This page has been archived and commenting is disabled.

Today's Caption Contest: "A Touching Moment Of European Unity"

Tyler Durden's picture


Attached is today's picture of a 'touching' moment of "someone else has to pay for it" European cohesion.

Still, we doubt suggested captions can do much better than the original Reuters: "Same bed, different dreams"


- advertisements -

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.
Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:50 | 1950904 Eurodollar
Eurodollar's picture

I have tears in my eyes. I really do!

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:58 | 1950949 Oh regional Indian
Oh regional Indian's picture

Good Grief! All hail the Asses!



Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:04 | 1950973 redpill
redpill's picture

Anngg-hella definitely wears the pants in that relationship.  Which begs the question, where's Nicky's skirt? 

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:09 | 1950990 Mr Lennon Hendrix
Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Little Nicky wants to hold hands!

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:15 | 1951022 The Big Ching-aso
The Big Ching-aso's picture



"Nicky!   Stop scratching my palm with your finger!   The camera's on us!"

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:19 | 1951045 Mauibrad
Mauibrad's picture

Eat shit Sarkozy!

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:35 | 1951088 hedgeless_horseman
hedgeless_horseman's picture



A Touching Moment Of European Unity

...the French civilian cries across decades from his faded photograph. He cries not only for his generation, but also for his century.


The fall of France, only six weeks after initial Nazi assault, came as a shock and surprise to many.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:35 | 1951122 Ahmeexnal
Ahmeexnal's picture


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:48 | 1951171 Fukushima Sam
Fukushima Sam's picture

"Whoops, sorry, I didn't get all your cum off of my hand!"

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:47 | 1951165 Yikes
Yikes's picture

Merkel:  Hey, sorry about that WWII thing. I've got a better idea, lets hold hands and rule over Europe together.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 13:05 | 1951223 OttoMBMP
OttoMBMP's picture

The euro was a French idea with the objective to weaken Germany. Germany had to accept this if it wanted to go ahead with reunification. (Was this fair?) Merkel should have got out of the euro early in 2010. But she didn't have the courage, because Germany would have been accused as an aggressive egoist country falling back into bad habits. Now the mess is there. It is not Germany's fault. Now we should pay, print and shut up?

Now, what does it help to put this in context of WWII??!! Anyway, neither WWI nor the Versailles treaty were German ideas. And it was ill-prepared France who declared war to Germany in 1939. If they wanted to defend Poland, why didn't they declare war to Russia, too?

And then they cry and weep. Looks somewhat immature to me.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 13:23 | 1951240 hedgeless_horseman
hedgeless_horseman's picture



Oh, you speak English, Otto?  Wunderbar!

Sorry about bringing up the war.

Can you just believe those French people, crying and weeping while Germans march into Paris?  I guess some people (non-bankers) must not appreciate the advantages of a "united" Europe.  I am sure your parents and ancestors didn't cry and weep when my grandfather occupied Germany.

Germany should neither pay, nor print, nor shut up.  They should exit the Euro and issue a DM backed by gold.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 17:05 | 1952606 OttoMBMP
OttoMBMP's picture

Yep. You know, we live in 2011. And people have no other idea than bringing up 1940. This is pointless. This is ridiculous.
Germany has never regained sovereignty after 1945. We are the leasz responsible for this mess.
Yes, everyone should go back to the full gold standard.
Gold, peace and prosperity. Should not be that difficult.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 18:54 | 1952944 WhiteNight123129
WhiteNight123129's picture

Since French and Germans have killed each other copiously, I can tell you that we are kind of Fed up with it. We had a stupid Napoleon III attacking Prussia, they had a stupid Wilhelm II Kaiser in Foreign policy, we had a stupid Versailles settlement and they had a mad man running their country. In between our guys get killed and their guys get killed. We call them "Boches" they calls us by other birds´ name. Since we are neighbors and giving our history we have the priority at taking jabs at each other, but you guys stay away out of that and leave Otto alone please, that is OUR dirty laundry. The Germans are not more responsible than the French as usual it is our respective policy makers fucking up. They stay on their side of the Rhein, we stay on our side, we mind our respective businesses.


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 13:41 | 1951391 Heweliusz
Heweliusz's picture

OMG now I realise how Germany is just a poor innocent victim of the French who "cry and weep" (WTF??)

