Stone McCarthy: "You Don't Get Three Months Of Negative Empire Survey Results Unless You Are In A Recession"

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Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:08 | 1561757 Spitzer
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Under shadow stats inflation, we never got out of recession.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 13:50 | 1562204 Spirit Of Truth
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Indeed.  Certainly the recession in employment never ended.  Economic stats are all about political rhetoric and double-speak in this day and age.

The "Fall" Is Approaching

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:09 | 1561761 Cognitive Dissonance
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Just in time for Jackson Asshole 2011.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:15 | 1561780 Id fight Gandhi
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It would be nice to see some hard market dives before QE is announced again. Call it foreplay.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 13:02 | 1561971 spiral_eyes
Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:20 | 1561803 TruthInSunshine
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Is that where The Bernank claims that the anal lube he's peddling is NOT inflating in price fast enough just before the Central Banksters whip it out and absolutely sodomize Americans & the World's Citizenry?

The Bernank is a true master in the dark art of currency debasement.

I do hope that they add his face to Mount Rushmoore (he's not an American President, but let us make an exception). Tourists could even flock there if they did add his likeness, and they could toss hundred dollar FRNs off his face as they make wishes for more purchasing power.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:23 | 1561818 Cognitive Dissonance
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I just love good sarcasm for lunch. In fact it goes down well any time of the day. :)

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:29 | 1561833 buzzsaw99
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People will shit on bernaked's grave.

Tue, 08/16/2011 - 09:11 | 1564890 Chuck Walla
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We get lube?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:56 | 1561926 SheepDog-One
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Going into Jacksons Kornhole with +200 DOW days? Ok...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:12 | 1561768 Worker Bee
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Yea but Japanese GDP wasnt as bad as expected! Rally on !!

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:14 | 1561774 Id fight Gandhi
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This time it's different!

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:16 | 1561782 oogs66
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the algo's missed the minus sign?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:34 | 1563251 Ident 7777 economy
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That's what squaring a result somewhere along the line does for ya ...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:34 | 1561790 BlackholeDivestment
BlackholeDivestment's picture Jackson Hole was a nice affordable place to live, not so many years ago, like 25 30 and back lol.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:18 | 1561794 Boilermaker
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When was the last time reality had anything to do with the equities fraud?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:20 | 1561805 AdahPrice
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"The Great Recovery".   :^)

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:21 | 1561808 ThirdCoastSurfer
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This is the new government propaganda of timing statistics to perpetually make things look just bad enough to keep a lid on the populace while corporate profits soar. The unbelievers of American capitalism will be punished in the marketplace while the true believers, who's religious fervor teaches lies told in the name of good are divine, go forth an prosper.  

The lowest gas price in America today is in Yuma, Arizona, a city in the middle of the desert with the closet refinery in over-regulated California.

The most expense gas on the mainland is in Chicago.

Even the price of gas is secretly manipulated to boost lagging local economies and temper overheated ones as the greatest boon to the technological efficiency explosion is to regulate human activity.  

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 14:10 | 1562311 alex_g
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16 cents cheaper in Tucson, AZ

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:23 | 1561820 libertarian_neocon
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Also, the deterioration in the Empire Manufacturing Index over the last six months is the largest in 10 years.  So the economy is not only starting to contract, it's doing so at an alarming rate.


Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:27 | 1561829 zorba THE GREEK
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According to a vast majority of people I have talk to, the last recession never ended.


Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:32 | 1561842 BandGap
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What's with all the negative waves man?  Why can't you just see the beauty, appreciate the righteousness of it all and bask in the hope that things will be better.

You come into the world with nothing, you leave with nothing.

Give a whistle.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 18:38 | 1563260 Ident 7777 economy
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Prefer "have a little faith baby - have a little faith" and "why with all the nagative waves" from Kelly's Heros (Oddball - Negative Waves scene):



Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:33 | 1561848 marcusfenix
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wtf is holding the markets up right now? skynet trading software, hopeium and eurobond purchases aside, how are they able to levitate through this and another inevitable GDP downgrade? I realize the central planners run a good game, but it's gotten to the point where there is nothing left of the economy for the PTB's to centrally plan...

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:59 | 1561946 SheepDog-One
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I dont know, probably at this point it requires only about $50 from TBTP to levitate the DOW +200...but it is REAL stupid. This market, country, world, is nothing but a real bad movie at this point.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 13:00 | 1561954 Village Smithy
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ZIRP drives them up anytime there is an absence of imminent disaster.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 13:06 | 1561981 CrashisOptimistic
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The levitation is via correlators.  The computers watch the Euro as the heaviest weighted contributor to the corporate profit predictor.

Why?  Because dollar denominated earnings result from Euro denominated sales.  Europeans buy US multinational company goods and pay Euros for them.  With a Euro surge vs the USD, it looks like big earnings.

