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Sunday Caption Contest - Quantum Bailout Edition

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We have heard of the Schrödinger Greek bailout, Schrödinger's CDS trigger, and even the Schrödinger US economy (whose depends on whether the BLS' BS collapses under its own weight, or not). Now, here is a stock photo of Schrödinger Schauble, who in addition to bashing the Greek bailout and praising it at the same time, has an Eigenwolfgang wave-particle duality even after his "uncertainty" has been fully observed and thus collapsed. Either that, or that is one damn fast wheelchair (loaded up with Greek gold no doubt).

 


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Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:10 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Your bailout does not bend, because it is just that, a bailout.  Mine bends because there is no bailout, just my mind.

Link yourself to the bailout.  Become the bailout and bend yourself.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:16 | Link to Comment SilverTree
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"WHAT DO THEY CALL YOU? 'WHEELS'?"

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:25 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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I just use the wheelchair for respect!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNIkWWt_DFc

 

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:43 | Link to Comment SilverTree
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:24 | Link to Comment Oh regional Indian
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NO ONE CAN BEAT ME AT MUSICAL CHAIRS!

"QUAMTUM BAUBLE/BUBBLE/BOBBLE" Schauble

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:29 | Link to Comment TruthInSunshine
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There is no spoon.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:34 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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Steals on Wheels

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:03 | Link to Comment Manthong
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Some say what we are doing is all smoke and mirrors..

Who are you going to believe – them or your own eyes?

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 00:05 | Link to Comment Triggernometry
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Del Squared, duh.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:37 | Link to Comment Unprepared
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"In the Copenhagen interpretation, a system stops being a superposition of states and becomes either one or the other when an observation takes place."

 

Goes to prove the world observer has no conscience.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:36 | Link to Comment DeadFred
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You may be a science geek if you're afraid to look at someone lest you make their wave function collapse.

You may be a science geek if the SPCA is mad at you for actually trying the Schrodinger's cat experiment.

You may be a science geek if you even understood the first two examples.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:19 | Link to Comment WmMcK
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Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 00:09 | Link to Comment Triggernometry
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Clearly, constraint of state is the effect the observer has on the observed; but what of the effect of observing on the observer??

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 20:48 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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The wheel is turning and you can't slow down,
You can't let go and you can't hold on,
You can't go back and you can't stand still!
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:17 | Link to Comment Gully Foyle
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A Higgs-Boson walks into a bar. The bartender says "You know, there were some guys looking for you."

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:17 | Link to Comment Gully Foyle
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Two engineering students meet each other on campus in between lectures. One of them turns up on a shiny new bike. The other student asks him, "When did you get that bike?"
The other student replies, "Well the other day I was just walking to my next lecture, when a beautiful woman came rushing to me on her bike, threw it down, took all her clothes off and said 'Take what you want!'"
His fellow student nodded, replying, "Ah yes, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are playing a round of golf behind a particularly slow group of golfers. Becoming quite angry and frustrated, they call the ranger over.
The doctor asks, "What the hell is with these guys? They're the slowest golfers I've ever seen!"
The ranger replies, "Oh, they're a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year. As thanks, we let them play for free anytime."
The three golfers fall silent for a moment.
The priest says, "That's very sad. I will say an extra blessing for them at mass tonight."
The doctor adds, "I have a good buddy who's an ophthalmologist. I'll ask if he can do anything for them."
The engineer asks, "Why can't they play at night?"

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:33 | Link to Comment Geruda
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I was having very many laughings when I was hearing the speaking of those stories very many years ago.  Less very many years ago when I was hearing them again I was having not very many laughings.  The peoples who were hearing them with me not very many years ago were having eyes that were turning to the tops of the holes in their faces where their eyes were being because they were hearing them already many times.  I can not tell if very many peoples here are having laughing at your stories but I am having laughings at something that is not the same as the thing that was making me have laughings many years ago.  Are you having any more stories that are laughing stories because they are having freshness?

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:33 | Link to Comment Ralph Spoilsport
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There are very many peoples who are not to be understanding the what of your saying.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:06 | Link to Comment knukles
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In wherverthefuck jokes laugh at with speech impediments.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 18:23 | Link to Comment Drachma
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To that many not understanding saying peoples what there are be.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 20:23 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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You must have relax, you must try unwind!
Breath in, blow out.
When the hearing sound you fear give impact to the nerve,
It not necessary to run around
the Scream, just sit down.  Have breath, relax!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:34 | Link to Comment imapopulistnow
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Do you prefer little Johnny jokes?

