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Spot The Odd One Out

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Yes, it's happened again. One of these markets is not like the other ones.

Stocks have started their reversion to the short-term normality in Gold, USD, and Treasuries...

 

which put another way is a reversion in the nominal price of stocks in gold...

and stocks ignoring high yield credit's less sanguine view of things all of a sudden...

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Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:47 | 2637185 mrktwtch2
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nice colorful charts!!..of course as we all know that they dont really matter..

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:53 | 2637217 Race Car Driver
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How can they? All the numbers represented above are the result of market distortions, suppressions and manipulations. The charts merely put same in graphical format... the numbers are still fucked.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:56 | 2637232 Stoploss
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Thanks Ben we new the drill.

 

Fucktard.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:56 | 2637238 NotApplicable
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They still have meaning, as they illuminate the magnitude and direction of all of those distortions, suppressions and manipulations. They just don't mean much from a market perspective.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:08 | 2637309 Dr. Richard Head
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Meaning?  Pffffffttttt...You can't eat stocks priced in gold.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 17:14 | 2637776 sessinpo
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You can't eat anything on those charts. If you want to eat, plant a garden.

If anything, these are brief snapshot of flows of liquidity which isn't very helpful without volume.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:54 | 2637228 JPM Hater001
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I was really hoping for recovery...I really was rooting for 13000 this time...I wanted the bond market to bound ever higher...unless of course it doesnt happen. 

In which case I want a pony.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:58 | 2637253 NotApplicable
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Wait, you haven't gotten your pony yet? You should contact "your representative" immediately, if not sooner.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:19 | 2637630 Treeplanter
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Obama will buy you a pony.  All you have to do is believe. 

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:45 | 2637701 Lucky Guesst
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if you do get a pony and want to safely invest go to the feed store and fatten him up. You may have to eat him someday.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:55 | 2637229 Oracle of Kypseli
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Soon enough these charts will reflect the truth and that's when they will not matter most. Paper burns.

But something else just melts when heated to 1947.52 °F. But then.. metamorphosis back to original not even a small grain of ash.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:47 | 2637186 Yen Cross
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 xau ( ding ding)

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:54 | 2637224 magpie
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A scary thought passed me by - would it be possible to HFTize and momofy Gold ? A parting shot by the fiat ponzi ?

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:56 | 2637235 The Final Countdown
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Isn't that what GLD is for?

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:01 | 2637268 NotApplicable
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It will be once all of the FCMs are gone that have clients who demand delivery from a Crimex vault. I wonder if Celente has tried again since being Corzined, for example?

Blow up the loading dock and the algobots will own this "market."

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:22 | 2637639 Treeplanter
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What has Celente ever done for The Party?

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 17:17 | 2637780 sessinpo
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Oh, Celente is a hoot in a party once you get a few drinks in him. Oh, sorry. Wrong type of party.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 20:52 | 2638135 Divine Wind
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You can learn more Italian mobster names listening to Celente that a DeNiro movie.

"But if the White Shoe Boys has names like "

Bonanno
Brancato
Campagna
Cardinella
DelGiorno
Galante
Magaddino
Migliore
Panarella
etc..
etc..

 

 

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:48 | 2637193 Calidreaming
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Ok its about time to Cue in Last hour Robot buy program...........

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:48 | 2637197 nobusiness
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Market won't fully correct until next week.  My July 20 135 SPY Puts must expire worthless first.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:07 | 2637305 OutLookingIn
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"Fully correct?"

How do they correct from a falsehood?

A falsehood is a lie. The spoonfed numbers are false. Ergo ~ believe the lie? Or not.

The charts will do exactly what the manipulators want them to do. No more, no less.  

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:15 | 2637616 nobusiness
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OK, Crash can commence next week.  I am always a week too early.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:23 | 2637642 Quantum Nucleonics
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By fully correct, do you mean S&P going to 600?

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:48 | 2637199 Concentrated po...
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Welcome to Costco, I love you...

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:58 | 2637249 Mugatu
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"I got my law degree from Costco"

Let see how many people know which great movie this comes from.  Funny part is the entire movie is becoming reality.  

