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Thursday Afternoon Humor: Mike Tyson Vs (or As) Herman Cain

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We launch into our traditional Friday afternoon comedy post one day early courtesy of Iron Mike.

h/t Michael

 

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Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:13 | 1867916 Biggvs
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Pizza Pthursday FTW

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:48 | 1868064 camaro68ss
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Vote for Touch me in the pants Cain for Prez!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:37 | 1868211 bigdumbnugly
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good to see mike is still around.

last i knew he said he was going to fade into bolivia.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:03 | 1868276 Dane Bramage
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OP Youtube pulled ("copyright")... try here (for now) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l_DrwtxQ0k

Bramage Review = meh... (but the effort was appreciated)

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:07 | 1868289 Alex Kintner
Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:25 | 1868323 nmewn
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It takes biting off someones ear to become a serious comedian these days...lol.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 22:33 | 1868612 IronShield
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Never knew he had such talent; have to see Charlie Sheen roast to gain even more appreciation.  Funny man.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:05 | 1868710 HardwoodAg
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And beating a lady..

Coach=ass fucking a kid

bankster=ass fucking the world

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:14 | 1868453 blindman
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@ ,," party/s loves crazy more than it hates black."...
god bless mike tyson. ( regardless if there is or is not a
god or if or if not one would believe in said idea or realization )
and thanks for the patch link/s to all above.
good humour to all !

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:38 | 1868501 Dane Bramage
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Thu, 11/10/2011 - 22:10 | 1868577 CrazyCooter
Thu, 11/10/2011 - 22:58 | 1868666 CrazyCooter
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Seriously, who doesn't love Waylin?

Like CrazyCooter's music links? Bored tonight? Save this bad boy and then check it out via MS Media Player:

http://www.warpradio.com/player/asx.asp?id=9455&streamRate=0

NOTE: <COPY_LINK> -> Open MS Media Player -> File -> Open URL -> <PASTE> -> OK

Be sure to save the link to your playlist.

The low tech listen page is here (can't have advertisement blocking add-ons or it won't work):

http://player.warpradio.com/player.asp?id=9455&streamType=&streamRate=0

The music has lots of names; red dirt, americana, outlaw, etc. But it spans 60+ years of music at the extremes and its all damn good because its music that has soul! If you are in/around Texas, you can catch many of the still-alive performers doing live shows because that is what real musicians do for a living and Texans like live music.

For those participating in veterans day tomorrow, thank you for your service, the service of your family, the service of your ancestors, and your support.

Oh, and please pick a CIC this go around that doesn't suck banker balls. Thanks.

Regards,

Cooter

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:43 | 1868923 Uncle Remus
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Oh, and please pick a CIC this go around that doesn't suck banker balls.

Too right.

 

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:41 | 1868345 Bobbyrib
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Your link wasn't funny, the real link was "decent."

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:38 | 1868505 Dane Bramage
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You are correct sir!  (+1green) I didn't get to see the original link as it was blocked before.  The other post with the original content, which I've now viewed, muchfunnier. 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:15 | 1869045 caerus
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haha...that's what i was going to post...best post fight interview ever

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 22:15 | 1868586 philipat
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Koch, sorry, Cain is changing the name of his plan from "999" to "69".

We deliver.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:15 | 1867925 Debtless
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Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain Cain 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:44 | 1868048 mvsjcl
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Cain Cain't.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:16 | 1867932 johny2
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confusing the hell out of me...friday afternoon humour on thursday?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:21 | 1867962 margaris
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make it pthursday and no confusion anymore.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:18 | 1867937 MrJingles
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Muaaaaahahahaaaaahahahahaaaaaaa.  Frickin priceless.  "Cause the Tea Party loves crazy more than they hate black"

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:16 | 1868305 Raskolnikoff
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just like you like flash more than brains

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:34 | 1868344 nmewn
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"Cause the Tea Party loves crazy more than they hate black"

lol...yeah, hysterical, so far its deaths at;

OWS events...4

TP events...0

Would you like to include sexual assaults in the grand total of "craziness"?

