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Sunday Caption Contest - Quantum Bailout Edition

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We have heard of the Schrödinger Greek bailout, Schrödinger's CDS trigger, and even the Schrödinger US economy (whose depends on whether the BLS' BS collapses under its own weight, or not). Now, here is a stock photo of Schrödinger Schauble, who in addition to bashing the Greek bailout and praising it at the same time, has an Eigenwolfgang wave-particle duality even after his "uncertainty" has been fully observed and thus collapsed. Either that, or that is one damn fast wheelchair (loaded up with Greek gold no doubt).


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Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:10 | 2244831 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Your bailout does not bend, because it is just that, a bailout.  Mine bends because there is no bailout, just my mind.

Link yourself to the bailout.  Become the bailout and bend yourself.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:16 | 2244853 SilverTree
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Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:25 | 2244876 TheFourthStooge-ing
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I just use the wheelchair for respect!


Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:43 | 2244924 SilverTree
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:24 | 2245193 Oh regional Indian
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Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:29 | 2245210 TruthInSunshine
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There is no spoon.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:34 | 2245223 francis_sawyer
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Steals on Wheels

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:03 | 2245263 Manthong
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Some say what we are doing is all smoke and mirrors..

Who are you going to believe – them or your own eyes?

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 00:05 | 2246368 Triggernometry
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Del Squared, duh.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:37 | 2244909 Unprepared
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"In the Copenhagen interpretation, a system stops being a superposition of states and becomes either one or the other when an observation takes place."


Goes to prove the world observer has no conscience.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:36 | 2245105 DeadFred
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You may be a science geek if you're afraid to look at someone lest you make their wave function collapse.

You may be a science geek if the SPCA is mad at you for actually trying the Schrodinger's cat experiment.

You may be a science geek if you even understood the first two examples.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:19 | 2245439 WmMcK
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Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle

Mon, 03/12/2012 - 00:09 | 2246374 Triggernometry
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Clearly, constraint of state is the effect the observer has on the observed; but what of the effect of observing on the observer??

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 20:48 | 2246078 StychoKiller
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The wheel is turning and you can't slow down,
You can't let go and you can't hold on,
You can't go back and you can't stand still!
If the thunder don't get you then the lightning will!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:17 | 2244856 Gully Foyle
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A Higgs-Boson walks into a bar. The bartender says "You know, there were some guys looking for you."

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:17 | 2244857 Gully Foyle
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Two engineering students meet each other on campus in between lectures. One of them turns up on a shiny new bike. The other student asks him, "When did you get that bike?"
The other student replies, "Well the other day I was just walking to my next lecture, when a beautiful woman came rushing to me on her bike, threw it down, took all her clothes off and said 'Take what you want!'"
His fellow student nodded, replying, "Ah yes, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are playing a round of golf behind a particularly slow group of golfers. Becoming quite angry and frustrated, they call the ranger over.
The doctor asks, "What the hell is with these guys? They're the slowest golfers I've ever seen!"
The ranger replies, "Oh, they're a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year. As thanks, we let them play for free anytime."
The three golfers fall silent for a moment.
The priest says, "That's very sad. I will say an extra blessing for them at mass tonight."
The doctor adds, "I have a good buddy who's an ophthalmologist. I'll ask if he can do anything for them."
The engineer asks, "Why can't they play at night?"

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:33 | 2244885 Geruda
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I was having very many laughings when I was hearing the speaking of those stories very many years ago.  Less very many years ago when I was hearing them again I was having not very many laughings.  The peoples who were hearing them with me not very many years ago were having eyes that were turning to the tops of the holes in their faces where their eyes were being because they were hearing them already many times.  I can not tell if very many peoples here are having laughing at your stories but I am having laughings at something that is not the same as the thing that was making me have laughings many years ago.  Are you having any more stories that are laughing stories because they are having freshness?

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:33 | 2244898 Ralph Spoilsport
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There are very many peoples who are not to be understanding the what of your saying.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:06 | 2245004 knukles
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In wherverthefuck jokes laugh at with speech impediments.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 18:23 | 2245795 Drachma
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To that many not understanding saying peoples what there are be.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 20:23 | 2246032 StychoKiller
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You must have relax, you must try unwind!
Breath in, blow out.
When the hearing sound you fear give impact to the nerve,
It not necessary to run around
the Scream, just sit down.  Have breath, relax!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:34 | 2244901 imapopulistnow
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Do you prefer little Johnny jokes?

