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Thursday Afternoon Humor: Mike Tyson Vs (or As) Herman Cain
We launch into our traditional Friday afternoon comedy post one day early courtesy of Iron Mike.
h/t Michael
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Pizza Pthursday FTW
Vote for Touch me in the pants Cain for Prez!
good to see mike is still around.
last i knew he said he was going to fade into bolivia.
OP Youtube pulled ("copyright")... try here (for now) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l_DrwtxQ0k
Bramage Review = meh... (but the effort was appreciated)
Original site posting -- not blocked
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ecfd3a85f/herman-cains-campaign-promis...
It takes biting off someones ear to become a serious comedian these days...lol.
Never knew he had such talent; have to see Charlie Sheen roast to gain even more appreciation. Funny man.
And beating a lady..
Coach=ass fucking a kid
bankster=ass fucking the world
@ ,," party/s loves crazy more than it hates black."...
god bless mike tyson. ( regardless if there is or is not a
god or if or if not one would believe in said idea or realization )
and thanks for the patch link/s to all above.
good humour to all !
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSdU3HfknRg
Regards,
Cooter
Seriously, who doesn't love Waylin?
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The music has lots of names; red dirt, americana, outlaw, etc. But it spans 60+ years of music at the extremes and its all damn good because its music that has soul! If you are in/around Texas, you can catch many of the still-alive performers doing live shows because that is what real musicians do for a living and Texans like live music.
For those participating in veterans day tomorrow, thank you for your service, the service of your family, the service of your ancestors, and your support.
Oh, and please pick a CIC this go around that doesn't suck banker balls. Thanks.
Regards,
Cooter
Too right.
Your link wasn't funny, the real link was "decent."
You are correct sir! (+1green) I didn't get to see the original link as it was blocked before. The other post with the original content, which I've now viewed, muchfunnier.
haha...that's what i was going to post...best post fight interview ever
Koch, sorry, Cain is changing the name of his plan from "999" to "69".
We deliver.
Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain
Cain Cain't.
confusing the hell out of me...friday afternoon humour on thursday?
make it pthursday and no confusion anymore.
Muaaaaahahahaaaaahahahahaaaaaaa. Frickin priceless. "Cause the Tea Party loves crazy more than they hate black"
just like you like flash more than brains
"Cause the Tea Party loves crazy more than they hate black"
lol...yeah, hysterical, so far its deaths at;
OWS events...4
TP events...0
Would you like to include sexual assaults in the grand total of "craziness"?
I hear they got a TB outbreak at OWS-ATL...its like totally viral dude, fer sher ;-)
What I don't understand is how the Tea Party can like a candidate who thinks the bailout is necessary, yet doesn't want to regulate Bullshit St. It's almost like they like bailing out bankers.
Not everyone within the TP understands economics as we do here.
Most inherently (Tea Party or not) know bailing out anyone or anything involves discerning whether they put themselves into that position to begin with.
If they did by their own actions...they don't deserve a helping hand...life has consequences. If they were forced its an entirely different matter.
We here at the Hedge know...it was a collaboration of government & IB's who caused the "crisis" to begin with. Call it greed, Rubinomics, lax regulation...whatever you want. The fact remains, no one has gone to jail which is governments responsibility to prosecute if anyone broke "the law".
They didn't. It was the law. No one can be indicted for following the laws as passed down by government.
This is where OWS & TP separate in my view...accountability for the crime(s).
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Edit: For the three assholes who junked me...we now have a new death toll;
OWS events...FIVE
TP...ZERO
(CBS/AP)
BURLINGTON, Vt. — Witnesses say a man shot himself in an encampment of the Occupy Wall Street in Burlington, Vermont.
Police say a 35-year-old man was taken to the hospital where he died. The victim has been identified, but police will not release his name until his family is notified.
Reports from both police and fellow protesters indicated that gunshot was self-inflicted, although it was not clear whether it might have been an accident or a suicide attempt. Burlington Deputy Chief Andi Higbee said the public was not in danger given the circumstances of the shooting.
The shooting was reported around 2 p.m.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57322544/man-dies-in-shooting-at-occupy-burlington/
I'll refrain from the Kent State CS&N anthem...for now...bitchez.
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Edit...Edit:
Warming up the band...is this 4, 5 or 6?...I'm losin count...
KTVU Channel 2
OAKLAND, Calif. —
A man was shot and killed in downtown Oakland near the Occupy encampment in front of City Hall Thursday afternoon.