I hear they got a TB outbreak at OWS-ATL...its like totally viral dude, fer sher ;-)

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:44 | 1868373 Bobbyrib
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What I don't understand is how the Tea Party can like a candidate who thinks the bailout is necessary, yet doesn't want to regulate Bullshit St. It's almost like they like bailing out bankers.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:22 | 1868471 nmewn
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Not everyone within the TP understands economics as we do here.

Most inherently (Tea Party or not) know bailing out anyone or anything involves discerning whether they put themselves into that position to begin with.

If they did by their own actions...they don't deserve a helping hand...life has consequences. If they were forced its an entirely different matter.

We here at the Hedge know...it was a collaboration of government & IB's who caused the "crisis" to begin with. Call it greed, Rubinomics, lax regulation...whatever you want. The fact remains, no one has gone to jail which is governments responsibility to prosecute if anyone broke "the law".

They didn't. It was the law. No one can be indicted for following the laws as passed down by government.

This is where OWS & TP separate in my view...accountability for the crime(s).

/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

Edit: For the three assholes who junked me...we now have a new death toll;

OWS events...FIVE

TP...ZERO

(CBS/AP) 

BURLINGTON, Vt. — Witnesses say a man shot himself in an encampment of the Occupy Wall Street in Burlington, Vermont.

 

Police say a 35-year-old man was taken to the hospital where he died. The victim has been identified, but police will not release his name until his family is notified.

 

Reports from both police and fellow protesters indicated that gunshot was self-inflicted, although it was not clear whether it might have been an accident or a suicide attempt. Burlington Deputy Chief Andi Higbee said the public was not in danger given the circumstances of the shooting.

 

The shooting was reported around 2 p.m.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57322544/man-dies-in-shooting-at-occupy-burlington/

I'll refrain from the Kent State CS&N anthem...for now...bitchez.

//////////////////////////////////////////

Edit...Edit:

Warming up the band...is this 4, 5 or 6?...I'm losin count...

KTVU Channel 2

 

OAKLAND, Calif. —

A man was shot and killed in downtown Oakland near the Occupy encampment in front of City Hall Thursday afternoon.

A KTVU cameraman witnessed the man collapse in front of the Tully's Coffee Shop at 14th Street and Broadway shortly before 5 p.m. KTVU reporter Janine de La Vega was in the area preparing to go live on the air when she said she heard several shots.

Emergency responders tried to resucitate the victim, who was described as an adult male, as he was being lifted into an ambulance.

The victim died shortly after, authorities said."

http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/breaking-news/shooting-injures-one-near-occupy-oakland-encampmen/nFbKP/

Four dead in Ohio...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:17 | 1867938 JPM Hater001
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Crazy.  I'll show em crazy.

You wait till Ron Paul is President.  Then I'm gonna sit down with an Iranian, slap his wifes ass a few times and smoke a big fat blunt.

When we are done with that we may go back to my house and pollute the back yard with innards of the Zionist nation of Israel... /Sarc off

Tyson doesnt quite pull it off.  Eddie Murphy is free now...couldnt they get that crazy black guy?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:29 | 1868005 Rastamann
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JPMhater is a bigot, racist, sexist, drug addict that perversely takes pleasure in sexual deviancy and torture

 

 

TYPICAL LIBERTARIAN

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:37 | 1868028 Whalley World
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what wrong with that?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:49 | 1868067 JPM Hater001
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You do get /Sarc off right?  Because I mostly give pleasure with my sexual deviance.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:24 | 1868170 NotApplicable
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Are you kidding? He's a Marxist.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:54 | 1868080 KIPPY KAPPSLOCK
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Pull the stick outa yo ass rasta.  Ya fuckin newbie.  

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:54 | 1868999 phyuckyiu
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Shouldn't you be out campaigning for the dicktator who is closing down all your pot clubs? How are you going to have the stamina to hit the phones all day for him if you're SOBER? You wouldn't want to vote for the one person who would legalize it, and has said so on record, now would you, douche. Oh that's right, you really don't want it legalized, so you can continue to make money doing nothing but growing a few plants in a closet.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:48 | 1868990 Uncle Remus
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What? Tyson was perfect. It's Cain that doesn't quite pull it off, unless your talking women's apparel.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:21 | 1867944 bigmikeO
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Actually funny, but reminds me of how much I hate liberals.