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:25 | 2245200 wee-weed up
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Was little Johnny blonde?

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:52 | 2245515 MsCreant
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Sandusky, do you still live adjacent to an elementary school and complain that you are not permitted to be outside in your yard, while under house arrest?


Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:35 | 2245102 Hulk
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Kadir beneath Mo Moteh.Shaka, when the walls fell.Temba, his arms wide.Mirab, his sails unfurled.Sokath - his eyes uncovered. Kailash, when it rises.The river Temarc - in winter.Rai and Jiri at Lungha. Kiazi's children - their faces wet. Zinda - his face black, his eyes red. Chenza at court - the court of silence.Uzani - his army with fist open. His army with fist closed. 

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:15 | 2245426 WmMcK
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"Kiazi's children" should be "Kiazi his children" - there fixed it for you.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 21:10 | 2246114 Jendrzejczyk
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You're the greatest poster EVER!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 18:13 | 2245776 SILVERGEDDON

I just shit in my chair, and shifted into three dimensional TV all at the same time - WINNER !

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 19:37 | 2245949 Jefferson
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I hope no one sees me shapeshifting back into my alien reptilian body.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:09 | 2244837 GeneMarchbanks
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'Have you seen the Greek bailout?' "Yeah"

'But have you seen the Greek bailout on weed?'

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:35 | 2245337 mkhs
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The greeks still haven't bailed.  Maybe the germans will bail, first.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:56 | 2245387 peekcrackers
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Pimp your Ride Algorithmic trading  speed  technology ..faster then light !

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:09 | 2244838 SilverIsKing
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It must be the acid. I can't recall if it was him or me who dropped it though.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:22 | 2244868 TheFourthStooge-ing
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I'm totally tripping balls.......I'm totally tripping balls....


Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:13 | 2244841 Zero Govt
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Now you see the bailout..

Now you Don't 


Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:22 | 2244867 SHEEPFUKKER

You can't actually see the bailout because it doesn't actually exist. 

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:07 | 2245412 peekcrackers
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I love the Xavier Institute

wheres  Magneto !

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:13 | 2244843 a growing concern
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Sven, my teleporter is broken again!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:13 | 2244845 Monedas
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Scotty, wheel chair to warp speed !

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:13 | 2244846 IEVI
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Welcome to the Grand Illusion.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:14 | 2244848 Royal Fleming
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Distortion is not just a dream...Its a way of life...

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 20:28 | 2246050 StychoKiller
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Needs more cowbell!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:15 | 2244849 Eurogroup
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Bohr was almost a German, Einstein was. But I think this is just a case of a fast wheelchair.


Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:17 | 2244855 Ralph Spoilsport
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Und now, I am to be demonstrating der velocity uf der money!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:38 | 2244858 Monedas
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Daylights Savings Time Spring Forward ! It will take me an hour to change all my clocks and gadgets !  Where's the "Savings" ? Just give me the REAL TIME, Socialist Bitchez, I'll adjust my store hours according to market conditions and my own personal whims !      Monedas   2012   Comedy Jihad World Tour  PSA:  Socialist "Blue Laws" like "No kissing in public in Boston on Sundays !" are easy to pass and forever to repeal !  All laws should have term limits !  What's with Socialists...why do we have to do everything in unison ?  They really get their rocks off on group activities !

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:19 | 2244859 augie
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Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:21 | 2244865 no life
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Told you that was waaaay to much liquidity!!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 18:30 | 2245801 augie
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i had to much liquid once. never again. 

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:22 | 2244869 dizzyfingers
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Media Cover-Up Of Obama Impeachment Exposed! happening now
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:23 | 2244870 ziggy59
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Theory: Digidollars/ digi-euros can behave like a particle or wave function. As mfglobal showed it can disappear once observed, without even a trace. More proof is coming, soon.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:24 | 2244874 spentCartridge
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The barman says ; "Sorry buddy, we don't serve neutrinos in here".


A neutrino walks into a bar.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:30 | 2244890 GMadScientist
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sBUTle yFUNn

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:52 | 2244954 TheFourthStooge-ing
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"The barman says ; "Sorry buddy, we don't serve neutrinos in here".

