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Special Notice: Obama To Vacation On Martha's Vineyard Following A Job Well Done
We bring you this special announcement courtesy of the White House which has informed that American plebs that following a fantastic job well done, in which the market is now back to pre-QE2 levels, unemployment is near record highs, delays for presidential press meetings compare with Newark airplane take offs, pessimism is at record highs, America's credit rating has just been downgraded, the country was nearly bankrupted, and sales of end of the world provisions are through the roof (not to mention ammunition), president Obama is taking a well-deserved vacation at Martha's Vineyard at the end of the month. From Bloomberg: "President Barack Obama will vacation with his family in Martha's Vineyard at the end of this month as he's done in years past, the White House said Wednesday, despite the weak economy and negotiations on the nation's debt problem. Press secretary Jay Carney defended Obama's plans to take a break even as he's pledged urgent action on those issues. "I don't think Americans out there would begrudge that notion that the president would spend some time with his family," Carney said." Spot on, Jay, spot on.
"Carney added that there's really no such thing as a presidential vacation since Obama will travel with his aides, receive regular briefings on national security and the economy and be able to return to Washington if necessary. "The presidency travels with you. He will be in constant communication," Carney said at the White House briefing. Last August, the president, Michelle Obama and their two daughters spent 10 days at a rented farm on the wealthy island retreat in Massachusetts.
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I completely disagree. He has spend a great deal of time raising money for his 2012 campaign! Twice this week alone, and its only Wednesday!
There goes yo momma's social security check for the rest of her life.
That guy acts like he was elected to the NBA, not the White House,
Rick Perry for POTUS.
RICK PERRY FOR GOD!
full disclosure: /SARC
I second the nomination, and I'm not even a Republican!
Yeah as soon as he gets back from his Bilderberg meetings.
LOL, GBeck is banking on it.
False Flag in 3, 2, 1...
Herd culling in 10, 9, 8...
10th anniversary. . . 9.11.11. . . and FEMA drill 11.9.11 (9.11.11 for non-yankees)
numbers matter to them.
One Big Assed Mistake America - OBAMA - plus 533 others...
people give the oval office way to much importance...here, there it didn't matter then, it doesn't matter now and it won't matter what republican or democrat parasite sits in the high puppet seat after the 2012 election.
meet the new teleprompter, same as the old teleprompter...
OT but still hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjvlrf0OM3M
omg doode tHAT WAS HILARIOUS!! I LOVE zh OLD SKOOL PEEPS coming in.
LMAO wtf was that? awesome. and getting paid.
I have no clue. But after watching it I have an overwhelming urge to nuke NJ.
Awful, yet somehow, still winning.
"Dad, will you stop doing that music thing, all the kids in school have been laughing at me."
"No dad, I won't do my homework cause I'm livin da life."
pods
LOL wtf?! looks like i gotta step my game up...as i am not livin da life...
What is completely ironic about this post is that at the very top of my screen, the ad that loaded was "Visit the official Barack Obama website now -- paid for by Barack Obama for President. Adchoices. Do you think they know their audience?
The algos running the ads just see that His Shitnesses name is mentioned. Alot!
Michele was heard to say... "Let them eat cake!"
Are you sure Michele Antoinette didn't say, "Let them eat ARUGULA?"
Thanks for a good laugh... and then a good cry at how bad our country has gotten!
Why the gub'mint is great: because they build SPITFIRES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj73NTO8144
"I don't think Americans out there would begrudge that notion that the president would spend some time with his family," Carney said."
He doesn't spend time with them at the White House? So who DOES he spend time with in the White House? Is he cavorting with lobbyists? No doubt he sleeps with them!
Perhaps we should assign Obama a new moniker -- the Teleprompter TRAMP!
Hey, remember a few days ago in Afghanistan? Sometimes very bad things happen to helicopters and good people die. Then again maybe, just maybe, sometimes bad things happen to helicopters and useless SOB's die. One can only hope.
It would be too bad about the kiddos and the wife, but ending that particular line of DNA would be a world-class happy ending. In the best massage parlor sense.
what happen ??? the copter fall on some Freedom Fighters?
let em eat jellybelly
give the guy a break - he's done a great job assuring America's triple BS rating.
