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...Just because the surgeon general recommends laughing for 5 minutes at least once a day.

 

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Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:35 | 1596486 dwdollar
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I see a pattern.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:58 | 1596641 smlbizman
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now if we can get back to 3 :00 being launch time things will be like the old days

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 18:01 | 1596897 JPM Hater001
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I see a smiley face.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 18:14 | 1596926 Cognitive Dissonance
Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:35 | 1596488 spiral_eyes
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sell the fucking spike!

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:37 | 1596503 caerus
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STFSGDISTFS!!!

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:36 | 1596490 MobBarley
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I was expecting some archaic text from the Vatican library and I get this.

 

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:36 | 1596492 vocational tainee
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It`a curve in space...

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:37 | 1596495 Financial_Guard...
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Laugh bitchez!

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 17:45 | 1596847 andybev01
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Too much of anything can hurt you.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/laughing.asp

.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:37 | 1596496 Racer
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The leeches stand back and "Allow" it to ramp high so they can sell at a higher price

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:38 | 1596499 Racer
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Double post, sorry ..connection problem...

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:37 | 1596501 101 years and c...
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so, if the 2's-10's steepener is on, why is there no volume??????? 

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:38 | 1596505 Ellesmere
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Well THAT tells the story...

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:38 | 1596510 2DollarBill
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Jackass Hole, Bitchez!

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:43 | 1596536 rocker
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Jack Ass Market.  The only thing I don't get is who pushes the market up to cause short covering rallies. 

What or how do they gain. 

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:39 | 1596513 reader2010
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In China, red means great while green means shit.  Welcome to the Chinese century.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:39 | 1596514 rubearish10
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FUBAR, I say! I'll tell ya one thing. Volatility VXX has turned. Negative expectations are real and well supported. There's plenty of room on the bear side of the boat. Although in either direction, one must have very large hairy ones.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:40 | 1596516 zorba THE GREEK
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Tomorrow, the volume should be even lighter. Good day for manipulation.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:42 | 1596527 IMA5U
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the global governments have the markets just where they want them

 

they are ripe for manipulation

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:41 | 1596518 youngman
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Well they just raised the margin requirment 27%....should be down again tomorrow...

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:42 | 1596532 Eireann go Brach
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Someone else laughed for 5 minutes straight today too. Austin Powers woke up from being cryogenically frozen for 30 years, turned on the TV, seen Obama and screamed with laughter "What the fuck happened to America while I was away"

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 16:52 | 1596598 Barb Dwire
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Meh, I just doubled down on my puts today. Not worried.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 17:00 | 1596651 JW n FL
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Keiser Report: Bankers & Aliens (E175)

From: RussiaToday | Aug 23, 2011 | 23,008 views

http://www.youtube.com/user/RussiaToday#p/u/13/pudykXGTDtg

This week Max Keiser and co-host, Stacy Herbert, notice that looking back is not an option when all the evidence is destroyed by the SEC and Max tries to explain the gold / Treasury conundrum. In the second half of the show Max talks to Catherine Austin Fitts about exponential fraud and the financial coup d'etat.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 17:20 | 1596698 BlackholeDivestment
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...I saw that. Very good interview. They tried to kill her too. Pretty good gal to avoid hitting cars, must have an angel or three standing by. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8QFgrgw4d8

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 17:44 | 1596843 JW n FL
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I am just now catchig up with her.. Catherine Austin Fitz! this lady is so smart and sooooo on topic that I think we all owe her our undivided attention for just a few minutes!

http://www.youtube.com/user/thesolarireport

http://solari.com/

She worked for Daddy Bush until Clinton forced her out.. Catherine Austin Fitz is Fucking Fantastic!

anyone who can not understand why building a local economic base is so VERY! Important.. should watch this as well ---->  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYuLjGQQ-jg

and to round out you information needed to be able to speak the language here in ZeroHedge -----> http://www.youtube.com/user/bstill3?feature=chclk#p/a/u/2/qoVlcWvxffc

 

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 18:11 | 1596920 JW n FL
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjUPb4Z2M_o&feature=player_embedded#!

OBAMAS FRIEND JP MORGAN CHASE CEO JAMIE DIMON PROFITS FROM FOOD STAMPS!

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 18:16 | 1596928 JW n FL
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZuQo4unTLk&feature=player_embedded

American WEALTH DESTRUCTION explained by Catherine Austin Fitts

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 20:13 | 1597448 New_Meat
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dude: u b talkin' to u self.

Is it good?

- Ned

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 17:10 | 1596699 Clown Short
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Upticz!

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 17:13 | 1596716 chinga1000
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Tyler,

I have been here quitely for 2 years and never emailed. Is there a way to directly email you? Thank you.

Chingadera

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 18:06 | 1596906 Shirley Wilfahrt
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Lower....lower....now to the right a bit hon....now....

Turn on the light.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 17:18 | 1596736 MarkTwainsMustache
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Panic now, avoid the rush later

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 17:22 | 1596749 Anonymouse
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You've got to laugh once a day.

Because a day with sunshine is like.....

Night

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 17:31 | 1596788 JimBowie1958
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Did you mean a day WITHOUT sunshine is like...night?

Just wondering if it might be some Neurotypical form of humor.

