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UBS Cranks Up The European M.A.D.

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Building on yesterday's discussion of the lack of an integrated banking system and credible lender of last resort in Europe, UBS appears to have gone thermonuclear this morning. Their lengthy article 'What If Greece Goes?' outlines the contagion risk from an 'orderly' exit as markets, international trading companies, and bank depositors will all anticipate the consequences likely resulting in economic disorder. Their remains a great deal of complacency about the ability of firewalls to prevent this - but as they note - should bank runs begin, even a pan-European deposit guarantee scheme will not stop rational depositors extending bank runs instead of gambling on the probability of policy-maker actions. Laying out Greece's options (renegotiate austerity or default), UBS summarizes the situation more profoundly: "Integrate Or Die" as without a Euro confederation (in their eyes), continental Europe will cry 'havoc' once again.

 

UBS - What If Greece Goes

The flaw in the Euro

The Euro at once embodies too little and too much government. The single currency lacks many of the institutions generally assumed to be necessary in a functioning monetary union. At the same time, those institutions that do exist are structured in a particularly rigid manner, and do not exhibit the ability to adapt that would allow the changing circumstances of the Euro crisis to be managed.

Why an orderly exit becomes disorderly

We believe that Greece remains in the Euro, as the costs of departure are excessive to both Greece and the Euro area. If Greece even considers making an exit of the Euro, markets, international trading companies and bank depositors will all anticipate the consequences. This anticipation of exit would likely result in economic disorder. The anticipation, and not the act of leaving, will in all probability lead to a cessation of international trade in the conventional sense, the inability of the government to raise any finance in the markets, and bank runs.

The contagion risk

In the event of a Greek exit, contagion risks clearly exist. There seems to be a great deal of official complacency about the ability of firewalls to prevent this. The risk lies in the contagion of bank runs. Bank runs, if they occur, will likely arise because of existential risks about the Euro, rather than solvency or liquidity risks about banking systems. If this does occur, then pan Euro deposit guarantee schemes (however worthy and desirable) are unlikely to provide a remedy. The possibility of other economies joining Greece in a disorderly departure from the Euro must be assumed to be very high – and it is this risk that suggests rational policy-makers would not wish to gamble on the probabilities.

Greece’s options

Greece’s options from the current standpoint would appear to resolve into some careful renegotiation of the austerity plans (and potentially restructuring the current debt again), or defaulting with an effective repudiation of the debt. There is plenty of precedent for defaulting inside a monetary union of course, so exit should not be assumed to be automatic. A default would require a recapitalised banking system (that is currently in progress) and a “forced loan” approach to financing the primary budget deficit.

A Maastricht for modern times

If the Euro’s existential crisis continues to grow, steps will be required to prevent the contagion effects. One option may be to propose a modern Maastricht Treaty. Just as the original Maastricht set out a timetable to achieve monetary union, so a modern Maastricht could lay out the necessary steps to correct the dysfunctional monetary union that now exists. A credible plan of action that commits to the continued existence of the supposedly irrevocable monetary union could reduce the risk of politicians being overpowered by the centrifugal forces in the Euro area.

Integrate or die?

The Euro area faces some tough decisions. Either there is more Europe – integration within the Euro area and a subsuming of sovereignty into a commonwealth of some description. The alternative is a disorderly break-up. An orderly break-up is simply not an option, because to embark on an orderly break-up is to invite a disorderly break-up in anticipation of the end-game. Either we have a Euro confederation and a commitment to the integrity of the union of seventeen countries, or once again continental Europe will cry “havoc”.

 

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Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:13 | 2454485 Doubleguns
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extending bank runs instead of gambling on the probability of policy-maker actions.

 

Is this really a choice?

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:16 | 2454509 Rubicon
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Euro Group Working Group in action...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YawagQ6lLrA

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:46 | 2454594 CPL
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It's been my theory for years that this is how it gets done.  Design by committee and enjoy the awesome flavor of failure.  Oh well, gives the those with Art's, law and political science (ha!  whatever..science) something to do.

