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Summarizing Draghi's Epic Dud

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Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:37 | Link to Comment Mongo
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Draghi is so full of shit

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:44 | Link to Comment bdc63
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it's official ... Elmer Fudd is in charge of fixing Europe ... "just let me get that silwy wrabbit first and then I'll be wite on it" ...

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:44 | Link to Comment flacon
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VIX is down.... WTF!

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:57 | Link to Comment Thomas
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Blew a snot bubble on that video.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:00 | Link to Comment saturn
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Who's your duddy?

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:11 | Link to Comment The Monkey
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Shorts that bought early this AM getting taken out to the woodshed!

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:22 | Link to Comment derek_vineyard
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that video is an epic ---  i see myself in that situation sometimes, just sent it off to my friends

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:18 | Link to Comment SDShack
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The only way that video could have been any better is if the missle had actually gone backwards out of the tube. Kind of like the French Army in just about every major war in the 20th century.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:56 | Link to Comment northman
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There's an old story floating around the Canadian army that an officer in Afghanistan once took an M-72, which is a shoulder mounted recoiless rifle, put it up to his shoulder backwards, and fired it off. He was known from then on as Capt W-27. Pretty sure he left the army after that.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:57 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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We only get snapshots of the Fed's and ECB's balance sheets.  We can only assume what size the are on a dialy basis.  We don't know how much they lend day to day, or what the collateral is, so there are many things they can do to maintain the status quo.

There are also such groups as the President's Working Group, which is headed by Geithner and Bernanke, that include Hedge Fund managers, that place bets using Treasurie monie and Fed monie to do things like bring the VIX down on days after the Fed and ECB said they see a slow recovery and have tools waiting if needed.

It is all jawboning, and while all of you focus on the words, the system continues to rape muppets and pillage the middle class of their hours spend working on the corporate farm.

We have one chance to take back our rights and that is by taking control of the money supply.  Money for thousands of years was gold and silver but that changed by the decree of the banking class under FDR and then again under Nixon.  And by the way, all Central Banks still hold gold as a reserve, so even though you may not think gold is money because that is what you have been told, they do think gold is money and prove it by using it as such.

So take back your right to sound money.  End the manipulation of the fiat system.

BUY SILVER

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:05 | Link to Comment This just in
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BUY SILVER GOLD

 

Fixed it for ya.


Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:07 | Link to Comment Panafrican Funk...
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SPY puts > VIX.  Always, everytime.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:44 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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WHO FUCKING CARES?!  WHY WOULD ANYONE CARE WHAT THEY SAY ANYWAY?!  THEY ARE LIEING THIEVING BANKERS!

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:50 | Link to Comment flacon
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You must be Amish.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:55 | Link to Comment EvlTheCat
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LOL

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:32 | Link to Comment Elmer Fudd
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hey vcd63, fuck you, I could fix Europe better than any Goldmanite.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:38 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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So you are not a Fudd Dudd?

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:01 | Link to Comment Stoploss
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LOL!! In a sea of red, the fucking vix is red too..

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:30 | Link to Comment Divided States ...
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Not anymore, the Red Sea is being over-run by an army of green algae, now its turning into a swampy quagmire. No wonder the VIX was red even as the markets tanked. Pure manipulation.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:12 | Link to Comment Bucket Boy
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VIX futures spiked momentarily at the open until they got the memo. What a joke!

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:39 | Link to Comment digitlman
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Way to crib from Market-Ticker.org.

 

http://www.market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=209570

 

edit:  at least give Karl credit - he had this posted like an hour ago.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:41 | Link to Comment bank guy in Brussels
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Karl used to borrow a lot from ZH without saying anything

Tho this is the 3rd time recently I've noticed ZH borrowing from Karl Denninger

Guess they are borrowing buddies now

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:44 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Karl is over at my place every-other day wanting to borrow some gold.....it's starting to get a little annoying.

