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Sunday Caption Contest - Quantum Bailout Edition
We have heard of the Schrödinger Greek bailout, Schrödinger's CDS trigger, and even the Schrödinger US economy (whose 
depends on whether the BLS' BS collapses under its own weight, or not). Now, here is a stock photo of Schrödinger Schauble, who in addition to bashing the Greek bailout and praising it at the same time, has an Eigenwolfgang wave-particle duality even after his "uncertainty" has been fully observed and thus collapsed. Either that, or that is one damn fast wheelchair (loaded up with Greek gold no doubt).
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Your bailout does not bend, because it is just that, a bailout. Mine bends because there is no bailout, just my mind.
Link yourself to the bailout. Become the bailout and bend yourself.
"WHAT DO THEY CALL YOU? 'WHEELS'?"
I just use the wheelchair for respect!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNIkWWt_DFc
http://youtu.be/6G27gLptMzk
NO ONE CAN BEAT ME AT MUSICAL CHAIRS!
"QUAMTUM BAUBLE/BUBBLE/BOBBLE" Schauble
There is no spoon.
Steals on Wheels
Some say what we are doing is all smoke and mirrors..
Who are you going to believe – them or your own eyes?
Del Squared, duh.
"In the Copenhagen interpretation, a system stops being a superposition of states and becomes either one or the other when an observation takes place."
Goes to prove the world observer has no conscience.
You may be a science geek if you're afraid to look at someone lest you make their wave function collapse.
You may be a science geek if the SPCA is mad at you for actually trying the Schrodinger's cat experiment.
You may be a science geek if you even understood the first two examples.
Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle
Clearly, constraint of state is the effect the observer has on the observed; but what of the effect of observing on the observer??
The wheel is turning and you can't slow down,
You can't let go and you can't hold on,
You can't go back and you can't stand still!
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will!
A Higgs-Boson walks into a bar. The bartender says "You know, there were some guys looking for you."
Two engineering students meet each other on campus in between lectures. One of them turns up on a shiny new bike. The other student asks him, "When did you get that bike?"
The other student replies, "Well the other day I was just walking to my next lecture, when a beautiful woman came rushing to me on her bike, threw it down, took all her clothes off and said 'Take what you want!'"
His fellow student nodded, replying, "Ah yes, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are playing a round of golf behind a particularly slow group of golfers. Becoming quite angry and frustrated, they call the ranger over.
The doctor asks, "What the hell is with these guys? They're the slowest golfers I've ever seen!"
The ranger replies, "Oh, they're a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year. As thanks, we let them play for free anytime."
The three golfers fall silent for a moment.
The priest says, "That's very sad. I will say an extra blessing for them at mass tonight."
The doctor adds, "I have a good buddy who's an ophthalmologist. I'll ask if he can do anything for them."
The engineer asks, "Why can't they play at night?"
I was having very many laughings when I was hearing the speaking of those stories very many years ago. Less very many years ago when I was hearing them again I was having not very many laughings. The peoples who were hearing them with me not very many years ago were having eyes that were turning to the tops of the holes in their faces where their eyes were being because they were hearing them already many times. I can not tell if very many peoples here are having laughing at your stories but I am having laughings at something that is not the same as the thing that was making me have laughings many years ago. Are you having any more stories that are laughing stories because they are having freshness?
There are very many peoples who are not to be understanding the what of your saying.
In wherverthefuck jokes laugh at with speech impediments.
To that many not understanding saying peoples what there are be.
You must have relax, you must try unwind!
Breath in, blow out.
When the hearing sound you fear give impact to the nerve,
It not necessary to run around
the Scream, just sit down. Have breath, relax!
Do you prefer little Johnny jokes?
Was little Johnny blonde?
Sandusky, do you still live adjacent to an elementary school and complain that you are not permitted to be outside in your yard, while under house arrest?
;-)
Kadir beneath Mo Moteh.Shaka, when the walls fell.Temba, his arms wide.Mirab, his sails unfurled.Sokath - his eyes uncovered. Kailash, when it rises.The river Temarc - in winter.Rai and Jiri at Lungha. Kiazi's children - their faces wet. Zinda - his face black, his eyes red. Chenza at court - the court of silence.Uzani - his army with fist open. His army with fist closed.
"Kiazi's children" should be "Kiazi his children" - there fixed it for you.
You're the greatest poster EVER!
I just shit in my chair, and shifted into three dimensional TV all at the same time - WINNER !
I hope no one sees me shapeshifting back into my alien reptilian body.
'Have you seen the Greek bailout?' "Yeah"
'But have you seen the Greek bailout on weed?'
The greeks still haven't bailed. Maybe the germans will bail, first.
Pimp your Ride Algorithmic trading speed technology ..faster then light !
It must be the acid. I can't recall if it was him or me who dropped it though.
I'm totally tripping balls.......I'm totally tripping balls....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym7kuHPiOk0
Now you see the bailout..
Now you Don't
You can't actually see the bailout because it doesn't actually exist.
I love the Xavier Institute
wheres Magneto !
Sven, my teleporter is broken again!
