Sunday Caption Contest - Quantum Bailout Edition

Tyler Durden's picture

We have heard of the Schrödinger Greek bailout, Schrödinger's CDS trigger, and even the Schrödinger US economy (whose depends on whether the BLS' BS collapses under its own weight, or not). Now, here is a stock photo of Schrödinger Schauble, who in addition to bashing the Greek bailout and praising it at the same time, has an Eigenwolfgang wave-particle duality even after his "uncertainty" has been fully observed and thus collapsed. Either that, or that is one damn fast wheelchair (loaded up with Greek gold no doubt).