Spot The Odd One Out

Tyler Durden's picture

Yes, it's happened again. One of these markets is not like the other ones.

Stocks have started their reversion to the short-term normality in Gold, USD, and Treasuries...


which put another way is a reversion in the nominal price of stocks in gold...

and stocks ignoring high yield credit's less sanguine view of things all of a sudden...

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mrktwtch2's picture

nice colorful charts!!..of course as we all know that they dont really matter..

Race Car Driver's picture

How can they? All the numbers represented above are the result of market distortions, suppressions and manipulations. The charts merely put same in graphical format... the numbers are still fucked.

Stoploss's picture

Thanks Ben we new the drill.



NotApplicable's picture

They still have meaning, as they illuminate the magnitude and direction of all of those distortions, suppressions and manipulations. They just don't mean much from a market perspective.

Dr. Richard Head's picture

Meaning?  Pffffffttttt...You can't eat stocks priced in gold.

sessinpo's picture

You can't eat anything on those charts. If you want to eat, plant a garden.

If anything, these are brief snapshot of flows of liquidity which isn't very helpful without volume.

JPM Hater001's picture

I was really hoping for recovery...I really was rooting for 13000 this time...I wanted the bond market to bound ever higher...unless of course it doesnt happen. 

In which case I want a pony.

NotApplicable's picture

Wait, you haven't gotten your pony yet? You should contact "your representative" immediately, if not sooner.

Treeplanter's picture

Obama will buy you a pony.  All you have to do is believe. 

Lucky Guesst's picture

if you do get a pony and want to safely invest go to the feed store and fatten him up. You may have to eat him someday.

Oracle of Kypseli's picture

Soon enough these charts will reflect the truth and that's when they will not matter most. Paper burns.

But something else just melts when heated to 1947.52 °F. But then.. metamorphosis back to original not even a small grain of ash.

Yen Cross's picture

 xau ( ding ding)

magpie's picture

A scary thought passed me by - would it be possible to HFTize and momofy Gold ? A parting shot by the fiat ponzi ?

NotApplicable's picture

It will be once all of the FCMs are gone that have clients who demand delivery from a Crimex vault. I wonder if Celente has tried again since being Corzined, for example?

Blow up the loading dock and the algobots will own this "market."

Treeplanter's picture

What has Celente ever done for The Party?

sessinpo's picture

Oh, Celente is a hoot in a party once you get a few drinks in him. Oh, sorry. Wrong type of party.

Divine Wind's picture

You can learn more Italian mobster names listening to Celente that a DeNiro movie.

"But if the White Shoe Boys has names like "




Calidreaming's picture

Ok its about time to Cue in Last hour Robot buy program...........

nobusiness's picture

Market won't fully correct until next week.  My July 20 135 SPY Puts must expire worthless first.

OutLookingIn's picture

"Fully correct?"

How do they correct from a falsehood?

A falsehood is a lie. The spoonfed numbers are false. Ergo ~ believe the lie? Or not.

The charts will do exactly what the manipulators want them to do. No more, no less.  

nobusiness's picture

OK, Crash can commence next week.  I am always a week too early.

Quantum Nucleonics's picture

By fully correct, do you mean S&P going to 600?

Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty.'s picture

Welcome to Costco, I love you...

Mugatu's picture

"I got my law degree from Costco"

Let see how many people know which great movie this comes from.  Funny part is the entire movie is becoming reality.  

Brought to you by Carls Jr.

NotApplicable's picture

Becoming reality?

It was actually a documentary.

We'll see how long the tards can continue to live kick-ass lives, though.

My first wife was a tard.

Jack Napier's picture

Just keep pumping people full of electrolytes and they'll be just fine! Stay away from the toilet water. If anyone needs me I'll be at Starbucks.

moneyline's picture

For the "full release latte"!.....oh yeaaahh.

NooooB's picture


Mugatu's picture

Nope!  Movie was Idiocracy.  A Mike Judge picture staring Luke Wilson.  

Luke Wilson goes into an Army experiment and wakes up 300 years later.  He finds out that he is the smartest man in the world when he is tested at a 100 IQ.  In the future, Gatorade (called Brawndo in the movie) bought out the bankrupt FDA and Gatorade is fed to infants, cattle, even crops - instead of water.  President is a wrestlemania type strongman who drinks beer and rides through parades on a tri-bike.  Starbucks become a brothel and Costco has become a giant megacomplex where you can buy anything.  

Biggvs's picture

Step right up, sir! Select your fate! Choose one of these fine beverages from our selection:

viahj's picture

recalibrate your sarcasm detector

JohnG's picture

Isn't is "Idiocracy?"  My best guess anyway.

Mugatu's picture

Enjoy this clip from the movie.  Its so applicable to today, that is funny:

Tijuana Donkey Show's picture

Obama would look good as a blonde.

Quantum Nucleonics's picture

A little OT, but, as I'm walking out of Costco through the line of shame, where they check my receipt to see if I've stolen anything, seeing that I have my two young sons with me, the Costco inqusitor takes the time to draw a smiley, happy face on the back of my receipt for the benfit of said kids.  Come on, just wave me through.  I'm juggling to kids bouncing off the wall while hauling 4 metric tons of stuff out to my car.  I really don't have time for some Costco employee to re-live their favorite kindergarten art class memories.

beachdude's picture

They check my receipt as a courtesy to make sure I remembered the vodka kahlua and milk.

youngman's picture

I still think gold is being played....fixed....just today the ECB said no more to Greece debt as collateral...well well well...what is one to do if you own that crap...can´t trade it for gold now can we...

Taterboy's picture

Odd one out? You mean Barney Frank?

ThunderingTurd's picture

Anyone else expiring worthless today...right before the next MASSIVE leg down? 

TwoJacks's picture

no one, absolutely no one, buys stocks with gold.  who are you, Prechter?

francis_sawyer's picture

Robot Trader to post comment that 'inWestors' are fleeing to the safety of 'tried & true' Treasuries in 5...4...3...2...

diogeneslaertius's picture



no film at 11

fonzannoon's picture

Cue "we are coming off the lows" in 6 minutes followed by "looks like we are going to end about flat" in about 45 minutes. Followed by bobbleheads screaming "Wow" while looking completely unsurprised.

Yen Cross's picture

 Now that we have defined risk. Perhaps we should buy some Diamonds.  OOOPs 1 is off the market. That defines inflation.

  JPM style.

Squid Vicious's picture

bunch of homies closing in on 5 yr. highs... all is well in suburbia!!