Swissy Plummets On Rumor Swiss Banks To Charge For CHF Deposits (Update: SNB Denies)

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Fri, 08/26/2011 - 10:54 | 1604185 unky
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People will soon realize that the swiss franc is just another paper currency. THen they will also flock into gold

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 10:59 | 1604223 Pladizow
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Whether it be Swiss Cheese, Swiss Francs or any other Fiat paper currency, they are all riddled with holes.

"The FEd will elevate gold ownership from intelligent diversification to practical necessity." - John Embry

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:08 | 1604271 mkkby
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This article is about raising the price of holding a certain asset they want to manipulate.  You think that can't happen with gold?

They can raise the taxes very high.  They can make it illegal to own and trade.  They can raise storage costs or refuse to store it.  They can tax buying and selling with dealers.

All of these things can crater the price at any time.  I have no position.  I'm just saying protect yourself from this relentless hype.  You won't be allowed to pay off your house with a gold coin.  And they won't let the price undermine their determination to keep the ponzi going.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:13 | 1604276 unky
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Thats why you hold your gold in different jurisdictions. Plus, you can always move your Gold where free trade is welcomed such as Singapoore or HK.

If you live in europe you might very quick move your gold into switzerland or Luxemburg or Liechtenstein or where ever you prefer, when rumors of confiscation or taxation of Gold come to world.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:12 | 1604290 nope-1004
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All of that assumes there is an alternative option and viable medium of exchange if and when your predictions occur.  What if there isn't?  Will you pay off your house with buttons?  Coffee beans?  LOL.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:14 | 1604294 Pladizow
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These are simply all scare tactics that Wall Street and Washington hope I place any creedence in - which I do not.

Perhaps you can tell me what Wall Street product I should buy?

You mention "relentless hype" - how many magazines, newspapers, TV stations, internat sites, radio shows or any other form of mass media propoganda have been dedicated to pushing gold as opposed to Wall Street products over the last 50 years?

ALL ponzi's end!

Sat, 08/27/2011 - 01:10 | 1606793 ramirez
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I have a few headphone pairs with gold-coated jacks and gold-coated watch. I can't sleep what would happen if the "make it illegal to own and trade". I could never listen to music neither know what time is it anymore :) Nor would I be able to get rid of these accessories to avoid being prosecuted :P

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:02 | 1604250 Sudden Debt
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It's just a way to fund their dying banks to.

First they set up the trap, lured the money in AND NOW IT'S PAYDAY BITCHEZ!

The account holders can withdraw their money back to their country off course for the small fee of 4% ON THE TOTAL SUM!

And for those who don't agree, can always complain at the tax collectors in their own country explaining that they fled with their money to Swiss to avoid taxes and don't like it anymore.



Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:07 | 1604266 unky
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Germany did some new agreement with switzerland recently whereby the swiss  banks would collect the taxes and then send them to the german government. However they would send all the taxes collected at once, so its anonymouly and the german government wont see who has how much money there.

I call bullshit. Maybe next year we will see new, stricter laws. Why I should bother with all of this uncertainty when I can just hold the physical gold.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:39 | 1604417 smore
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Britain too.  Plenty of time for deposits to end up in gold.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:35 | 1604388 Nothing To See Here
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"People will soon realize that the swiss franc is just another paper currency. THen they will also flock into gold"

Technically, the problem with paper currencies is not that they're made of paper, it's that they are not backed by gold in order to prevent the free printing. But say that the Swiss franc is not printed and its supply is stable, it would be (almost) as good as gold. But since all the other currencies are managed by madmen, investors flee to the only currency which is soundly managed and it causes imbalances which are unfair to the country who correctly managed its currency.

Same happens with the economy overall. Countries with better regulatory environments get the most business and investsments, but they suffer the most because of this when it all crashes because of the actions of madmen in other countries.

Sorry for the lecture, had a few thoughts which I wanted to write about...

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 10:55 | 1604200 Debugas
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holding physical gold costs me less than 0.5% p.a.

why would i want to pay for electronic deposit in constantly devalued fiat currency ?

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 10:56 | 1604202 unky
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I hope you dont hold it in a vault in the U.S. ;- )

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 10:57 | 1604205 Irish66
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"will take the market the usual several hours"

What the hell are they zombies

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:00 | 1604233 unky
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Actually the market could have figured this out years ago  that treasuries or the swiss franc or whatever are all just paper.

But the market is stupid. First the U.S. gets downgraded and some individual investors might think they dont want to stay in treasuries anylonger, but rather buy swiss francs. Then we see headlines like today and people think: Hmm, might buy something else. A smart person would realize immediatly that all of this is just paper and only the physical gold (or silver) cant be devalued by governments.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:25 | 1604330 Bullionaire
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Negative JPM:SILVER ratio watch - Day 25.


Suck on THAT, Blythe.



Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:52 | 1604477 mkkby
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"only the physical gold (or silver) cant be devalued by governments"

The hell it can't.  They can tax it, or make it expensive to store or trade.  They can make it illiegal to trade.  The only safety in gold is in your mind.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:05 | 1604261 alien-IQ
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Hence, the first rule of Zombieland: Cardio.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 10:57 | 1604207 Magnum
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It is not possible for Americans to open an account in Switzerland due to FATCA, and the UBS lawsuit settlement widely seen as unfair, and pissed off the Swiss to no end.  Swiss banks absolutely will not open any account for an American citizen.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:04 | 1604256 alien-IQ
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Dual Citizenship = Problem solved.

(and it doesn't have to be Swiss citizenship)

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:17 | 1604304 trader1
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that's not true.  if you live over here and/or work here, then you can get an account

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:22 | 1604321 Magnum
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Check your facts.  Swiss banks all have a policy: NO AMERICANS CAN OPEN AN ACCOUNT.  Not $10,000 not $10M.  The answer is NO.  I was in Switzerland within the very recent past.  In person I spoke to every bank and none of them will open an account for an American.  zzzzzzzzzz.