 

 

 

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:53 | 2454612 youngman
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No you know why someone like Adolph Hitler came to power..he did things...and people wanted things done..

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 10:42 | 2454797 Sudden Debt
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so true. And it wasn't just Adolf, mussolini.... they where all over the place. And let's not forget that even before the war American leaders where behind their policies and even wanted to adopt it in the US to.

And the conspiracy that the US actually pushed Japan into the US war is also growing on me as something that is perfectly normal.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:14 | 2454490 homer8043
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Why would they do that? Doesn't Greece have about the largest, probably unpaid, army in Europe excluding Russia?

Silly note. More likely this means a Greek exit means destruction for UBS, hence the panic in the note.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:17 | 2454510 LULZBank
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UBS is also exposed to bad loans/mortgages in Eastern Europe.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:39 | 2454574 spastic_colon
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exactly....kinda like writing their own epitaph

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:14 | 2454495 bdc63
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and the countdown begins for the pan-European Bank Holiday

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:14 | 2454496 DeadFred
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Ssshhh! You're going to spook the sheep.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:59 | 2454632 unrulian
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right...hit them in the head with a fracking frying pan wouldn't trear them away from e-tv

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:14 | 2454497 OttoMBMP
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"Integrate or die" --- To enforce this type of integration which no normal people ever wanted was the overlords' plan from the very beginning.

So, die EUSSR. It is time.

And Europe will have a chance to live.

 

 

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:25 | 2454531 DeadFred
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Once you see the video of the last 1000 years of European history is the earlier post you can get a feel for the problem, they don't trust or like each other. Europe will need a new emperor but who will head it? I'm one of the few on ZH who think they'll do it but 'Who?' will be the biggest hurdle to jump.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:41 | 2454583 brooklynlou
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The emperor will be whoever wants to co-sign the loans.

The only ones with any cash in their checkbook is Germany. Problem is a) nobody trusts them b) their own people don't want to run up the credit cards to buy Europe.

 

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:43 | 2454587 Confused
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When you say "they'll do it" I'm hoping you are refering to the politicians/bankers. Only they see upside to this. Because it would appear that from the peoples stand point, this experiement has been a failure.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:52 | 2454608 Poetic injustice
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Holy Roman Empire, of course.

I'd buy one greek as butler and one Italian as gardener on discount sale.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:15 | 2454499 GCT
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The article talks about banks runs.  Reading here it looks like the bank run in several countries has begun in earnest.  I think the UBS scenario has already begun.  What th EU does about it is another story.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:16 | 2454500 Cognitive Dissonance
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".....even a pan-European deposit guarantee scheme will not stop rational depositors extending bank runs instead of gambling on the probability of policy-maker actions."

I almost laughed out loud when I read "rational depositors". Are there any rational people/depositors left who are still fully participating in this insanity? 

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:38 | 2454571 DeadFred
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They aren't worried about the ones who are fully participating in the insanity. The worry is about the ones who are tentatively participating.

The world is full of participants who are ready to jump ship and leave some other fool holding the bag.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 10:04 | 2454656 carbonmutant
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I think think they mean people like Fizzlebook investors...lol

Those who only with draw a little at a time...

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 11:02 | 2454880 Piranhanoia
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Santander was able to convice 70% to keep their money in a broken bank in the UK when the runs started. (or so they claim)  It makes me wonder if the depositors aren't waiting for deus ex machina.  How has that worked in the past?  1939.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:15 | 2454501 LULZBank
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Why are PMs not being smashed down?

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:16 | 2454504 Comay Mierda
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"Integrate or die"

TRUST US, WE'RE BANKERS ;)

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:20 | 2454516 kito
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yes, if we invest with the notion to go against everything these pathetic bank analysts spout, then a greece exit will be an investment boon for all of us!!