 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:54 | Link to Comment RationalPrepper
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It's just fascinating to me how some (Karl Denninger, Nicole Foss, etc.) can recognize the same problem as others (e.g., Kyle Bass, Peter Schiff, Marc Faber, Jim Rogers, etc.), but the two camps see completely different outcomes.  I know nothing...but it seems to me that the deflationists actually think that eventually the gov't and central banks will act in a sane manner, while the other camp thinks they'd rather be Zimbabwe than have deflation.  Perhaps the truth is in between, but I don't think it's in the middle.  I'm erring on the side of insanity.

 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:43 | Link to Comment Tyler Durden
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Actually, Zero Hedge gave full credit where this came from at 7:45 am, or about an hour before it appeared on some other site we haven't visited in about two years  (which incidentally gave zero credit where it pulled it from).

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:49 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Well.......at least it shoots.

 

We'll work on distance next.

 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:52 | Link to Comment rosiescenario
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....that was the short range model....when you take on a tank mana a mano...

 

 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:58 | Link to Comment Jethro
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May as well adopt the old Soviet anti-tank dog at that point.....

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:18 | Link to Comment Patriot Eke
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It's a French weapon, no? I expected the missile to come out the back instead.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 13:40 | Link to Comment pd45
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Used French military riflles have always commanded premium. "Never used, dropped once"

 

 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:05 | Link to Comment RationalPrepper
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That weapon has clearly worked.  Much like QE1, QE2, OT, TARP, TALF, HAMP, shovel-ready stimulus, etc., etc.. 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:13 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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In soviet Amerika, weapons shoots you.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:37 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Heh heh.....never gets old.

 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:18 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Exactly. One can see just how that launch instantly stirred-up everyone within range.

As always, it's not the action, but the reaction that counts.

Activation energy, FTMFW!

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:23 | Link to Comment Tijuana Donkey Show
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It's a facial rocket....... 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:57 | Link to Comment Jethro
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Looks like CADPAT, so probably French Canadian Infantry.  I used to be a Dragon gunner many years ago.  This is indeed an "Oh Shit!" moment.  I laughed anyways....

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:06 | Link to Comment Agent P
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They're doing it wrong!  Everyone knows the proper way to operate any French military equipment is to lay it on the ground and stand behind it with both hands extended high into the air.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:14 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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Ohhhh, like the French did in financing the American Revolution?  Oh wait......

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:33 | Link to Comment Long-John-Silver
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Everyone including a large number of Colonists expected the British to win as they always had. This required that they be supported by the French.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:14 | Link to Comment A Nanny Moose
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Hey, if it weren't for the French during the revolution, we'd still be speaking....English?

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 14:38 | Link to Comment Joe A
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The French and the Dutch poured what nowadays can be considered the equivalent of billions of dollars into the American Revolution. Of course, if they had known back then what it would accomplish for the future, they would have given it to the British.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:30 | Link to Comment Rick64
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Thanks for the laugh.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 13:52 | Link to Comment pd45
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Is it any wonder the most respected French combat unit is called the Foreign Legion?

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:06 | Link to Comment Agent P
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dup

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:03 | Link to Comment Miss Expectations
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One look at Karl's hair should give anyone pause.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:40 | Link to Comment Nobody For President
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Well, it IS a natural, I thought of that French army video about 5 seconds after I read the Draghi summary on BI - it has been around awhile.

Now we know what a soap opera written for the Three Stooges would sound like.

Soon, a Summit to finalize the plans will be announced! (After all the *cough* leaders get back from holiday.)

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:38 | Link to Comment RationalPrepper
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More shared content with TickerGuy, yet worlds apart on the ultimate outcome (inflation/deflation).

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:39 | Link to Comment jmcadg
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Epic, I need to clean my laptop now.

