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US Aircraft Carrier Stennis Is Now En Route To Join Enterprise And Eisenhower Off Iranian Coast

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Back in early July we wrote that contrary to expectations, veteran Middle Eastern aircraft carrier CVN-74 Stennis would end its shore leave far earlier than expected, and be redeployed back to its usual stomping grounds just off Iran months ahead of schedule. As of days ago, the Stennis has quietly departed Naval Base Kitsap-Bremerton and is off. It will join CVN-65 Enterprise (which is doing its last tour of duty ever before being decommissioned) and CVN-69 Eisenhower in the Arabian Sea, aka off the coast of Iran. This will be one of the only times in history when the US has had three aircraft carriers in close proximity to those evil Iranians who are hell bent on global domination. Expect Stennis to reach Iran (and be available to support an Israeli attack of Iran) in the last third week of September. Then determine when the next full/new moon is following the arrival of Stennis at its destination, and buy Brent calls just ahead. Finally, profit.

From Kitsap Sun:

The USS John C. Stennis, with more than 2,000 sailors aboard, left Naval Base Kitsap-Bremerton on Monday to begin what's expected to be an eight-month deployment. The Stennis has only been home since March 2, when it returned from a seven-month deployment in the Middle East. But with tensions remaining high in that region, Defense Secretary Leon Panetta ordered the aircraft carrier back out to sea. The carrier had not been scheduled to deploy until January.

CVN-74 departs on its way to CVN-65 and CVN-69.

Source: Stratfor

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Wed, 09/05/2012 - 13:13 | 2764933 Dick Darlington
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Krugman abt to revise his "growth" estimates up up up.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 13:15 | 2764948 Muppet of the U...
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I can't figure it out, is krugman purposefully that stupid?  Or is he actually... that stupid?  Cus when I see his goofy little face pretending to crunch data I can't help but think, this guy actually has it, that fucking wrong.  LOL HAHAHAha, AHHHH.. painful that people that stupid are chosen to lead us.  Thanks illuminati, you guys are the best!

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 13:44 | 2765072 Ying-Yang
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The third US aircraft carrier, USS Stennis, is moving into place off the Iranian Gulf coast to lead a 12-day naval exercise of 25 nations on Sept 16-27, that will include a large-scale minesweeping drill simulating the breaching of the Strait of Hormuz against Iranian efforts to block oil passage through the strategic waterway. President Barack Obama may see Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu on the last day of the exercise. He hopes to present him with proof of US readiness for military action against Iran and demonstrate that an Israeli strike is superfluous.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 13:55 | 2765123 Tijuana Donkey Show
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"It will join CVN-65 Enterprise (which is doing its last tour of duty ever before being decommissioned) " - I wager this is the false flag target for this opp. Israel will hit this carrier, make it look like Iran, and BOOM, shake and bake oil crisis for Barack Hussein Carter. 

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 14:06 | 2765174 ZerOhead
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BOOM will only occur prior to the election if polls show Obama is heavily favored to win.

Otherwise Nut and Yahoo will wait for his former business partner to ascend the Imperial throne in January for the Iranian LBO (Leveraged Bomb-Out) to proceed.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 14:11 | 2765225 economics9698
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US Zionist A, US Zionist A.  No Jew should leave home without a nation of 313 million gonium’s ready to serve and protect their little Jewdom state of Israel.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 14:27 | 2765291 Precious
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Any US or Israeli bomb attack on suspected nuclear enrichment stations in Iran will certainly release dangerous radioactive isotopes into the environment.  

US and Israel will be responsible for all resulting dangerous, short and long-term environmental nuclear hazards and the cost of life and property they summarily cause.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 14:29 | 2765322 12ToothAssassin
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3rd week in October.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 16:10 | 2765655 Lets Hang Parliament
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September 30th for full moon October 15/16 for new moon

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 23:55 | 2766956 Spirit Of Truth
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Nothing quite like the lunacy and seasonal insanity of man:


Wed, 09/05/2012 - 20:09 | 2766414 monad
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This isn't about Israel, this is about protecting the city of london's investments in the area; which is why they set up Israel in the first place. The reason America pays for it is because our political leadership all sold us out, at least the ones who aren't mentally handicapped.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 23:44 | 2766939 CompassionateFascist
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Not bad, but not quite right. Demographic basis for Israel was laid during 1930s, via trade/immigration deals between international Zion and 3rd Reich. Then the 1st neoCon - bankster stooge Winston Churchill - took care of the rest, via a forced World War, Round II, and - as per Hitler's standing threats - a "holocaust". It's very much about Israel, the power of organized Jewry, and of course the petro-dollar.   