Brought to you by Carls Jr.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:03 | 2637279 NotApplicable
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Becoming reality?

It was actually a documentary.

We'll see how long the tards can continue to live kick-ass lives, though.

My first wife was a tard.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:09 | 2637306 Jack Napier
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Just keep pumping people full of electrolytes and they'll be just fine! Stay away from the toilet water. If anyone needs me I'll be at Starbucks.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:20 | 2637632 moneyline
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For the "full release latte"!.....oh yeaaahh.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 17:06 | 2637762 NooooB
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"GO AWAY!"-" BAIT'IN!"

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:14 | 2637352 Mugatu
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Nope!  Movie was Idiocracy.  A Mike Judge picture staring Luke Wilson.  

Luke Wilson goes into an Army experiment and wakes up 300 years later.  He finds out that he is the smartest man in the world when he is tested at a 100 IQ.  In the future, Gatorade (called Brawndo in the movie) bought out the bankrupt FDA and Gatorade is fed to infants, cattle, even crops - instead of water.  President is a wrestlemania type strongman who drinks beer and rides through parades on a tri-bike.  Starbucks become a brothel and Costco has become a giant megacomplex where you can buy anything.  

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:53 | 2637535 Biggvs
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Step right up, sir! Select your fate! Choose one of these fine beverages from our selection:

http://postimage.org/image/yovflq6ch/

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 17:30 | 2637809 viahj
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recalibrate your sarcasm detector

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:06 | 2637303 JohnG
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Isn't is "Idiocracy?"  My best guess anyway.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:32 | 2637440 Mugatu
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Enjoy this clip from the movie.  Its so applicable to today, that is funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5zAAASsuyk

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 17:03 | 2637748 Tijuana Donkey Show
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Obama would look good as a blonde.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:28 | 2637658 Quantum Nucleonics
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A little OT, but, as I'm walking out of Costco through the line of shame, where they check my receipt to see if I've stolen anything, seeing that I have my two young sons with me, the Costco inqusitor takes the time to draw a smiley, happy face on the back of my receipt for the benfit of said kids.  Come on, just wave me through.  I'm juggling to kids bouncing off the wall while hauling 4 metric tons of stuff out to my car.  I really don't have time for some Costco employee to re-live their favorite kindergarten art class memories.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 16:55 | 2637732 beachdude
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They check my receipt as a courtesy to make sure I remembered the vodka kahlua and milk.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:53 | 2637204 youngman
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I still think gold is being played....fixed....just today the ECB said no more to Greece debt as collateral...well well well...what is one to do if you own that crap...can´t trade it for gold now can we...

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:51 | 2637209 Taterboy
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Odd one out? You mean Barney Frank?

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:52 | 2637212 ThunderingTurd
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Anyone else expiring worthless today...right before the next MASSIVE leg down? 

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:02 | 2637277 Hetty Green
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Yup!

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:52 | 2637216 TwoJacks
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no one, absolutely no one, buys stocks with gold.  who are you, Prechter?

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:53 | 2637222 francis_sawyer
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Robot Trader to post comment that 'inWestors' are fleeing to the safety of 'tried & true' Treasuries in 5...4...3...2...

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:56 | 2637234 diogeneslaertius
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ENSLAVED BY A HOLOGRAPHIC ECONOMIC DEATHSTAR CREATED BY NWO MADMEN

 

no film at 11

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:57 | 2637244 fonzannoon
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Cue "we are coming off the lows" in 6 minutes followed by "looks like we are going to end about flat" in about 45 minutes. Followed by bobbleheads screaming "Wow" while looking completely unsurprised.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:08 | 2637316 JohnG
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Must.Close.Green.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 14:59 | 2637259 Yen Cross
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 Now that we have defined risk. Perhaps we should buy some Diamonds.  OOOPs 1 is off the market. That defines inflation.

  JPM style.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 15:03 | 2637273 Squid Vicious
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bunch of homies closing in on 5 yr. highs... all is well in suburbia!!

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