Thursday Afternoon Humor: Mike Tyson Vs (or As) Herman Cain

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Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:13 | 1867916 Biggvs
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Pizza Pthursday FTW

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:48 | 1868064 camaro68ss
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Vote for Touch me in the pants Cain for Prez!

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:37 | 1868211 bigdumbnugly
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good to see mike is still around.

last i knew he said he was going to fade into bolivia.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:03 | 1868276 Dane Bramage
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OP Youtube pulled ("copyright")... try here (for now) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l_DrwtxQ0k

Bramage Review = meh... (but the effort was appreciated)

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:07 | 1868289 Alex Kintner
Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:25 | 1868323 nmewn
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It takes biting off someones ear to become a serious comedian these days...lol.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 22:33 | 1868612 IronShield
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Never knew he had such talent; have to see Charlie Sheen roast to gain even more appreciation.  Funny man.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:05 | 1868710 HardwoodAg
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And beating a lady..

Coach=ass fucking a kid

bankster=ass fucking the world

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:14 | 1868453 blindman
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@ ,," party/s loves crazy more than it hates black."...
god bless mike tyson. ( regardless if there is or is not a
god or if or if not one would believe in said idea or realization )
and thanks for the patch link/s to all above.
good humour to all !

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:38 | 1868501 Dane Bramage
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Thu, 11/10/2011 - 22:10 | 1868577 CrazyCooter
Thu, 11/10/2011 - 22:58 | 1868666 CrazyCooter
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Seriously, who doesn't love Waylin?

Like CrazyCooter's music links? Bored tonight? Save this bad boy and then check it out via MS Media Player:

http://www.warpradio.com/player/asx.asp?id=9455&streamRate=0

NOTE: <COPY_LINK> -> Open MS Media Player -> File -> Open URL -> <PASTE> -> OK

Be sure to save the link to your playlist.

The low tech listen page is here (can't have advertisement blocking add-ons or it won't work):

http://player.warpradio.com/player.asp?id=9455&streamType=&streamRate=0

The music has lots of names; red dirt, americana, outlaw, etc. But it spans 60+ years of music at the extremes and its all damn good because its music that has soul! If you are in/around Texas, you can catch many of the still-alive performers doing live shows because that is what real musicians do for a living and Texans like live music.

For those participating in veterans day tomorrow, thank you for your service, the service of your family, the service of your ancestors, and your support.

Oh, and please pick a CIC this go around that doesn't suck banker balls. Thanks.

Regards,

Cooter

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:43 | 1868923 Uncle Remus
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Oh, and please pick a CIC this go around that doesn't suck banker balls.

Too right.

 

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:41 | 1868345 Bobbyrib
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Your link wasn't funny, the real link was "decent."

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:38 | 1868505 Dane Bramage
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You are correct sir!  (+1green) I didn't get to see the original link as it was blocked before.  The other post with the original content, which I've now viewed, muchfunnier. 

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 01:15 | 1869045 caerus
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haha...that's what i was going to post...best post fight interview ever

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 22:15 | 1868586 philipat
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Koch, sorry, Cain is changing the name of his plan from "999" to "69".

We deliver.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:15 | 1867925 Debtless
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Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:44 | 1868048 mvsjcl
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Cain Cain't.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:16 | 1867932 johny2
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confusing the hell out of me...friday afternoon humour on thursday?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:21 | 1867962 margaris
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make it pthursday and no confusion anymore.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:18 | 1867937 MrJingles
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Muaaaaahahahaaaaahahahahaaaaaaa.  Frickin priceless.  "Cause the Tea Party loves crazy more than they hate black"

 

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:16 | 1868305 Raskolnikoff
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just like you like flash more than brains

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:34 | 1868344 nmewn
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"Cause the Tea Party loves crazy more than they hate black"

lol...yeah, hysterical, so far its deaths at;

OWS events...4

TP events...0

Would you like to include sexual assaults in the grand total of "craziness"?

I hear they got a TB outbreak at OWS-ATL...its like totally viral dude, fer sher ;-)

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:44 | 1868373 Bobbyrib
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What I don't understand is how the Tea Party can like a candidate who thinks the bailout is necessary, yet doesn't want to regulate Bullshit St. It's almost like they like bailing out bankers.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 23:22 | 1868471 nmewn
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Not everyone within the TP understands economics as we do here.

Most inherently (Tea Party or not) know bailing out anyone or anything involves discerning whether they put themselves into that position to begin with.

If they did by their own actions...they don't deserve a helping hand...life has consequences. If they were forced its an entirely different matter.

We here at the Hedge know...it was a collaboration of government & IB's who caused the "crisis" to begin with. Call it greed, Rubinomics, lax regulation...whatever you want. The fact remains, no one has gone to jail which is governments responsibility to prosecute if anyone broke "the law".

They didn't. It was the law. No one can be indicted for following the laws as passed down by government.

This is where OWS & TP separate in my view...accountability for the crime(s).

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Edit: For the three assholes who junked me...we now have a new death toll;

OWS events...FIVE

TP...ZERO

(CBS/AP) 

BURLINGTON, Vt. — Witnesses say a man shot himself in an encampment of the Occupy Wall Street in Burlington, Vermont.

 

Police say a 35-year-old man was taken to the hospital where he died. The victim has been identified, but police will not release his name until his family is notified.

 

Reports from both police and fellow protesters indicated that gunshot was self-inflicted, although it was not clear whether it might have been an accident or a suicide attempt. Burlington Deputy Chief Andi Higbee said the public was not in danger given the circumstances of the shooting.

 

The shooting was reported around 2 p.m.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-201_162-57322544/man-dies-in-shooting-at-occupy-burlington/

I'll refrain from the Kent State CS&N anthem...for now...bitchez.