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:25 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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Was little Johnny blonde?

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:52 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Sandusky, do you still live adjacent to an elementary school and complain that you are not permitted to be outside in your yard, while under house arrest?

;-)

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:35 | Link to Comment Hulk
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Kadir beneath Mo Moteh.Shaka, when the walls fell.Temba, his arms wide.Mirab, his sails unfurled.Sokath - his eyes uncovered. Kailash, when it rises.The river Temarc - in winter.Rai and Jiri at Lungha. Kiazi's children - their faces wet. Zinda - his face black, his eyes red. Chenza at court - the court of silence.Uzani - his army with fist open. His army with fist closed. 

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:15 | Link to Comment WmMcK
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"Kiazi's children" should be "Kiazi his children" - there fixed it for you.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 21:10 | Link to Comment Jendrzejczyk
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You're the greatest poster EVER!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 18:13 | Link to Comment SILVERGEDDON
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I just shit in my chair, and shifted into three dimensional TV all at the same time - WINNER !

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 19:37 | Link to Comment Jefferson
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I hope no one sees me shapeshifting back into my alien reptilian body.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:09 | Link to Comment GeneMarchbanks
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'Have you seen the Greek bailout?' "Yeah"

'But have you seen the Greek bailout on weed?'

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:35 | Link to Comment mkhs
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The greeks still haven't bailed.  Maybe the germans will bail, first.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:56 | Link to Comment peekcrackers
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Pimp your Ride Algorithmic trading  speed  technology ..faster then light !

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:09 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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It must be the acid. I can't recall if it was him or me who dropped it though.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:22 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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I'm totally tripping balls.......I'm totally tripping balls....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym7kuHPiOk0

 

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:13 | Link to Comment Zero Govt
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Now you see the bailout..

Now you Don't 

 

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:22 | Link to Comment SHEEPFUKKER
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You can't actually see the bailout because it doesn't actually exist. 

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:07 | Link to Comment peekcrackers
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I love the Xavier Institute

wheres  Magneto !

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:13 | Link to Comment a growing concern
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Sven, my teleporter is broken again!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:13 | Link to Comment Monedas
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Scotty, wheel chair to warp speed !

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:13 | Link to Comment IEVI
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Welcome to the Grand Illusion.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm-8kN6F4-Q

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:14 | Link to Comment Royal Fleming
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Distortion is not just a dream...Its a way of life...

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 20:28 | Link to Comment StychoKiller
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Needs more cowbell!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:15 | Link to Comment Eurogroup
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Bohr was almost a German, Einstein was. But I think this is just a case of a fast wheelchair.

 

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:17 | Link to Comment Ralph Spoilsport
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Und now, I am to be demonstrating der velocity uf der money!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:38 | Link to Comment Monedas
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Daylights Savings Time Spring Forward ! It will take me an hour to change all my clocks and gadgets !  Where's the "Savings" ? Just give me the REAL TIME, Socialist Bitchez, I'll adjust my store hours according to market conditions and my own personal whims !      Monedas   2012   Comedy Jihad World Tour  PSA:  Socialist "Blue Laws" like "No kissing in public in Boston on Sundays !" are easy to pass and forever to repeal !  All laws should have term limits !  What's with Socialists...why do we have to do everything in unison ?  They really get their rocks off on group activities !

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:19 | Link to Comment augie
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THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:21 | Link to Comment no life
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Told you that was waaaay to much liquidity!!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 18:30 | Link to Comment augie
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i had to much liquid once. never again. 

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:22 | Link to Comment dizzyfingers
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Media Cover-Up Of Obama Impeachment Exposed! http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=hc112-107 happening now
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:23 | Link to Comment ziggy59
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Theory: Digidollars/ digi-euros can behave like a particle or wave function. As mfglobal showed it can disappear once observed, without even a trace. More proof is coming, soon.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:24 | Link to Comment spentCartridge
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The barman says ; "Sorry buddy, we don't serve neutrinos in here".

 

A neutrino walks into a bar.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:30 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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sBUTle yFUNn

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:52 | Link to Comment TheFourthStooge-ing
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"The barman says ; "Sorry buddy, we don't serve neutrinos in here".