He's the real McDeal.
Unlike in military commercials - people you are trying to kill, do fight back - I know I would...
Maybe it is not a vacation, maybe he is going into hiding for when the shit goes down, (controlled demo like), at the end of the month...
Talk about adding insult to injury...
oh ,what a pity to hear that the nation went bankrupt while we where on hollydays....
What a FUCKING IDIOT!!! This POS prez seems to smash the moron bar, day after day after day. My GOD, what is going to take for him to wake the fuck up and at the very least, appear to be concerned about the COMPLETE AND UTTER COLLAPSE OF OUR FUCKING ECONOMY. YES, I'M PISSED and SHOUTING!!!! We're heading for some absolutely FUBAR'd times gang - get your rear's in gear and prepare!
I dreamt last night that Obama would come out this morning and say:
1. He will repeal obamacare and Frank-Dodd.
2. Make the Bush Tax cuts permananent.
3. bitch slap the EPA and fire half of them.
4. Open up our energy policy.
5. Put spending back at 2008 levels.
After he said this I looked at my computer and the Dow was up 3000 points.
Well I woke up and went to work and came home with less money.
I woke up, took an Obama, and then had a shower.
Since every president seems to be worse than his predecessor, all the way back to at least Eisenhower, I think we'll have to recruit Charley Manson in 2012 to keep the status quo.
Acid and bloody murder for everybody!
Charley 2012!
Let's get out there and make it happen.
Now, now; no need to go all Helter Skelter on us. We could accomplish the same goal by electing Palin.
I'll see your Palin and raise you a Pelosi.
You mean that nice aunt nancy Pelosi lady, the other church-going lady who "loves peace" and is "against the military" and can't find enough money in the universe to spend for every war machine in the world and to hire more military members? You mean THAT Pelosi?
Do you mean Palin, the nice "churchianty" "pro-lifer" lady who hates abortion but every human she ever met with skin darker than hers or wearing a turban she wants to strap to a nuclear weapon and/or declare holy war against? You mean THAT Palin?
Bachman eyes, bitchezzzz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlie can run Treasury
Squeecky gets Press Sec.
Perry needs a little seasoning in foreign affairs so we will VEEP him.
Isn't everyone always complaining when the gov't does something to intervene? He's giving you what you want... nothing.
You got that right. He's given us a whole lotta nothing. Hence the nickname "Zero".
The most expensive nothing in history.
I hope our great-grandkids appreciate the nothing they will be paying for.
Heckuva job, Baracky!
i cant wait for NitWit Romney!!! Romney for Prez!! Hes the best!!! He will save us all!! Really!!! is it worse to have the sheep or the wolf in sheeps clothing? does it matter?
Once we get anti-job laws off the books and an energy policy that keeps gas prices low, our economy will grow. Hell, Bart Simpson could do that.
I will not solve our nation's economic problems with truth.
I will not solve our nation's economic problems with truth.
I will not solve our nation's economic problems with truth.
I will not solve our nation's economic problems with truth.
I will not solve our nation's economic problems with truth.
I will not solve our nation's economic problems with truth.
The mulatto and his 3 tar balls are more suited for haiti than the Northeast.
hmmm...
I read somewhere that Joe Biden is visiting Japan, China and South Korea late this month.
President taking a break, and Vice President touring overseas.
Who will be in charge then?
Timmay.
Actually, Boehner is #3.
Maybe he can fire Timmah when Obama and Biden are away.
That didn't actually increase my comfort level.
me smell false flag.....
Oh please, I beseech thee! Lock thy doors after it arrives! On the evil spawn of the devil, too!
Hey, how about making a big banner on Martha's Vineyard that reads in big bold letters"
"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! MARKETS PLUNGE 2000 PTS! ENJOY YOUR VACATION!"
