The Spanish Bailout Explained With One Image

Tyler Durden's picture

Pretty much says it all.

Courtesy of Libertyblitzkrieg

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CClarity's picture

With Deutsche Marks as ammo?  As Germany leaves all those Euros behind on the way out the door.

barliman's picture


Let's pool our money and start sending these as gifts to the TBTF's and politicians!


Unprepared's picture



"Dear diary, I'm havin' a little trouble with my mind State

How many bullets would it take to change my mind? wait"

dwdollar's picture

You're assuming a politician knows how to operate a real firearm. Or knows what one looks like for that matter. They wouldn't understand what we'd be trying to say.

Freebird's picture

Lol. Similar thought. Send them all a non changeable gift voucher to redeem by end of June

Benjamin Glutton's picture

same way I splained it to the wife.

max2205's picture

Needs a barrel in the front and back. So they don't miss....

cherry picker's picture

The way things are going, I wouldn't publish a picture like this as you may be getting a lot of orders, and if you can't supply, your credibility will go down the tubes :)

gimli's picture

It's safe, they can't afford bullets

francis_sawyer's picture

I'da used a DOUBLE BARREL... But that's just me...

5880's picture

Polish Revolver

I have one

dogbreath's picture

That pistol is definately british.  Maybe for export only.

nmewn's picture

ROTFL!!!...I was thinkin a Chinese copy...but lets run wif that!!!

SDShack's picture

Definitely a Chinese copy made by Dum Fuk Arms Co. Ltd.

dogbreath's picture

were you trying to be funny??

resurger's picture

"Guns don’t kill people; people kill people"

Fuck that.

sudsf16's picture

"Guns don't kill people; bullets do"

Ignatius J Reilly's picture

But you have to throw them really hard.

resurger's picture

i think the gun powder, throwing guns & bullets is so savage.

resurger's picture

Am selling 6 rounds  X .44 magnums for a silver coin, place your order here:

"customized gold inscribed magnums available for special customers who are willing to kill bank Zombies"



Pig Brotha's picture

Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do.

Family Guy

Diogenes's picture

"Guns don’t kill people; people kill people"

With guns.

Take away all the guns and instead of a drive by shooting you get a punch in the nose.

Burnbright's picture

Take away all the guns and instead of a drive by shooting you get a punch in the nose.

Lets pretend that owning a gun was illegal in the US. It would not stop people from being shot to death, and even if some how all the guns were destroyed in the world, which is actually impossible, people would still kill other people by stabbing them, pushing them off a tall building, poisioning them, blugening them... the list goes on and on. So no, guns don't kill people. Guns are tools to kill people at range, that is all. 

Let me ask you something genius. How do you suppose you take someone's gun from them, and secondly how do you keep people from owning a fire arm if they are going to break the law anyway.


All you end up with is law enforcement with most of the guns, and criminals with the rest, while the common law abiding human being is left defenseless to both parties.

Not exactly a "winning" situation. 

TNTARG's picture

Guns don't kill people. Stupidity, abnormallity, subhuman specimens do.

ArrestBobRubin's picture

A graphic for what happens 100 years after the control of a nation's money creation and supply is handed to the worlds most vicious and ancient killers.

Vincent Vega's picture

Please make these available to all bankster's and politician's immediately.

booboo's picture

Standared issue sidearm for ATF meat heads. Call your congressman now and lobby them for the......wait, we're gonna need about 535 more of these.

gimli's picture

Could you add a CNBC silencer please?

Yes_Questions's picture




Brings new meaning to Power Lunch!!!!




I'm going to hell.

Sweet Chicken's picture

Where's the spiderman cleaning towel?! ;)

MsCreant's picture

I really like this alot. You went more freeform conceptually. I keep looking at it and finding jokes you may not have intended, at all (but I think you did).

The Bernank shells look like, er, uh, ways to fuck us. Bunga Barrel with rear sight, plumbing pipe, g-pap-spot, it's like mutated sexual organs in a perpetual self fucking machine.

What a piece of work, like the who Euro area.


Sokhmate's picture

I'd imagine there's a particular odor emanating from the rear 'sight'

mayhem_korner's picture



Sight courtesy Greece

Trigger Guard courtesy Troika

Ejector rod courtesy Germany

Muzzle courtesy Bildeberg

Cylinder courtesy PIIG

Trigger courtesy the Bernank

Assembled in Espania


Snakeeyes's picture

That is also the "Re-elect Obama!" campaign symbol.

Joebloinvestor's picture

It is also refered to as,"I'll show me!".

doomandbloom's picture

Bang! Bang!.. I shot me down..Bang! Bang!

disabledvet's picture

Sorry to rain on your parade but Spain will still be around long after the Tylers' Durden told everyone that they've just /should have killed themselves. An "unfortunate truth" for some i imagine...but i care not for i am not invested in anything Spanish save for "mere rhetoric" as all the rest of you here. Of course who in their right mind would wish for "Spanish Suicide" to begin with? The answer is of course "no one" since this has never been about "mere money" to begin with, yes, yes?

One eyed man's picture

Spain will be around for a long time. But will the euro still exist in 2 years? We shall see.

And even if the euro survives, what purchasing power will it have after all the printing required to keep it together?

Oldrepublic's picture

mommy what does that funny symbol € mean?
2020 CE
somewhere in Europe


The Big Ching-aso's picture



This is like saying ghettos will still be around after the global economy implodes.

Harbanger's picture

The euro will be the progressive shit stain it was designed to be.  Will Spain will be around?  Of course....But define "Spain", "Germany" or "Europe" for that matter.  It's more than metes and bounds.

Poetic injustice's picture

Sure, Spain is fine and dandy, that's why they are asking for 100 billion (first week) bailout money. Every country that is fine asks for some bailout money, it's perfectly sane and normal. You know, sane like in old cartoons?