Liberal thought is why we are screwed, regardles of the "it's the fault of both parties" bullshit.

The only reason that Republicans might be at fault is because many of them are FAKE.

Conservatism works. Liberalism sucks.

The Tea Party isn't crazy, it's the only sane group left in this country.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:25 | 1867982 Flakmeister
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Wow, now that is some deep analysis of the situation. Are you refering to the very same Tea Party that says don't cut my Medicare or SS but cut my taxes.... IOW,  I deserve ~$600,000 of entitlements for about 10 cents on the dollar...

Give me some of that deep "conservative" thought... Let me guess, are you going to say "Greed is Good" or that "Markets are self regulating"?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:22 | 1868318 Raskolnikoff
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any equation that includes the possibility of failure is the market and anyone who passes out a bailout like candy of course has nothing to do with the market. Rush so aptly stated on the eve of the last presidential election where McLaim was about to lose to our first Muslim president was that our country has lacked conservative leardership for too long. But if push comes to shove, screw the fundamentalists and thought police of this board, even the rhino Mclaim would have been 20 times better than our first foreign president, so too would be Mitt, but I hope the country takes the advice of our sage Rush, to elect a conservative this time around.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:58 | 1868551 pods
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Man you really just don't get it, do you?

They might be wearing different jerseys, but their checks are signed by the same guy!

Props to you for not going insane in thinking that voting actually does anything but lend some credence to the oligarchy.  

pods

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 23:29 | 1872988 dizzyfingers
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That's predicated on the assumption that a conservative can be found.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:26 | 1867990 Rastamann
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CONSERVATISM IS A MENTAL DISEASE.

 

only an mental defective Bushbot rightwinger denies the economic destruction of this country that their party CAUSED and that they VOTED FOR.....TWICE!

 

the virulence of these rabid American fascist cult members are setting a new standard for their NAZI predecessors

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:39 | 1868037 nyse
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You're doing it wrong.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:21 | 1868929 whaletail
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Delonte, Interrupted? Is that you?

 

http://deadspin.com/people/drfransen/

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:51 | 1868074 JPM Hater001
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Tyler...you should double check ISP's...Pretty sure this is MDB again.

I thought we only got one account each.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:36 | 1868202 Vagabond
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MDB is way better.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:59 | 1868556 pods
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At least MDB knows he's a troll.

pods

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:45 | 1868227 Fukushima Sam
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Lol, one account each... that's funny...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:18 | 1868308 prains
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UnitedStates of Oligarkistan eats itself

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:29 | 1868185 NotApplicable
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Not defending CONSERVATISM here Rasta, but the real disease is STATISM.

The idea that a healthy society can come from the barrel of a gun, if only the right people get a hold of it is pure insanity, and is what propagates everything you hate about "conservatives."

The Welfare State and the Warfare State go hand in hand, as without one, the other has no basis of legitimacy.

What's so hard about recognizing that violence is not the answer, no matter what direction it is employed?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:43 | 1868221 toady
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Guns & butter.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:54 | 1868251 11b40
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Guns & butter & trickle down, supply side econ.  Hot dog!

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:09 | 1869033 phyuckyiu
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Just because your One Big Ass Mistake America is closing down your favorite pot clubs doesn't give you an excuse to get all pissy with everyone else.

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 23:30 | 1872992 dizzyfingers
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Central banks caused it; politicians only held out their hands to be greased. BOTH sides. Anyone who believes only one party is at fault is a nitwit.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:38 | 1868033 Crawdaddy
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Roger that amigo - fake Repugs suck.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:42 | 1868366 Quantum Nucleonics
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I think you might be lost.  zerohedge is not a redirect of dailykos.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:07 | 1868718 weinerdog43
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Nor is it a redirect for redstate.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:22 | 1868162 Al Gorerhythm
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Here we go again:

LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT.

I want my Ideal President NOW!

Everyone else is a fool.

Ever heard of a Constitutional Republic based on the laws of the land and Constitutional Office Bearers to oversee its implimentation and adherence?

Founding Father: "We've won for you a Constitutional Republic, madam. Let's see if we can keep it" (or words to that effect).