Please come back on earth.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:59 | 1952577 OttoMBMP
OttoMBMP's picture

You don't realize anything, my dear.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 17:41 | 1952768 Heweliusz
Heweliusz's picture

Indeed. Cause that was irony.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 19:00 | 1952955 i-dog
i-dog's picture

No, it wasn't ... it was sarcasm - and very poor sarcasm.

Germany is indeed just another pawn on the globalist chessboard.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 19:59 | 1953091 Heweliusz
Heweliusz's picture

You missed the point of Otto's comment.

"Germany is indeed just another pawn..." - agreed.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 15:31 | 1952041 WhiteNight123129
WhiteNight123129's picture

Otto go back to the Mark, we go back to the Franc and we print the Franc the way we want ok, let us stop this masquerade, let us keep a trading union and stop forcing things on people´s will. The French at this point if they were polled have no willingness whatsoever to merge with Germany and have no ill intent, you do your stuff back in Germany, we do our stuff and we live like good neighbors but we end that Euro masquerade. The EURO is mad idea from an incompetent politician (Jacques Delors), Italy had a much better trade situation compared to Germany back in the 90s check Michael Pettis blog he has a piece on that. France needs copious printing to make the banks liquid and then we need a miracle, a re-incarnation of DE GAULLE to advocate like DE GAULLE did a return to the Gold standard and we end this ridiculous fiat unbearable era of ours.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 16:57 | 1952569 OttoMBMP
OttoMBMP's picture

Fully agreed. We do not need a second Yugoslavia.
No normal German actually wanted to get in this crazy situation.
We did not want the euro, and we don't want to dominate this contninent (which is ridiculous anyway for a country of pensioners).

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 19:11 | 1952978 WhiteNight123129
WhiteNight123129's picture

Well Otto you have recognize that Wilhelm II was a super dumb ruler that got Germany on the wrong foreign policy tracks though. I guess he was as dumb as Napoleon III....


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 15:22 | 1952001 WhiteNight123129
WhiteNight123129's picture

Yes, that was a sad day indeed. Shit, Krauts go home (peacefully please), bring the ~Franc Français~ we will have inflation debasement of currency. The hell with this imposed monetary union!!

When I think about the following speech from de Gaulle about the Gold standard, it makes me sick!!!

Sarkozy is a midget, we had DE GAULLE and here is his point of view on teh GOLD STANDARD BACK IN 1965.


DE GAULLE February 1965 Press Conference: (google translate)