It was like someone dropping a turd.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:15 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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QE Duece.  Dropping a QE?  Who QE'd in here?  I just QE'd me pants. 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:39 | Link to Comment Enkidu78
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Its a joke, I mean it would have been so much better if the ECB printed loads of money to monitise the debt of countries that over spend like the UK and the USA do.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:39 | Link to Comment Buzzworthy
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That the MSM believes Draghi could do anything without the approval of Germany is the real joke here.  Even today they are STILL spinning the story as "ECB vows to work with governments to buy bonds."  Seriously? 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:53 | Link to Comment pods
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How can you be surprised?  Crazy people do the darndest things.

Like type "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" 50,000 times.  

:)

pods

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:02 | Link to Comment fuu
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Every few lines were, "All work and no play makes Jack adult boy."

The movie is all about gold.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:23 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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.

The movie is all about gold.

...and redrum.

And the deewdoog.

And the lulz. Don't forget the lulz.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:32 | Link to Comment fuu
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What's a zlul?

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:40 | Link to Comment Savyindallas
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No comment?  He belongs in jail. How much do you thing Goldman made off this slimebag criminals's pump? To bad we don't have an SEC, FBI or DOJ that will prosecute the banksters who have taken over this country and all of the West. It's like the mafia won  -but the new mafia dons-the gangsters -aren't catholic.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:03 | Link to Comment i-dog
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"but the new mafia dons - the gangsters - aren't catholic"

Oh, yes, they are. And also cryptos.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:40 | Link to Comment LawsofPhysics
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Speaking of duds, about those earnings from GM...

beating expectations, all the way down...

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:45 | Link to Comment azzhatter
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set the bar on the floor and even a pygmy can jump over it

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:52 | Link to Comment knukles
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And don't forget kiddies, the sales numbers reported by the auto companies are what they push out the door to dealers, not what is sold to the public as is often pointed out here.  Plus, their newest bright idea is writing loans hand over fist to the sub-less-than-un-creditworthy.

Say, haven't I seen that somewhere before and they got GobsMACked

Sorta like California budgeting for FacePlant to be trading at $45 for budgetary purposes.
Or the GSA giving out $44MM unreported bonuses.
Or Knight Capital "installing new" whatevers (glitch)
Or oh, never mind

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:11 | Link to Comment BooMushroom
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Sorta like California budgeting for FacePlant to be trading at $45 for budgetary purposes.

Link pls?

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:23 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Something wrong with your Google?

This article has projections at $35-45.

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0512/76640.html

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 13:46 | Link to Comment BooMushroom
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My google-fu was weak this morning. Thanks.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 12:06 | Link to Comment Things that go bump
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Yes, someone at a dealership talked my granddaughter's friend into buying a brand new car with payments of $300.00 a month.  She had a couple of thousand bucks and she was looking for something used.  It was beyond her wildest dreams that she could slap down her money and walk out with a brand new car.  She is single with a child and doesn't even have a full time job.  This kid has nothing, not even an apartment of her own.  The day after she drove it off the lot her hours were cut to 12 a week.  This is going to end in tears of course.  It reminds me of the old story of the kid who sold his mother's cow for magic beans - without the beanstalk and the happy ending, of course.  The end of this story is the kid is out her money and they will reposess that wonderful new car so she can't even get to her 12-hour a week job.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:53 | Link to Comment Winston Churchill
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Not  so good for a one legged limbo dancer,which sums up GM.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:40 | Link to Comment Muppet of the U...
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Market falls apart, traders say, oh shit MOAR QE!  Fed ecb 2 thumbs up.  World falls apart, traders say, oh shit MOAR QE!  Fed ecb lol.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:40 | Link to Comment fonzannoon
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At the end of the day with interest rates nailed down at zero people will be forced kicking and screaming into something risky.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:10 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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risky like gold? :snark!:

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:04 | Link to Comment Dr. Engali
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If they aren't in now they aren't going in. People will continue to put money into tangible assets. The stawk racket is dead as well as the bond racket. The baby boomers ar going into capital preservation risk off mode.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:40 | Link to Comment ThunderingTurd
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So does this mean we have another 40 SPX points to go?

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:43 | Link to Comment hedgelessWhoresMan
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Hey Karl GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD GOLD.....