Something visible as "Marine One" makes land fall. Hopefully there are a a few ZH readers at the Vineyard. Even a beach sign using rocks and sea-weed would be great!
sadly, no matter how bad a job he is doing, he will be reelected
"lesser of 2 evils"
"he's a democrat"
"he's the 1st black president"
"it's bush's/the tea party's/fat cats fault"
I think I speak for many here when I say, "FUCK YOU."
we all have to admit he is one hell of a campaigner. Too bad there is not much carryover to reality
He's a two bit fucking storefront preacher and sociopath to boot.
This is reality.
Might JAWS get up to Martha's Vineyard
Why shouldn't he go on vacation? What's he going to do........pull $700trillion out of his ass for the banks bad derivates and talk all the mfg into bringing our jobs back over the course of a few days while he's gone? This problem is so big there's nothing he can do, and it will be really funny when whichever republican rockstar gets in next to see how well things turn around. Not!
The ones that need to go on vacation are the FED. Permanetely.
What is a vacation?
Wait a sec....
Nobody's said it yet???
FLASH MOB - MARTHA'S VINEYARD
Obama will not cancel vacation over economic woes
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/08/10/obama-will-not-cancel-vacation-over-economic-woes/
Hey, lighten up on Obama.
Destroying a super power is hard work. I isn't like it is less than a week since his bday vacation.
Dig.
Maybe he just doesn't want to be present when TSHTF.
http://silverdoctors.blogspot.com/
island two hours offshore, easy to guard....
Hey, the guy has worked hard these last few months. He's convinced the country that Osama Bin Laden is dead and then taken out his "killers", started three new wars, extended the debt ceiling discussion to beyond his next election, not allowed the credit rating of the US to descend to junk, and has actively worked to create new jobs by extending the payroll tax. Plus, we have had no riots in London.
Even the die hard Obama supporters have got to admit at some point in time that the guy is a total mess for the country and the world. Everything he touches turns dirt sammich.
If propagandavision told half the truth, and didn't cover for 'Bamm like a crippled baby in a wheel chair, his approvals would reflect reality closer to 20%.
Time to roll out the Obama jokes: "He's such a bad president that...
And yet he's still not half as bad as Bush who actually created most of the current mess the US is in. Of course anyone who knows their history would also realize that the massive debt buildup began with Reagan more than 30 years ago and it's taken this long to get to this point.
But hey, anyone else coulda solved a problem that's been in the making for 30 years in 6 or 7, 9 tops! gwar5 certainly would had all these problems licked by now. I'm certain of it.
Agreed, and it was Clinton who repealed Glass-Steagall.
Not half as bad ?
Do the math.
That is actually correct.
He's all bad.
Every pres you mention is from the pit of hell, but let's be frank. No president ever ran $1.8T deficits out as far as the eye can see, and the only beneficiaries are his banksta friends. Are you sure it's not Andrew Jackson's fault?
Don't look now, but your basement is flooding ;)
Your President is so bad: (in the vein of the Fat Momma jokes)
That Black people will vote Republican!
Mexicans are going to Mexico...to find work!
Jimmy Carter is off the hook for 'Worst President Ever!'
That 'The Biggest Loser' is being recast as a political reality show, with Obama as the sole contender.
His bowling score is actually higher than his popularity rating.
...
But it's not all bad news. He's lower or saved a couple of strokes on his handicap.
Oblowblow needs about a 40 year vacation in the Crossbar Hotel.
Operation fast and furious bitchez.
Bring on the junta.
Maybe he could help erect the wind turbines by the island?
Obama:
"Good news, evil America is now held back so the affirmative action countries can feel better about themselves."
"Bad news, things will now be Darfur x10 around the world"
Just don't show up to work tomorrow and see if anyone notices.
Michelle,
While on MV, borrow a car (as you would never pay to rent nor own) and take your husband Barry with the car on the ferry from Edgartown over to Chappaquidick. Don't worry, it's a quick trip so you'll still have time to shop. When you land at the dock, you drive and order Barry to get in. He'll obey as always. Take the first left you can after departing the dock and follow the dirt road a mile or two down to a clearing and a little bridge which takes you over to a smaller outer island. Now, the bridge looks pretty narrow, but trust me, you can make it. You can actually gun it right over. Ok? Good. Have a nice vacation.