Well I'll try to explain my thinking on these points. As the states of Western Europe that have been ruined and decimated by war regain their substance, which was the situation on their own tend to appear as inadequate and often as abusive and dangerous. There is also this finding implies on their part and more so on the part of France, nothing unfriendly in respect of any country in particular, vis-à-vis America . But the fact that these states then want every day to act for themselves in any field of international relations, proceeds from the natural movement of things. This is the monetary system is implemented, reports cash if you are in practice in the world since the hardships of Europe made him lose his balance. I was talking of course the international monetary system that emerged after the First World War and which was established after the second. We know that this system from the Genoa Conference in 1922, this system attributed to two currencies, the pound and the dollar, the privilege of being held equivalent to gold in foreign trade. It is true that the pound was devalued in 1931 and that the dollar was in 1933. And we had to have thought that time that the privilege, this privilege badge, this badge advantage of these two currencies was compromised. But America overcame the Great Depression and then after World War II ruined the currencies of Western Europe are unleashing inflation. Since then almost all the reserves of the world were then held by the United States, and that they were universal providers and therefore they were able to maintain the value of their currencies. It might seem natural that States fissent indiscriminately into dollars or gold in their reserves. And that differences in the balance of payments were paid by credit transfer or sign U.S. money as well as the precious metal. And the international monetary system, the Gold Exchange Standard was therefore admitted almost ever since. But it is no longer in the same way to the realities of the present day. And therefore it has disadvantages in that will get heavy. As this issue of interest to the world must be considered calmly and objectively, that allows for the current situation that does nothing in this regard seems neither very urgent nor very alarming, it's time to do so. Note that the conditions which had been generated the Gold Exchange Standard have changed significantly. The currencies of the states of Western Europe were restored to the point that the gold reserves that these countries have, say these six states, six, their total gold reserve is equivalent to that of Americans. And even if it exceeds these states wanted to convert dollars into gold all they have for themselves. So this kind of transcendent value was recognized dollar has lost its original base was in the possession of the America most of the world's gold. But also the fact that many States accept in principle the dollars as well as gold to the regulations of the differences to their advantage in the U.S. balance of payments, this leads Americans into debt and free debt vis-à-vis other countries because they owe, they pay him at least in part with dollars that is up to them and not to issue with gold has real value, it only has to be won, and we can move to other safe and without sacrifice. But by then, this kind of facility that is assigned to unilateral America, helps to diminish the idea that the dollar is a sign impartial and international trade while it is an appropriate credit a state. Obviously there are other consequences to this situation. There is in particular the fact that the United States, for failing to pay in gold or at least totally negative differences of their payment, unlike the practice was once adopted, whereby states were asked to take, and if necessary a rigorous, if necessary, appropriate measures to establish balance, the United States I say, suffer every year from non-point deficit balances the total course of their trade are at their against it. Their material exports exceed imports. But it is also the case with dollars whose outputs exceed inputs always. Then he created in America by means of this must be called inflation of capital in the form of dollar loans granted to states or individuals are exported abroad, and of course this increase in U.S. currency in circulation makes it less profitable investments within the United States. Where home a growing propensity to invest abroad. Hence it follows for some countries a sort of expropriation of such of their companies. It must be said that this practice has long favored and still favors to some extent by using multiple and significant that America ready for many countries. And we ourselves, at other times, greatly benefited. But circumstances have changed and why France is advocating that the system is also changed. Stop this kind of fundamental imbalance that is now a fact. France has advocated, as you know, at the monetary conference in Tokyo. Given the potential consequences of a crisis that would occur in such a field, we believe that we must take timely means of avoiding it. We consider it necessary that international trade should be established as it was before the great evils of the world on a monetary basis indisputable and that bears the mark of any country in particular. What basis? In truth we do not see that there may actually test, a standard other than gold. And yes the gold that does not change its nature, which can be put differently bullion, in bar, in room, which has no nationality, which is eternally and universally held to immutable and fiduciary value par excellence of the rest . Whatever, in the midst of the immense hardships that we all crossed, whatever may have imagined, or say or write, or do, the fact is, that even today is not worth any money, if not by direct or indirect, real or perceived with gold. Of course one can not force any state to do what he must do within himself. But in international trade the supreme law, the golden rule, this is the case to say that we must restore honor and in force, the obligation to balance a currency area the other in and out of actual precious metal, the balance of payments resulting from their trade. Of course, the rude shock end without the Gold Exchange Standard which is the restoration of the gold standard and the additional measures that would be essential and transient in particular, the organization of international credit, based on this new, all this must be considered calmly between states. And in particular between those States which their economic and financial power confers a special responsibility. Besides appropriate frameworks in these studies and negotiations already exist. The International Monetary Fund which was established to ensure the solidarity of currencies, to insure as much as possible, the International Monetary Fund is certainly a decent place for such negotiations. The Committee of Ten, which as you know, is made independently of the United States and Britain on the one hand, France, Germany, Italy, Belgium and the Netherlands Netherlands, on the other hand Japan, Sweden and Canada, the Committee of Ten would prepare the necessary proposals and finally it is for the six states that appear on track to achieve an economic community of Western Europe, they belong to develop them and to enforce the outside, the sound system that would be consistent with common sense and that would meet the economic and financial power of reviving our old continent. France for its part is ready to actively contribute to this great reform is needed in the interest of the world.

The show today is sickening.....

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 13:54 | 1951478 He_Who Carried ...
He_Who Carried The Sun's picture

"Come Sweetheart, we must talk to Carla..."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:08 | 1950988 Mr Lennon Hendrix
Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

Two can be as bad as one

It's the loneliest number since the number one, uhh

No is the saddest experience you'll ever know

Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know

'Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do

One is the loneliest number, worse than two


It's just no good since you went awway

Now I spend my time making rhymes of yesterday

One is the loneliest number one is the loneliest

One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do!!

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 13:42 | 1951394 Don Birnam
Don Birnam's picture

I was thinking more along the lines of Queen:

Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:10 | 1950993 old naughty
old naughty's picture

You can't see the lies from behind, ORI...You can smell it tho.