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Edit...Edit:

Warming up the band...is this 4, 5 or 6?...I'm losin count...

KTVU Channel 2

 

OAKLAND, Calif. —

A man was shot and killed in downtown Oakland near the Occupy encampment in front of City Hall Thursday afternoon.

A KTVU cameraman witnessed the man collapse in front of the Tully's Coffee Shop at 14th Street and Broadway shortly before 5 p.m. KTVU reporter Janine de La Vega was in the area preparing to go live on the air when she said she heard several shots.

Emergency responders tried to resucitate the victim, who was described as an adult male, as he was being lifted into an ambulance.

The victim died shortly after, authorities said."

http://www.ktvu.com/news/news/breaking-news/shooting-injures-one-near-occupy-oakland-encampmen/nFbKP/

Four dead in Ohio...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:17 | 1867938 JPM Hater001
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Crazy.  I'll show em crazy.

You wait till Ron Paul is President.  Then I'm gonna sit down with an Iranian, slap his wifes ass a few times and smoke a big fat blunt.

When we are done with that we may go back to my house and pollute the back yard with innards of the Zionist nation of Israel... /Sarc off

Tyson doesnt quite pull it off.  Eddie Murphy is free now...couldnt they get that crazy black guy?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:29 | 1868005 Rastamann
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JPMhater is a bigot, racist, sexist, drug addict that perversely takes pleasure in sexual deviancy and torture

 

 

TYPICAL LIBERTARIAN

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:37 | 1868028 Whalley World
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what wrong with that?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:49 | 1868067 JPM Hater001
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You do get /Sarc off right?  Because I mostly give pleasure with my sexual deviance.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:24 | 1868170 NotApplicable
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Are you kidding? He's a Marxist.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:54 | 1868080 KIPPY KAPPSLOCK
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Pull the stick outa yo ass rasta.  Ya fuckin newbie.  

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:54 | 1868999 phyuckyiu
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Shouldn't you be out campaigning for the dicktator who is closing down all your pot clubs? How are you going to have the stamina to hit the phones all day for him if you're SOBER? You wouldn't want to vote for the one person who would legalize it, and has said so on record, now would you, douche. Oh that's right, you really don't want it legalized, so you can continue to make money doing nothing but growing a few plants in a closet.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:48 | 1868990 Uncle Remus
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What? Tyson was perfect. It's Cain that doesn't quite pull it off, unless your talking women's apparel.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:21 | 1867944 bigmikeO
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Actually funny, but reminds me of how much I hate liberals.

Liberal thought is why we are screwed, regardles of the "it's the fault of both parties" bullshit.

The only reason that Republicans might be at fault is because many of them are FAKE.

Conservatism works. Liberalism sucks.

The Tea Party isn't crazy, it's the only sane group left in this country.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:25 | 1867982 Flakmeister
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Wow, now that is some deep analysis of the situation. Are you refering to the very same Tea Party that says don't cut my Medicare or SS but cut my taxes.... IOW,  I deserve ~$600,000 of entitlements for about 10 cents on the dollar...

Give me some of that deep "conservative" thought... Let me guess, are you going to say "Greed is Good" or that "Markets are self regulating"?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:22 | 1868318 Raskolnikoff
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any equation that includes the possibility of failure is the market and anyone who passes out a bailout like candy of course has nothing to do with the market. Rush so aptly stated on the eve of the last presidential election where McLaim was about to lose to our first Muslim president was that our country has lacked conservative leardership for too long. But if push comes to shove, screw the fundamentalists and thought police of this board, even the rhino Mclaim would have been 20 times better than our first foreign president, so too would be Mitt, but I hope the country takes the advice of our sage Rush, to elect a conservative this time around.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:58 | 1868551 pods
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Man you really just don't get it, do you?

They might be wearing different jerseys, but their checks are signed by the same guy!

Props to you for not going insane in thinking that voting actually does anything but lend some credence to the oligarchy.  

pods

Sat, 11/12/2011 - 23:29 | 1872988 dizzyfingers
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That's predicated on the assumption that a conservative can be found.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:26 | 1867990 Rastamann
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CONSERVATISM IS A MENTAL DISEASE.

 

only an mental defective Bushbot rightwinger denies the economic destruction of this country that their party CAUSED and that they VOTED FOR.....TWICE!

 

the virulence of these rabid American fascist cult members are setting a new standard for their NAZI predecessors

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:39 | 1868037 nyse
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You're doing it wrong.

Fri, 11/11/2011 - 00:21 | 1868929 whaletail
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Delonte, Interrupted? Is that you?

 

http://deadspin.com/people/drfransen/

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 18:51 | 1868074 JPM Hater001
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Tyler...you should double check ISP's...Pretty sure this is MDB again.

I thought we only got one account each.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:36 | 1868202 Vagabond
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MDB is way better.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 21:59 | 1868556 pods
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At least MDB knows he's a troll.

pods

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:45 | 1868227 Fukushima Sam
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Lol, one account each... that's funny...

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 20:18 | 1868308 prains
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UnitedStates of Oligarkistan eats itself

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:29 | 1868185 NotApplicable
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Not defending CONSERVATISM here Rasta, but the real disease is STATISM.

The idea that a healthy society can come from the barrel of a gun, if only the right people get a hold of it is pure insanity, and is what propagates everything you hate about "conservatives."

The Welfare State and the Warfare State go hand in hand, as without one, the other has no basis of legitimacy.

What's so hard about recognizing that violence is not the answer, no matter what direction it is employed?

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:43 | 1868221 toady
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Guns & butter.

Thu, 11/10/2011 - 19:54 | 1868251 11b40
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Guns & butter & trickle down, supply side econ.  Hot dog!

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