A neutrino walks into a bar."

A tachyon dresses up like a neutrino and goes out on the town for some fun.


Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:41 | 2245218 earleflorida
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"Financial Markets undergoing Laparoscopic Surgery?" __

We've gone from under the microscope to stamping HFT's via de`oscilloscope - quite a leap of faith in a black-box?

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:26 | 2244879 chindit13
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"We all have to do our part to save the Union. For instance, here I am re-hypothecating myself."

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:42 | 2244918 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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So when does he get vaporized?

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:00 | 2245396 francis_sawyer
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Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:36 | 2245227 wee-weed up
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Careful... re-hypothecating onesself can make hair grow on your money.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:26 | 2244880 gimli
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This is how I play chess with myself -- this way no matter what I do, I always win. In essence monetary policy is simply playing with yourself.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:36 | 2244904 Wakanda
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To paraphrase:  I play with myself all of the time.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:26 | 2244881 Byte Me
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Germany's Paralympic wunderkind warms up for Gold, Silver and Bronze in the "Blowing Hot and Cold" (P50) Ping Pong discipline, which coincidentally is only open to balding lame German Finance Ministers

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:27 | 2244883 GMadScientist
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You see, if I exploit the Romney-Santorum-Gingrich Field, I can create a super(PAC)position and appear in several positions at once while not really going anywhere at all.


Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:28 | 2244884 Yen Cross
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 The event horizon, just before Spaghettification ->

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:29 | 2244888 Ralph Spoilsport
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Q: Why do economists carry their diplomas on their dashboards?

A: So they can park in the handicapped parking.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:14 | 2244889 Wakanda
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Zis is my evil twin from another dimension.

You will arrest and prosecute him, not me when TSHTF.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:30 | 2244892 GMadScientist
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Please let one of them be anti-matter.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:06 | 2245003 slewie the pi-rat
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or at least a danBrown character!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:48 | 2245370 gravitas
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Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:31 | 2244894 imapopulistnow
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I will not back away from a good plan.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:33 | 2244896 marcusfenix
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new lecture series-

"the bailouts as a quantum singularity"


"how printing massive amounts of paper and racking up absurd amounts of debt can not be reconciled in the same economic time/space continuum, ergo the FED and the ECB have already triggered the event which will destroy the world in a crushing economic black hole the size of frozen pea."

but hey, at least before it's all over I'll get to be a trillionaire... 

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:34 | 2244900 Tao 4 the Show
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The farce is what gives us our power.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:36 | 2244902 MsCreant
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He even has a stick on his dash.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:45 | 2244928 Ralph Spoilsport
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I had to beat up a handicapped guy the other day. I caught him parking in one of OUR spots.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:36 | 2244908 slewie the pi-rat
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stephenHawkings can eat shit, lay eggs, and die young!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:40 | 2244915 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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You forgot frequent stripclubs.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:41 | 2244916 SillySalesmanQu...
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I am disentegrating because I broke one of the commandments...

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:42 | 2244920 MsCreant
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OMG! Someone must have claimed him as an asset. He is vaporizing!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:43 | 2244922 Zero Debt
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After having an ouzo, the answer becomes clear

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:49 | 2244939 carbonmutant
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Rare photo of Schauble wave function...

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:56 | 2244966 carbonmutant
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Sub Atomic Particle Store

  • Electrons $.10
  • Protons $.10
  • Neutrons Free of charge
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:08 | 2245015 knukles
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Out of Neurons

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:12 | 2245036 Ralph Spoilsport
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They substitute Neutrinos for Neutrons. They got trillions and trillions....

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:41 | 2245104 Wakanda
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  • Re-hypothecation - priceless or priced in?
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:37 | 2245108 Hulk
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Someone added a proton and neutron to each of my Au atoms and now I am setting on a pile of mercury...

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:23 | 2245194 knukles
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One of my golf buds is always picking at his butt and when delicately asked about it he said that he was searching for the Philosopher's Hemarroid.  Well, a little off the subjest, but did remind me of transmutation.  Whatever.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:56 | 2245386 WmMcK
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Are you positive?

