State Of Emergency Issued For New Jersey, Voluntary Evacuations For Jersey Shore

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Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:16 | 1600354 lolmao500
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Hurricane upgraded to Category Snooki! If you get caught in it, you'll have STDs.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:39 | 1600505 espirit
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Maybe the cast and crew will stay, filming a reality "hurricane party".

Me? I'm praying for a Cat 5.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:53 | 1600557 Pegasus Muse
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Christie: "There will be no fracking during this hurricane, dammit."


Well, hell, there goes NJ's biggest revenue generator .... Jersey Shore --- cancelled!!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 14:28 | 1600837 John Rotten
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Me? I'm praying for a Cat 5.


Yeah, you and Krugman.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 17:32 | 1601738 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Me? I'm praying for a Cat 5.

Come on Irene...


Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:17 | 1600359 HelluvaEngineer
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If the Jersey shore gets destroyed, will anyone be able to tell?

"Odd, more hypodermic needles than usual."

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:18 | 1600370 Eagle Keeper
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Will anyone care???  (armpit)

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:58 | 1600618 Oh regional Indian
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Kramic Retribution for SITUATION! And the rest of the JS Gang. The pits of TV, which is the pinnacle of social engineering AND a great barometer for social evolution.

I'd suggest a quick relocation to New Mexico. 


Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:17 | 1600365 Eagle Keeper
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Oh hell, here comes another Rita fiasco. Evac caused far more damage than tha storm. Will they never learn!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:35 | 1600486 fyrebird
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Either way, it's bullish for the economy. They are practically duty-bound to panic. /sarc

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 15:17 | 1601087 Idiot Savant
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What's often forgotten about the Rita evacuation is that if the storm would have hit Houston, most of the evacuees would have been sitting in their cars on the highway. Every gas station in Houston was drained and those of us at home were called to volunteer to take water to the people stuck on the highways. I sure hope these govenors have extra shipments of gasoline on hand. If not, a lot of evacuees will enjoy the storm in their automobile, sans water, food, and fuel. Gridlock, bitchez!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:18 | 1600373 Irish66
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Stay out of pennsylvania

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:39 | 1600506 centerline
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Thats good advice for any time!  Ha, ha, ha.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:54 | 1600595 Josey Montana
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Glad you're saving me perfectly good 00 buckshot I won't have to shove up your ass  :-)

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 14:36 | 1600885 centerline
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I was born there, so I reserve rights to make fun of it!  LOL.  Dont even get me started on the Florida hell hole I am in now.  Ha, ha.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 16:50 | 1601543 Josey Montana
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Haha.  I get it.  Born in Philly courtesy of the US Navy who thought mom's dad and my dad would enjoy the experience.  I guess they did as they borth married lcoal girls and hung around a while.  Moved out - fled? -- in the Sixties.  Came back after b-school but enjoy life in Chesco or visiting the old homestead upstate/Poconos area much more.  Still, for all the cities and places I've traveled, I like it just fine.  Great place to raise the kids.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 17:54 | 1601805 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Great place to raise the kids.

Centerville - a real nice place to raise your kids up.


Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:40 | 1600515 KingdomKum
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Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:19 | 1600376 Cognitive Dissonance
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Re: Banzai7 on Twitter.

New Jersey Governor declares Jersey Shore a TV disaster.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:20 | 1600380 Mercury
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OMG....gym, tan or laundry first?

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:22 | 1600392 AbandonShip
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At least The Situation is under control

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:27 | 1600408 Mercury
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Actually the bigger (potential) insurance story here is the possibility of massive claims being made against state supported (and underpriced) policies on coastal properties in places like FL and NC.


That government Franken-chicken WILL come home to roost one day...

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:20 | 1600383 Sow-puncher
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I've got an eagle farm in New Jersey... What should I do now??

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:32 | 1600465 Dick Darlington
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If Your eagles are golden and buried into your backyard, You can sit on the couch and open another beer with a smile. ;-)

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:21 | 1600389 chistletoe
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Far and away the most damage occurs with the storm surge on the EASTERN side of the eye.


We're talking Easthampton here, not Hoboken ....

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 17:30 | 1601730 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Far and away the most damage occurs with the storm surge on the EASTERN side of the eye.