USA citizenry: Fail.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:24 | 1868774 Freebird
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Yup this two horse bullshit is pretty narrow no

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:27 | 1868784 Freebird
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Yup this two horse bullshit is pretty narrow no

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:24 | 1868167 Spastica Rex
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GOD BLESS MY ILLUSION OF CHOICE!

THE REST OF YOU - FOAD!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:27 | 1868178 kito
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when do you send me my ham sandwich?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:55 | 1868870 Spastica Rex
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What? Kito, are you on drugs?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:18 | 1867945 Alex Kintner
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Tea Party loves Crazy more than they hate Blacks. Ha ha ha.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:19 | 1867949 Dre4dwolf
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The number of the beast 666, 999, the black one.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:20 | 1867952 falak pema
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Frazier is no more and these other heroes will go soon. Those who fought the fights of the century, the rumble in the jungle and the Thrilla in Manila. So Tyson is just an ear eater. Not a true hero.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:47 | 1868232 toady
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I still think Iron Mike coulda been the best if he stayed clear of that freak with the crazy hair.

Too much money too fast. Too bad!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:00 | 1868422 MrPalladium
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Ken Norton was the best, was avoided by Ali and actually had a brain.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:19 | 1867953 Rastamann
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THE EFFIN FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN IN A WHILE. THESE LIBERTARIAN PEABRAINS ARE BEING EXPOSED FOR THE CLUELESS IDIOTS THEY ARE.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:24 | 1868169 Al Gorerhythm
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Who's your Ideal President this time around?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:13 | 1868298 Temporalist
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Probably Yellowman

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:11 | 1869036 phyuckyiu
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LOL.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:26 | 1868943 moondog
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Newsflash!! Herman Cain is NOT a Libertarian!! Have to spell it out for the slow folks...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:19 | 1867954 kito
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herman cain now calling for a fed audit. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. too much, just too much....

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:53 | 1868077 JPM Hater001
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Stop...STOP....Make em stop.... A ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ah ah ahhahaha ah ah ahahshdahsdhahahasdahsjkl; fh;klfj'

/someone call 911...I just shit myself laughing so hard.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:33 | 1868196 optimator
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Cain may have had an even better chance of an audit if he asked for it when he was member of the Federal Reserve!  Hah!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:34 | 1868349 tgmur10
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Now that's Funny!!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:20 | 1867955 Duke of Con Dao
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it's okay... the voice doesn't work IMO. worked great in Hangover. 

here's what I call the Mormon Tabernacle Choir of Oops featuring Rick Perry, Will Smith and others. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksAXDfGlI9s

(16 secs of your life, that's all I ask... ) ps: should I dump the Mark Block / Iggy Pop  lead-in? 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:47 | 1868060 Lord Welligton
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Add 5 seconds of Iggy.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:07 | 1868290 Taffy Lewis
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Lord Wellington,

Thanks for reminding me of Iggy... It's so sad that I get lost in my stupid little rabbit hole that I forget about him.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:46 | 1868381 Lord Welligton
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If you have another five seconds try this.

"Everybody knows the deal is rotten

Old Black Joe's still pickin cotton

For your ribbons and bows.

........."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUfS8LyeUyM

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:20 | 1867956 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Anyone seen "Bad Lip Reading's" Herman Cain?  F'n hilarious.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:24 | 1867980 margaris
Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:33 | 1868016 nyse
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I am crying watching this. Thank you.

"Breathe, omm, biscuts ain't for jam"

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:18 | 1868148 Let them eat iPads
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Damn, what a crazy motherfucker.

Ron Paul and that Grinch fella look like the only two sane people out of this potpurri of lunatics.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:29 | 1868183 GeoffreyT
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That is the hilariousest shit I seen all day. Some of it was pretty poetic - like something Eminem would produce if he took DMT.

If the internet has taught us anything, it's taught us that humanity is AWASH in comedy genius.

That shit don't need no laugh track, bitchez.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:47 | 1868380 margaris
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The more the world gets fucked up, the better the comedy gets.