Scotty, wheel chair to warp speed !
Welcome to the Grand Illusion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm-8kN6F4-Q
Distortion is not just a dream...Its a way of life...
Needs more cowbell!
Bohr was almost a German, Einstein was. But I think this is just a case of a fast wheelchair.
Und now, I am to be demonstrating der velocity uf der money!
Daylights Savings Time Spring Forward ! It will take me an hour to change all my clocks and gadgets ! Where's the "Savings" ? Just give me the REAL TIME, Socialist Bitchez, I'll adjust my store hours according to market conditions and my own personal whims ! Monedas 2012 Comedy Jihad World Tour PSA: Socialist "Blue Laws" like "No kissing in public in Boston on Sundays !" are easy to pass and forever to repeal ! All laws should have term limits ! What's with Socialists...why do we have to do everything in unison ? They really get their rocks off on group activities !
THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS LOSE!
Told you that was waaaay to much liquidity!!
i had to much liquid once. never again.
Theory: Digidollars/ digi-euros can behave like a particle or wave function. As mfglobal showed it can disappear once observed, without even a trace. More proof is coming, soon.
The barman says ; "Sorry buddy, we don't serve neutrinos in here".
A neutrino walks into a bar.
sBUTle yFUNn
"The barman says ; "Sorry buddy, we don't serve neutrinos in here".
A neutrino walks into a bar."
A tachyon dresses up like a neutrino and goes out on the town for some fun.
"Financial Markets undergoing Laparoscopic Surgery?" __
We've gone from under the microscope to stamping HFT's via de`oscilloscope - quite a leap of faith in a black-box?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/System_time http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/8782895/CERN-scientists-break-the-spe...
"We all have to do our part to save the Union. For instance, here I am re-hypothecating myself."
So when does he get vaporized?
...in 5...4...3...2...
Careful... re-hypothecating onesself can make hair grow on your money.
This is how I play chess with myself -- this way no matter what I do, I always win. In essence monetary policy is simply playing with yourself.
To paraphrase: I play with myself all of the time.
Germany's Paralympic wunderkind warms up for Gold, Silver and Bronze in the "Blowing Hot and Cold" (P50) Ping Pong discipline, which coincidentally is only open to balding lame German Finance Ministers
You see, if I exploit the Romney-Santorum-Gingrich Field, I can create a super(PAC)position and appear in several positions at once while not really going anywhere at all.
The event horizon, just before Spaghettification ->
Q: Why do economists carry their diplomas on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in the handicapped parking.
Zis is my evil twin from another dimension.
You will arrest and prosecute him, not me when TSHTF.
Please let one of them be anti-matter.
or at least a danBrown character!
LOL
I will not back away from a good plan.
new lecture series-
"the bailouts as a quantum singularity"
or
"how printing massive amounts of paper and racking up absurd amounts of debt can not be reconciled in the same economic time/space continuum, ergo the FED and the ECB have already triggered the event which will destroy the world in a crushing economic black hole the size of frozen pea."
but hey, at least before it's all over I'll get to be a trillionaire...
The farce is what gives us our power.
Shifty.
He even has a stick on his dash.
I had to beat up a handicapped guy the other day. I caught him parking in one of OUR spots.
stephenHawkings can eat shit, lay eggs, and die young!
You forgot frequent stripclubs.
I am disentegrating because I broke one of the commandments...
OMG! Someone must have claimed him as an asset. He is vaporizing!
After having an ouzo, the answer becomes clear
Rare photo of Schauble wave function...
Sub Atomic Particle Store
Out of Neurons
They substitute Neutrinos for Neutrons. They got trillions and trillions....
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/03/strange-neutrinos-experiments/
Someone added a proton and neutron to each of my Au atoms and now I am setting on a pile of mercury...
One of my golf buds is always picking at his butt and when delicately asked about it he said that he was searching for the Philosopher's Hemarroid. Well, a little off the subjest, but did remind me of transmutation. Whatever.
Are you positive?
negative WMK
Our shadow banking system is quicker than the eye can see.
Come on guys, this is a clip from Star Trek.
"you see my friends, the matrix is the manifest
collapse of uncertainty, the prison for your
mind and imagination. now, if we maintain
off loading the risk to the poor and
control the outcome of the caption contest
we can keep our euro !!" w. scha uble
.
What do you mean it's all smoke and mirrors?
wheelsByEzekielTM
"Wheel in de middle of a wheel"
http://www.negrospirituals.com/news-song/zekiel_ezekiel_saw_the_wheel.ht...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-sHkhkHrNw
Terry Allen - Amarillo Highway
.
" i'm holdin' what i am,
the wheel. " tery allen
Wow, I think he is trying to bail out multiple realities....
Infinite re-hypothiciation.
Them krauts was always jealous of the City.
Debt in a box is both an asset and a liability...until the box is opened.
Must be a side effect of the recent Coronal Mass Ejections (CME). The magnetic field is getting really wierd.
www.spaceweather.com
You see, on zeh left side iss me showing you zat eet iss rainingk while I juggle your economic balls and on zee reich, I mean right, side iss me pissing on your shoos and giving you zee economic Karate Chop!
