Cramer's TheStreet On Imploding FMCN From 8 Hours Ago: "Upgrading From Hold To Buy"

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Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:01 | 1899507 transaccountin
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isn't this site related to cramer ?

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:03 | 1899516 Tyler Durden
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Not at all. But we are more than happy to serve as content hosts for any Google Adsense advertising clients. Whoever they may be.

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:12 | 1899570 Jay Gould Esq.
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Memo to Cramer:

1)Post-it note


3)Adhere to forehead/Appear on-air

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:17 | 1899598 redpill
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All I can say is...



Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:58 | 1899801 pupton
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Is my memory incorrect of did Cramer make the same call on Bear Sterns? 

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 16:10 | 1899837 CPL
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and MF Global...and pretty much every Solar company on the planet.


There just aren't enough shoes to throw at the TV...

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 16:21 | 1899872 knukles
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Not to worry.  Pleanty more shoes to lift when Snarko get our collective asses in Iran.

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 16:28 | 1899898 johngaltfla
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And BAC, and ___________________ (fill in the name of the crater here).....

Epic TD, Epic.

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 19:08 | 1900580 Pitchman
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Netflicks was classic

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:27 | 1899645 Nascent_Variable
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Someone should investigate Cramer for insider trading.  These calls are way too bad to be the product of playing by the rules.  He must be getting his terrible, inaccurate information through illicit means.

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:35 | 1899697 maxcody
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bogus info - Bidu only Chinese stock cramer has approved in 6 or more months.

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:35 | 1899698 maxcody
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bogus info - Bidu only Chinese stock cramer has approved in 6 or more months.

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:42 | 1899738 AccreditedEYE
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Cramer is a paid shill for The Squid and Fidelity's trading desk. His only real talent is throwing on-air temper tantrums when the Fed wont act fast enough to stop the natural business cycle from occuring.

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:49 | 1899773 High Plains Drifter
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he pumps and dumps.  he always has done this.   before he was on cnbc he used to use them to help him. now that he is there, he is doing the same thing......he should be in prison.....

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 16:05 | 1899826 Crawdaddy
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HPD - my thoughts exactly. When I first saw the Street "buy" and Muddy Waters "strong sell", I figured it was a set up and the Street call was just a Cramer Inc. smoke screen. With no soul to weigh him down, it means nothing to Cramer that he appears as a fool on the Street or CNBS. Especially when Cramer and his insider pals are making bank with shorts on FMNC. Cramer and gang are all criminals and should be in PTITA prison.

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 20:43 | 1900846 Vampyroteuthis ...
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he pumps and dumps.  he always has done this.

Anyone who listens to Cramer the Clown should lose their money. Suckers!!

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:27 | 1899647 FL_Conservative
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That's why Cramer should note his picks in pencil. An absolute classic!!

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:15 | 1899585 kito
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is the catholic church related to atheism?

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:20 | 1899616 disabledvet
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What google's "adsense"? That's not one of those "we're the media and we're targeting you" things is it?

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 07:16 | 1901811 Tompooz
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No, it is one of those "we've dishonoured our cheque to you, because we in our infinite wisdom accuse you of clickfraud--and that is final" things.  

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:34 | 1899680 SofaPapa
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I can't decide if I find it hilarious or disturbing when I read articles like this one right next to the advertising from Cramer himself.  Surreal for sure.

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 17:25 | 1900102 koperniuk666
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Wot ads?

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:38 | 1899713 writingsonthewall
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I don't get the Cramer connection.

I only came to this story because it had Cramer in the title.



You must give the people what they want Tyler.


Cramer, Cramer, Cramer.....watchyagonnabuynow?


I feel like I've been duped - I want my clicks back

Tue, 11/22/2011 - 00:45 | 1901456 Reform1776
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If Creamer's ads here are pay per click and everyone here clicks on them a few dozen times, does that help ZH and also cause TheStreet to get a bigger advertising bill?

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:04 | 1899525 CvlDobd
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Read the headline son.

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:06 | 1899530 transaccountin
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sorry but i swear the original title didnt have cramer written; that or i need to stop drinking

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:06 | 1899531 GeneMarchbanks
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Tyler bring back the arithmetic question so CNBC employees can't post here anymore.

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:34 | 1899661 Zero Govt
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no don't please Tyler, always took me 5 attempts even with a calculator to answer the maths questions!

far better just keep spreading the truth, acts like sunlight on Vampires to scare away the CNBC critters

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:56 | 1899789 mayhem_korner
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the maths questions


If they put an engrish captcha, you're toast.

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 16:57 | 1899979 Pool Shark
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Kinda reminds me of this old Frank & Ernest cartoon:

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 21:07 | 1900908 lotsoffun
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i had to post a letter recently to cincinnati - (ouch)  i thanked the young lady that cincinnati wasn't in mississippi.

and then again - there's chrysamthemeum.  (or something like that)



Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:41 | 1899730 BandGap
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That makes my #1 comment of the day!

Is there any more proof that we are experiencing a rip in space-time such that we have entered, and now populate, the mirror image of what we once knew as "earth"?

Up is down, buy is sell, debt is equity. 

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 21:53 | 1901002 Josephus
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Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:02 | 1899508 GeneMarchbanks
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Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:02 | 1899509 ZeroPoint
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Does any of this sell-side cheerleading bullshit actually generate any dumb-money sales?

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:02 | 1899510 Archimedes Leve...
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First one bitches!!!!



ROFLMAO about fmcn



edit - my mouse wasn't fast enough dammit!!!

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:19 | 1899607 Cone of Uncertainty
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The EPICness of your failure is HUGE!!!

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:33 | 1899673 Archimedes Leve...
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cmon, the comments were empty when I typed - fuck my apple too!

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 16:22 | 1899876 Abitdodgie
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You see people that own a mac don't really know what they want thats why the Mac does the thinking for you , and it new that you should not post first problem solved.

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:39 | 1899721 CPL
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Good try quick draw, better luck next time.  There are people watching the new content like hawks.

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:03 | 1899513 macfly
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That is absolutely genius, I needed a good giggle this morning!!  :-D

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:03 | 1899514 Stoploss
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Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:03 | 1899515 bigwavedave
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No hat tip for me?

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:07 | 1899535 Tyler Durden
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hat tip +1

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:13 | 1899580 bigwavedave
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if you follow me on twitter you would have been even earlier :D im going to stomach cnbc today just to see cramer squirm. lol

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:03 | 1899517 sabra1
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do they manufacture teleprompters? well, do they?

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 16:30 | 1899906 Rakshas
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.....thinking maybe he had a Burgundy moment are you??


Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:03 | 1899522 LouisHill
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Thanks Tyler  That is really funny.  Hoisted on own petard, er maybe should be retard.

Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:04 | 1899523 GhostTrader
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Mon, 11/21/2011 - 15:04 | 1899524 electricgorilla
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The Street should be a candidate for the top story on

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