In a time when most news reports spread only lies and distractions look for the satirical comedy geniouses to tell the truth.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 02:00 | 1869110 Canaduh
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Everyone needs to watch that. By the time he got to biscuits ain't for jam, I was crying.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 22:11 | 1868581 pods
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Cowboys and Anthrax!

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:33 | 1868198 Let them eat iPads
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Looks like somebody needs an exorcist.

And some ice cream.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:47 | 1868231 BetterOffDead
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Hilarious!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:22 | 1867965 arkel
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Wow. Just wow.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:23 | 1867969 Josh Randall
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Gold

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:26 | 1867989 ebworthen
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omg

"Pizza Pthursday"

Classic.

Mike has a sense of humor.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:27 | 1867994 nyse
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This is great. 

"A restaurant so gross it made my children hate pizza."

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:28 | 1868000 PhattyBuoy
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Everbodys got a plan until they punched in the face ...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:22 | 1868158 GeoffreyT
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Reminiscent of Scott Locklin's piece on TakiMag: "Never trust anyone who hasn't been punched in the face"... a sentiment with which I agree about a million percent. A good read - http://bit.ly/vHSFVZ .

Note - for those "hard of logicking"... the phrase "Never trust anyone who hasn't been punched in the face" DOESN'T mean "Trust anyone who HAS been punched in the face", you retards.

As a fan of Mike Tyson since the early 80s it makes me happy to see that he seems to have sorted out good-sized bits of his life and is having some fun (and not supporting a coterie of parasites).  

And again, for those hard of logicking... being a Tyson fan does not mean giving him a pass for anything - the Holyfield ear thing was retarded, but get some perspective: Mike wasn't killing Iraqi children. Besides, after the travesty of the Douglas fight, he had been through a pretty shitful time.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:56 | 1868404 karzai_luver
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ear biter V kock sucker.

hmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Vote for Mike.

 

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:28 | 1868002 Jason T
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0:41!!! CAIN!!!!!!! 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:33 | 1868013 JLee2027
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Iron Mike funny.

Who knew?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:53 | 1868076 divide_by_zero
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Mike was about the only funny thing in the Vegas/Bachelor party movie I got suckered into watching.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:33 | 1868014 MrBinkeyWhat
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After this week, you could have started the "comedy posts" Monday very early.  Just saying... Maybe you should start next weeks "comedy posts" like, now. Or maybe yesterday.

CDS! I get it now...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:34 | 1868019 Let them eat iPads
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Remarkably accurate portrayal.

Cain actually came up with his tax plan while groping a woman in Berlin. She shouted out something that stuck with him forever.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:39 | 1868040 tekhneek
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I think she meant "Nein"

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:30 | 1868337 krispkritter
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You mean...'Nein, nein, nein!'...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:57 | 1868098 CRBull
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HAhahah

 

+1

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:55 | 1868257 JLee2027
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Cain actually came up with his tax plan while groping a woman in Berlin. She shouted out something that stuck with him 

Damn that was funny.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:55 | 1868088 SRV - ES339
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Tyler... where do send the bill for my new keypad?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:00 | 1868103 Blagio
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Can I get the 1:42 of my life back?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 22:10 | 1868108 ThisIsBob
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Surely this is change we can believe in.  Not too long ago a black guy accused of what Cain has been accused of would be a canidate for dragging behind a truck; now he is a canidate for president.  Same crowd, too.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:02 | 1868109 Lord Welligton
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What in the name of God Almighty is Cain's 999?

Even if it is policy what the fuck kind of policy is 999 for the USA?

Is that what the USA has become?

Turn it over it's done.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:11 | 1868126 mynhair
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"57 States with 1 left to go.  They won't let me go to AK or HI."

Silly corpsemen...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:16 | 1868139 navy62802
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Hahaha ... oh. cain.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:18 | 1868150 skialta39
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So the man crazy enough to bite off an ear of his opponent is calling someone else crazy?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:23 | 1868164 Wakanda
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Mike was just a little hungry after dieting to make the weight cutoff.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:28 | 1868181 Al Gorerhythm
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He had probably just left Cain's restaurant feeling a bit peckish.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:59 | 1868419 karzai_luver
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Well, leave the crazy to the experts. I think they both qualify.

