When George Bush first was informed about the 9/11 attacks, he was reading a children’s story to second graders. The attacks caught him off guard and interrupted his reading of My Pet Goat, and he sat perplexed as to how he should respond. Ben Bernanke was similarly blinded by the crisis even though lawmakers on capitol hill had on many occasions asked him about the possibility of a housing bubble caused by subprime mortgages. Bernanke had his My Pet Goat moment in 2008, where in a panic, he lowered rates all the way down to zero. At least George had a military that he could send out to fight for him. Poor Ben’s options were limited, lower rates and print more money, which he did with the same sense of panic and righteous rage. If we can agree that the 0% short term rate put out by the Fed, is not a market rate, then what should it be? At 1%, the real rates are still not positive. An honest rate would have to be well above 1%. Increasing the rate would push up rates on your mortgage and car loans, but it would also allow you to not lose money in real terms by placing it in the bank. The Fed reduces borrowing costs, but only by screwing savers and investors. Again we see the bailout mentality of having the righteous pay for the wicked’s sins.
Using the Birinyi technical methodology of market "extrapolation", and recreating our "analysis" from last week, we observe that following the micro dip observed yesterday (which happened to be the second largest since late November), the S&P is on track to surpass its all time highs right on schedule: June 27, 2011, or in 93 trading days. This should be just around the time when QE2 ends, and passes the baton to QE3, as neither the unemployment situation, nor the housing double dip will have improved by then. And in the unlikely case that the Fed does not resume QEeasing, the plan seems to be to get the market to its new all time high at the moment when the rug is pulled from underneath it.
Last August, Anthony Ward's Amajaro fund tried, and failed, to corner the cocoa market. He may have been half a year early, as the country may soon let cocoa speculators (at least those on the long side) finally enjoy their day in the sun. After an ongoing political crisis has left the country with two presidents, neither of which is willing to abdicate power peacefully, and technically bankrupt the latest development is the logical: a countrywide bank run. The Globe and Mail reports that the world's largest exporter of cocoa, which has now effectively been isolated by the global banking system, following its technical default on $2.3 billion in bonds, is seeing bank after bank shut down as residents are scrambling to withdraw whatever money is available in the financial system. "A third bank shut its doors Wednesday amid a political crisis in
Ivory Coast, as residents in the commercial hub lined up at banks to try
to withdraw their savings amid rumours of a cash shortage. British
bank Standard Chartered confirmed in an e-mail Wednesday that it had
suspended its operations in Ivory Coast, joining two other banks, BICICI
and Citibank, and the regional stock exchange. Hundreds of people marched from one bank to the next in downtown Abidjan
Wednesday afternoon, trying to find a working bank machine." Well, not really a bank run. More like a bank march. However, unlike Egypt, we don't anticipate the government (one of the two), to start flying in hundreds of millions in currency to placate the mob.
Tensions in the Middle East is once again heating up. Following earlier reports that Israel would not take too kindly to Iranian warships passing through the Suez Canal, the WSJ now reports that Iran has likely resumed nuclear-research work. "A new classified US intelligence assessment concludes that, even as Iran enriches more uranium, there is an increasingly heated debate within its regime over whether to move towards building nuclear weapons, suggesting international economic sanctions may be sowing serious divisions." Does this mean it is time for a new revision and more lethal version of Stuxnet to be released? How much of this report is based on fabricated data is unknown, although judging by how well it worked last time around there was a full scale US incursion, we will likely find out soon enough (or eventually). As to whether Israel is actually willing to take the risk and actually initiate a military offensive against Iran, and, indirectly, against Egypt's military coup government, we will likely find out tonight when the ships are actually expected to cross the canal.
RANsquawk Market Wrap Up - Stocks, Bonds, FX etc. – 16/02/11
How Allstate Used Sampling To Confirm JPMorgan/WaMu Lied About Virtually Everything When Selling MortgagesSubmitted by Tyler Durden on 02/16/2011 16:15 -0400
A month ago, we wrote an article titled: "How Allstate Used Sampling To Confirm BofA/Countrywide Lied About Virtually Everything When Selling Mortgages" in which we described how the insurance company used sampling to confirm that Bank of America had misrepresented virtually every metric when selling mortgages: everything from loan LTV, to percentage of owner-occupied properties. The differentials in some cases were as large as 50%. Today, Allstate, again under the guidance of Quinn Emmanuel, has used the same technique to determine that JPM and WaMu are guilty of precisely the same criminal misrepresentation in its prospectuses when selling tens of thousands of loans. And once again, this will most certainly lead to absolutely nothing. The reason? Just read Matt Taibbi's Rolling Stone piece on why when it comes to crime, Wall Street has a limitless "get out of jail" card. The alternative is a domino-like fall out that would likely see most if not all Wall Street executives actually having to lose sleep over the possibility of jail time (which would also take down every single externally regulating and SRO organization created to "police" the greatest scam in history). And that, as the FCIC has determined, will never happen until the market is in an uptrend. What happens after the next (and final, unless intelligent and wealth extraterrestrial life is discovered, willing to bail out the entire world which has gone all in the ponzi recreation quest) crash is a different story.