We're talking Easthampton here, not Hoboken ....

Look at it this way: if it razes the Hamptons like the world's biggest belt sander, it'll save the effort of having to burn it all down.


Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:21 | 1600391 reader2010
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Narcissist Pual Krugman is praying for massive population death and property destructions right now in his Jersey home.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:28 | 1600425 CrashisOptimistic
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He's wasting his time.

If he wants to pray for something, he needs to pray for another Ghawar field, only in Arkansas.

Brent is approaching $111 and the spread is back to $26.  Libya was never enough to matter.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:23 | 1600397 dick cheneys ghost
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Snooki is on top of the situation............

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:37 | 1600494 baby_BLYTHE
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Yeah, literally.

I always get my Facebook friend's feed Thursdays where every other status is "Thursday bitchez" 'bitchez', bitchez bitchez  bitchez. Guidettes, bitchez!

America no doubt began its steep secular decline when MTV became a non-music channel

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 17:20 | 1601683 TheFourthStooge-ing
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America no doubt began its steep secular decline when MTV became a non-music channel

Beavis & Butthead was the only show on MTV that I ever found worth watching. It was genuinely funny for those who could appreciate it (i.e., those who laughed at Beavis & Butthead).

Regrettably, I'm afraid the show's humor was a bit too cerebral for a significant portion of the viewers. This group laughed with Beavis & Butthead because they couldn't comprehend that the characters' stupidity was the focus of the humor. In other words, instead of seeing B&B as a couple of dumbass kids, they saw them as peers.


Thu, 08/25/2011 - 17:31 | 1601721 baby_BLYTHE
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They are coming back, the series was revived!

New Episodes begin October 27 this year.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 17:35 | 1601752 caerus
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are you threatening me?!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 17:42 | 1601765 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Thanks for the tip! I guess today turned out alright after all.

BTW, how goes the economics class? Are your classmates and instructor still trying to fit things into their ridiculous cling-to-paper-promises worldview?


Thu, 08/25/2011 - 22:44 | 1602675 SylphGlitch
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Too true, most people never really got B&B.  Though Daria was a good spinoff of B&B, just recently out on DVD.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:24 | 1600400 PulauHantu29
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Maybe there is a God....a Wrathful God at that!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:56 | 1600608 Josey Montana
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If Manhattan were washed out to sea .. along with North Jersey and SE Connecticut, would it be an ecological disaster or ... a wash?

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 17:25 | 1601706 TheFourthStooge-ing
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If Manhattan were washed out to sea .. along with North Jersey and SE Connecticut, would it be an ecological disaster or ... a wash?

It's an ecological disaster in its current form. Sweeping it all out to sea can only be an improvement.


Thu, 08/25/2011 - 16:13 | 1601377 toady
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First he takes out the chuch where they were going to have the party, now he is going to rain on his parade!

Allah Akbar!

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:26 | 1600415 BlackholeDivestment
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Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:28 | 1600424 youngman
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I bet the Flash mobs are warming up...

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:29 | 1600433 WarPig
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It is interesting that this massive natural disaster is coinciding perfectly with THE BERNANKE's big announcement in Jacksum Pole.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:29 | 1600438 centerline
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I am sure some folks in Miami are already filing FEMA claims. LOL.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:30 | 1600445 JohnFrodo
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Trump is worried his hair will be blown away

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:31 | 1600446 Infinite QE
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Could be a setback for Hopey's golf plans

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:36 | 1600489 Catullus
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Expect the entire eastern seaboard to follow suit in the next 6 hours. No one wants to be the odd man out. Hope people in delaware got out now that new jersey just packed the roads. Good luck, y'all. The traffic isn't going to get any better by being a dick about it.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:37 | 1600493 Gold Man-Sacks
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God save Snooki.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 13:46 | 1600516 jmc8888
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Here's to hoping Snookie and the rest of the idiots on that nothing show don't heed that order.  Perhaps some actual reality in their 'reality' show for ONCE?

Well while not a tornado, I guess someone has to replace the wicked witch of the east that Dorothy landed on.   I guess Ms. Wylde of the NY fed was not available, she was too busy making sure homes were crushing OTHER people.


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