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:19 | 1868151 Wakanda
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Almost everything from Monday until Sunday night is pure comedy/tragedy.  No need to wait until Friday evening to laugh until you cry.

Dunnno, maybe it's just me...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:20 | 1868154 tahoebumsmith
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All I got to say is all the rest of the clowns are making it much easier for Ron Paul. Crazy Ron is starting to look like the only sane one left at this point... ReVoLuTiOn 2012 BiTcHeZ, It's on Like Donkey Kong...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 22:49 | 1868649 erg
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I've been thinking the same thing. They're all beginning to fall by the wayside as each self-implode. Exposed as the hack-kneed marionettes that they are.

The wheat is beginning to bid adieu to the chaff.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:22 | 1868159 lotsoffun
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who put tyson up to this?  somebody wrote the script, not iron mike.

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:26 | 1868174 Lord Welligton
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And you give a fuck why?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:06 | 1868284 tekhneek
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Nothing better than Lord Welligton dropping the mother of all F bombs.

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:01 | 1868423 karzai_luver
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naw, you musta missed the Tyson roast , he does his own stuff.

 

very inventive guy.

 

Of course the real question is who writes CAIN'S stuff...........

 

aught O!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:26 | 1868175 AldoHux_IV
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Crazy is as crazy does.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:29 | 1868184 PolishHammer
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Not funny.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:31 | 1868189 jbc77
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I love Tyson. Grew up watching the fights on PPV. Thought he did a good job with that. Just Tyson's natural child like retardedness is funny all in intself.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:02 | 1868275 toady
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Hope you didn't pay for those PPV's. Knock outs in the first few seconds always pissed off the poor bastard that paid!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:32 | 1868192 mhoughgr
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wtf?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:06 | 1868285 Alex Kintner
Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:13 | 1868300 gwar5
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Ha! Mike Tyson is no Herman Cain. (& Video pulled, "copyright" issues) Had to laugh anyway.

 

BTW, Herman Cain was telling the truth at his press conference according to a voice stress analyzer lie detector that has a 95% accuracy. Same one widely used by law enforcement across the country. Never budged when he was talking.

But that gold digging, 2x bankruptcy filing, skanky blonde  made the machine go -- BOINKERS!  -- especially when she talked about Cain grabbing up her skirt. Total bullshit. 

Conclusion was that he didn't do anything and the bitch is lying through her teeth. Didn't happen. Now I'm really pissed at how they're trying to destroy Cain. Could be any one of us.

 

 

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:03 | 1868431 karzai_luver
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many people (pyshcoS) can pass a lie detector test as they are not telling falsehoods, they really believe it.

 

the MOST dangerous kind as they actually can't tell the diff anymore.

 

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 22:49 | 1868650 blindman
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http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/2011/11/its-official-wall-stree...
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"10 November 2011

It's Official: Wall Street Firms May Legally Steal From Their Customers - Rationalizations to Follow

...and they may not have to pay them back, even when they are caught. The customers will be expected to 'take one for the team,' and for the good of the system. Confidence and all that.

“This means they can take segregated funds and leverage them to kingdom come. It means nothing is safe.”

Andy Abraham

If you have a commodity account with Wall Street, they may gamble with your money, with your assets, the rule on segregated accounts be damned. If they lose the money you might be reimbursed, or not. The losses may have to be 'socialized' and haircuts received.

This is most likely a distortion of the principle known as 'rehypothecation' in which a broker can use customer positions and holdings as collateral pledged for a margin loan for the purpose of securing funding from a third party to service that loan.

The principle at play here may be closer to a type of droit du seigneur, in which any assets you have posted at a futures brokerage may be used at will by the broker for their own purposes without regard to any customer obligations. It depends on the extent to which MF took customer assets and leveraged them.

In a way it is just making the unbalanced relationship between Wall Street and its customers official.

It means that customers are bearing hidden counterparty risks on assets to which they thought they had a clear title, such as Treasuries, and foreign currencies, and warehouse receipts for precious metals.

It means that brokers can go beyond the mere provision of funding for loss, and use customer accounts to fund their own leveraged speculation under exemptions duly granted by their 'regulators.'