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 10:04 | 2454654 LULZBank
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"Disintegrate or try to survive"

TRUST US, WE'RE BANGERS. LOL

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:16 | 2454505 sudzee
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but, but .butt;

http://www.cnbc.com/id/47533609

 

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:22 | 2454525 sudzee
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad:

http://www.cnbc.com/id/47534151:

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:16 | 2454506 Baghdad-Bob121
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Kills the argument that Cramer-CNBC was putting out about $2 Trillion fund to protect the deposit holders.  I ask when these elitists/democrats/socialists put out these numbers - WHERE IN THE HELL does the money come from?  Oh ya, the US Tax payers, typical of the left use other people's money!!!

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:17 | 2454511 Sean7k
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Typical banker fascism. 

The euro doesn't need additional firewalss nor more integration, it needs governments to stop creating debts to fatten bankers and enslave the populations. 

Cross border trade, a stable currency are the result of diplomacy and financial management. Federalism does not magically create fiscal restraint. The fruits of fascism blind the people, like continual dosing of mind altering drugs, hoping for the addicts to refuse more fantasy and accept the pain of real life is cruel leadership. 

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:17 | 2454513 dcb
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Gotta love the banksters. adopt and design a deeply flawed system, that allows too much leverage, and them to make huge amounts of money. Then when the flaws are exposed, don't fix it, just spend unlimited amounts of money propping it up.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:17 | 2454514 prains
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I'm about to take my ball and go home for good

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:21 | 2454522 LULZBank
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The dick would still follow you.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:19 | 2454515 toady
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Integrate or die....

Because that has always worked so well in Europe.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:34 | 2454556 Zero Govt
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Precisely

thought we had national Govts with brilliant people to solve all the problems of society and the economy... blow me if the Govts didn't wrack-up debts they had no plan to repay and end up looking like a bunch of idiots

and how are they doing at problem solving their debts? Why they're (buck) passing it up to EU level who are solving a debt problem with more debt

the higher you go in these ivory towers the more deluded and idiotic it gets

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:53 | 2454609 brooklynlou
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I hate to toss a grenade in the ointment, but if the peripheral governments knew the Euro was going to explode eventually and that they would never have to repay their debts, then running up the credit cards IS the rational act ...

Mr. Panos' joke about smacking Germany around for 'reparations' may have some truth to it since Germany was the only country to technically honor the principle of the agreement (while underwriting the loans). The bank that's being run is Germany. Question is whether they want to stick around to get stuck with the bill.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 11:02 | 2454883 Uchtdorf
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Bullseye! That is some concise analysis.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:20 | 2454517 tgatliff
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Seems like a M.A.D. scenario for UBS because of their exposure, but I think this is probably stating the obvious.   Interesting, however, that they do not note this in their article.   

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:22 | 2454524 FreeMktFisherMN
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question:

 

I'm new to stocks and am wondering about VXX and FAZ. Obv. pre mkt they are up today, so has the 'boat been missed' for me to get in, or do those trade in a certain range (FAZ up .69 right now)?

And does VXX go up only when stocks go down, or is it sheer up and down that is good?

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:53 | 2454610 midgetrannyporn
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fazmobile = deathmobile

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:59 | 2454633 DeadFred
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If you're new to stocks these may not be the ones to play. They can make a lot of money quickly but lose it just as fast. Take a look at their charts from last summer. Do you think you can time the up and down swings when they move 20% in a day? If so they can be great vehicles. On a steep decline the leverage will pay off. But you'll need to know when to sell because holding them will kill you. Their value decays rapidly with time in stable markets and even faster in up markets. If Bernanke says something about QE FAZ will lose 10% in five minutes and VXX will lose double. Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough before you buy them (still they could easily double in the next month or two). If you like betting on double zero at roulette you will enjoy these stocks. I do like 00 and have lost a fair amount on these stocks but think TZA is nicer.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:24 | 2454529 Peter Pan
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Bank runs are the price you pay for having a fractional reserves banking system.

The only way for the Euro to survive is for its members to pool their gold, revalue it massively and then issue Eurobonds backed by that gold.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:35 | 2454563 sudzee
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EU has little to no gold. Its all sitting in London and NY.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:40 | 2454573 ThirdWorldDude
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Won't work in practice because (surprise!) gold is also subjected to fractional reserve banking...