 

kISS MY BALLS KARL.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:49 | Link to Comment RationalPrepper
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Tell us how you really feel...

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:59 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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You must really want them kissed pretty bad...

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:54 | Link to Comment buzzsaw99
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re the ecb santelli just said: "where's the beef?!" lulz

btw, kd is an idiot imo. wrong about bonds, wrong about gold, wrong about the stock market, wrong about politics, wrong about everything. keep trading 'til it's all gone scooby doo.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:45 | Link to Comment maxpax
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Mario, you are a Plonker!

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 14:10 | Link to Comment Shitters_Full
Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:45 | Link to Comment knukles
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At least the Canadians got the troopies and the damnable French thing to the range.
Which also reminds me of marching Italians.

As Tony Soprano famously said; "There's nothing so useless as an empty gun."

Nice Mario, real nice.
Another job well done Brownie moment

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:49 | Link to Comment agent default
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There is something scarier lurking beneath this.  The central banks are beginning to realize they are out of bullets.  Either that or very low.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:17 | Link to Comment dwayne elizando
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No they're just liars. The money supply grows on a daily basis. They're in the markets on a daily basis. What they're doing is keeping prices low while they continue to print. Oh look at that. Nasdaq up 10 points. Its not magic. Its just deception.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:39 | Link to Comment hedgeless_horseman
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"What they're doing is keeping prices low while they continue to print....Its not magic. Its just deception."

Ding...ding...ding...we have a winner!  Give Dwayne a cigar, he got the answer correct!  What was the question, you ask?  It was, "What is prestidigiflation?"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G._Edward_Griffin#The_.22Mandrake_mechanism.22

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:50 | Link to Comment khakuda
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And believe me, it will be enough?

It's like when Charlie Brown got a rock in his Halloween bag.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:49 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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Jim Sinclair now found curled up in the fetal position with his 43 dogs

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:25 | Link to Comment GetZeeGold
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Say hi to the cats for me Robo.

 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:44 | Link to Comment pods
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Robo has got to be hot, I mean, look at her personality!

pods

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:49 | Link to Comment Tator
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No surprise for a country who's national motto is "We Surrender".

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:52 | Link to Comment Byte Me
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Now, that was an AT shell to LOL about..

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:53 | Link to Comment sabra1
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OT:

General Motors Earnings Fall 41%; Better Than Expected
Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:53 | Link to Comment RobotTrader
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XRT now green.

Wal-Mart, Target, Home Depot left completely unfazed from Europe's problems.

All near 52-week highs, with Gap and Macy's surging today to keep up.

Nothing can stop the U.S. Consumer.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:55 | Link to Comment Getting Old Sucks
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Yup, EBT cards got reloaded yesterday.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:21 | Link to Comment takinthehighway
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I've heard that the EBT loading schedule has changed...instead of consecutive days by last number of SSN, it's now every other day...

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:54 | Link to Comment Getting Old Sucks
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ROTFLMAO

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:56 | Link to Comment SmoothCoolSmoke
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Sorry boys these mofos are still winning:

1.  Go long

2. Lie

3. SP +80

4. Admit lie

5. SP -40.

 

 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:57 | Link to Comment Money 4 Nothing
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French Fried. Fucin RUN!!!! I don't know how to say that in French..

 

Must watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6GG_ex_ZAI

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:58 | Link to Comment Snakeeyes
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IBEX down, Spanish yields up. In Draghi's defense, it won't do any good and Germany would be pissed.

http://confoundedinterest.wordpress.com/2012/08/02/ecb-follows-feds-lead-how-about-no-but-maybe-later/

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 09:58 | Link to Comment HedgeFun
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EVERYONE STOP.  If you look very closely there is in fact a very, very small enemy tank 3 feet in front of these guys.  It was indeed a direct hit.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:02 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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The target was his foot.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:05 | Link to Comment virgilcaine
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One Strange "Market".. the Dow is Down while the  Nas is Up with a declining Vix.!  It could only mean... Bernank to the rescue! 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:04 | Link to Comment Getting Old Sucks
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I'm expecting bennie boy to come out at his next press conference and start tap dancing. 