Thu, 08/25/2011 - 10:00 | 1599195 Anonymouse
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I did mean "without".  Not much of a typist.  But I'm an excellent driver

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 17:24 | 1596754 jbc77
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This is un-fucking real. These markets reek of desperatation and thats how you know something is about to break or is already fucking broken. They used to levitate the trading day with a POMO, not it's just hot smelly air.

Ten years ago I just never imagined this could happen. Just utter corruption and manipulation. You have the president kicking the NY attourney genneral off the mortgage settlement case and a few days prior he fires the head of S&P. It's just surreal. I feel like we're living in an episode of the Twillight Zone and it feels very lonely cause 99% of the people around me have no clue.

 

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 17:41 | 1596831 aldante
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Read my mind especially the last sentence.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 17:28 | 1596774 adr
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I saw the end of the day and couldn't believe it. It looked like everyone went to sleep from 11am to 2:30PM then all of a sudden the floodgates opened at 3:58.

I just can't believe every news outlet hasn't come out and exposed the total outright manipulation of the market. You can even tell that every commenter on CNBC doesn't believe a single word coming out of their mouths, but they are paid to use language that support the market ramp job, so...

 

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 17:43 | 1596838 TruthInSunshine
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< ---  Lauging because of the shooting war that has broken out between ZH & Roubini on Twitter.

Roubini is drunk on Keynesian Fruit Punch this afternoon and is lauding the magical qualities of government stimulus.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 18:10 | 1596918 UGrev
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I love this one by Roubini: 

Keynes was 100% right: 7 of 9 academic/econometric studies of fiscal stimulus prove it worked. Hacks w/o PhD shut up

If Keynes was 100% right, then wouldn't the studies have been 9/9?

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 18:15 | 1596925 Fiat2Zero
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Didn't the Hacks _with_ PhDs get us into all this trouble?

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 18:22 | 1596946 UGrev
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with math like 7/9=100% .. does that answer your question?

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 18:22 | 1596949 nmewn
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Here is a man who sees clearly + 10

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 21:41 | 1597779 TruthInSunshine
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As Zero Hedge replied, when Roubini brought up the ad hominem and red herring of PhD in economics, how did that PLUS nuclear physicists work out for Long Term Capital Management, or Enron (where Krugman provided consulting services)?

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 20:25 | 1597480 New_Meat
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If Keyenes and the current administration are right, and Anti-Zetuni cardz (EBT cards) are "stimulative" to the economy, well, then we ought to have more, more, more.

  • Publix in FLA: "We accept EBT"
  • Kroger in TX: "We accept EBT"
  • in CO: "We accept EBT"
  • Shaws in MA: "We accept EBT"
  • in CA: "We accept EBT"

and the beat goes on.

What a waste.  Unsnarl the enployment rules, job formation, company formation, etc.  Wasted time is wasted lives.

How many wasted lives?  Get up, go to work, get a sucky check (w/gov't vig way too  high).  But at least be a man/woman.  Out from under the scheme for < 1/2 of your life, at a best guess.

Many of my dark green bubbaz were so disgusted with this whole mess, well, they found a way out.  But it took serious ballz to do so.

pisses me off, don't cha' know.

- Ned

Do all y'all think that this pisses me off?  WASTED HUMAN POTENTIAL!!

dang

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 18:12 | 1596921 Fiat2Zero
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Hope Tyler takes that flabby Keynesian Roubini to task.  Put his face on the mat.  Fight club demands it.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 19:11 | 1597160 chump666
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Roubini couldn't trade himself out of a paper bag, f*cking clueless guy. 

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 18:28 | 1596963 Everybodys All ...
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Don't think it's impossible that guys like Roubini would like to see the US fail. Put it another way. I don't trust him or guys like him anymore.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 18:31 | 1596974 TruthInSunshine
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Guys, guys, Roubini successfully predicted 18 of the last 3 recessions, and 14 of the last 5 recoveries.

Let's put things in perspective.

And yes, he has a PhD in the most dismal science of all.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 18:50 | 1597049 Calculated_Risk
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what a tool.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 18:59 | 1597101 LongOfTooth
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definition please

First of all, w.r.t. Accum. Volume Diff: does that stand for Accumulation Volume Distribution or is it Accumulated Volume Distribution or is it neither?  The same, different or ?

Second:  I've spent some time trying to find a definition for Accum. Volume Diff and the only thing I've found which seems to be close is the definition of Accumulation Distibution but I'm not sure how close it is because it compares the opening and closing prices to the trading range for the period and the result is then used to weight the volume traded.  It appears that the chart you've shown us is more dynamic than that.  bwdik 

Anyway a definition would be most welcome.

TIA

 

 

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 19:00 | 1597108 Karl Tashjian
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Five minutes of laughs indeed.

 

Makes me want to design a volume weighted momo algo. You'd think they'd already have those though.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 19:04 | 1597124 chump666
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hahahaha awesome isn't it?  A volume less market.  That was a thin meltup, topped range and sell off due.  Funny Asia sold off last session.  They do that again next three hrs, then a MAJOR bear signal is kicking in, Bernanke the money printing a-hole may have a Asia crisis to deal with.  That would smack his dumb ass down.

Wed, 08/24/2011 - 19:11 | 1597159 defn8Dog
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The trade machines sniff out the stop a short seller has in place, voila!, a bid is "discovered".

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