Thanks for sharing.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:11 | 1951003 Oh regional Indian
Oh regional Indian's picture

Hah! Indeed ON. ;-)


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:36 | 1951124 InternetInfidel
InternetInfidel's picture

Sarkozy Whispering to Merkle: I'll spread your bunds unless you sterilize my Oats

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:43 | 1951147 Ratscam
Ratscam's picture

Ja Ferkel, fick mich!

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:20 | 1951034 CPL
Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:18 | 1951035 YesWeKahn
YesWeKahn's picture

You are too emotional, this thing only last one night.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:28 | 1951089 The Big Ching-aso
The Big Ching-aso's picture



"Your manly hand.   It's so soft, Angela."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 13:38 | 1951375 I am more equal...
I am more equal than others's picture

Eh, play hockey much?

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 21:57 | 1953400 Hard Assets
Hard Assets's picture

Do they both speak a common ?

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:50 | 1950905 1835jackson
1835jackson's picture

You can keep your money but I want yer baby!

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:50 | 1950907 Robslob
Robslob's picture

Jack and Jill went up the hill...yada yada yada?

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:54 | 1950930 Schmuck Raker
Schmuck Raker's picture

Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a dollar and a quarter.

JACK came back down with two fifty. OH!

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:59 | 1950953 High Plains Drifter
High Plains Drifter's picture

the diceman...........

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:10 | 1950996 American Dissident
American Dissident's picture

Two little socialists sitting in a tree - K I S S I N G

First comes Globalist love;

Then NWO marriage;

The comes tyranny in a baby carriage.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:08 | 1950989 ShankyS
ShankyS's picture

+1000 from the wayback machine. 

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:50 | 1950908 Tommy Gun
Tommy Gun's picture

Deffo reckon they are doing it.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:50 | 1950910 JimJones
JimJones's picture

"If you didn't wear high heeled shoes I would be taller than you."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:52 | 1950920 aeonautic
aeonautic's picture

That'd be Merkel saying that to Sarkozy, yeah?

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:06 | 1950976 Manthong
Manthong's picture

Imagine sending that picture back in time to the Ardennes in 1940 or Verdun in 1916.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:51 | 1950912 Zola
Zola's picture

Sarko the pimp !

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:51 | 1950913 SheepDog-One
SheepDog-One's picture

Angela, stop the inappropriate touching of my French kornhole.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:16 | 1950914 firstdivision
firstdivision's picture

Attempt 1:

Merkle: DSK usually holds onto my butt as we walk.  Do you mind?

Attempt 2:

Merkle: I hope you don't mind if we shit on each other.

Attempt 3:

Merkle: Let's see how far you can spread me.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:52 | 1950916 11b40
11b40's picture

I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:57 | 1950946 HD
HD's picture

I assure you - hers is bigger. MUCH bigger.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:52 | 1950917 Dick Darlington
Dick Darlington's picture

Come on now you little Napoleon wanna be, off the cliff we go hand in hand.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:52 | 1950918 samsoro
samsoro's picture

just don't try to rub my back like George W

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:53 | 1950923 11b40
11b40's picture

Oh boy.  Another out-of-town summit.  You did book us joining rooms again, didn't you.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:53 | 1950924 Big Corked Boots
Big Corked Boots's picture

"You were much better than Silvio..."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:57 | 1950948 Schmuck Raker
Schmuck Raker's picture

"You were much better than Silvio..."

"Why, thank you Nicolas."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:53 | 1950926 bnbdnb
bnbdnb's picture

Later, Angela, later.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:56 | 1950927 wisefool
wisefool's picture

Tell the fatherland to keep the dowry. The hoopleheaded americans are going to cover this on their credit cards. Timmah!

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:18 | 1951038 misled
misled's picture

+1 for the use of hooplehead. al swearngen would not stand for this shit...

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:25 | 1951072 wisefool
wisefool's picture

Bank of north dakota. MSM has been showing americans working the fraking feilds  living out the winter away from their families in RVs, while the Euroes are tapping the IMF (3rd world funds)

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:53 | 1950928 Lucius Corneliu...
Lucius Cornelius Sulla's picture

Must be a secret handshake.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:57 | 1950931 Gene Parmesan
Gene Parmesan's picture

Let's go back to my place and re-enact the Battle of France. I'll let you march all over me.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 13:04 | 1951225 scratch_en_sniff
scratch_en_sniff's picture

I just seen a french rifle for sale on ebay, the caption read "never used, only dropped once".