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 14:16 | 2765237 Overfed
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Remember the Maine (Enterprise), to hell with Spain (Iran)!

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 17:38 | 2765895 Dugald
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MMmmm think I would be wearing a life jacket 24/7 on that vessel.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 20:47 | 2766520 HungrySeagull
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Praise the Lord and pass the Ammunition because we are betweeen perdiction and the deep blue sea.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 16:34 | 2765729 Jake88
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WTF How would any of this prove an Israeli strike superfluous? The Israeli objective is to destroy nuke production. Sweeping mines and Obama bullshit won't acheive that. And you better believe that if either Israel or US strikes Iran both will be quickly drawn into the battle. Any attack on Iran will involve an attack or counter attack by Israel. SUPERFLUOUS MY ASS.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 16:57 | 2765790 Global Hunter
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well we in the west think of the "nuclear option" literally meaning nuclear bombs, the Iranians think of the "nuclear option" as closing or even disrupting the straits of hummus, thus threatening the petrodollar, USD hemogeny and political/banking establishment of the Wu World Order.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 17:58 | 2765958 cranky-old-geezer
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And you better believe that if either Israel or US strikes Iran both will be quickly drawn into the battle.

If either Israel or US strikes Iran, Russia and China will quickly strike Israel and US ...as they've promised openly.

There, fixed it.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 05:56 | 2767356 Ar-Pharazôn
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Russian and chinese are doing their own game. and they lie too as everyone else.


i am not that sure China or Russia will REALLY support Iran. Lies are the same everywhere.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 13:19 | 2764963 TruthInSunshine
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Zero Hedge Brand Anti-Perspirant Jingle


$4+ a gallon

And creeping higher

The difference is

The hedged stay drier

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 13:22 | 2764981 icanhasbailout
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Persia Shave

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 13:35 | 2765041 Dr. Richard Head
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Will your shave appointment still be fir the 29th of September then good sir?

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 14:36 | 2765345 debtor of last ...
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And the ZH Pro-perspirant jingle:


$4+ a gallon doesn't matter at all
because you need only 2 gallons
and a few brave men
for an anti croud vehicle to fall


Wed, 09/05/2012 - 14:38 | 2765355 slewie the pi-rat
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 <--< YES

 <--< NO

slewie opinion poll:  should US Mint-produced gold and silver coinage be restored as LEGAL TENDER in the US as per the US Constitution and not subject to the fuking "collectibles" and OTHER TAXES?

yes or no? VOTE!

...please...  L0L!!!

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 14:54 | 2765411 BigJim
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C'mon, Slewie - you already know what the results of this poll will be. This is Zerohedge!

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 08:52 | 2767706 Ar-Pharazôn
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that would be a pleasure to see who are the 3 idiots that downvoted our Pirate!!!

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 14:58 | 2765424 BigJim
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Wed, 09/05/2012 - 20:49 | 2766524 HungrySeagull
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And the gasoline evaporates faster than your sweat buying it.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 20:56 | 2766544 adeptish
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Bibi wants a cookie...

Fetch America ! , Fetch ! ...

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 13:13 | 2764936 Muppet of the U...
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I would just like to start off by saying I fucked that corn right and proper today.  & made sweet sweet love to crude.

Second, I can't fucking wait to strait on some rubber booties and get a killface on, and murder some brown people!  YAY for the draft and yay for being 25 when the world goes to war! I love life.  This was fun.


Wed, 09/05/2012 - 13:15 | 2764945 slaughterer
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WTI is CHEAP right now!  BUY IT! BUY IT! Before the SHTF!  Israel reneged ont hei pledge to strike before Nov 6th a day or two ago, and this SHTF soon.  WTI triple digits by EOW.  

