518380 mtomato2
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DAMMIT Ms... You got there before I did!  So take THIS!  (My next post)

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:08 | 1518382 lizzy36
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OMG did you just make me giggle.

The 10 inch cock for all to see:

Ceramic Rooster Figurine 10-inch

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:20 | 1518448 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Damn girls, you are making me feel a lil' frisky.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:24 | 1518465 urbanelf
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That's a sweet scuplture of a chicken farting.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:54 | 1518579 falak pema
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that's impressively french and fed on bojolais wine.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 18:27 | 1518695 Yen Cross
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  Priceless!  +1

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:10 | 1518387 nonclaim
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the symbol " also means seconds... so he says to last 10 seconds in days like these.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:13 | 1518412 MsCreant
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Please don't feel slighted. You have a nice cock too!

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:16 | 1518424 mtomato2
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You must admit: it IS big...  Just look at the size of that pecker!

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 17:57 | 1518589 falak pema
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that's a typical hen pecked husband...I refer to the guy. Not the rooster. I think he's bringing it home to impress the wife.

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 19:05 | 1518822 RockyRacoon
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I ain't getting any where near this conversation.

I see you have 2 weeks on me here at ZH.   Two years just flies by, eh?

Tue, 08/02/2011 - 20:40 | 1519112 MsCreant
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It is amazing how long we have been perched on the edge of our seats, together, waiting for this whole thing to collapse. The time has flown because it has been fun with posters like you around. Peace, Rocks.

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