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 14:44 | 1951797 RemiG2010
RemiG2010's picture


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:54 | 1950932 Temporalist
Temporalist's picture

"The object of my affection, can change my complexion, from white to rosy red.

Anytime you hold my hand, tell me that you're mine." -Alfalfa to Darla

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:55 | 1950933 j0nx
j0nx's picture

Are these two banging each other? Every time I see them they are within inches of each other's mouths or holding hands. Creepy. George Bush rubbed her shoulders one time and she freaked the fuck out like a leper had just touched her yet she lets this creepy looking froggy violate her personal space at will. Odd. No understanding sociopaths though since their level of thought is so drastically different from a true human being.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:55 | 1950934 bokapita
bokapita's picture

In a marriage, Sarko, someone always gets fucked, and it is not going to be germany

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:55 | 1950935 i-dog
i-dog's picture

Your place or mine?

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:55 | 1950936 gimli
gimli's picture

C'mon m'love -- let's go in and lie to the growing hordes again.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:55 | 1950938 Schmuck Raker
Schmuck Raker's picture

"Ya think they bought it?"

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:55 | 1950939 vegas
vegas's picture

"I love a chick with man hands."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:13 | 1951010 LeBalance
LeBalance's picture

The denouement from "Crying Game," no?

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:56 | 1950941 HD
HD's picture

Holding hands and going off the cliff together...

Hey worked out for Thelma and Louise

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:56 | 1950942 spanish inquisition
spanish inquisition's picture

"If there is a divorce Nico, I will not agree to alimony for you and Europe. I do not care about the "life you have become accustomed to", you are all going to have to get jobs."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:57 | 1950947 Odin
Odin's picture


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:58 | 1950950 BurningFuld
BurningFuld's picture

Sarkozy: My wife won't let me do her so you're up Angela.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:59 | 1950951 BlackSea
BlackSea's picture

Deutchland touches alle

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 11:59 | 1950952 Alex Kintner
Alex Kintner's picture

Sarkozy going for the  “G-Spot”. He'll get this bitch to print.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:00 | 1950956 sangell
sangell's picture

I'll just slip her watch off, pocket it and look innocent when she notices its missing.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 14:03 | 1950958 Curtis LeMay
Curtis LeMay's picture

Unity, eh? Try Stalinists...

= = = = =


6 December 2011 14.53 GMT

A confidential paper circulated to EU leaders on Tuesday by Herman Van Rompuy, the EU council president, lays out plans whereby the European commission could be empowered to impose austerity measures on eurozone countries being bailed out, usurping the functions of government in countries such as Greece, Ireland, or Portugal.

Bailed-out countries could also be stripped of their voting rights in the EU, under radical proposals being discussed at the highest level in Brussels before this week's crucial EU summit on the sovereign debt crisis.

Depostism and tryanny are the European way - it's their knee jerk reaction to any problem...

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:01 | 1950960 nobusiness
nobusiness's picture

"Don't you run away now.  Your the only one with money"

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:05 | 1950964 Anomalous Howard
Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:03 | 1950965 NewWaveSlave
NewWaveSlave's picture

Sarkozy to Merkel: Trust me, it will only hurt for a little while.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:03 | 1950966 Captain Benny
Captain Benny's picture

"you're the most expensive girl I've ever bought.  Lets hope you're vag isn't sandpaper."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:06 | 1950967 steelrules
steelrules's picture

For when this thing finally falls apart, come Angela let me show you the guillotine.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:04 | 1950970 Lotus
Lotus's picture

If the Peugeot starts i'll take you for a ride.        Did you bring the gas card?

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:04 | 1950971 Burgess Shale
Burgess Shale's picture

"See, I still have a pulse.  Now let me check yours."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:04 | 1950972 Peter K
Peter K's picture

"Don't worry Angie, Silvio is not inside"

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:05 | 1950974 Canadian Dirtlump
Canadian Dirtlump's picture

Le Berlusconi called you an unfuckable lard ass but I will be more than happy to fuck zee lard off zat ass.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:05 | 1950975 Careless Whisper
Careless Whisper's picture

They don't call me Angela von Schtupp for nothin

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:06 | 1950978 poor fella
poor fella's picture

I can't wait for little Timmy to arrive.. Did you bring the baby oil and rubber sheets?