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 17:00 | 2245546 Wakanda
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negative WMK

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:49 | 2244942 Atomizer
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Our shadow banking system is quicker than the eye can see.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:50 | 2244949 MsCreant
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Come on guys, this is a clip from Star Trek.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 12:57 | 2244972 blindman
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"you see my friends, the matrix is the manifest
collapse of uncertainty, the prison for your
mind and imagination. now, if we maintain
off loading the risk to the poor and
control the outcome of the caption contest
we can keep our euro !!" w. scha uble

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:07 | 2245007 LetThemEatRand
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What do you mean it's all smoke and mirrors?

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:07 | 2245009 slewie the pi-rat
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Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:33 | 2245095 blindman
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Terry Allen - Amarillo Highway
" i'm holdin' what i am,
the wheel. " tery allen

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:07 | 2245011 spanish inquisition
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Wow, I think he is trying to bail out multiple realities....

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:24 | 2245198 knukles
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Infinite re-hypothiciation.
Them krauts was always jealous of the City.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:09 | 2245017 Mr. Magniloquent
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Debt in a box is both an asset and a liability...until the box is opened.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:12 | 2245031 MrBinkeyWhat
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Must be a side effect of the recent Coronal Mass Ejections (CME). The magnetic field is getting really wierd.


Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:16 | 2245045 Temporalist
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You see, on zeh left side iss me showing you zat eet iss rainingk while I juggle your economic balls and on zee reich, I mean right, side iss me pissing on your shoos and giving you zee economic Karate Chop!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:17 | 2245048 Ralph Spoilsport
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I should know better than to drink and derive.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:19 | 2245050 blindman
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The Matrix - Twilight Zone 1985

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:20 | 2245056 marcusfenix
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"you see, with the advancements in quantum printing tech, we decided that it was being underutilized, there is just so much more that can be done with this technology, so printing mass volumes paper at a respectable fraction of the speed of light, it's great, but we decided that it was time to move on"...

"so we started printing Banksters, Technocrats, and other, more useful tools for the NWO than simply sticking to money and eventually we hope this will allow us to replace traditional systems of Government once a sufficient number of these resources have been created".

"I think the next big step, the next project will be weapons, the proliferation of arms throughout the world will be so much easier and cost efficient once we can start rolling cruise missiles en mass off the presses... it's a brave new world and we are trailblazing the path forward."  

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:21 | 2245061 Schmuck Raker
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"Welcome, Mr. Bond. But I'm afraid you are too late, ha ha haah.

As soon I pool this lever, the entire European financial system will be MINE!"

- laughs maniacally -

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:25 | 2245071 Ralph Spoilsport
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Frickin' Lasers!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 20:13 | 2246016 Schmuck Raker
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"Pool"? What a fuckin' idiot.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:21 | 2245062 sasebo
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"Don't fuck with me or I'll run over your ass like I did the Greeks"

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:33 | 2245463 peekcrackers
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NO there is no Lube in my other hand and I dint not roofie your drink !

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:24 | 2245069 Waterfallsparkles
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Quantium Leap into the World of a Shadow Government.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:26 | 2245070 Monedas
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What do Stephen Hawkins and the Norkoms have in common ?  No wrong answer !  Ans:  They don't brush their teeth ! There is no toothpaste factory in Norko !   Monedas   2012   Sometimes I make stuff (shit) decide !

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:29 | 2245081 Ralph Spoilsport
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The Norkoms can import this brand from Thailand though.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:35 | 2245097 Monedas
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"Monedas is a vicious liar and Capitalist stooge and is personna non grata in North Korea !"....North Korean Toiletries Ministry

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:34 | 2245100 ziggy59
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iBlur- investing, saving app...when u need your assets,savings to disappear.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:18 | 2245428 peekcrackers
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Its the wheelchair matrix movie... Neal at the age of  78

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:40 | 2245118 AgShaman
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"See....if I pull this lever and extend the speed brake on the Death Star....the Greeks will fly right by us...or, they'll smash into our A$$ and be crushed to death...either way, it's all good."

