Sunday Caption Contest - Quantum Bailout Edition

We have heard of the Schrödinger Greek bailout, Schrödinger's CDS trigger, and even the Schrödinger US economy (whose depends on whether the BLS' BS collapses under its own weight, or not). Now, here is a stock photo of Schrödinger Schauble, who in addition to bashing the Greek bailout and praising it at the same time, has an Eigenwolfgang wave-particle duality even after his "uncertainty" has been fully observed and thus collapsed. Either that, or that is one damn fast wheelchair (loaded up with Greek gold no doubt).

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[Orly]

Above is a graphic representation of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle with clear depiction of so-called "entanglement" theory.  The philosophical arguments raised go toward answering the question, "Does this ass-clown have any idea what he is doing- or not?"

[Dickweed Wang]

He's here, he's there, he's everywhere - it's UnderDog!

[WmMcK]

There's no need to fear ...
When Polly calls I am not slow ...

[non_anon]

may the farce be with you

[Sleepless Knight]

and ..... i'm gone!!

[Die Weiße Rose]

Finanzielle Hochfrequenz Transaktions - Steuer 

Schäuble fordert große Lösung:

Schäuble demands a Financial High Frequency Transaction Tax:

http://www.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/soziales/0,1518,820569,00.html

wr;)

[optimator]

Mein Führer, I can walk!

But I'd rather wheel and deal!

[DollarDive]

Be the ball....na na na na na boo-boo boo-boo boo-boo wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa

[CitizenPete]

You might remeber me from my younger years. http://youtu.be/HgwcI0FOpvY?t=1m23s

[Lux Fiat]

Ghost Hunters International fail - Er ist nicht tot!

[Albertarocks]

It's not important what I'm doing with my left hand.  Just pull your pants down and come over here.

[PR Guy]

What you see is not always what you get!

[piliage]

"Dr. Stranglove II: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the CDS", as directed by David Lynch.