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:06 | 1950979 Dinho360
Dinho360's picture

"You're no Carla Bruni but I'll do what I can to save France's dignity"

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:06 | 1950980 mirac
mirac's picture

Merkel says, "Yes, I take it up the ass."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:06 | 1950981 Peter K
Peter K's picture

"Don't worry Angie, Silvio is doing Carla in the guest house."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:06 | 1950982 sangell
sangell's picture

Come on Angela just touch it.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:07 | 1950984 VelvetHog
VelvetHog's picture

"Take-away women don't fail."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:08 | 1950986 Hamboned
Hamboned's picture

Weeee're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of OZ!

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:08 | 1950987 YesWeKahn
YesWeKahn's picture

Sarco, don't touch that, way too much responsability.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:09 | 1950991 Matt1973
Matt1973's picture

"Come with me, I'll show you how to really f-up a country"

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:09 | 1950992 catch edge ghost
catch edge ghost's picture

Merkel: Now remember, Mr. Geithner prefers that you swallow.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:10 | 1950994 azzhatter
azzhatter's picture

Angie do you take it in the arse?

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:10 | 1950997 thunderchief
thunderchief's picture

An intimate EU moment, turned Nasty Americana...


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:11 | 1950998 the not so migh...
the not so mighty maximiza's picture

She has all that cushion for the pushin

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:11 | 1951002 Richard Chesler
Richard Chesler's picture

Come on!

It's only bankster cock!


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:12 | 1951004 Odin
Odin's picture

"Market's Rise on Euro Zone Hope"

...ahh wait they've already used that one haven't they...

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:12 | 1951006 jekyll island
jekyll island's picture

Come on and show me how you got your PhD, Andrea. 

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:12 | 1951007 Gully Foyle
Gully Foyle's picture

Angela: Bush tried that shit too.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:12 | 1951009 i_fly_me
i_fly_me's picture

"Sarkozy, keep smiling and if you ever tell anyone I don't have a pulse, I will drain you."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:13 | 1951012 billybobtx
billybobtx's picture

"You got some splooge on your hand"

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:15 | 1951018 Cdad
Cdad's picture

"It's not you.  It's me."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:15 | 1951019 MayIMommaDogFac...
MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

Angie: "Do I look fat in this?"

Snarko (thought balloon): "Is she @#$%^& serious?"

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:15 | 1951020 tekhneek
tekhneek's picture

What the fuck is it with this guy and holding hands...

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:15 | 1951021 LongSoupLine
LongSoupLine's picture



"Give me your hand. I want you to feel my rising bond."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:16 | 1951025 bill1102inf
bill1102inf's picture

Gold.... like a date with a tranny ..... everything goes fine ... until the surprise at the end!

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:16 | 1951028 LeBalance
LeBalance's picture


"Well, I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Angela (Lola)."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:16 | 1951029 Long-John-Silver
Long-John-Silver's picture

Instead of Lunch lets go roll around naked in the Gold Vault again. It makes me feel so barbaric I can perform better.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:16 | 1951030 I am a Man I am...
I am a Man I am Forty's picture

Sarkozy:  Angela!  Give me your finger I want to stick it up my ass.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:18 | 1951036 Meatier Shower
Meatier Shower's picture

"It's easy Angela. Just take your right hand here and press the 'print' button."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:20 | 1951047 marcusfenix
marcusfenix's picture

Merkel- "try and grab my hand again little man and I will blitzkrieg your azz back to the 1930's..."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:32 | 1951050 BennyBoy
BennyBoy's picture

When we get inside, Sarkozy, you will suck my dick.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:20 | 1951051 The 100 Trillio...
The 100 Trillion Dollar Man's picture

Kiss da frog and ya gets ta prints.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:25 | 1951079 Atomizer
Atomizer's picture

Angela, I hope you didn't forget to pack your Strap-on harness?

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:29 | 1951091 Bahamas
Bahamas's picture

Gosh! we're wearing the same clothes...what a shame. And worse, they are made in Italy.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:31 | 1951093 ugmug
ugmug's picture

"Trust me Angela. This is how bonds get laid, I mean blondes...."