 

When people lose faith in fractional reserve banking you get bank runs, but when whole nations do it, you get wars.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:58 | 2454628 brooklynlou
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And when you have whole nations with no militaries that can project force outside their borders since they were using the military to soak up unemployed youth and dispense largesse internally, you get alot of people typing out angrily worded memos as they do jack shit.

Its kinda hard to bomb someone when you lack bombs and cant afford the jet fuel.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 10:02 | 2454640 unrulian
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they will send them in with sticks and rocks

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 10:37 | 2454773 ThirdWorldDude
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If you didn't skip your history class you would've learnt that uncle Rothschild is always there to help a neighbour in need. 

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:42 | 2454584 Elwood P Suggins
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In other words you don't think if they knock all their teeth out and put them under their pillows that the Tooth Fairy will bring them enough money to take care of the debts?

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:35 | 2454532 Zero Govt
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UBS wants a "Euro confederation" to 'solve' the problem of Euro integration (of debt)... wasn't "going large" in Europe the start of the problems???

you can see why Davos is such a Mecca for village idiots

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:36 | 2454567 falak pema
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lol, that would make the hit parade in Medina! And in St Moritz. 

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:37 | 2454533 falak pema
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ubs ubs ubs ; like usa, usa, usa. Its all the same name, ecstatic claim,  of uber-alles game, smoke  and mirrors and fatal flaw of hubris to save a face-book that launched a thousand ships on the internet. Come back to Mycenae and get your comme-uppance Agamemnon, after winning your war and bringing home your trojan squaw, she who squawked all nite long the same, sad song! 

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:26 | 2454534 junkyardjack
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Europeans could always deposit their savings in the US Stock Market.  We'll keep it safe...

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 10:02 | 2454647 brooklynlou
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Or US treasuries and US dollars. Or inflated PM's

Then when they all buy PM's, THEN you'll see rug really get pulled out ...

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:28 | 2454541 nodhannum
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Nowhere but nowhere does UBS in this article address the structural problems in the EU.  Forced integration does nothing to destroy the notion of living off the other guys euro with incentives to be lard asses and politburo (as in Brussels) members.  It is either fly or die now...shit, even the birds know it.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:31 | 2454550 Vince Clortho
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At no point does this article address the root of the problem:  The Corrupt Flawed Ponzi scheme that generated this fiasco.

The authors are not concerned with real solutions, only how to continue the corruption.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:45 | 2454592 agent default
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Duh, UBS is  a bank.  They will not talk about the Ponzi. EVER.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:32 | 2454557 BandGap
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We are fast approaching the point where there are 50 people and only 20 chairs. When the music stops, it's going to be a fucking bloodbath.

All you are monies belong to us. 

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:40 | 2454577 kralizec
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Hmmm...

Integration or havoc?

Hmmm...

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 10:18 | 2454694 brooklynlou
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I'll have the havoc please ...

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 11:29 | 2454960 kralizec
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One shot or two?

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:58 | 2454627 michaelsmith_9
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The EURUSD is at important technical levels.  A potential reversal is ahead for the EURUSD as price action flirts with the 10 year trend line. www.marketoverflow.com

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 09:59 | 2454631 LULZBank
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It would be a slow and gradual unwind of the ponzi and day by day people will realise they are either getting richer (few) or getting poorer (many).

OR a sudden collapse, which most of us want to see, if theres a public  panic.

Theres nothing more to any predictation or modelling of the unwinding of global economy.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 10:05 | 2454658 Manthong
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What was it Marc Antony said about this "cry havoc" thing?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8

 

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 10:06 | 2454661 carbonmutant
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Apparently Big Computers aren't the solution to this problem...