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:50 | 2245138 bluebare
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I sit strongly behind myself on this point.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:57 | 2245154 sangell
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I am my own doppelganger

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:57 | 2245156 css1971
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Finance is all smoke and mirrors.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 13:58 | 2245159 palmereldritch
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Playing both ends against the diddle.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:04 | 2245165 sablya
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Has anyone seen my cat?  I know he's here somewhere!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:05 | 2245167 sangell
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I call it quantumtative easing.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:15 | 2245183 sangell
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This is what happens when you rehypothecate your soul

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:03 | 2245404 Jena
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What soul?  I sold that off long ago!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:26 | 2245192 Pairadimes
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"What we are seeing is a 'Schrodinger's Cat Bounce'."

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:26 | 2245199 Wakanda
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To print I push cntrl-p...

oops!  zat is warp drive!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:32 | 2245219 Pairadimes
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"The Bernanke warp drive has created a wormhole!"

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:44 | 2245239 fuu
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My theramin bends space and time.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 14:59 | 2245262 Gloppie
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Greek Quantum Circus:  Hicks Bozos

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:06 | 2245276 QuantumCat
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There is no Schauble.  There is no bailout.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:14 | 2245280 q99x2
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You'd think they could afford a larger desk. Maybe its a urinal. Can't I get a moment of privacy. Looks the the expression of someone very adament about his decision in front of other versions of himself just as adament made in alternate universes. Why is it that whenever I see these EU types they are always appear to have one hand hidden (in their pants?). If you rotate the photo clockwise 90 degrees it appears that he is sending two other guys that look like him down the vaporization window. 

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:11 | 2245287 Seasmoke
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which one is the PEE under

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:26 | 2245311 MsCreant
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He has come back from the future in his DeLorean wheel chair to speak to himself. He is the only hope humanity has left. He screams, desperately, as he breaks up across time and space it self: "..." Alas, his message never got through. DeLoreans were always unreliable.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:45 | 2245360 Jam Akin
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Wheels of Fortune

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 15:51 | 2245376 LowProfile
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If I STEAL a dollar, there's still only one dollar.

But if I COPY a dollar, we now have two!


Sun, 03/11/2012 - 19:25 | 2245382 Amagnonx
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'Yes, the cat is probably mostly dead, but its a black cat, in a black box on a dark night, now how are you supposed to see that?  So far I'm the only three people to have looked, and I'm in complete agreement with myself.'

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:03 | 2245403 UGrev
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The tall man ain't got shit on me....

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:06 | 2245410 putaipan
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don't open the box! = kicking the can down the road

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:13 | 2245424 zerozulu
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Three dimensional deception.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:17 | 2245434 Likstane
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Wow, farts do travel through time!

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 17:58 | 2245729 UGrev
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Farts are the sharpest thing in the universe.. not only do they go right through your pants, but as yo said.. through space and time as well ;)

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:20 | 2245442 100pcDredge
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I'm getting the h*ll outa here - this is far to scary for me...

All these weird guys with special powers all the time - it's NO FUN!


Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:26 | 2245451 WmMcK
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Remember me from the Europe Caption Contest? Now I'm front stage.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:42 | 2245493 CPL
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When we divide infinity by -1.

Tthe inverse can also be true as both vectors approach zero while using old men in wheelchairs as the varible noted as X.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:58 | 2245540 NoTTD
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"This is my brother Darrell.  And this is my other brother Darrell."

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:58 | 2245543 Bernankster
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Schauble is an errand boy, just like me.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 17:20 | 2245606 Kokulakai
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"Why oh why didn't I take the blue pill?

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 17:23 | 2245616 hooligan2009
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"We can acclerate money to the speed of light and we will then launch a new currency called "the boson" which will have infinite mass. energy and be edible. Then, nobody will want gold. See, I have three bosons already!".

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 18:00 | 2245728 The Onion Of Tw...
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Maybe Wolfie is demonstrating entanglement. When Merkel orders in Berlin, Papadoc instantaneously obeys in Athens.

Sun, 03/11/2012 - 18:00 | 2245734 UGrev
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6 million dollar man.. psshht... check this shit out.. aaana nannna... aaana nannna... nannnannnnannnnaaaaaa...

Tue, 03/13/2012 - 03:18 | 2245757 Shylockracy
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Just consider for a moment the millions of Germans who have suffered appalling deaths in wars since 1914. Only over the bodies of these dead millions could pond scum like Wolfgang Scheußlich ever raise to the top.

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