Uncle Obama Wants You! ... To Bail Out Europe

Tyler Durden's picture

Just the headlines. They speak volumes:



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1835jackson's picture

Where do I even start?

CPL's picture

By purchasing m16's and crates of bullets.


Glad the US taxpayers are on the hook for it all.  Isn't that nice of Europe?  Suckered into catching the Queens' and Kings of europe's farts and then calling them all roses.



Rahm's picture

By dropping a deuce in the white bowl.  They can take that deposit to the bank!  Bitchezz

flacon's picture

Looks like we are going to have to start trading more paper money for real gold again.... 


"A sentiment of trust in the legal money of the State is so deeply

implanted in the citizens of all countries that they cannot but believe

that some day this money must recover a part at least of its former value.

To their minds it appears that value is inherent in money as such, and

they do not apprehend that the real wealth, which this money might have

stood for, has been dissipated once and for all.


This sentiment is supported by the various legal regulations with which

the Governments endeavor to control internal prices, and so to preserve

some purchasing power for their legal tender. Thus the force of law

preserves a measure of immediate purchasing power over some commodities

and the force of sentiment and custom maintains, especially amongst

peasants, a willingness to hoard paper which is really worthless...


If, however, a government refrains from regulations and allows matters to

take their course, essential commodities soon attain a level of price out

of the reach of all but the rich, the worthlessness of the money becomes

apparent, and the fraud upon the public can be concealed no longer."


John Maynard Keynes, Economic Consequences of the Peace, NY, 1920, p. 239-40




camaro68ss's picture

just put it on my credit card, i still have a few thousand left on it. Who cares anyways, my grandchildern will be footing the bill and there not even born yets so lets keep this party going.

BaBaBouy's picture

WOW .... USa Hell Starts ...

Troll Magnet's picture

shit...i am not going to say anything negative about our commander in chief.  he deserves our utmost respect.  

(did you read that, NSA?  i only praised obama.  please don't assassinate me)

Manthong's picture

If the Fed could commit $7.77 to in 2009 to select banks, there is nothing stopping it from committing $777.7 trillion in 2011 to the entire world.


Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

Economic policy dictates this.

Understand only that.

The reigning economic policy, the ONE the world uses, dictates lowering the curencie's value to increase price, to maintain "stability".  It is written in every single textbook and taught by all the PhDs.

Inflation is a mandate when "dealing" (in the case of the NWO, they have dealt it) a crisis. 

It is like back 40 and 50 years ago when frontal labotomies were prescribed to mentally ill patients.  Bernanke is in the business of economic frontal labotomies.  He, Lagarde, and the Heads of State (Obama, Sarkozy, Merkle) have cut your brains out.

JohnG's picture

Lobotomies are actually still done, ECT too....I thought they had stopped.  My Dr. said they still did, I just had to ask.....

The Big Ching-aso's picture



No kidding?    Well that does explain a lot of what's going on in academic circles then.

GenX Investor's picture

Kudos to Zero Hedge for getting a shout out on "seekingalpha.com"  Way to go y'all, keep the establishment honest. 

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

I'll start it then.

I have been writing this for a long time, and I get junked more than anything for this, but the IMF is coming for your souls.

The Global Banking Cartel, the New World Order, wants no one to be sovereirgn.  Not people, not Nation States, no one and no thing can have their rights.  This is because these fuckers want all the power; every last ounce of it.

They have wrecked your economy, they have destroyed your means.  Now they will take you last right of thought and free will.  You will owe them everything.

The IMF is coming for your souls.

It is beyond where it was two years ago when I started writing this.  This is now a means to save yourself.


Troll Magnet's picture


I think they're already here.  Been here awhile.

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

We had some time to do something about it.  We had time to gather a force and take back our rights.  That time is gone.  Save yourselves.

DosZap's picture


We still have time, and more than enough RESOURCES to take it back,when it gets BAD enough we will.

Sunset chaser's picture

True, true, but the good news is they've been lying to us so long they have started to believe their lies.

Case in point; they are still paper trading along with the rest of us, instead of having already bought up all the gold and silver. There's your edge over them.

They appear to be having some success getting governments to sell off tangible public assets like property/relics to pay down paper money debt. Countries that are agreeing to do this are beyond stupid. The debts will end with the banks.

el Gallinazo's picture

Same here, Troll Magnet.  Actually I am dedicating the following Grateful Dead song, Dire Wolf (Don't Murder Me) to Obama.


slaughterer's picture

$$$ USD is world's reserve currency.  Gotta break it out to help the Europeans  It is only fair.  /sarc

Caviar Emptor's picture

Told ya this morning that the summit would be a covert bailout.

Here's what Van Rompuy had to say after the meeting. Language very suggestive:


Europe&US remain partners of 1st & last resort. Our "entente cordiale" was a mainstay in the past&will remain so in the future

Manthong's picture

Well then, last and final resort it is.

NumberNone's picture

It's called a suicide pact...

The Big Ching-aso's picture



Ya know if the shoe was on the other foot I would certainly expect the French would line both sides of the Champs-Elysees in droves supporting the U.S. in kind.


StychoKiller's picture

A Bright future awaits you in comedy! :>D

J 457's picture

I hope you just forgot the <sarc>. 

Whoa Dammit's picture

Obama can put it on Moochelle's Sapphire Card if he insists upon helping out.

saiybat's picture

m16s and bullets. Don't forget clips, lots of clips and and a genuine ak47. You need a m60 too and a colt 45. Hell, get a howitzer too and bullets for it.

CPL's picture

I'm getting a sharp stick and a rock.

saiybat's picture

Get one of those with a grenade launcher

dracos_ghost's picture

Case of Tequila and a tab of acid.

MarketTruth's picture

Don't forget about your need for trained snipers with their 50 and spotter in tow.

saiybat's picture

Yeah I forgot about a sniper rifle. Get a barret .50 but really you don't even need that you can kill somebody a mile away with a desert eagle .50 they take the same bullets anyway so you can put your desert eagle clip in your barret

sabra1's picture

what about towels? you need towels, you know!

GenXer's picture

$1.28 Chinese towels that use poisonous color dye. Beat up whomever is around to secure your supply of towels bitchez

XitSam's picture

M16s use magazines, not clips.

Vergeltung's picture

yep. heh, the novices always give themselves away.  :-)


SWRichmond's picture

But the magazines themselves are reloaded via clips, or at least they can be.

I found this pictorial for those who are city boys and don't have any fucking idea what they're talking about:




Dave Thomas's picture

Oh and don't forget lots of Tannerite for blowin up beavers!

Atlas Shrugging's picture

They're called magazines, or mags.  I dare you to go on a gun forum and use the word "clips"!

tekhneek's picture

Yeah. That's the 4 rules I give to all first timers that I take to the gun range.

  1. Never shoot a gun sideways ("gangster style").
  2. Never call a magazine a clip.
  3. Never look down the barrel of a gun, even if you're 100% sure it's empty.
  4. Never aim the gun anywhere (up/down) other than down range.

Pretty much covers it all.

SilverRhino's picture

Clips are for Garands and Moisan Nagants

Bagbalm's picture

They are called magazines.

Kaiser Sousa's picture

by using said firearm to blast a mother fucking banker and a banker owned, bitch made politician...


TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

CPL wrote:

Glad the US taxpayers are on the hook for it all.  Isn't that nice of Europe?

Bullish for GE, since it won't cost them a cent.