I should know better than to drink and derive.
The Matrix - Twilight Zone 1985
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7Y3hhduFIg
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BARACK OBAMA is a CIA CREATION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NquIKlMQ4U&feature=related
"you see, with the advancements in quantum printing tech, we decided that it was being underutilized, there is just so much more that can be done with this technology, so printing mass volumes paper at a respectable fraction of the speed of light, it's great, but we decided that it was time to move on"...
"so we started printing Banksters, Technocrats, and other, more useful tools for the NWO than simply sticking to money and eventually we hope this will allow us to replace traditional systems of Government once a sufficient number of these resources have been created".
"I think the next big step, the next project will be weapons, the proliferation of arms throughout the world will be so much easier and cost efficient once we can start rolling cruise missiles en mass off the presses... it's a brave new world and we are trailblazing the path forward."
"Welcome, Mr. Bond. But I'm afraid you are too late, ha ha haah.
As soon I pool this lever, the entire European financial system will be MINE!"
- laughs maniacally -
Frickin' Lasers!
"Pool"? What a fuckin' idiot.
"Don't fuck with me or I'll run over your ass like I did the Greeks"
NO there is no Lube in my other hand and I dint not roofie your drink !
Quantium Leap into the World of a Shadow Government.
What do Stephen Hawkins and the Norkoms have in common ? No wrong answer ! Ans: They don't brush their teeth ! There is no toothpaste factory in Norko ! Monedas 2012 Sometimes I make stuff (shit) up.....you decide !
The Norkoms can import this brand from Thailand though.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/234333/
"Monedas is a vicious liar and Capitalist stooge and is personna non grata in North Korea !"....North Korean Toiletries Ministry
iBlur- investing, saving app...when u need your assets,savings to disappear.
Its the wheelchair matrix movie... Neal at the age of 78
"See....if I pull this lever and extend the speed brake on the Death Star....the Greeks will fly right by us...or, they'll smash into our A$$ and be crushed to death...either way, it's all good."
I sit strongly behind myself on this point.
I am my own doppelganger
Finance is all smoke and mirrors.
Playing both ends against the diddle.
Has anyone seen my cat? I know he's here somewhere!
I call it quantumtative easing.
This is what happens when you rehypothecate your soul
What soul? I sold that off long ago!
"What we are seeing is a 'Schrodinger's Cat Bounce'."
To print I push cntrl-p...
oops! zat is warp drive!
"The Bernanke warp drive has created a wormhole!"
My theramin bends space and time.
Greek Quantum Circus: Hicks Bozos
There is no Schauble. There is no bailout.
You'd think they could afford a larger desk. Maybe its a urinal. Can't I get a moment of privacy. Looks the the expression of someone very adament about his decision in front of other versions of himself just as adament made in alternate universes. Why is it that whenever I see these EU types they are always appear to have one hand hidden (in their pants?). If you rotate the photo clockwise 90 degrees it appears that he is sending two other guys that look like him down the vaporization window.
which one is the PEE under
He has come back from the future in his DeLorean wheel chair to speak to himself. He is the only hope humanity has left. He screams, desperately, as he breaks up across time and space it self: "..." Alas, his message never got through. DeLoreans were always unreliable.
Wheels of Fortune
If I STEAL a dollar, there's still only one dollar.
But if I COPY a dollar, we now have two!
COPYING ISN'T STEALING!
'Yes, the cat is probably mostly dead, but its a black cat, in a black box on a dark night, now how are you supposed to see that? So far I'm the only three people to have looked, and I'm in complete agreement with myself.'
The tall man ain't got shit on me....
don't open the box! = kicking the can down the road
Three dimensional deception.
Wow, farts do travel through time!
Farts are the sharpest thing in the universe.. not only do they go right through your pants, but as yo said.. through space and time as well ;)
I'm getting the h*ll outa here - this is far to scary for me...
All these weird guys with special powers all the time - it's NO FUN!
:(
http://av.r.ftdata.co.uk/files/2010/09/quantum-leap.jpg
Remember me from the Europe Caption Contest? Now I'm front stage.
When we divide infinity by -1.
Tthe inverse can also be true as both vectors approach zero while using old men in wheelchairs as the varible noted as X.
"This is my brother Darrell. And this is my other brother Darrell."
Schauble is an errand boy, just like me.
"Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?
"We can acclerate money to the speed of light and we will then launch a new currency called "the boson" which will have infinite mass. energy and be edible. Then, nobody will want gold. See, I have three bosons already!".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiwKb-x7wXQ
Maybe Wolfie is demonstrating entanglement. When Merkel orders in Berlin, Papadoc instantaneously obeys in Athens.
6 million dollar man.. psshht... check this shit out.. aaana nannna... aaana nannna... nannnannnnannnnaaaaaa...
Just consider for a moment the millions of Germans who have suffered appalling deaths in wars since 1914. Only over the bodies of these dead millions could pond scum like Wolfgang Scheußlich ever raise to the top.