Regarding "dual citizenship" this is extremely complicated and not a reasonable solution with all due respect.  

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 12:50 | 1604690 trader1
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i re-raise you and ask you to check your facts again.  

to open a swiss bank account as an american, you simply need to have a work permit or a residence permit for switzerland.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 15:06 | 1605180 zoogle
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I can also confirm this. First question that they started with during the opening process once they heard my non British accent at one bank. This  was NOT followed with "unless you have a work or residency permit". At another bank the same question was asked with alarm in the secreteries voice as if having American citizenship is like the plague.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 16:26 | 1605514 trader1
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Did you show the bank rep your work or residency permit for Switzerland?


Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:29 | 1604351 JJSF
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I can confirm this. Even as a corporation if there is a US beneficial owner you will still be denied. There are other countries where this is happening as well. There will come a day where american assets overseas will just be readily handed over to the US gov in swap deals.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:43 | 1604444 alien-IQ
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which begs the question: what's the point of being an american citizen?

to say you belong to the club with the most guns?

not too compelling an argument.

or to quote Woody Allen/Grouch Marx/Sigmund Freud: "I would never want to belong to a club that would have someone like me as a member"

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 13:55 | 1604885 Debugas
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what's the point of being an american citizen?


if you have a job your salary is still well above the rest of the most of the world.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 14:39 | 1605072 GFKjunior
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An expensive option for most but an invaluable asset is a second citizenship. Several countries offer a pay-for-residency program. I only know about the Saint Kitts and Nevis program but for 200,000 to 350,000 you get a fully legal second passport with visa free access to tons of countries including the European Union and Canada.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 10:57 | 1604209 RobotTrader
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Speaking of gold, why can't UXG get a bid?  Rod McEwen must be steaming.  I've been sitting on that dog for 2 years and it simply will not move.

Meanwhile, Tiffanys is getting all the love today.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:01 | 1604239 alien-IQ
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sycophantic whore.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:09 | 1604272 nope-1004
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What is UXG?  Who is Rod Mcewan?

I think u mentioned gold Robo.... are your references eluding to the large stack of physical gold and silver I have stashed in my basement?

It's not steaming.  It's not looking for a bid.  And it's not having its deposit rates rise anytime soon.

Get a grip dude.  You're totally a paper shill.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:56 | 1604494 mkkby
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If they raise the taxes or make it illegal for dealers to trade with consumers, your basement stash will be worth a lot less.

I suggest people stop deluding themselves.  You should not be 100% in PMs.  They can change the rules any time.  They won't let you pay off your mortgage with one coin, and they won't let the price rise to where it defeats their determination to keep the ponzi going.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:11 | 1604285 tmosley
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lol, you've been in a gold stock for two years?

No wonder you keep insulting Gentleman Jim and Co.  You are pissed off that they are making lots of fiatscos on physical metals while you just lose, lose, lose on paper crap.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:20 | 1604316 lieutenantjohnchard
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you didn't hear his most recent bray? why, by golly, all this time he's been buying gold bullion, he said (lied). brayed that he's been making money via bullion hand over fist, thank you very much. riiiiiiiiiiiiight! makes sense to me. buy something, and then trash it to high heaven.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 14:34 | 1605045 tmosley
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Reminds me of our resident eugenicist and high priest of death worship, who owns silver, but constantly talks it down like he's fucking George Soros or something.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:31 | 1604360 snowball777
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Because you're a moron, Robo. Keep holding that purse...I mean bag.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 10:59 | 1604210 swissaustrian
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Coordinated action by the FED and the SNB to devalue the CHF right after Bernankes speech.

Benny met Phillipp at the BIS and leaked his speech to him, so the SNB could intervene on the "NO-QE3-yet"-news triggering a short squeeze.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 10:57 | 1604213 Apostle of Unknown
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They know the amount of Eastern European loans denominated in Swiss Francs. An expensive CHF makes those loans more risky.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 10:58 | 1604215 lieutenantjohnchard
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from the swiss point of view i like the idea. it helps protect domestic exports in a dog eat dog world of currency debasement, and serves notice that there's a cost for protection if you want it.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 10:58 | 1604218 SheepDog-One
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DOW up +100 from down -100 in minutes? Totaly broken.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:01 | 1604238 --Freedom--
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Now back down to -15, what a fucking farce. NASDAQ was up 1.6 percent at one point, now dropping again.

By the way, nice call on no qe for the last few weeks.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:02 | 1604243 SheepDog-One
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Thanks! Now we'll see what the manic depressive market robots do with it.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:18 | 1604306 gmrpeabody
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Hedges and their stops wipsawwed to the max. This can be painful.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:24 | 1604326 HAL 9000
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Has the mission been completed? You know that I have the greatest enthusiasm for it.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:20 | 1604313 TradingJoe
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Algo bulls must be totally and utterly in full desperation mode! They night know what's coming, eh?! Volume is minimal to non existent, a perfect time to scalp a little more before it's lights out! Watch the action in the VIX/VXX calls they tell you what's coming! I don't trust this fake ramp at all!

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 10:59 | 1604227 Tense INDIAN
Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:00 | 1604230 alien-IQ
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a rumor which has conveniently put the brakes on the EUR/USD decline.

What were the odds huh?

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:00 | 1604231 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Yeah, but unlike fiat and stock certificates, you can't burn gold to keep warm in the coming winter of discontent.

Fri, 08/26/2011 - 11:03 | 1604253 unky
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But you can put it in your tooth. Or wear it as jewlery as so many indians and pakistani women do arround here ;- )

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