Michelle,
While on MV, borrow a car (as you would never pay to rent nor own) and take your husband Barry with the car on the ferry from Edgartown over to Chappaquidick. Don't worry, it's a quick trip so you'll still have time to shop. When you land at the dock, you drive and order Barry to get in. He'll obey as always. Take the first left you can after departing the dock and follow the dirt road a mile or two down to a clearing and a little bridge which takes you over to a smaller outer island. Now, the bridge looks pretty narrow, but trust me, you can make it. You can actually gun it right over. Ok? Good. Have a nice vacation.
Have a nice vacation, enjoy a Portigee or Lobsta Roll..
next i want to see the nobel peace prize given to the rating agencies, they made obama cut back on future wars.
GWB: "Brownie, you are doin a heck of a job"
There.
You all were thinking it.. I said it.
<"I don't think Americans out there would begrudge that notion that the president would spend some time with his family," Carney said." Spot on, Jay, spot on. >
Oh, hell we wouldn't if just 50% of them were at home with the other 95% of Americans.............you know, the broke dik dogs.
Between the Telepromter In Chief tirades, and you golding, and vacations every other week, WHY should we peons begrudge thee oh great ONE?.
What's the big deal? Martha's Vineyard is very nice in August ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTU2He2BIc0&feature=related
"Yo, yo.... where my WASPs at... M.V. ... Martha's Vineyard... Hollahh baaackk..."
I just want to know, where is the Teleprompter going on vacation? It's the only one actually working (except for that minute or two the other day).
redundancy warning - cme hiked gold margins...first of many i suspect...
This is good. Get him in the spot that he can do the least amount of damage. Hopefully he does not have the capability to connect with the outside world.
Obama is a stuffed suit. A fucking destructive one too.
This link is to today's Young Turks Youtube commentary about the dangerous idiot... http://www.youtube.com/user/TheYoungTurks#p/u/1/HTVXaJItFfE
loved this comment on the youtube video:
"Obama is not a pussy. He is more of a cunt actually"
Our Novelty president is taking another vacation. Guess he figures on being a one-term president. Thank God!
Presidential Eye Chart: http://www.psac.net/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/44thPresident.JPG
Way to add to the rhetoric tyler
And..."AMERICAN STUDENT LOANS" will be "THE NEXT BIG STORY" very soon.
*****Moodys Warns Student Loans May Be the Next Financial Bubble.
10/20 million American Students Should Starve the US Government from its Taxes.
Can 10/20 million American students be jailed?.....
http://seenoevilspeaknoevilhearnoevil.blogspot.com/2011/08/moodys-warns-...
*****Eight Reasons Young Americans Don't Fight Back: How the US Crushed Youth Resistance
10/20 million American Students Should Starve the US Government from its Taxes.
Can 10/20 million American students be jailed?.....
http://seenoevilspeaknoevilhearnoevil.blogspot.com/2011/08/8-reasons-you...
*****The Creek...short video.
Parallel to knocking your head in the Stock Market...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLRAqfN48zo&feature=feedbul
Look, he can't spend time with his family in the WH.
They would all miss the Satanic rituals of the Kennedy clan. Fun for the whole family.
That headline if funny!
Better be working on one hell of a barnburner out there at the Kennedy Compound on the Vinyid...
Lucky for you, most have to go off island for pitchforks..
"I don't think Americans out there would begrudge that notion that the president would spend some time with his family," Carney said."
I begrudge such notion.
seems they begrudged the hell out of it with Bush.
OK, I have no PM and maybe a few k USD to risk/invest.
Where and how does one go about purchasing PM?
With a few K to burn, I'd drop in at Provident metals. Quick shipping, reasonable rates.
Good luck to ya!
I want my life back...
Are the optics terrible or purposeful? The latter, the President of the United States of America is sending a very vivid messase.. PLEASE SUPPORT THE 30% MARGINS OF LUXURY RETAILORS. He is completely out of touch with his base.
Of course he's done a great job. You think getting the US downgraded after 94 years is easy?
But now it's Miller time, head out to Martha's Vineyard, get the mates around the table and see what Van Jone's got up his sleeve for the ode US of KKK for the second half of 2011.
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