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:32 | 1951109 mpelbidu1447
mpelbidu1447's picture

Let's grab dinner, you got the check.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:41 | 1951126 falak pema
falak pema's picture

Carla's man and Karla's daughter; read "the Spy who came in from the cold" and its sequel the Karla trilogy. Its all about why Merkel has Bismarck's blood. She will keep saying Nein, she is still a 'Spartacus' girl. You don't bend to the Lord of wayward capitalism, to GS and his cabal.

Karla's iron girl and Bismarck's daughter...Sarko, like parachuted Circus agent behind the lines doesn't have the place to move his little toe, its all preprogrammed, the score, Ode to Beethoven land.

Will GS, LIKE GEORGE SMILEY, be able to pull it off, against old enemy Karla ???

Wow, lets play at being John Le Carre!

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:37 | 1951128 rfaze
rfaze's picture


let me get the "strap-on" and we will get started......

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:38 | 1951131 sangell
sangell's picture

Nicky did I tell the Stasi had a file on you? It contains some very disturbing information about you.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:40 | 1951132 MsCreant
MsCreant's picture

Sarkozy: Get back here, Angie. Don't look too eager. Wait your turn. You know France will get bailout funds from the US $ trough before Germany.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:40 | 1951137 Snakeeyes
Snakeeyes's picture
They should have shown "Timmy the Weasel" holding hands with them. The creep sidesteps question on Fed but admits the IMF (a subsidiary of the US Federal Government) will continue to fund European bailout. S&P Places EFSF On CreditWatch Negative – EuroSov Reaction is “Meh.” Geithner Sidesteps The Fed Bailout Question, But Admits to Continuing IMF Bailouts

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:41 | 1951140 Xanadu_doo
Xanadu_doo's picture

"Wonder Twin powers -- ACTIVATE! Form of a giant windfall from the IMF. Shape of infinite ZIRP and QE!"

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:42 | 1951143 Jon Valjon
Jon Valjon's picture

Angela Von Shtupp: Would you like another schnitzengruben? 
Sarkozy: Yes, thank you. There is no limit on schnitzengruben. 

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:45 | 1951156 ActionFive
ActionFive's picture

No one will say anything, I'm just fat.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:46 | 1951163 BeerBrewer09
BeerBrewer09's picture

Let's go make our own Eiffel Tower upstairs with Barack.  /--\

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:53 | 1951176 ugmug
ugmug's picture

"All this talk about mounting debt makes me horny. This time Angela you be the debt."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:52 | 1951184 surf0766
surf0766's picture

scissor with me

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:55 | 1951190 gimli
gimli's picture

Could your vife really get me Voody Allen's autograph?

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:55 | 1951191 besnook
besnook's picture

sarkozy: angela, you promised i would only have to do this 6 times. did you shave, at least, this time.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:56 | 1951192 Ratscam
Ratscam's picture

Let's go empty the bar. You will look like Giselle Buendchen to me.

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 13:02 | 1951215 Alex Kintner
Tue, 12/06/2011 - 12:57 | 1951195 Jon Valjon
Jon Valjon's picture



Or -

Angela Von Shtupp:  Willkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. C'mon in. 



Tue, 12/06/2011 - 13:02 | 1951214 Stuck on Zero
Stuck on Zero's picture

"Really, you foolish man.  Just because we slept together doesn't mean I feel anything for you."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 13:03 | 1951219 The 100 Trillio...
The 100 Trillion Dollar Man's picture

Voulez-vous printez avec moi, ce soir?

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 13:09 | 1951245 Jon Valjon
Jon Valjon's picture


Or -

Hedley Sarkozy: Angela. Angela, Angela, Angela, ankles, Angela, Angela…. I cannot find the words to truly express my joy at the rekindling of our association.

Angela Von Shtupp: Bullshit. What's the job?

Hedley Sarkozy: I love it when you talk dirty. 


Tue, 12/06/2011 - 13:09 | 1951248 chindit13
chindit13's picture

"You ain't no Charles de Gaulle, Nicky"

"Well, you're no Konrad Adenauer, so let's call it even."

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 13:12 | 1951254 sabra1
Tue, 12/06/2011 - 13:12 | 1951255 loveyajimbo
loveyajimbo's picture

Merkel wants to play "Hide the knockwurst"...

Tue, 12/06/2011 - 13:18 | 1951276 kralizec
kralizec's picture

Merkel - "Did you fart?"

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!