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Spot The Odd One Out
We are now T+5 from the launch of the good ship QEternity - do you know where your asset classes are?
Treasuries, EURUSD, and Oil have all retraced the entire post-FOMC move - US equities not so much...
...and perhaps as an indication of times to come for the Fed - what took EURUSD 3 days half-life and 5 days full-life to be digested took a mere 9 hours for the BoJ's latest QE8 effort this week in USD JPY...
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Boldly go where no one has gone before Bitchezz!!!
The good ship Qeternity, sailing in green seas of endless liquidity
We would have also accepted, "Boldly go where no Bitchezzzz have gone before."
Tyler, tell LULZBank what he wins!
Is it coz I is too intelligent?
BTW, I did'nt junk you.
Like to see gold added to the first chart...
...and silver. I think silver is going to go DOWN baby.... in the SHORT TERM. Perhaps retest $32.50.
Tis you is. I uped you and didn't junk you either.
I junked you. I don't know much, but I do know that bitchez always go last!
Nah son, Bitchez be versatile; even you didn't end with bitchez!
Bitchez be crazy!
seems like it maybe should be "Badly go where no one has gone before...."
seems like it maybe should be "Badly go where no one has gone before...."
is that down shapiro's pants?
Or as Rosie wrote yesterday, "There was a time, not that long ago actually, when it was the economy that drove asset prices like equity and real estate valuations. But today, the causation is viewed, even in policy circles, as running in the opposite direction. It is asset prices that now drive the economy."
Or at least that is what Ben and the CBers hope.
Poor Spot.
Now see spot run.
WTI is taking off again for some reason.
Futures are done rolling. Good chance this last week's meltdown was caused by month-to-month rollovers. There's a boatload of liquidity parked in the oil futures market making us pay more at the pumps than we need to but every so often they have to move their contracts or else they'll have to, God forbid, take delivery in a market with not that much demand. This time the month-to-month doorway got a little narrow. Maybe they held a bit longer than they should hoping to catch a bit more profit from the expected ramp from QEternity. Oops, sometimes it sucks to be an evil oil speculator, especially if you're not close enough to the Source to get inside info on exit strategies.
New ride at six flags?
QEternity.
This one's gonna make you h-u-r-l!
Someone better find Bernanke and have him take a look. Something is not right.
We got badly ass raped by the WTi flash crash here. Sucks. Put a Bidermann video on ZH tonight so we can feel better.
So buy stawks?
Yup...I understand this is the dip from chart prognstication..
Naw just fucking with you, happens every quarter now. Set your watch to it.
Dupe.... Damn fat finger.
Buy MBS and financials--i.e. the worst crap in the lowest part of the sewer. You will do well.
The "Bad is Good" menu sure tastes great.....
That is called "front-running the Fed".
At some point this front-running is going to extrapolate to outside the virtual financial system. Got food?
Only if you have a TBTF membership card, enabling you to turn around and unload it to the FEDs balance sheet at mark-to-myth pricing for a guaranteed profit, BofA still has 260,000 year-end non-performance bonuses that it must finance.
Hopey the Clown says we have nothing to worry about. He and Ben have all their plans in place.
Texting Simon Potter: "Get to Fucking Work! Signed, BB"
it is only 12:52 and I am getting drunk already next to Kass's office in Sarasota. Kass is "religiously short" and on margin obviously. Next to Bidermann, I can think of nobody who stands to lose as much as he if the ES tests 1530-1560 before the 'lection.
Has anybody seen Corzine lately? I've been meaning to talk to him.... I need some "advice".
Saw Corzine on the beach with a semi-chubby Italian_american woman half his age. I think some Paparazzi loaded the images to the web. Corz' looked kind of down.
snooki?
You know what? she definitely looked like "snooki" (definitely JOISEY GIRL, like ADRIANA on the Sopranos, but chubbier). Would not hit that babe though when Lisa Falcone is alive and now available and desperately-seeking-non-Phil with the over-ride-nuptial-agreement button firmly pushed. But what can Corz' do since MFukker got swallowed by the Whale? He got to bottom pick the babes like the Red SOXX in Fort Myers at Babes stripper club.
Looks like a sinkhole in the middle of that Brooklyn street.
This just in. The U.S. Federal Reserve has launced a bold new program, namely HFQE (High Frequency Quantitative Easing). This program will enable the Fed to inject additional liquidty, as deemed necessary by the Federal Reserve Board chairmain, at nanosecond intervals in an attempt to address the law of diminishing returns first detailed on an obsure financial website entitled Zero Hedge....full details to follow.....