A KTVU cameraman witnessed the man collapse in front of the Tully's Coffee Shop at 14th Street and Broadway shortly before 5 p.m. KTVU reporter Janine de La Vega was in the area preparing to go live on the air when she said she heard several shots.
Emergency responders tried to resucitate the victim, who was described as an adult male, as he was being lifted into an ambulance.
The victim died shortly after, authorities said."
http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/breaking-news/shooting-injures-one-near-occupy-oakland-encampmen/nFbKP/
Four dead in Ohio...
Crazy. I'll show em crazy.
You wait till Ron Paul is President. Then I'm gonna sit down with an Iranian, slap his wifes ass a few times and smoke a big fat blunt.
When we are done with that we may go back to my house and pollute the back yard with innards of the Zionist nation of Israel... /Sarc off
Tyson doesnt quite pull it off. Eddie Murphy is free now...couldnt they get that crazy black guy?
JPMhater is a bigot, racist, sexist, drug addict that perversely takes pleasure in sexual deviancy and torture
TYPICAL LIBERTARIAN
what wrong with that?
You do get /Sarc off right? Because I mostly give pleasure with my sexual deviance.
Are you kidding? He's a Marxist.
Pull the stick outa yo ass rasta. Ya fuckin newbie.
Shouldn't you be out campaigning for the dicktator who is closing down all your pot clubs? How are you going to have the stamina to hit the phones all day for him if you're SOBER? You wouldn't want to vote for the one person who would legalize it, and has said so on record, now would you, douche. Oh that's right, you really don't want it legalized, so you can continue to make money doing nothing but growing a few plants in a closet.
What? Tyson was perfect. It's Cain that doesn't quite pull it off, unless your talking women's apparel.
Actually funny, but reminds me of how much I hate liberals.
Liberal thought is why we are screwed, regardles of the "it's the fault of both parties" bullshit.
The only reason that Republicans might be at fault is because many of them are FAKE.
Conservatism works. Liberalism sucks.
The Tea Party isn't crazy, it's the only sane group left in this country.
Wow, now that is some deep analysis of the situation. Are you refering to the very same Tea Party that says don't cut my Medicare or SS but cut my taxes.... IOW, I deserve ~$600,000 of entitlements for about 10 cents on the dollar...
Give me some of that deep "conservative" thought... Let me guess, are you going to say "Greed is Good" or that "Markets are self regulating"?
any equation that includes the possibility of failure is the market and anyone who passes out a bailout like candy of course has nothing to do with the market. Rush so aptly stated on the eve of the last presidential election where McLaim was about to lose to our first Muslim president was that our country has lacked conservative leardership for too long. But if push comes to shove, screw the fundamentalists and thought police of this board, even the rhino Mclaim would have been 20 times better than our first foreign president, so too would be Mitt, but I hope the country takes the advice of our sage Rush, to elect a conservative this time around.
Man you really just don't get it, do you?
They might be wearing different jerseys, but their checks are signed by the same guy!
Props to you for not going insane in thinking that voting actually does anything but lend some credence to the oligarchy.
pods
That's predicated on the assumption that a conservative can be found.
CONSERVATISM IS A MENTAL DISEASE.
only an mental defective Bushbot rightwinger denies the economic destruction of this country that their party CAUSED and that they VOTED FOR.....TWICE!
the virulence of these rabid American fascist cult members are setting a new standard for their NAZI predecessors
You're doing it wrong.
Delonte, Interrupted? Is that you?
http://deadspin.com/people/drfransen/
Tyler...you should double check ISP's...Pretty sure this is MDB again.
I thought we only got one account each.
MDB is way better.
At least MDB knows he's a troll.
pods
Lol, one account each... that's funny...
UnitedStates of Oligarkistan eats itself
Not defending CONSERVATISM here Rasta, but the real disease is STATISM.
The idea that a healthy society can come from the barrel of a gun, if only the right people get a hold of it is pure insanity, and is what propagates everything you hate about "conservatives."
The Welfare State and the Warfare State go hand in hand, as without one, the other has no basis of legitimacy.
What's so hard about recognizing that violence is not the answer, no matter what direction it is employed?
Guns & butter.
Guns & butter & trickle down, supply side econ. Hot dog!
Just because your One Big Ass Mistake America is closing down your favorite pot clubs doesn't give you an excuse to get all pissy with everyone else.
Central banks caused it; politicians only held out their hands to be greased. BOTH sides. Anyone who believes only one party is at fault is a nitwit.
Roger that amigo - fake Repugs suck.