This sort of systemic abuse is typically exposed when there is a market dislocation. It is what finally exposed Madoff, for example, despite the many years that the regulators were turning a blind eye to his scheme.

This sort of arbitrary distribution of gains and losses occurs more frequently than you might imagine on Wall Street, at least from what I have seen and heard, and not just with commodity brokers. I have even heard of specially privileged customers who can make $100,000 in a few trading days without even having any knowledge of the markets in which they have 'traded.'

I stopped trading on the futures exchanges a few years ago when I experienced enough one-sided 'rule changes' to persuade myself at least that it was becoming an insiders' game with slim odds of success for the 'outsider.' Or perhaps I was just becoming aware of it had already become, or had always been."
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yea, but this is th one ..
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09 November 2011
Gold Daily and Silver Weekly Charts - Psycho Killers Qu'est-ce Que C'est?
http://jessescrossroadscafe.blogspot.com/2011/11/gold-daily-and-silver-w...
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don't miss the music/video.
"same as it always been".. d.b.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 05:02 | 1869233 Monedas
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Brain dead Mike Tyson (Can something be dead if it never was alive ?) shills for Obama ! Great endorsement ! Monedas 2011 Comedy Jihad Punching Bag Workout

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 12:14 | 1872097 11b40
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Mind posting a link to your statements of fact regarding each person's test results, or are you making it up as you go?

Do you have any evidence to support the accuracy of this so-called TV stress test?  Stress is handled differently by individuals, and polygraph tests are of dubious value even when administered in the most controlled environments by skilled operators.  Cain is a practiced speaker - both a radio and public speaking personality.  This woman is not. 

By the way, Gloria Alred may not do much for me - I don't especially like her temperment - but she seems to keep coming up on the winning side of the cases she gets involved in.  It would be foolhardy to dismiss her position out of hand.

Maybe you know how many sex discrimination cases the average CEO has filed against them?  Cain seems to have been having himself a good old time while he ran the Restuarant Association, and over a relatively short period of time.  Lot's of 'opportunities' maybe?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:25 | 1868324 Benjamin Glutton
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Don't touch my junk bro!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:28 | 1868332 Catalyst
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The most impressive thing about Mike Tyson is that he managed to piss away upwards of $350 million dollars. Swimming in coke and hookers!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:36 | 1868354 High Plains Drifter
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cain said...

 

i never felt up that chi town jewess, ms bialek, not one single time. now i must return to the work of the american people.....

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 05:06 | 1869219 Monedas
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You've got to get up to speed with Rush ! Ms. Bialek was witnessed running up to her old friend Herman Cain backstage at one of his events and giving him a big bear hug.....years after the alleged sexual harassment ! Pretty affectionate for an abused woman ? Was she trying to engineer a new sting ?  She's a phony MSM/Democrat groupie operative loser under deep cover going for her 15 minutes of fame...er, shame ! Low Plains Rifter ! Couldn't resist....just kidding....but the bit about Ms. Bialek is true ! Monedas 2011 Comedy Jihad Stage Door Johnny

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 12:00 | 1872081 11b40
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Well, if YOU heard it from RUSH, I'm sure we can all agree that it must be the gospel truth.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:47 | 1868385 oogs66
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He also said everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face - Merkozy and regling know that feeling.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:49 | 1868390 navy62802
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Dude!!! They yanked the video!! What a bummer.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:54 | 1868403 Panic Panic Panic
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That sucked.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 04:47 | 1869212 Monedas
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Every time I find a pussy hair in my pizza.....I don't think sexual harassment.....I think "You're a handsome, lucky dog, yes you are, Monedas !".....then I eat it ! What's wrong.....some people eat boogers ! Monedas 2011 Comedy Jihad Thanksgiving Message PS Ooops, I greened myself just to see if I could ! I wish they wouldn't change the time stamp every time you edit !

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 04:48 | 1869226 caerus
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short to 1233 plz

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 08:29 | 1869271 RemiG2010
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That's for Mr Cain, because if he wins GOP nomination including Presidency (let's hope not), one day he may have to answer a phone call at 3:00 AM and then he needs to know, who the President Of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan is!

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