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Thu, 09/29/2011 - 07:51 | 1721364 Harlequin001
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Euro TARP? You must be joking. You just know that after the collapse Europe II is coming because we just didn't go far enough this time.

Next time it will be as a Federation of European States able to issue bonds so that no one can escape the clutches of debt...

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 08:27 | 1721467 Alex Kintner
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Euro Banksters have "Bonus Envy" of US Banksters. Thus they need to cram thru this Euro TARP before the final collapse. Bend over Euro-Taxpayers, it's your turn. May I recommend the Petroleum jelly for a smooth experience.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 09:02 | 1721513 Harlequin001
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You can but I don't need it; I don't live there...

A self imposed exile can be a wonderful thing...

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 07:49 | 1721370 Oh regional Indian
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Fed Employment and Education.

Is that the FEE conference? I can see why the Fed like it.

More fees all around, FTW!


Billary Caught, Now Waught?

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 07:56 | 1721387 Jayda1850
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Employment and education

Two things the government has utterly failed at, yet seem to be experts on.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 07:55 | 1721381 msmith
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The USD seems to be still driving the market direction.  The EURUSD is on the verge of another major move lower and the S&P could finally break through the lower end of it conolidation range for a move lower as well .

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 09:08 | 1721621 MichaelG
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Yeah?  Or not.



Prev Close: 1.3526

Last Trade: 1.3628


S&P 500 Futures + 1.5%

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 08:01 | 1721396 youngman
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I think it the German vote day...that is the news for the day.....Unemployment has not matters for weeks now...totally ignored....and the big deal...its all the German vote and how successful it was......weeeee....more debt..printing..and we celebrate...but WE....are stupid

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 08:11 | 1721411 GeneMarchbanks
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Plosser will say "Goldman rules the world" much to the outrage of Lloyd and Geithner. At this point it'll come about (by the AP) that Barroso Merkel and Sarkozy have indeed planned for decades now, a huge European wide "Orgy Fest" known as "Eurogasm 2012: Fuck The End Of The World". This, as you can imagine, will cause world markets to rally by 12% and also, more interestingly increase sex-toy sales in the Netherlands to quadruple which will, in turn, save the EU from recession.

 'Potentially Volatile' Data to say the least.
Thu, 09/29/2011 - 08:07 | 1721414 Monedas
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523 German Socialists versus 85 Austrian Wunder Wirtschaft leaning politicians ! Austrian Austerity ? Ain't gonna happen with that kind of Socialist Stew ! Keep on hoardin' ! Monedas 2011 Imagine all the Jackson family at Michael's deathbed with all his most intimate caderie of friends cum handlers and the house is purged by a stable fire ! One rat's nest less ! Oh, the animal husbandry !

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 08:17 | 1721439 snowball777
Thu, 09/29/2011 - 08:16 | 1721437 LongSoupLine
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I don't know about you guys, but I'm just waiting with bated breath to what Steve Liesman and Bob Pisani think.  Only then will I make my trading and investment moves.

For those of you at home that would like to make the same investment decision, I recommend you proceed with these highly technical tips:

1) Put all your wealth in a pile;

2) Saturate said pile in diesel fuel;

3) Find your nearest ignition source;

4) ...ok, you get the idea.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 08:18 | 1721440 snowball777
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5) give it a great big hug

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 08:26 | 1721461 Mr_Wonderful
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Given the limp economic data of the last weeks the economy should really nosedive in November. As a result, since the market wants to be ahead of the curve, it will crash next month as predicted by those seven million plus October put contracts against the S&P 500.

Thu, 09/29/2011 - 08:35 | 1721492 msmith
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It appears we have more correction higher ahead of us on the AUDUSD, which could signal equities higher as well.
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