Are they trying to get us to laugh ourselves to death?

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:40 | Link to Comment morning_glory
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Can he wear a tutu too.

Am pretty sure I would laugh at that.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:05 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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Kind of off topic, but a recenlty discovered personal favorite (H/T Greg on KahrTalk): http://i45.tinypic.com/mt7dk3.gif

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:06 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Does Viagra help with this kind of thing?

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:08 | Link to Comment Gordon_Gekko
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Yeah, MsCreant, long time....hope you are well.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:15 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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AHHHHHH!! Gordon, sweetheart!!! Where have you been? 

Hope you can hang out a bit and rock the house!

Someone go find Chumba. PAAAAARRRRRTY.

Oh shit. You're here. It might really be the end game....fuck.

Love you Gordon.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:54 | Link to Comment Gordon_Gekko
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Send me an email at gordon.gekko.gg@gmail.com. There's something.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:00 | Link to Comment Gordon_Gekko
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I'm planning to post the relevant material on zerohedge but can't seem to find the time...

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:14 | Link to Comment Gordon_Gekko
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HAHAHAHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!

 

Our "civilization"!!! It's a fucking joke to call this pile of SHIT a "civilization". 

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:07 | Link to Comment FRBNYrCROOKS
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I have the next 10 minutes of this video showing the French surrendering to a minefield!

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:07 | Link to Comment youngman
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I think that is an improved version of this.....3.05

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:16 | Link to Comment CVfriendship
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It's the French retreat excuse!  Our missle mis-fired, therefore we had to retreat and not fight.

 

French Military prowess jokes always get a laugh from me.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:18 | Link to Comment tocointhephrase
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That is one EPIC FAIL! LMAO

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:25 | Link to Comment sablya
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With such stunning weaponry prowess in combination with their epic Maginot line, the more stunning prowess of French women will surely be safe from the barbarian invaders...

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:22 | Link to Comment Mr_Wonderful
Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:25 | Link to Comment All Is Well
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All is well, markets are rallying back. Nothing to see here.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:25 | Link to Comment doc_in_the_house
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LAST FRI (7/27

i called the  TOP of gold @ 1630

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/what-does-gold-know-all-other-asset-classes-dont#comment-2656632

and i shorted HEAVILY spx @ 1386 within minutes!! been riding ever since...shorted EUR @ 1.232..missed the peak @ 1.24, was doing something else


http://www.zerohedge.com/news/visualizing-todays-last-second-60000-e-mini-contract-wipe-out?page=1#comment-2666831

 

will keep RIDING til next week when @ sub spx 1300. cover shorts b4 dead cat bounce and re-short and ride til sub 1100.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 11:33 | Link to Comment NotApplicable
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Meanwhile, JPM uses your own "sequestered" margin funds to work against you.

Or do you believe you've got the inside info they lack?

Sounds like a winner to me!

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:26 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 Spanish yields are now over 7% ( 7.045)!  Nice work, " Dragya ass" !

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:32 | Link to Comment bentaxle
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Shock & oh la la ! (awesome!) But the old fashioned tank neutralisation method is still the better approach, if you can get them to open the tank hatch,  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eaLp2qs-Fk&feature=relmfu

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 10:34 | Link to Comment adr
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The Dow shot up 100 points, the Nasdaq shot up 35 points and the S&P shot up 10. All at 9:33 on the dot. Looks like the PPT got called into action. After "The Speech" they were ready to hit the big green button.

More algo bullshit.

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 13:20 | Link to Comment Lednbrass
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Nice clip. I want to see the French fight these guys, with the French rockets and these mortars it should be an epic struggle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDDGIW_sXvc

Thu, 08/02/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment Joe A
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Well at least they were not singing "bye bye miss American pie".

Fri, 08/03/2012 - 02:02 | Link to Comment Essential Nexus
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Hmm.  I thought it would shoot white flags.

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