• Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.
  • Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.

Spanish Bonds, Meet Satan

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We expect Spanish scapegoating for today's latest bond debacle to focus on the devil in 5...4...3...

Spanish 10Y yields are at 6.666%...

Also beware of Spanish bonds sniffing bath salts: they have been known to rip faces off (per recent domestic zombie outbreaks).

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Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:35 | 2475733 AlaricBalth
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Ay Caramba!! Espana se atornilla!! El diablo anda suelto!!!

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:37 | 2475782 SHEEPFUKKER
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queue the rumor about the rumor about the bailout of Spain and we can all go back to business as usual. 

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:52 | 2475856 Wakanda
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I heard some hearsay about that potential rumor.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:54 | 2475860 The trend is yo...
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Flooores....flooores....Floores para muertos

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 12:54 | 2476175 LeonardoFibonacci
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My name is

Louis Cyphre 666 & i aim to please you!!!!!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7DK8kZTBWE

 

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 15:19 | 2476914 eclectic syncretist
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meanwhile the UST 10yr bond yield is down 87% over the last 30 years and still firmly ensconced in the decades old downtrend towards zero and possible even lower than that!

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:33 | 2475734 CClarity
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Damian!!!

Bring on the Exorcist Central Bank . . . ECB . . . and the Euro drops to a 1.23 handle AND Santelli mentions ZH on the evil network

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:29 | 2475735 ChelseaAggro
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Spanish bonds ARE Satan.

 

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:29 | 2475737 FieldingMellish
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Religously bullish!

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:30 | 2475742 Cognitive Dissonance
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Sorry. My bad. I wanted to see if I could summon the dead (fiat) and called up the devil by mistake.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:35 | 2475771 slackrabbit
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SO was it Rockefeller or Rothchild its so hard to tell these days....hey didn't they judge merge today?

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 12:24 | 2476036 Overfed
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Rockefellers and Rothschilds have joined forces to become the Voltron of the AntiChrist.  Gawd, I wish I could Photochop.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:37 | 2475781 Wakanda
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As in most endeavors, CD is spectacularly successful.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:51 | 2475846 Cognitive Dissonance
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Looks like I was successful with Gold. Nice woodie.

Or maybe it's just the Golden middle finger to the fiat printers.

Gold Finger

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:51 | 2475853 Wakanda
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Cntrl p or (and) bust!

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 12:09 | 2475944 papaswamp
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I think it is due to continued demand, but price manipulation compressing the price of pure refined gold down to raw material cost levels. Mines will have to shut down causing a supply side problem....then pow the price will shoot through the roof. It's interesting there doesn't seem to be any sovereign banks dumping any more on the markets.

Additionally, what Santelli said was very interesting about someone quickly pumping back into the LRTO due to not being able to meet the requirements of the loan. THings could accelerate out of control very quickly.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:34 | 2475743 slackrabbit
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We have lift off...or is that an express elevator to hell? Going down!

 

6.666%.....god has judged Spain, and it has been found wanting...money....lots and lots of money......pretty much like everyone else

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:32 | 2475751 Azannoth
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I am sure the Spanish will take this as an good Omen .. or .. maybe not

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:33 | 2475757 Dr. Engali
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That's it. That number has popped up too much lately. I'm out of here.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:34 | 2475758 DoChenRollingBearing
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ZH just mentioned by Santelli on CNBC...

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:37 | 2475783 CharlieSDT
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What did he say?

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:59 | 2475894 DoChenRollingBearing
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I did not catch much, he referred to one of ZH's recent columns...  Maybe Spain, sorry I forget.  I was fixated on getting the newsflash here, and forgot what he said.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 12:03 | 2475909 NotApplicable
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"I pity the fool who don't read ZH!"

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:34 | 2475760 kahunabear
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ZeroHedge just mentioned on CNBS by Santelli. Cool.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:34 | 2475761 Wakanda
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(Almost) nobody expects the Spanish implosion.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:35 | 2475763 SheepDog-One
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AY CARAMBA!!

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:35 | 2475765 NERVEAGENTVX
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Holy shit! Rick Santelli just quoted ZeroHedge! And gave props!

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:37 | 2475780 Dr. Engali
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Did he happen to mention anything about Einhorn's guest appearance privileges being revoked?

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:45 | 2475823 slaughterer
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Santelli referencing ZH on CNBS was the "Secret Sign" (wink, wink, wink) to go LONG EVERYTHING "BALLS TO THE WALLS" at that very second. 

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:47 | 2475836 slaughterer
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Let's see who wins the "junk me" "down arrow" contest today.  Anybody who accumulates more than a 100 down arrows gets a few FB puts. 

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:58 | 2475871 Henry Chinaski
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I junked you for replying to your own post and thereby engaging in buffoonery. 

In some circles, a junk is a badge of honor.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 12:02 | 2475907 slaughterer
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Good work.  To associate a junk with honor is really an inverted junk.   So I had to junk you.   

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:35 | 2475767 RacerX
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wow someone has got the "-1" disease today. no sense of humour.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:53 | 2475849 Wakanda
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They get paid by the click.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:36 | 2475776 stinkhammer
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Hi Rick!

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:36 | 2475777 magpie
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Burn them ?

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:38 | 2475790 Wakanda
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Use them to keep warm next winter.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:39 | 2475793 LetThemEatRand
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I recall that they did use the Iron Maiden in the Spanish Inquisition.  Coincidence?   I think not.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:59 | 2475890 gatorengineer
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Do they have to pay the RIAA royalties if they use Iron Maiden..... Two minutes to midnight during the crash would be excellent.................

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 12:13 | 2475960 Temporalist
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RUN TO THE HILLS!!!  RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7ToNJHgp-w

 

or 

 

The Number of the Beast http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9kT37eIkaY&feature=related

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:39 | 2475794 potlatch
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the face eating will continue until confidence returns

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:43 | 2475812 Uncle Remus
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Or morale improves.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:39 | 2475798 Dr. Kenneth Noi...
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ZOM NOM NOM NOM

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:42 | 2475807 trgfunds
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Oh Jesus I just saw CNBC quote a zerohedge article. The end of the world is near.

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:48 | 2475837 slackrabbit
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OMG 6.666, R & R merge and Rick mentions ZH on TV - the stars truely are in alignment...

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 12:13 | 2475961 PSEUDOLOGOI
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~June 1, 2012 : Triple Line Up: Mercury – Venus – Earth (middle long)

Mercury: god of trade, thieves, and travel

Venus: principally associated with love, beauty, sex, fertility, presperity and military victory

Earth:  was the great mother of all: the heavenly gods, the Titans and the Giants were born from her union with Uranus (the sky), while the sea-gods were born from her union with Pontus (the sea).

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 14:46 | 2476756 Iwanttoknow
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Uranus?

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 21:04 | 2477875 StychoKiller
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Uranus (Roman), AKA Chronos (Greek)

Wed, 05/30/2012 - 11:55 | 2475864 Uncle Remus
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Only 205 redemption days left until the, ahem, shortest day of the year.

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