Is A Thunderous Flock Of Black Swans Imminent, Or The "Price Stability" Redux

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Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:11 | 1576693 snowball777
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Nessie, bitchez!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:13 | 1576701 Stumpy
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Yep, same thing here!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 10:05 | 1576949 Pladizow
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"You can ignore reality, but you cant ignore the consequences of ignoring reality" - Ayn Rand

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 10:16 | 1576987 nodhannum
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And I can't ignore your avatar...makes me feel like a young child or teenager!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 10:39 | 1577162 Raymond Reason
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Chavez, bitchez. 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 10:39 | 1577170 falak pema
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Its called a weiner moment. Or corn dog if you prefer.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:34 | 1576797 Stax Edwards
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Clever.  I agree ;)

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:57 | 1576923 TruthInSunshine
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+++

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 10:05 | 1576947 TheFourthStooge-ing
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+ about tree fiddy

 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 12:30 | 1577793 Pain Train
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For the record (and I'm not hatin' but the distinction is important), a black swan is an UNFORSEEN event with tremendous effects. It is NOT simply a big, bad event. It's being misused a bit on this site.

 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 14:28 | 1578302 faustian bargain
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Just because we see it here, doesn't mean everyone else in the world does as well.

After all, who are we? Me personally, I'm nobody. If I am made aware of some upcoming event, and can deal with it, sure it's not a black swan to me; but that won't prevent the country from collapsing if it's a big enough event.

The color of the swan is dependent on the awareness of the viewer.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 14:41 | 1578360 cartonero
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The color of the swan is dependent on the awareness of the viewer.

Exactly.  What the turkey experiences as a black swan event is entirely expected by the farmer.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:11 | 1576695 BlackholeDivestment
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...just wait for the lone nuke gunman from space, Krugman. That's gonna be the big swan dive.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:28 | 1576778 -Michelle-
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I'm starting to think they know something we don't.  Did you see NASA's latest "report?"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/aug/18/aliens-destroy-humanity-pr...

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 10:16 | 1576986 john39
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who needs an alien invasion (fake or otherwise), when war is just about to break out in the ME?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 14:20 | 1578263 andybev01
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"just about"

 

Where have you been?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:11 | 1576696 Stumpy
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I see the loch Ness monster.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:14 | 1576705 Village Smithy
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Do you really want to trust your savings to a system that is trending like this? This is the best graphic representation of why buy and hold is dead. Now what happens to the multi-billion dollar buy and hold industry? BAC's lay-offs are only the beginning.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 10:40 | 1577177 smlbizman
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there are somethings i know and somethings i don't...can someone use crayons and explain this to me

thanks

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 11:26 | 1577446 Diogenes
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There are storms that happen all the time. There are real bad storms that happen every few years. Then there is "the perfect storm" that only comes along once in a century.

The above graph shows how oftena "perfect storm" happens in the stock market. Notice how at the start, they happen once in a while but lately, all the time. That is because of the efforts by governments to PREVENT them from happening.

To put it another way, if you don't want the pot to boil over you can try strapping the lid down but if you do that without turning off the heat, it will blow anyway and take the whole kitchen with it.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 12:12 | 1577687 smlbizman
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thanks diogenes......

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 12:18 | 1577713 Diogenes
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Slight correction... when I said prevent them from happening, what I should have said was cover them up and pretend nothing was wrong, instead of fixing the problem.

The new banking and stock market laws enacted in the thirties actually worked, until they were abandoned. Now the idea seems to be lie and deny, extend and pretend and everything will be OK.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 11:26 | 1577454 Diogenes
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There are storms that happen all the time. There are real bad storms that happen every few years. Then there is "the perfect storm" that only comes along once in a century.

The above graph shows how oftena "perfect storm" happens in the stock market. Notice how at the start, they happen once in a while but lately, all the time. That is because of the efforts by governments to PREVENT them from happening.

To put it another way, if you don't want the pot to boil over you can try strapping the lid down but if you do that without turning off the heat, it will blow anyway and take the whole kitchen with it.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:14 | 1576706 ZackLo
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Did you guys hear the news???!?!  HP is giving up it's computer business up to strictly dedicate it's time to printing for the FED! Now that's what I call sustainability!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:14 | 1576707 H. Perowne
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"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it."