Big earnings from the predictor, asks the algo.  Then buy.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 13:05 | 1561984 WonderDawg
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At the risk of being derided for mentioning EWP, this little rally is true to form. There will be more volatility, but the trend is down. This is a small fourth wave, to be followed by another wave down, to be followed by another fervent rally, to be followed by a devastating sell-off. Now that the market has finally reversed on a large scale, the wave pattern should take on a more predictable form.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:39 | 1561866 quasimodo
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Anyone else here curious just when this bitch is going to blow sky high? I am sick to death of this gray area, not knowing what the hell is coming down the pipe. I know it's going to get ugly, but where I live(midwest-corn belt) things never got bad during the '08 crash, in fact stuff pretty much went on as normal, and continue to do so. Housing never really dipped here, and new homes continue to go up, along with other business and farm related structures. Here I sit wondering if I am nuts for looking at moving to another home, thinking the bottom will fall out any day now. 

I realize current conditons are fragile at best, and when someone farts the markets react. That said, does anyone here know if there is any kind of a past yardstick that tells us if some areas will fare better than others, should things REALLY crap? My wife thinks I am a nutjob for having a paltry three month supply of food and can't seem to grasp the fact that we are doomed at some point.

sigh....dazed and confused.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:50 | 1561909 JohnG
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The dramatic rise of civil unrest is my yardstick.  It is dramatic but given the MSM censorship it is covered up.  We'll see rioting that can't be covered up.  Right here in our streets.

Just look around.  Les and less "calmness." Road rage, people fight ofver placed in line at the store, other signs of general dissatisfaction, fear, uncertainty.

This will continue to worsen until it breaks.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:56 | 1561925 gookempucky
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+ 1......kinda quietly bizarrrrrro....looks like this recovery didnt include home improvement...Lowes.

Time to short.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:42 | 1561877 Caveman93
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"You usually don't get three straight months of negative results unless you are in a recession ...


So this is just a lagging indicator correct?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:48 | 1561891 BandGap
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This is a lagging indicator. Statistically this indicator is not only not meeting the a somewhat arbitrary control limit, but is nosediving.  It's the constant downward trend that should alarm more than anything else.

Just accept the fact that it is going to blow up and plan accordingly.  Long ago I gave up any hope of knowing exactly when or what event would trigger the collapse. It is a comfort to just accept what will be and watch  the show.

And give a whistle.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:48 | 1561892 Tense INDIAN
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nifty should move up now...but upside is capped and not much ...::

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:54 | 1561919 TideFighter
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Everyday I see TimBoy G and PrintBithez top the high score for Mario Bros. Just like every game, there is always an ending.


Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:54 | 1561920 Racer
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More signs of the real ity part of the USA is falling apart, so BTFD and rally to the skies

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 12:54 | 1561921 SheepDog-One
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Stone McCarthy to be found dead in his jacuzzi due to multiple self inflicted stab wounds to his back in 3......2......

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 13:24 | 1562082 thunderchief
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Well, Lybia, Afghanistan, Iraq, BP gulf oil spill, Fukashima ETC....are no longer news.

So I don't think a rolling economic distaster and all the graff corruption that goes with it will be that hard to stop reporting on either.  

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 13:50 | 1562207 Robslob
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Every negative indicator is suddenly confirmation bias for more QE by the Fed.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 14:32 | 1562423 gwar5
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We're in recession alright. I don't think we ever came out. You can feel it, too.

The real rate of inflation has been outpacing GDP by a wide margin.  


Mon, 08/15/2011 - 14:52 | 1562523 DosZap
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Mon, 08/15/2011 - 15:03 | 1562562 janus
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i realize that i'm nuts, but i cannot escape the conclusion that sentiment seems to drive fundamentals...i also realize that's a big and bold statement, so someone please shut it down.  it seems counterintuitive and cart-before-the-horsish; even so, i guess it comports nicely with the bathos of financial markets.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 15:06 | 1562580 Slap That Taco
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Thanks to the efforts of our supreme leaders, all this could be true and yet we could see record stock market, gold, and bond prices.

The free market is officially dead, the dollar will follow slowly-remember the other fiat currencies have to fail too.  

Anybody having children today should apply the following formula:

One child per $1,000,000 of income. I'm not kidding.

Don't be stupid, all of you who are 20-30 somethings and think you want kids. Do the math.  That's my advice.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 15:08 | 1562587 gunsmoke011
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Must be why the market is up 180 -- another recession has clearly been priced in - and there is nowhere to go but up from here. The market - being a foward looking guage of economic activity - is just pricing in the soon to come recovery.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 15:11 | 1562603 Slap That Taco
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Wow, I didn't realize Larry Kudlow posted here.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 15:51 | 1562724 ThirdCoastSurfer
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Industrial Production for July out at 9:15 EST tomorrow.

A big market moving number not mentioned by Fin News Networks today. 

After .9% in June expectation is for .5% in July so a reduction to .7% will beat expectations even though it is a reduction from June. 

See, it's not hard to plan an economy by manipulating data. 

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 15:54 | 1562741 Ponzi Unit
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Hey, can anyone please supply the link to the ENGDAHL piece on Rockefeller, oil, empire, and global finance?

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 16:24 | 1562872 Buck Johnson
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This whole game will end, trust me.  We are in a depression (a depression is a real bad recession), period.  They have known this but can't say the words, because if they say it's a depression then people will be looking for individuals to blame and they can't have that.

Mon, 08/15/2011 - 23:27 | 1563982 Ungaro
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In Art Cashin's inimitable words: "With recoveries like this, who needs a recession?"

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