LOL. Had to log in just to up arrow that. The fed may have to look at this, of course once they figure out how it works they would just signal QE a couple hundred times per second but withdraw the offer prior to it being utilized.
Your comment reminds me of an article I read once mocking HFT that reccomended companys update earnings estimates on a nano-second to nano-second basis. Tried to find it but could not, it was pretty funny.
Ben is not female
"they would just signal QE a couple hundred times per second but withdraw the offer prior to it being utilized
how did he come up with that idea?
Hahaha that is one of the best comments I've ever read! So funny because if today weren't Thursday I'd believe it was true!
WTF is going on in Equity Indices by the way? WHO is propping up the markets? Very odd.............
My friend Ben said he is going to buy $40B a month in MBS. Now that he has given me a list, I think am going to sell some shit to raise cash and start flipping MBS to the FED.
Obama in-trade odds now 69.3%... bullish for businesses everywhere!
"bullish for BIG business everywhere"
There, fixed you... :-)
The rest of them can have breadcrumbs.
Throw gold in there and you'll really see the odd one out.
All is going exactly as Fuck You Bernanke planned.
I lol'd.
After I am done with Sauv Blanc I am raiding the IPA and calling it a day. Sucks to be long WTI right now.
I thought my rhoids were acting up again only to find that,yes, it was the fucking bernake reaming my WTI position. Shameless. BTW @ slaughterer, come over to Palm Harbor and let's continue the carnage.
trannies getting demolished AGAIN today... this is bullish right?
BB killed Dow Theory and the whole dinosaur-Buffet-Buy-em-and-hold-em shit long ago. Who gives a shit about the Dow Theory Tranny leading indicator when we have "Bayesian methods" for forecasting recessions. The FEd has Dow Theory by the ballz and eating 3ft diameter meat lover pizzas.
Trannies approaching support at 4850 and divergent from S&P since June. In a real market, this would matter.
Mortgage rates are down to 3.5%
I'm not refinancing until I can borrow at 0.25% too!
I'm not doing anything until they promise me unlimited financing for as long as I want it and let me declare the value of the home to be what ever I want it to be. Why shouldn't I get the same deal as the banks.
I had this discussion with my wife last night. I tried to explain to her that there is absolutely no reason to move until the 30-year is below 2.75%. File this in the "Law of Unintended Consequences" folder. She of course wants her big house and big yard yesterday. I went to the safe and pulled out a few gold bars and said, "remember how you didn't think this was a good idea too?"
I feel ya bro.
I hope you then hit her in the head with a gold bar, got in the car, drove to your girlfriend's house, and screwed her silly. Oh sorry, that was me.
Nevermind.
Hell, I am waiting for NIRP, then the bank will pay me to take out another business loan.
Someone is propping this market big time. We have triple digit positive days but triple digit negative days aren't allowed to happen. Could the O campaign be having their wealthy donors buying stocks to prop the market???
Down only 20 points when every indicator has been down????
The biggest head fake of 2012 is the legions of Wall Street SKUM donating to Mittens but voting O. Mittens talking "I will fire BB and stop QE" was a MUCH bigger mistake than the 47% commet (which is entirely fuking TRUE!!!).
It won't matter, Slaughty, as numerically the WS crapsters can't swing enough votes to make a difference. And apparently Hopey, (love that name), does too.
Secret retirement plans: Does Obama expect to lose?http://www.wnd.com/2012/09/secret-retirement-plans-does-obama-expect-to-...
The source told WND that highly confidential internal polls conducted by the Obama campaign indicate Obama cannot win re-election, despite public surveys that show him in the lead.
DuJan at HillBuzz.org has been reporting that Michelle Obama’s mother, Marian Robinson, who is currently living with the Obama family in the White House, has been bragging about moving to Hawaii.
Says the First mother-in-law, "It was fun while it lasted,” HillBuzz.org quotes Robinson as saying, “but wait until you see the place they’re buying for Michelle and Barack!”
PPT is polishing the turd that the Shalom just laid... can't have a quick reversal after that "courageous" policy move...
The market will not be allowed to fall until AFTER November 6th. Period. Then, after oBullshit gets re-elected, watch out below. A financial crisis and major socal restructuring is in the works.
There is a ton of mystery money coming from somewhere to prop up this pig. And its a LOOOOTTTTTT of money to prop up both Europe, and Japan, and the United States all at one time. I wonder what institution the world over has this kind of cash . . . .
Oh yeah, the American Fed. So much for independence.
Does Brian Sack and the PPT ring any bells?