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There's Your Official Warning From The Fed

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Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:33 | 1883481 Mongo
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Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:38 | 1883516 knukles
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By the way, who the Fuck is Rosengrins or whatever?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:42 | 1883543 redpill
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Boston Fed Chump, I mean President.

This little tidbit was all the momo markets needed to go green for the day.  What a joke.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:45 | 1883560 camaro68ss
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Awwwww tu ut uhhhhhh, cant....stop..... the .....jizzing......its all so bullishhhhhh aawwwwww

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:56 | 1883606 BaBaBouy
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Rozengreen, Greenpand, Gliethner, The Bummah ...


I have more confidence In The Captain... Bill Shatner ...

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:07 | 1883657 Upswaller
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I thought Rosengreen and Gildenstern were dead.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:45 | 1883850 JPM Hater001
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I get the joke...thought about posting it myself...but most here are not going to appreciate it.

Game and Match...

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:18 | 1884015 Charles Martel
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Only this time it's not just something in Denmark that's rotten.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:43 | 1884182 JPM Hater001
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Well played now take this letter back to the king of France for me would you please.  You will be greatly rewarded...

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:57 | 1884261 Manthong
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I knew there had to be a valid correlation somewhere..  S&P goes up for 92 days.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:37 | 1884591 Charles Martel
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Will do.  Just don't ask me to deliver a letter to the King of England.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:46 | 1883569 reading
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Just need a little juice to keep this flowing until Santa Claus can take over.  Oh it's coming, never ending spewing of the forthcoming santa claus rally will be happening in 5, 4, 3....

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:43 | 1883546 Lux Fiat
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Thought the same thing.  http://www.federalreserve.gov/aboutthefed/bios/banks/pres01.htm

Looks like someone is being groomed for higher visibility - either to move up, or to take the blame.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:48 | 1883554 SheepDog-One
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Mr Rosenpenis. Partner of John Cocktoasten.


Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:26 | 1884061 kulgogi
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Colleague of Dr. Rosen-Rosen.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:45 | 1883563 Divided States ...
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Another jewish academic who thinks they know what the fuck they are doing with the economy? Honestly, why are the majority of the members of the FOMC jews? I dont think the interests of the blacks, asians or hispanic population are represented on this committee, though we got the Big O at the helm.




Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:57 | 1883620 john39
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i don't think the interests of humanity represented by FOMC, including a large percentage of "Jews".

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:31 | 1883777 Börjesson
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Rosengren is a Swedish name, not a Jewish one.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:49 | 1883866 grey7beard
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>> Rosengren is a Swedish name

Do not get in the way of Jew bashing if you know what's good for you.  Understand where you are. ZH is great, but the peanut gallery is flush with people who hate people. 

Thu, 11/17/2011 - 00:27 | 1885747 Prairie Fire
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Thank you for that.

I agree, ZH is great. It's the pussies above and below that are the problem.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 22:05 | 1885461 dolph9
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Just another Jew.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 17:25 | 1884498 arizona11912
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Euro bonds are coming soon. I've been waiting for them for two years. I'm actually impressed the ECB held it together this long without the Euro bond system in place.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 20:11 | 1885232 doggings
Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:33 | 1883486 The trend is yo...
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They will save us. the s&p will be positive in about 5 min.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:43 | 1883550 radwon
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5 minutes. Right. It took 10. Try again next time.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:49 | 1883585 Chuck Walla
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CBO Director Doug Elmendorf admitted to Senator Sessions that in the long run the stimulus will shrink the economy.  He testified at a  Senate Budget Committee hearing that the stimulus will indeed “be a drag on GDP” over the next ten years.  Any diligent student of history already knew that, but now we have the “gold standard” of budget and economic scoring to affirm that self-evident truth.  Nevertheless, fear not, the stimulus will have a stimulating effect in the short-term.  That’s why we are enjoying a robust annual average GDP growth of…..1.4%.


We have met the enemy and it is us...

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:33 | 1883488 Irish66
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o no

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:02 | 1883640 Sancho Ponzi
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They'd (The Fed) better not be using my tax dollars to purchase Greek, Italian, Portuguese and French bonds. How far removed from 'No Taxation Without Representation' can you get?

These sociopaths should be thrown out of office and ruled ineligible for re-hire, forevah.


Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:19 | 1883718 youngman
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They are....and they will buy more....and you will never be told...

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:34 | 1883494 101 years and c...
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what crisis?  S&P still at 1250.  oil over $100.  we have crisis at 900 (or the fed likes to think so).

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:49 | 1883582 SheepDog-One
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You mean crisis at oil = $900? 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:35 | 1883501 M.B. Drapier
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So who steps in: aliens?

Surely 'German taxpayers' is the intended correct answer?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:44 | 1883553 Dr. No
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Almost correct.  "all taxpayers" is the correct answer.  If the central banks sit by and do nothing, be assured the politicians will open the checkbook.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 16:42 | 1884173 trembo slice
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haha, all the central bank needs is a little cooperation from the "working class."

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:18 | 1883716 Charles Martel
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Washing dishes, cutting lawns, bailing out Europe - is there anything those illegal Mexican aliens can't do?

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:24 | 1883744 Zero Debt
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We come in peace. Take us to your bond markets.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:37 | 1883798 Stochdoc
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Zombies will save us.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:36 | 1883502 Aunty Christ
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Rosengren is in the same la-la camp as that fucktard Evans...we should reduce their salaries to the national average and see how they enjoy the "deflation" they claim to see...

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:36 | 1883503 knukles
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Martians.  The Martians are coming.
Krugman was Right.

QE infinitymotherfucker


One laser blast of by land, two neutron bombs if by sea.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:48 | 1883578 fuu
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Don't shoot till you see the whites of...umm...their ahhh...hmm.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:21 | 1883726 youngman
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Look at Drudge today...some Russian lady had one in her Freezer for two years......lol

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:26 | 1883752 CoyoteBlue
Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:24 | 1883742 Mugatu
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I keep telling everyone that the Martians have expressed interest in investing in the EFSF - so buy the rumor! 

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:36 | 1883507 YesWeKahn
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These FED officials must have bought stocks at the high of Nasdaq bubble and bought houses during the housing bubble. They want to cash out.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:36 | 1883509 Mae Kadoodie
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Banks?  They'll need tanks.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:37 | 1883510 El Viejo
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Aliens are waiting for this to end so they can take over the empty planet. Cue Bonzai7

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:10 | 1883674 sabra1
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you're close! this planet is actually a farm, and we're all bred as a food source! we come in low fat, high fat, white meat, dark meat! just add human helper, simmer, and enjoy!!!!

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 14:37 | 1883515 topshelfstuff
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"""""""""""""""So who steps in: aliens?"""""""""""""""""


you'd be surprised to find out just how many are actually expecting this, no kiddin

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:14 | 1883696 redpill
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If Krugman says it in the NYT, it must be true.

Wed, 11/16/2011 - 15:25 | 1883748 Zero Debt
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They don't manage expectations for nothing

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