I think you might be lost. zerohedge is not a redirect of dailykos.
Nor is it a redirect for redstate.
Here we go again:
LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT.
I want my Ideal President NOW!
Everyone else is a fool.
Ever heard of a Constitutional Republic based on the laws of the land and Constitutional Office Bearers to oversee its implimentation and adherence?
Founding Father: "We've won for you a Constitutional Republic, madam. Let's see if we can keep it" (or words to that effect).
USA citizenry: Fail.
Yup this two horse bullshit is pretty narrow no
Yup this two horse bullshit is pretty narrow no
GOD BLESS MY ILLUSION OF CHOICE!
THE REST OF YOU - FOAD!
when do you send me my ham sandwich?
What? Kito, are you on drugs?
Tea Party loves Crazy more than they hate Blacks. Ha ha ha.
The number of the beast 666, 999, the black one.
Frazier is no more and these other heroes will go soon. Those who fought the fights of the century, the rumble in the jungle and the Thrilla in Manila. So Tyson is just an ear eater. Not a true hero.
I still think Iron Mike coulda been the best if he stayed clear of that freak with the crazy hair.
Too much money too fast. Too bad!
Ken Norton was the best, was avoided by Ali and actually had a brain.
THE EFFIN FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN IN A WHILE. THESE LIBERTARIAN PEABRAINS ARE BEING EXPOSED FOR THE CLUELESS IDIOTS THEY ARE.
Who's your Ideal President this time around?
Probably Yellowman
LOL.
Newsflash!! Herman Cain is NOT a Libertarian!! Have to spell it out for the slow folks...
herman cain now calling for a fed audit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. too much, just too much....
Stop...STOP....Make em stop.... A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ah ahhahaha ah ah ahahshdahsdhahahasdahsjkl; fh;klfj'
/someone call 911...I just shit myself laughing so hard.
Cain may have had an even better chance of an audit if he asked for it when he was member of the Federal Reserve! Hah!
Now that's Funny!!
it's okay... the voice doesn't work IMO. worked great in Hangover.
here's what I call the Mormon Tabernacle Choir of Oops featuring Rick Perry, Will Smith and others.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksAXDfGlI9s
(16 secs of your life, that's all I ask... ) ps: should I dump the Mark Block / Iggy Pop lead-in?
Add 5 seconds of Iggy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmCNCew0z3M
Lord Wellington,
Thanks for reminding me of Iggy... It's so sad that I get lost in my stupid little rabbit hole that I forget about him.
If you have another five seconds try this.
"Everybody knows the deal is rotten
Old Black Joe's still pickin cotton
For your ribbons and bows.
........."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUfS8LyeUyM
Anyone seen "Bad Lip Reading's" Herman Cain? F'n hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE5xZKszXMQ haha indeed
I am crying watching this. Thank you.
"Breathe, omm, biscuts ain't for jam"
Damn, what a crazy motherfucker.
Ron Paul and that Grinch fella look like the only two sane people out of this potpurri of lunatics.
That is the hilariousest shit I seen all day. Some of it was pretty poetic - like something Eminem would produce if he took DMT.
If the internet has taught us anything, it's taught us that humanity is AWASH in comedy genius.
That shit don't need no laugh track, bitchez.
The more the world gets fucked up, the better the comedy gets.
In a time when most news reports spread only lies and distractions look for the satirical comedy geniouses to tell the truth.
Everyone needs to watch that. By the time he got to biscuits ain't for jam, I was crying.
Cowboys and Anthrax!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhDhDRvHaGs&feature=related
You're welcome
Looks like somebody needs an exorcist.
And some ice cream.
Hilarious!
Wow. Just wow.
Gold
omg
"Pizza Pthursday"
Classic.
Mike has a sense of humor.
This is great.
"A restaurant so gross it made my children hate pizza."
Everbodys got a plan until they punched in the face ...
Reminiscent of Scott Locklin's piece on TakiMag: "Never trust anyone who hasn't been punched in the face"... a sentiment with which I agree about a million percent. A good read - http://bit.ly/vHSFVZ .
Note - for those "hard of logicking"... the phrase "Never trust anyone who hasn't been punched in the face" DOESN'T mean "Trust anyone who HAS been punched in the face", you retards.
As a fan of Mike Tyson since the early 80s it makes me happy to see that he seems to have sorted out good-sized bits of his life and is having some fun (and not supporting a coterie of parasites).