A neutrino walks into a bar."

A tachyon dresses up like a neutrino and goes out on the town for some fun.

 

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:41 | Link to Comment earleflorida
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"Financial Markets undergoing Laparoscopic Surgery?" __

We've gone from under the microscope to stamping HFT's via de`oscilloscope - quite a leap of faith in a black-box?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/System_time   http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/8782895/CERN-scientists-break-the-spe...

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:26 | Link to Comment chindit13
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"We all have to do our part to save the Union. For instance, here I am re-hypothecating myself."

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:42 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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So when does he get vaporized?

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:00 | Link to Comment francis_sawyer
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...in 5...4...3...2...

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:36 | Link to Comment wee-weed up
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Careful... re-hypothecating onesself can make hair grow on your money.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:26 | Link to Comment gimli
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This is how I play chess with myself -- this way no matter what I do, I always win. In essence monetary policy is simply playing with yourself.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:36 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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To paraphrase:  I play with myself all of the time.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:26 | Link to Comment Byte Me
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Germany's Paralympic wunderkind warms up for Gold, Silver and Bronze in the "Blowing Hot and Cold" (P50) Ping Pong discipline, which coincidentally is only open to balding lame German Finance Ministers

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:27 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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You see, if I exploit the Romney-Santorum-Gingrich Field, I can create a super(PAC)position and appear in several positions at once while not really going anywhere at all.

 

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:28 | Link to Comment Yen Cross
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 The event horizon, just before Spaghettification ->

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:29 | Link to Comment Ralph Spoilsport
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Q: Why do economists carry their diplomas on their dashboards?

A: So they can park in the handicapped parking.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:14 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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Zis is my evil twin from another dimension.

You will arrest and prosecute him, not me when TSHTF.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:30 | Link to Comment GMadScientist
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Please let one of them be anti-matter.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:06 | Link to Comment slewie the pi-rat
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or at least a danBrown character!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:48 | Link to Comment gravitas
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LOL

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:31 | Link to Comment imapopulistnow
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I will not back away from a good plan.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:33 | Link to Comment marcusfenix
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new lecture series-

"the bailouts as a quantum singularity"

or

"how printing massive amounts of paper and racking up absurd amounts of debt can not be reconciled in the same economic time/space continuum, ergo the FED and the ECB have already triggered the event which will destroy the world in a crushing economic black hole the size of frozen pea."

but hey, at least before it's all over I'll get to be a trillionaire... 

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:34 | Link to Comment Tao 4 the Show
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The farce is what gives us our power.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:36 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Shifty.

He even has a stick on his dash.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:45 | Link to Comment Ralph Spoilsport
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I had to beat up a handicapped guy the other day. I caught him parking in one of OUR spots.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:36 | Link to Comment slewie the pi-rat
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stephenHawkings can eat shit, lay eggs, and die young!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:40 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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You forgot frequent stripclubs.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:41 | Link to Comment SillySalesmanQu...
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I am disentegrating because I broke one of the commandments...

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:42 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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OMG! Someone must have claimed him as an asset. He is vaporizing!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:43 | Link to Comment Zero Debt
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After having an ouzo, the answer becomes clear

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:49 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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Rare photo of Schauble wave function...

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:56 | Link to Comment carbonmutant
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Sub Atomic Particle Store


  • Electrons $.10
  • Protons $.10
  • Neutrons Free of charge
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:08 | Link to Comment knukles
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Out of Neurons

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:12 | Link to Comment Ralph Spoilsport
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They substitute Neutrinos for Neutrons. They got trillions and trillions....

 

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/03/strange-neutrinos-experiments/

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:41 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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  • Re-hypothecation - priceless or priced in?
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:37 | Link to Comment Hulk
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Someone added a proton and neutron to each of my Au atoms and now I am setting on a pile of mercury...

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:23 | Link to Comment knukles
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One of my golf buds is always picking at his butt and when delicately asked about it he said that he was searching for the Philosopher's Hemarroid.  Well, a little off the subjest, but did remind me of transmutation.  Whatever.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:56 | Link to Comment WmMcK
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Are you positive?

