The Spanish Bailout Explained With One Image

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Pretty much says it all.

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Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:41 | 2515958 CClarity
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With Deutsche Marks as ammo?  As Germany leaves all those Euros behind on the way out the door.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:51 | 2516002 icanhasbailout
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Silver bullets

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:41 | 2515960 barliman
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Let's pool our money and start sending these as gifts to the TBTF's and politicians!


Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:48 | 2515993 Unprepared
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"Dear diary, I'm havin' a little trouble with my mind State

How many bullets would it take to change my mind? wait"

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 17:07 | 2516040 dwdollar
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You're assuming a politician knows how to operate a real firearm. Or knows what one looks like for that matter. They wouldn't understand what we'd be trying to say.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 19:08 | 2516306 Freebird
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Lol. Similar thought. Send them all a non changeable gift voucher to redeem by end of June

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:41 | 2515962 Benjamin Glutton
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same way I splained it to the wife.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 17:01 | 2516029 max2205
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Needs a barrel in the front and back. So they don't miss....

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:41 | 2515964 cherry picker
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The way things are going, I wouldn't publish a picture like this as you may be getting a lot of orders, and if you can't supply, your credibility will go down the tubes :)

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:41 | 2515966 gimli
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It's safe, they can't afford bullets

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:42 | 2515968 francis_sawyer
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I'da used a DOUBLE BARREL... But that's just me...

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:43 | 2515974 5880
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Polish Revolver

I have one

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 17:05 | 2516041 dogbreath
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That pistol is definately british.  Maybe for export only.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 18:19 | 2516206 nmewn
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ROTFL!!!...I was thinkin a Chinese copy...but lets run wif that!!!

Tue, 06/12/2012 - 01:19 | 2517084 SDShack
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Definitely a Chinese copy made by Dum Fuk Arms Co. Ltd.

Tue, 06/12/2012 - 01:25 | 2517095 dogbreath
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were you trying to be funny??

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:43 | 2515975 resurger
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"Guns don’t kill people; people kill people"

Fuck that.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:50 | 2515998 sudsf16
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"Guns don't kill people; bullets do"

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:53 | 2516006 Ignatius J Reilly
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But you have to throw them really hard.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 17:09 | 2516055 wandstrasse
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the guns??

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 17:16 | 2516063 resurger
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i think the gun powder, throwing guns & bullets is so savage.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 17:08 | 2516047 resurger
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Am selling 6 rounds  X .44 magnums for a silver coin, place your order here:

"customized gold inscribed magnums available for special customers who are willing to kill bank Zombies"



Mon, 06/11/2012 - 18:55 | 2516283 Pig Brotha
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Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do.

Family Guy

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 19:55 | 2516404 Diogenes
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"Guns don’t kill people; people kill people"

With guns.

Take away all the guns and instead of a drive by shooting you get a punch in the nose.

Tue, 06/12/2012 - 00:23 | 2517022 Burnbright
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Take away all the guns and instead of a drive by shooting you get a punch in the nose.

Lets pretend that owning a gun was illegal in the US. It would not stop people from being shot to death, and even if some how all the guns were destroyed in the world, which is actually impossible, people would still kill other people by stabbing them, pushing them off a tall building, poisioning them, blugening them... the list goes on and on. So no, guns don't kill people. Guns are tools to kill people at range, that is all. 

Let me ask you something genius. How do you suppose you take someone's gun from them, and secondly how do you keep people from owning a fire arm if they are going to break the law anyway.


All you end up with is law enforcement with most of the guns, and criminals with the rest, while the common law abiding human being is left defenseless to both parties.

Not exactly a "winning" situation. 

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 23:46 | 2516974 TNTARG
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Guns don't kill people. Stupidity, abnormallity, subhuman specimens do.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:43 | 2515977 ArrestBobRubin
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A graphic for what happens 100 years after the control of a nation's money creation and supply is handed to the worlds most vicious and ancient killers.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:44 | 2515978 Dick Darlington
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Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:44 | 2515980 Vincent Vega
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Please make these available to all bankster's and politician's immediately.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:45 | 2515984 booboo
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Standared issue sidearm for ATF meat heads. Call your congressman now and lobby them for the......wait, we're gonna need about 535 more of these.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:47 | 2515991 williambanzai7
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Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:51 | 2516000 gimli
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Could you add a CNBC silencer please?

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 20:16 | 2516443 Yes_Questions
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Brings new meaning to Power Lunch!!!!




I'm going to hell.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 17:13 | 2516062 Sweet Chicken
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Where's the spiderman cleaning towel?! ;)

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 18:21 | 2516210 francis_sawyer
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Hank the Tank...

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 18:33 | 2516236 sunaJ
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Best I've seen from you yet, Banzai.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 18:18 | 2516204 MsCreant
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I really like this alot. You went more freeform conceptually. I keep looking at it and finding jokes you may not have intended, at all (but I think you did).

The Bernank shells look like, er, uh, ways to fuck us. Bunga Barrel with rear sight, plumbing pipe, g-pap-spot, it's like mutated sexual organs in a perpetual self fucking machine.

What a piece of work, like the who Euro area.


Mon, 06/11/2012 - 19:27 | 2516337 Sokhmate
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I'd imagine there's a particular odor emanating from the rear 'sight'

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:49 | 2515994 mayhem_korner
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Sight courtesy Greece

Trigger Guard courtesy Troika

Ejector rod courtesy Germany

Muzzle courtesy Bildeberg

Cylinder courtesy PIIG

Trigger courtesy the Bernank

Assembled in Espania


Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:51 | 2516003 Snakeeyes
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That is also the "Re-elect Obama!" campaign symbol.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:54 | 2516008 Joebloinvestor
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It is also refered to as,"I'll show me!".

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:56 | 2516012 doomandbloom
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Bang! Bang!.. I shot me down..Bang! Bang!

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 16:58 | 2516014 disabledvet
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Sorry to rain on your parade but Spain will still be around long after the Tylers' Durden told everyone that they've just /should have killed themselves. An "unfortunate truth" for some i imagine...but i care not for i am not invested in anything Spanish save for "mere rhetoric" as all the rest of you here. Of course who in their right mind would wish for "Spanish Suicide" to begin with? The answer is of course "no one" since this has never been about "mere money" to begin with, yes, yes?

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 17:04 | 2516039 One eyed man
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Spain will be around for a long time. But will the euro still exist in 2 years? We shall see.

And even if the euro survives, what purchasing power will it have after all the printing required to keep it together?

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 17:54 | 2516116 Oldrepublic
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mommy what does that funny symbol € mean?
2020 CE
somewhere in Europe


Mon, 06/11/2012 - 18:18 | 2516196 The Big Ching-aso
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This is like saying ghettos will still be around after the global economy implodes.

Tue, 06/12/2012 - 01:41 | 2517109 Harbanger
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The euro will be the progressive shit stain it was designed to be.  Will Spain will be around?  Of course....But define "Spain", "Germany" or "Europe" for that matter.  It's more than metes and bounds.

Mon, 06/11/2012 - 18:36 | 2516247 Poetic injustice
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Sure, Spain is fine and dandy, that's why they are asking for 100 billion (first week) bailout money. Every country that is fine asks for some bailout money, it's perfectly sane and normal. You know, sane like in old cartoons?

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