And again, for those hard of logicking... being a Tyson fan does not mean giving him a pass for anything - the Holyfield ear thing was retarded, but get some perspective: Mike wasn't killing Iraqi children. Besides, after the travesty of the Douglas fight, he had been through a pretty shitful time.
ear biter V kock sucker.
hmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Vote for Mike.
0:41!!! CAIN!!!!!!!
Iron Mike funny.
Who knew?
Mike was about the only funny thing in the Vegas/Bachelor party movie I got suckered into watching.
After this week, you could have started the "comedy posts" Monday very early. Just saying... Maybe you should start next weeks "comedy posts" like, now. Or maybe yesterday.
CDS! I get it now...
Remarkably accurate portrayal.
Cain actually came up with his tax plan while groping a woman in Berlin. She shouted out something that stuck with him forever.
I think she meant "Nein"
You mean...'Nein, nein, nein!'...
HAhahah
+1
Cain actually came up with his tax plan while groping a woman in Berlin. She shouted out something that stuck with him
Damn that was funny.
Tyler... where do send the bill for my new keypad?
Can I get the 1:42 of my life back?
Surely this is change we can believe in. Not too long ago a black guy accused of what Cain has been accused of would be a canidate for dragging behind a truck; now he is a canidate for president. Same crowd, too.
What in the name of God Almighty is Cain's 999?
Even if it is policy what the fuck kind of policy is 999 for the USA?
Is that what the USA has become?
Turn it over it's done.
"57 States with 1 left to go. They won't let me go to AK or HI."
Silly corpsemen...
Hahaha ... oh. cain.
So the man crazy enough to bite off an ear of his opponent is calling someone else crazy?
Mike was just a little hungry after dieting to make the weight cutoff.
He had probably just left Cain's restaurant feeling a bit peckish.
Well, leave the crazy to the experts. I think they both qualify.
Almost everything from Monday until Sunday night is pure comedy/tragedy. No need to wait until Friday evening to laugh until you cry.
Dunnno, maybe it's just me...
All I got to say is all the rest of the clowns are making it much easier for Ron Paul. Crazy Ron is starting to look like the only sane one left at this point... ReVoLuTiOn 2012 BiTcHeZ, It's on Like Donkey Kong...
I've been thinking the same thing. They're all beginning to fall by the wayside as each self-implode. Exposed as the hack-kneed marionettes that they are.
The wheat is beginning to bid adieu to the chaff.
who put tyson up to this? somebody wrote the script, not iron mike.
And you give a fuck why?
Nothing better than Lord Welligton dropping the mother of all F bombs.
naw, you musta missed the Tyson roast , he does his own stuff.
very inventive guy.
Of course the real question is who writes CAIN'S stuff...........
aught O!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy is as crazy does.
Not funny.
I love Tyson. Grew up watching the fights on PPV. Thought he did a good job with that. Just Tyson's natural child like retardedness is funny all in intself.
Hope you didn't pay for those PPV's. Knock outs in the first few seconds always pissed off the poor bastard that paid!
wtf?
Blocked on Youtube now.
See it here...
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ecfd3a85f/herman-cains-campaign-promis...
Ha! Mike Tyson is no Herman Cain. (& Video pulled, "copyright" issues) Had to laugh anyway.
BTW, Herman Cain was telling the truth at his press conference according to a voice stress analyzer lie detector that has a 95% accuracy. Same one widely used by law enforcement across the country. Never budged when he was talking.
But that gold digging, 2x bankruptcy filing, skanky blonde made the machine go -- BOINKERS! -- especially when she talked about Cain grabbing up her skirt. Total bullshit.
Conclusion was that he didn't do anything and the bitch is lying through her teeth. Didn't happen. Now I'm really pissed at how they're trying to destroy Cain. Could be any one of us.
many people (pyshcoS) can pass a lie detector test as they are not telling falsehoods, they really believe it.
the MOST dangerous kind as they actually can't tell the diff anymore.
http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/2011/11/its-official-wall-stree...
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"10 November 2011
It's Official: Wall Street Firms May Legally Steal From Their Customers - Rationalizations to Follow
...and they may not have to pay them back, even when they are caught. The customers will be expected to 'take one for the team,' and for the good of the system. Confidence and all that.
“This means they can take segregated funds and leverage them to kingdom come. It means nothing is safe.”
Andy Abraham
If you have a commodity account with Wall Street, they may gamble with your money, with your assets, the rule on segregated accounts be damned. If they lose the money you might be reimbursed, or not. The losses may have to be 'socialized' and haircuts received.
