The Ultimate "Buffett-Black-Swan" Short

Tyler Durden's picture

We are always on the look-out for low-cost long-vol trades with lots of convexity (large upside, low downside). We think we've found the 'ultimate' black-swan trade. Warren Buffett's Berkshire Hathaway bought Burlington Northern and implicitly assumed its debt which caused the company's CDS to collapse (risk to plunge dramatically as one would expect) to extremely low levels of insurance cost of only 15bps (or only $15,000 per year to protect $10,000,000 of debt - while gaining or losing ~$5,000 per bps shift in BNI's risk). However, as risk has picked up in the last week or so, BNI's CDS has risen by 7bps (just under 50%) to 22bps and looks set to go even wider if Buffett's Big Bullish 'Bernanke' Bet doesn't pay off. Buying BNI protection at 22bps seems like the ultimate cheap expression of the "All aboard the 'I wrote billions of naked puts just before 2008 market crash' train" trade.


Of course this is a very cheap play on a systemic problem in US (and global) equity markets which would implicitly hurt Berkshire Hathaway but we do note that BNI has plenty of debt outstanding (so short-term deliverables are there)...

(h/t Alex Gloy)

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Fortunes Favor's picture


Short BNI sounds good how about Long Gold short AAPL? Apple Top Leads To Market Top As Predicted, So What's Next... An Epic Gold Entry Point


junkyardjack's picture

Better off waiting for some sort of crossover movement in Gold, its been eating it for a while now

HarryM's picture

3:30 nasdaq almost even?

When will it actually be safe to short - looks like fucking never

stocktivity's picture

Shorts are getting their heads handed to them today. It's all Bullshit!  As long as the Fed, ECB, IMF, ect control the casino, I will remain on the sidelines watching this show every day.

HarryM's picture

LOL - You Think??? - 

And I thought all the world's problems got fixed in the last 2 hours.

Ms. Erable's picture

I was just wondering if Ben, Jamie, et. al., could make their manipulations any more obvious. Today, the apparent answer is Yes They Can.

I am a Man I am Forty's picture

Go long gold if you want but shorting apple will be a disaster.

slaughterer's picture

We'll wait until it recedes back to 12-15bps and then we will lay into this trade.

fonzannoon's picture

Buffet will call into his special line to the white house from his bathtub.

Golf clap for Bernanke today. Standing golf clap.

CvlDobd's picture

Good eye Tyler.

I want to invest in the company that makes the ICBM rockets that boilermaker says are used to propel equities higher every fucking day. They seem to have their shit together as US stocks remain in an orbit all on their own.

BAC 3% off the lows? WTF? Whatever.

Fedophile's picture

Without LSAP, US equities will follow the European trajectory

Johnk's picture

I like the low risk/high potential thinking, but Berkshire could write a check for all of Burlington Northern's debt and still not be overdrawn. 

Nonetheless, not a bad "black swan"-Talebesque sort of idea.

However, who is the counterparty on this trade?  I find it difficult to think of a scenario where Berkshire Hathaway is bankrupt but Goldman and JP Morgan are not.

Sophist Economicus's picture

I dunno know about this.   This is a bet on insolvency coming before a inflationary wipe-out of real debt burdens.    I'm not a timing guy, so I pass...

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fuu's picture

Here I'll start one: Fuck off!

Why the hell should we trust you with our actual snail mail addresses again?

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Fish Gone Bad's picture

Patty Hearst is a friend of John (Pink Flamingos) Waters.  He gives lectures from time to time.  You could probably meet him and ask if he could snag a Patty photo for you. 

palmereldritch's picture

Why didn't you get that autograph earlier?

Grinder74's picture

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l1b3rty's picture

let's serve buffet up on a buffet!

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

It's not nice to fool with Father Buffoon Buffett.

But go ahead anyway. I'll just stand over here ----------> and watch.


Drachma's picture

Beautiful arc-mode plasma discharge.

"It is the thunderbolt that steers the cosmos."

     - Heraclitus, 5th Century B.C.

AGuy's picture

"Buffett's Big Bullish 'Bernanke' Bet doesn't pay off."

When Uncle Warren tells Ben to Jump, he replies: "how far and in which direction"? Buffett can call the shots.



Sudden Debt's picture

The dollar is getting to strong, Bernanke will soon act, june is my favorite, to lower the dollar by calling for another QE.

bdc63's picture

coordinated global shock and awe, coming soon to a theater near you

clones2's picture

With 100% shock... and 0% awe...

SPAREPARTS's picture

I think you are right SD, when europe goes they dont want euros. Dollars, Krone, Francs, maybe canadian and PMs

Lost Wages's picture

We need to make it so Warren can no longer afford to rent Boys Town boys by the hour.

Boilermaker's picture comes the oh-shit pump this fucker rally into the close.


Conman's picture

Yup because its normal market action for equities to levitate up on NO Demand. Keep playing that game PPT.

bdc63's picture

DOW just down 50 points now with 30 minutes to go ... Maria says the market is coming back "ferociously" ... this just never gets old ...

bdc63's picture

Nasdaq just went positive ... unfreakinabeliebable

Chariots of the Feds's picture

Well, Fox Business News did tell me that the stock market was on sale

midgetrannyporn's picture

her hair looks terrible today.

bdc63's picture

Maria: "Huge comeback.  Big win for the bulls"

Dr. Engali's picture

She must have been going down on a banker for an exclusive.

junkyardjack's picture

At some point they will need to stop doing that if they ever want to hit print. Oh wellz...

Rathmullan's picture

So the NYFed and the primary stealers are drawing the line at 12,400 Dow and 1,300 S&P. Could have figued as whatever nonsense that comes out of Brussels tonight will be spun as positive.

Boilermaker's picture

Those are psychological numbers for the complete shit for brains still in stocks.

Can it be more fucking blatant and obvious?

How much does it actually cost to 'defend' this shit? Or, have we simply stopped caring about all that eventual cost stuff?

fuu's picture

320 point round trip in the DOW so far today. Simply amazing!

Muppet Pimp's picture

The fumes from all of the tape painting going on are getting rather strong over here...

fuu's picture

40 point round trip for S&P?

80 for Nasdaq.

bdc63's picture

... and we've got 15 minutes left to go

i_call_you_my_base's picture

Starting to remind me of last fall.

tekhneek's picture

The fuck are you talking about?

Remember, it's free via the wealth effect that's created by propping up the stocks. They're doing it for you.

Dr. Engali's picture

I thought they were doing it for the children. Isn't that how they justify everything? "Do it for the children, so people will buy them more cheap Chinese crap"

catacl1sm's picture

A logical fallacy of appeal to emotion. I hate that one particularly. And then it's backed up with a false dichotomy, "if you aren't for it, then you're anti-children". bullshit. bullshit. bullshit. bullshit. bullshit. bullshit. bullshit. bullshit. bullshit. bullshit. bullshit. bullshit. bullshit.

Boilermaker's picture

Don't forget the cripples and gimps.