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 17:00 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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negative WMK

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:49 | Link to Comment Atomizer
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Our shadow banking system is quicker than the eye can see.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:50 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Come on guys, this is a clip from Star Trek.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:57 | Link to Comment blindman
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"you see my friends, the matrix is the manifest
collapse of uncertainty, the prison for your
mind and imagination. now, if we maintain
off loading the risk to the poor and
control the outcome of the caption contest
we can keep our euro !!" w. scha uble
.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:07 | Link to Comment LetThemEatRand
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What do you mean it's all smoke and mirrors?

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:07 | Link to Comment slewie the pi-rat
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wheelsByEzekielTM

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:10 | Link to Comment Ralph Spoilsport
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:33 | Link to Comment blindman
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-sHkhkHrNw
Terry Allen - Amarillo Highway
.
" i'm holdin' what i am,
the wheel. " tery allen

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:07 | Link to Comment spanish inquisition
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Wow, I think he is trying to bail out multiple realities....

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:24 | Link to Comment knukles
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Infinite re-hypothiciation.
Them krauts was always jealous of the City.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:09 | Link to Comment Mr. Magniloquent
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Debt in a box is both an asset and a liability...until the box is opened.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:12 | Link to Comment MrBinkeyWhat
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Must be a side effect of the recent Coronal Mass Ejections (CME). The magnetic field is getting really wierd.

www.spaceweather.com

 

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:16 | Link to Comment Temporalist
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You see, on zeh left side iss me showing you zat eet iss rainingk while I juggle your economic balls and on zee reich, I mean right, side iss me pissing on your shoos and giving you zee economic Karate Chop!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:17 | Link to Comment Ralph Spoilsport
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I should know better than to drink and derive.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:19 | Link to Comment blindman
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The Matrix - Twilight Zone 1985
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7Y3hhduFIg
.
BARACK OBAMA is a CIA CREATION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NquIKlMQ4U&feature=related

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:20 | Link to Comment marcusfenix
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"you see, with the advancements in quantum printing tech, we decided that it was being underutilized, there is just so much more that can be done with this technology, so printing mass volumes paper at a respectable fraction of the speed of light, it's great, but we decided that it was time to move on"...

"so we started printing Banksters, Technocrats, and other, more useful tools for the NWO than simply sticking to money and eventually we hope this will allow us to replace traditional systems of Government once a sufficient number of these resources have been created".

"I think the next big step, the next project will be weapons, the proliferation of arms throughout the world will be so much easier and cost efficient once we can start rolling cruise missiles en mass off the presses... it's a brave new world and we are trailblazing the path forward."  

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:21 | Link to Comment Schmuck Raker
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"Welcome, Mr. Bond. But I'm afraid you are too late, ha ha haah.

As soon I pool this lever, the entire European financial system will be MINE!"

- laughs maniacally -

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:25 | Link to Comment Ralph Spoilsport
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Frickin' Lasers!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 20:13 | Link to Comment Schmuck Raker
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"Pool"? What a fuckin' idiot.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:21 | Link to Comment sasebo
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"Don't fuck with me or I'll run over your ass like I did the Greeks"

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:33 | Link to Comment peekcrackers
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NO there is no Lube in my other hand and I dint not roofie your drink !

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:24 | Link to Comment Waterfallsparkles
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Quantium Leap into the World of a Shadow Government.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:26 | Link to Comment Monedas
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What do Stephen Hawkins and the Norkoms have in common ?  No wrong answer !  Ans:  They don't brush their teeth ! There is no toothpaste factory in Norko !   Monedas   2012   Sometimes I make stuff (shit) up.....you decide !

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:29 | Link to Comment Ralph Spoilsport
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The Norkoms can import this brand from Thailand though.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/234333/

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:35 | Link to Comment Monedas
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"Monedas is a vicious liar and Capitalist stooge and is personna non grata in North Korea !"....North Korean Toiletries Ministry

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:34 | Link to Comment ziggy59
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iBlur- investing, saving app...when u need your assets,savings to disappear.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:18 | Link to Comment peekcrackers
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Its the wheelchair matrix movie... Neal at the age of  78

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:40 | Link to Comment AgShaman
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"See....if I pull this lever and extend the speed brake on the Death Star....the Greeks will fly right by us...or, they'll smash into our A$$ and be crushed to death...either way, it's all good."