This is most likely a distortion of the principle known as 'rehypothecation' in which a broker can use customer positions and holdings as collateral pledged for a margin loan for the purpose of securing funding from a third party to service that loan.
The principle at play here may be closer to a type of droit du seigneur, in which any assets you have posted at a futures brokerage may be used at will by the broker for their own purposes without regard to any customer obligations. It depends on the extent to which MF took customer assets and leveraged them.
In a way it is just making the unbalanced relationship between Wall Street and its customers official.
It means that customers are bearing hidden counterparty risks on assets to which they thought they had a clear title, such as Treasuries, and foreign currencies, and warehouse receipts for precious metals.
It means that brokers can go beyond the mere provision of funding for loss, and use customer accounts to fund their own leveraged speculation under exemptions duly granted by their 'regulators.'
This sort of systemic abuse is typically exposed when there is a market dislocation. It is what finally exposed Madoff, for example, despite the many years that the regulators were turning a blind eye to his scheme.
This sort of arbitrary distribution of gains and losses occurs more frequently than you might imagine on Wall Street, at least from what I have seen and heard, and not just with commodity brokers. I have even heard of specially privileged customers who can make $100,000 in a few trading days without even having any knowledge of the markets in which they have 'traded.'
I stopped trading on the futures exchanges a few years ago when I experienced enough one-sided 'rule changes' to persuade myself at least that it was becoming an insiders' game with slim odds of success for the 'outsider.' Or perhaps I was just becoming aware of it had already become, or had always been."
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yea, but this is th one ..
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09 November 2011
Gold Daily and Silver Weekly Charts - Psycho Killers Qu'est-ce Que C'est?
http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/2011/11/gold-daily-and-silver-w...
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don't miss the music/video.
"same as it always been".. d.b.
Brain dead Mike Tyson (Can something be dead if it never was alive ?) shills for Obama ! Great endorsement ! Monedas 2011 Comedy Jihad Punching Bag Workout
Mind posting a link to your statements of fact regarding each person's test results, or are you making it up as you go?
Do you have any evidence to support the accuracy of this so-called TV stress test? Stress is handled differently by individuals, and polygraph tests are of dubious value even when administered in the most controlled environments by skilled operators. Cain is a practiced speaker - both a radio and public speaking personality. This woman is not.
By the way, Gloria Alred may not do much for me - I don't especially like her temperment - but she seems to keep coming up on the winning side of the cases she gets involved in. It would be foolhardy to dismiss her position out of hand.
Maybe you know how many sex discrimination cases the average CEO has filed against them? Cain seems to have been having himself a good old time while he ran the Restuarant Association, and over a relatively short period of time. Lot's of 'opportunities' maybe?
Don't touch my junk bro!
The most impressive thing about Mike Tyson is that he managed to piss away upwards of $350 million dollars. Swimming in coke and hookers!
cain said...
i never felt up that chi town jewess, ms bialek, not one single time. now i must return to the work of the american people.....
You've got to get up to speed with Rush ! Ms. Bialek was witnessed running up to her old friend Herman Cain backstage at one of his events and giving him a big bear hug.....years after the alleged sexual harassment ! Pretty affectionate for an abused woman ? Was she trying to engineer a new sting ? She's a phony MSM/Democrat groupie operative loser under deep cover going for her 15 minutes of fame...er, shame ! Low Plains Rifter ! Couldn't resist....just kidding....but the bit about Ms. Bialek is true ! Monedas 2011 Comedy Jihad Stage Door Johnny
Well, if YOU heard it from RUSH, I'm sure we can all agree that it must be the gospel truth.
He also said everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face - Merkozy and regling know that feeling.
Dude!!! They yanked the video!! What a bummer.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4ecfd3a85f/herman-cains-campaign-promis... that is the repost of it.
That sucked.
Every time I find a pussy hair in my pizza.....I don't think sexual harassment.....I think "You're a handsome, lucky dog, yes you are, Monedas !".....then I eat it ! What's wrong.....some people eat boogers ! Monedas 2011 Comedy Jihad Thanksgiving Message PS Ooops, I greened myself just to see if I could ! I wish they wouldn't change the time stamp every time you edit !
short to 1233 plz
That's for Mr Cain, because if he wins GOP nomination including Presidency (let's hope not), one day he may have to answer a phone call at 3:00 AM and then he needs to know, who the President Of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan is!
A Time-Lapse Map of Every Nuclear Explosion Since 1945 > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLCF7vPanrY