On labor: "Overall, meeting participants continued to express disappointment in both the pace and the unevenness of the improvements in labor markets and noted that they would monitor labor market developments closely."
On the stock market as the economy: "Conditions in financial markets improved somewhat further over the intermeeting period. Broad equity prices rose, adding to their substantial gains since the middle of 2010."
On the wrong interpretation of the steep yield curve: "Some participants noted that a steep yield curve is a typical feature of an economy in recovery, and that much of the steepening appeared to have occurred in response to stronger-than-expected economic data."
On the surge in commodity prices: "Regarding risks to the inflation outlook, some participants noted that increases in energy and other commodity prices as well as in the prices of imported goods from EMEs posed upside risks."
On ending QE2: "A few members noted that additional data pointing to a sufficiently strong recovery could make it appropriate to consider reducing the pace or overall size of the purchase program. However, others pointed out that it was unlikely that the outlook would change by enough to substantiate any adjustments to the program before its completion."
On the head of the Plunge Protection Team: "By unanimous vote, Brian Sack was selected to serve at the pleasure of the Committee as Manager, System Open Market Account, on the understanding that his selection was subject to being satisfactory to the Federal Reserve Bank of New York."
On Fed monetary policy-driven revolutions in Tunisia, Egypt, Algeria, Morocco, Libya, Bahrain, Yemen, and Iran: "..."
The Federal Reserve's stated goal is to create modest inflation. Unfortunately they don't grasp the difference between speculative inflation and organic inflation. The Fed's official goals are to stabilize prices and maintain employment, and its de facto policy to achieve these lofty, high-minded goals is to divert huge sums of the national income to the insolvent banking sector. The Fed also seeks to bail out the insolvent debt machine by generating some nice solid inflation, to boost the impaired assets held by banks. In other words, the Fed is specifically seeking to create asset inflation, which will eventually enable the banks to appear marginally solvent as their real estate and other assets rise in value.
Goldman Reinforces The Bass-Grice Japan Inflation Thesis: Issues 6th Top Trade Of 2011 - Buy 5 Year JPY Inflation SwapsSubmitted by Tyler Durden on 02/16/2011 13:43 -0400
The two most prominent defenders of the Japan-inflation theme, Dylan Grice and Kyle Bass, have just gotten a key reinforcement:Goldman Sachs. Last night, Goldman released its much anticipated 6th trade, to its roster of top trades for 2011. It just happens to be a bet on Japanese inflation. Which, however, begs the question - is this one of those trades where Goldman is, naturally, on the other side and is selling Japan inflation to clients. If the performance of the Squid's Top 10 trades for 2010 is any indication, we would be very cautious, although the fundamentals presented previously by Grice and Bass certainly present a very convincing case for why Tokyo may soon have no choice but go schizo with money printing (all over again), only this time with the gusto previously exhibited only by such monetary madmen as von Havenstein, Gono, Mugabe and, naturally, von Bernankestein.
Once again China shows how it's done. Instead of continuing to issue it vastly manipulated national property price index, the Chinese statistics agency has simply decided to stop publishing this highly regarded (if completely irrelevant) metric. From the WSJ: "China's statistics agency said it will stop publishing the country's much-watched official index of national property prices." The reason: even armed with Moody's GIGO spreadsheets to "calculate" the data and provide "output", the country was unable to mask the surge in property prices, resulting in a build up of popular anger. Alas, this move which is nothing but an act of massive condescension, and is supposed to get unpleasant data "out of sight and out of mind", will achieve precisely the opposite, as one billion Chinese know too well just how rapidly surging Chinese inflation is first hand.
RANsquawk US Afternoon Briefing - Stocks, Bonds, FX etc. – 16/02/11
Kermit was earlier on CNBC, killing microphones with 20,000Hz+ chirping, delivering a presentation on the merits of using rulers as a market extrapolation tool. And in case anyone is not convinced to whip our their own (ruler) and see just how the S&P is expected to hit 2,853 or some ballpark number by September 14, 2013 (precisely), here is how he got that number: you take the recent surge in the S&P driven by Bernanke's and the HFT's no volume melt up market levitation and apply a straight line to it. Any questions?
This may be a highly distasteful proposition, but just for a moment, I want you to sit back, and imagine that you are a member of the corporate banking elite. You are a walking talking disease ridden power mad pustule who naively believes himself intellectually superior to the vast majority of humanity and above the inherent laws of conscience, honor, and general good taste. You are a villain in the purest sense, in that you not only do great harm to the world, you actually SEEK to do great harm to the world, if only to benefit yourself and your exclusive circle of “friends”; a clan of degenerate blood thirsty sociopaths with delusions of omnipotence that stalk the night like Armani wearing Chupacabra exsanguinating the joy from poor unsuspecting cultures. You are capable of anything, and sadly, you take “pride” in this fact…The issue is, how do you convince the general public that all is well until you are ready to unleash hyperinflation and fiscal Armageddon? How do you make them believe with all their hearts that they are not in the midst of a debt meltdown and the end of their financial sovereignty, but basking in a full-on economic recovery?! Here is a step by step guide to fabricating an economic recovery out of thin air….