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:50 | Link to Comment bluebare
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I sit strongly behind myself on this point.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:57 | Link to Comment sangell
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I am my own doppelganger

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:57 | Link to Comment css1971
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Finance is all smoke and mirrors.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:58 | Link to Comment palmereldritch
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Playing both ends against the diddle.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:04 | Link to Comment sablya
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Has anyone seen my cat?  I know he's here somewhere!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:05 | Link to Comment sangell
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I call it quantumtative easing.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:15 | Link to Comment sangell
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This is what happens when you rehypothecate your soul

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:03 | Link to Comment Jena
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What soul?  I sold that off long ago!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:26 | Link to Comment Pairadimes
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"What we are seeing is a 'Schrodinger's Cat Bounce'."

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:26 | Link to Comment Wakanda
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To print I push cntrl-p...

oops!  zat is warp drive!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:32 | Link to Comment Pairadimes
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"The Bernanke warp drive has created a wormhole!"

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:44 | Link to Comment fuu
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My theramin bends space and time.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:59 | Link to Comment Gloppie
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Greek Quantum Circus:  Hicks Bozos

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:06 | Link to Comment QuantumCat
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There is no Schauble.  There is no bailout.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:14 | Link to Comment q99x2
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You'd think they could afford a larger desk. Maybe its a urinal. Can't I get a moment of privacy. Looks the the expression of someone very adament about his decision in front of other versions of himself just as adament made in alternate universes. Why is it that whenever I see these EU types they are always appear to have one hand hidden (in their pants?). If you rotate the photo clockwise 90 degrees it appears that he is sending two other guys that look like him down the vaporization window. 

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:11 | Link to Comment Seasmoke
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which one is the PEE under

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:26 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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He has come back from the future in his DeLorean wheel chair to speak to himself. He is the only hope humanity has left. He screams, desperately, as he breaks up across time and space it self: "..." Alas, his message never got through. DeLoreans were always unreliable.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:45 | Link to Comment Jam Akin
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Wheels of Fortune

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:51 | Link to Comment LowProfile
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If I STEAL a dollar, there's still only one dollar.

But if I COPY a dollar, we now have two!

COPYING ISN'T STEALING!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 19:25 | Link to Comment Amagnonx
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'Yes, the cat is probably mostly dead, but its a black cat, in a black box on a dark night, now how are you supposed to see that?  So far I'm the only three people to have looked, and I'm in complete agreement with myself.'

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:03 | Link to Comment UGrev
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The tall man ain't got shit on me....

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:06 | Link to Comment putaipan
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don't open the box! = kicking the can down the road

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:13 | Link to Comment zerozulu
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Three dimensional deception.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:17 | Link to Comment Likstane
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Wow, farts do travel through time!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 17:58 | Link to Comment UGrev
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Farts are the sharpest thing in the universe.. not only do they go right through your pants, but as yo said.. through space and time as well ;)

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:20 | Link to Comment 100pcDredge
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I'm getting the h*ll outa here - this is far to scary for me...

All these weird guys with special powers all the time - it's NO FUN!

:(

http://av.r.ftdata.co.uk/files/2010/09/quantum-leap.jpg

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:26 | Link to Comment WmMcK
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Remember me from the Europe Caption Contest? Now I'm front stage.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:42 | Link to Comment CPL
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When we divide infinity by -1.

Tthe inverse can also be true as both vectors approach zero while using old men in wheelchairs as the varible noted as X.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:58 | Link to Comment NoTTD
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"This is my brother Darrell.  And this is my other brother Darrell."

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:58 | Link to Comment Bernankster
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Schauble is an errand boy, just like me.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 17:20 | Link to Comment Kokulakai
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"Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 17:23 | Link to Comment hooligan2009
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"We can acclerate money to the speed of light and we will then launch a new currency called "the boson" which will have infinite mass. energy and be edible. Then, nobody will want gold. See, I have three bosons already!".

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 18:00 | Link to Comment The Onion Of Tw...
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Maybe Wolfie is demonstrating entanglement. When Merkel orders in Berlin, Papadoc instantaneously obeys in Athens.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 18:00 | Link to Comment UGrev
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6 million dollar man.. psshht... check this shit out.. aaana nannna... aaana nannna... nannnannnnannnnaaaaaa...

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 03:18 | Link to Comment Shylockracy
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Just consider for a moment the millions of Germans who have suffered appalling deaths in wars since 1914. Only over the bodies of these dead millions could pond scum like Wolfgang Scheußlich ever raise to the top.

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