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Twitter Hit By Major Service Outage

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Yes, Twitter is down for everyone, apparently impacting countries around the world. No need to strap on the kevlar vest and be on the look out for the stealth choppers...

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Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:47 | 2547668 GeneMarchbanks
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No one will know I had diarrhea today.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:48 | 2547673 Conventional Wisdumb
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I do!

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:51 | 2547694 Ahmeexnal
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It's on. Internet and banking global shutdown taking place. You have just Won a vacation to FEMA camp Kalifornia.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:54 | 2547715 PY-129-20
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Meanwhile in the UK:

"NatWest online banking meltdown: Millions of customers unable to move money or pay bills as accounts freeze"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2162630/NatWest-Royal-Bank-Scotl...

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:01 | 2547735 sunaJ
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Comcast is down for me, too. Last hour. A rare event. Hmmm...

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:18 | 2547788 IBelieveInMagic
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Kitco is down for maintenance :)

Yahoo finance has no indexes.

Oh well, time to paint the tape.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:29 | 2547840 old naughty
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wat...wat...happened?

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 14:17 | 2548076 prains
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don't worry god's gift to everything the engineers are on it

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 14:48 | 2548181 Dr. Engali
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Comcast is down because they just suck. I always have problems with them.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 21:33 | 2549505 RiverRoad
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How convenient.........Always seems to happen on market days like this.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:12 | 2547772 ACP
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So this sound like just a dry run for the real thing then, with a little realism thrown in.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:15 | 2547781 Uncle Remus
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A little ugly on the side.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:33 | 2547718 Tippoo Sultan
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Do not panic. This is merely a regularly-scheduled HAL2012 government data mining op, which will be completed shortly.

Now, move along, folks. Nothing to see here.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 21:04 | 2549424 mjcOH1
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Oh, the humanity.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:03 | 2547743 Hippocratic Oaf
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Abso-fuckin-lutly. The FED is loading software. Freedom be damned!

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:08 | 2547760 Uncle Remus
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The camp with the difference, never mind the weather; when you're shipped to FEMA, the 'oliday's forever!

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 14:07 | 2548037 CaptainObvious
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+1 for quoting the greatest album of all time.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 14:28 | 2548120 Uncle Remus
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Certainly on the short list. I'm a Quadrophenia fan meself.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 21:10 | 2549442 cruxofthebiscuit
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"The price of meat has just gone up
An' yer ol' lady has just gone down . . . "

Not a personal reference, mind you. Except the meat part.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:49 | 2547676 fightthepower
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Fuck you Bernanke!

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:51 | 2547693 NuYawkFrankie
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Post O' The Day ;)

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:55 | 2547714 DeltaCharlie
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Bank Holiday begins!! Yay. 

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:14 | 2547776 azzhatter
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Better close down my backyard

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:41 | 2547895 Uncle Remus
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You say that like it's a bad thing. "Ignorance is bliss" applies here.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:47 | 2547670 FL_Conservative
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It's ALL going down now!  You can't resolve the issue if it's caused by central planning!

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:48 | 2547677 Cognitive Dissonance
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Mrs. Cog broke it. Sorry about that guys. :)

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:50 | 2547689 Dagny Taggart
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lol - code eleven - twitter down

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:53 | 2547701 Cognitive Dissonance
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Mrs Cog breaks everything she touches.

EVERYTHING.

<"What's that? Yes dear, I was only kidding.">

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:28 | 2547822 The Limerick King
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My wife has an Amazon grip

What once was a gusher's a drip

Some pleasure, some pain

Some financial gain

There's no need to order a snip

 

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:55 | 2547973 The Limerick King
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It has come to my attention that this limerick may contain some unintentional Canadiana ....some of us Canucks refer to a vasectomy as a "snip" (e.g. "He just got snipped"). My apologies for any confusion (You know what they say about explaining jokes.....I think it's the same for limericks!)

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:54 | 2547975 Cognitive Dissonance
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There is nothing to the rumor that Cog has been gripped and snipped.

Nuttin' I tell ya.

<Yes dear, I'll go shopping with you in a minute.>

Now where was I? :>)

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 14:29 | 2548125 Uncle Remus
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Wait - was that an octave higher?

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:49 | 2547680 Jonas Parker
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Oh no! My "tweets" have been "bleeped"!

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:49 | 2547681 EscapeKey
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With Twitter down, where will they announce that they'll be straight back up again?

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:49 | 2547685 BLOTTO
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Twitter can be such a TWAT

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:51 | 2547688 CvlDobd
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It went out about the same time the Dow stopped dropping. Must of been the inability of Tyler to spread truth so everyone bought the stocks lie.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:50 | 2547690 PersonalRespons...
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404 Bitzhes!

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:53 | 2547706 g
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Twitter is stupid anyways, who cares.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:26 | 2547824 Strider52
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WTF is "Twitter"?

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 20:29 | 2549321 Sokhmate
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a virtual space to twat.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:53 | 2547708 john_connor
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End of days

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:56 | 2547716 ThisIsBob
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Iran.  (And good for them.)

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 12:57 | 2547724 t_kAyk
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Can we please do this to Farcebook?  Pleeeeeeaaase???

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:00 | 2547732 cougar_w
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Mayans

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:03 | 2547745 Cognitive Dissonance
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There's more than one? :)

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:09 | 2547761 knukles
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(California Val Girl Voice)

Waaaaaiiit...
What's with that calendar if they're all dead already?

I doooon't get iiiit....

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:11 | 2547770 Uncle Remus
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OMG

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:20 | 2547797 cougar_w
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I am soooo not inviting the Mayans to my slumber party.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 13:07 | 2547758 spekulatn
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Bath salts, bitchez!

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