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 10:14 | 2454682 Cosimo de Medici
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There are probably three scenarios:

1)  Rinse and Repeat:  the EU continues to give Greece money, Greece builds up even more debt, Greece cannot pay so it restructures, and the process begins again….Spain follows suit

2)  Arms Length Black Sheep of the Family:  Greece remains in the euro, but is shut off from new funding;  instead, the ECB assumes all Greek existing sovereign debt and prints to pay it off over the next twenty years, kind of an amortization…this is effectively a default within the euro, and unless Greece somehow can make itself competitive, its standard of living continues to decline

3)  All Hell Breaks Loose:  Greece defaults outside of the euro

1, 2 or 3, Spain is still there, in its role as the Ireland of Continental Europe (bad banks, better than average sovereign debt to GDP).  Italy is just a bigger Greece, albeit with a far more competitive private economy.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 10:14 | 2454685 Cycle
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I wonder how much skin in the Euro game UBS has - they protest too much. Greece was not politically ready for the Euro currency, inasmuch as it allowed their leadership to borrow with abandon without consequences for a period of time, greasing their way to power.  With its own currency, and a jubilee for its debts, the fall in value of the drachma and the local rise in prices would at least serve as a more immediate feedback and brake on Greek government spending.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 10:18 | 2454692 TrumpXVI
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John Mauldin published a Niall Ferguson essay on why Germany and the European elites will keep the euro together here:

http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/Article34798.html

Ferguson always has something intelligent to say (even if not always correct).  My guess is that Ferguson's analysis will be proved correct at least over the short term (as long as that is possible).  

Ultimately, I think Europe comes apart.  Resource depletion (oil) guarantees this eventually, because even Germany will not be able to sustain sufficient economic growth.

Just my two cents.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 13:26 | 2455653 nicxios
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Thank you for posting this. I agree with Ferguson, Greece isn't going to implode the euro, Germany won't either. Simply for the reason that powerful interests on both sides don't want it to happen.

Ferguson lays out the powerful interests on the German side.

Syriza and Tsipras may be talking tough, but how do we know this isn't baked into the game plan to federalize Europe? Tsipras/Syriza are hardcore socialist for chrissakes, not nationalists. They could care less about sovereign rights of Greece, and this is proven with their stance on Macedonia, Thrace, immigration, and AOZ zones in the Aegean. What they really dream of is One Europe under Socialism.

I don't believe there is even one politician in Greece willing to take Greece out of the Euro and reintroduce the drachma. The only possible exception may be Mr. Kammenos. Everyone else fears the political cost.

And the politicians who have been in government for years have one more thing to fear: jail and possible hanging. I say this because the former defense minister Akis Tzahatzopoulos' private diary and papers have been siezed by authorities, and he is the equivialent of Artie Piscano in 'Casino': the one dumb mobster that kept records of his criminal activities. In his papers even George Papandreou is implicated in graft and kickbacks! So one can imagine this is the tip of the iceberg, and the elites want to keep the rest underwater.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 15:05 | 2456114 Lost Word
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Summary of Mauldlin-Ferguson : The European monetary union was implemented by the elites and banksters with the intended action goal of creating a huge financial and political crisis, which would become the overwhelming reason for the reaction creation of the federal United States of Europe. Breakup of the Euro zombie zone cannot be allowed, because that would lead to total anarchy and fascism. Supposedly, "Fascism is discredited in Europe." However, IMO the entire elites and bankster conspiracy plan is another jackboot step toward the fascist totalitarian EUSSR and eventually to the New World Order of the One World Government.

About fifteen years ago, I was writing and sending many handwritten letters to Princess Diana, for two years before the Paris car crash, and in one such letter I strongly suggested that Britain should stay out of the European Union. Unfortunately, the Government was spying on my letters, and somehow the London Sunday Times and the Economist magazine knew what I was writing to Diana; but now all part of the conspiracy coverup.

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 11:55 | 2455085 KandiRaverHipster
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where's the image from the front page's thumbnail that looked like missiles flying!?

Wed, 05/23/2012 - 12:46 | 2455253 slewie the pi-rat
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people have "money" in "banks" and may "run" to remove it?

others may Walk Don't Run The Ventures or simply leave their "deposits" or increase them

which is the more civilized behavior? 

are those people who are "running" crazy?  do they think someone is out to take their "money"?  is there a psychosis loose? 

will the peeps who are "walking" have delays and "consolidations" to deal with b/c they are fuking styooopid? 

do you know if your zombie counterparty will "Still Love You Tomorrow"?

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