-Upton Sinclair

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:53 | 1576903 Raymond Reason
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Indeed.  One of the greatest un-understood truths of all time. 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:14 | 1576709 Calls and Putz
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All those derivatives never elimanted risk, they merely postponed it.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:25 | 1576762 firstdivision
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They also amplified the risks, along with shifting the risk from firm risk to systemic risk. MAD, the risk manamgement kind.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:30 | 1576784 Oh regional Indian
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Excellent points, yours and Putz's above. 

This is sympathetic resonance of the bridge busting kind. And it's just begun.

Vivek

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 11:56 | 1577611 LawsofPhysics
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Yep.  We will all be farmers shortly.  Glad I am hedged accordingly.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:40 | 1576826 Nascent_Variable
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Not only have the banksters destabilized the markets by printing FRN bandaids for bulletwounds in the economy, they've ensured that the inevitable bust will result in nuclear fallout when the "invest rich quick" derivatives market implodes.

I just hope they have the common decency to jump off their roofs this time.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:47 | 1576873 Byte Me
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Postpone -- check

Amplify -- check

Morph risk -- check

But remember, nice fees were charged for quid-pro-quos, parasitic draining of capital enacted as an undeclared tax upon productive economies. This is necessary for a few MOTUs to award really fat bonuses to a chosen few.

So nothing changes then.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:14 | 1576710 snowball777
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A154OavghI

"If you act, as you think..."

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:18 | 1576728 Version 7
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"...that's called seriousness."

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:27 | 1576772 JW n FL
Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:15 | 1576711 HellFish
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So this would be worse than a black swan - a Black Loch Ness Monster?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:31 | 1576788 Oh regional Indian
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Actually we can call it the Black Lot Less Monster.

After it's done, you'll be worth a Lot Less.

;-)

Vivek

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:34 | 1576796 JW n FL
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http://www.presstv.ir/detail/194602.html

The first shipment of Iranian crude oil has been sold on Iran's international oil bourse on the Persian Gulf island of Kish, an Iranian official says.

Mohammad Reza Khajenasiri, the chief supervisor of bourses and markets in Iran's Bourse Organization, said that a shipment of 500,000 barrels of heavy crude oil were offered at the Kish Commodity Exchange on Thursday and were traded at USD 105.49 per barrel, Mehr News Agency reported.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 10:01 | 1576938 doggings
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I thought they werent selling for USD?

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 10:13 | 1576979 Raymond Reason
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Yes, I thought that was the whole point.  It could be that they are reporting the story in dollar equivalents as disrespect. 

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 11:17 | 1577309 JW n FL
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http://www.presstv.ir/detail/193809.html

 

India has paid around 1.4 Billion US$ to Iran as part payment of its long over dues payments for oil exports thereby ending the long standing impasse in India -Iran oil relations.

India has followed and independent foreign policy and has not succumbed to any kind of pressure from the US on braking trade ties with Iran.

India imports oil worth $12 billion annually from Iran ,but India and Iran relations is not about oil alone.

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You idiots should listen when I speak, instead of runing your fucking ignorant mouths.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 11:27 | 1577457 Bam_Man
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It was actually priced in Qwatloos.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:41 | 1576832 Seer
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A Flying Black Loch Ness Monster!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:15 | 1576712 hugovanderbubble
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The Trigger is Societe Generale.

 

and Italian Generali Ass."-"

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:18 | 1576729 SheepDog-One
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2011: The Shithawks.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:21 | 1576743 ZippyDooDah
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Black Bens' Swan Dive.

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 09:45 | 1576858 Miss Expectations
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This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster.

The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy; he'll service every chicken you've got. No problem."

Well, Randy the rooster is a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it. So, he buys Randy.

The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard, giving the rooster a pep talk...

"Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here and you cost me a lot of money and I'll need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer said with a chuckle.

Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points towards the hen house and Randy took off like a shot ~WHAM~ He nails every hen on there THREE or FOUR times and the farmer is just shocked.

Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down by the lake ~WHAM~ He gets all the geese.

Randy's up in the pigpen. He's in with the cows. Randy is jumping on every animal the farmer owns.

The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't even last the day.

Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day to find Randy in the middle of the yard looking like he is dead from exhaustion.

Buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful animal, shakes his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself."

Randy opens one eye, nods towards the sky and say's, "Shhh. They're getting closer..."

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 10:37 | 1577148 falak pema
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the spirit of dsk lives on...never say die!

Fri, 08/19/2011 - 10:20 | 1577009 Freebird
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( Cough )

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