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 13:17 | 2764958 Muppet of the U...
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no fucking shit wti is trip digis.  wti is fucking increasingly more rare than crude, and it is demanded much more than crude. 

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 13:22 | 2764986 Cognitive Dissonance
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King's English...........Please!

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 13:55 | 2765120 Michael
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I'm glad I decided not to have children. Maybe after we fix our country.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 14:24 | 2765279 Ahmeexnal
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YOU decided to not have children? Unless you have a man-womb, your claim to decide if a child lives or is aborted is nonsense. Women decide. You -as a taxpayer- just foot the bill.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 15:08 | 2765461 Tijuana Donkey Show
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I have a question about that. If a woman wants to keep the kid, and I don't, why do I have to pay? Shouldn't choice be involved for men? What if I want to keep it, and she doesn't? It's lopsided!

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 15:15 | 2765480 wiebern
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Any child YOU carry to term and deliver is yours to keep.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 16:23 | 2765699 Cathartes Aura
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jeez dude, think.

if you want to keep something, you need to pay for it (in some way or another) before you call it yours - if you want babeez, then negotiate to own 'em.

since I presume you don't have a womb, you'll need to enter into some kind of binding agreement to "rent" one, with a stipulation as to who gets what when.

that's your "choice" if you want to "keep the kid" - if you DON'T - then don't fuck, or at least do it in a way that doesn't make babeez.

it's not rocket science. . .

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 16:47 | 2765759 boiltherich
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TDS, het males everywhere, you sign a binding contract with the female that you will financially support any products of conception and agree to defer the decision making to her as to termination of fetal tissues or carrying to term till there is an actual baby......




Every time you stick your dick in a pussy you play reproductive Russian roulette, and there is not a single person on the planet that wants to listen to irresponsible men whine about how they are getting shafted.  You want to avoid getting plugged for support for 18+ years you may wish to rub one out on your own or find a pretty little CD or TS or you can just go gay for that matter.  Hang in there though, there is a male contraceptive in testing in India...

A new birth control procedure shows promising signs of becoming another viable option for people who don't want children now, but may want them some day.

Techcitement points out that the procedure, which is in advanced clinical trials in India, has been found to be 100 percent effective.

One downside -- depending on how you feel about shots -- is that it requires the man receive an injection into the vas deferens with a polymer gel called Vasalgel, after a local anesthetic has been given. The substance works by breaking apart sperm.

The whole procedure takes about 15 minutes and lasts ten years or more and is more easily reversible than a vasectomy.


Wed, 09/05/2012 - 20:50 | 2766533 HungrySeagull
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It's better than Praprism, where they shove a large grade needle in there and drain the blood.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 17:40 | 2765897 tenpanhandle
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even if it's lopsided, the fact that you got it in, means you have to pay.

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 09:05 | 2767753 Ar-Pharazôn
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yes man can decide. if you wife or girl ask you to have a children and if you dont want, you just have to pull out, no?


so i think in this case MAN decide

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 14:55 | 2765415 mick_richfield
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It's OK, CD.  I speak Jive.

In the King's English, he said:

"Thou hast the right of it, sirrah.  West Texas Intermediate petraoleum is more dear than anon, forsooth!  It becomes, alas, ever more elusive, and more sought after in Our markets.  Let's nuke Iran."   

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 15:17 | 2765487 Cognitive Dissonance
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I was wondering if anyone would catch the veiled "Airplane" reference.


Thu, 09/06/2012 - 03:28 | 2767266 Rogue Trooper
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+QE3 .. I had forgoten how good this was... better times.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 16:11 | 2765661 Colonel Klink
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Thou will be financially screwethed by thee handlers of the USSA.


Translated to King's english for you.....  Ugh!

Mon, 09/17/2012 - 10:29 | 2803232 nofluer
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Who needs wti? Hugo has a crapload of Good Socialist glop!!! (Add corn at 6:1 for viscosity.)

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 13:29 | 2764988 Muppet of the U...
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You butches are just mad that im trading drunk. 

Take it to the next level:  Trading on DMT...  Get on my level bro.




Wed, 09/05/2012 - 13:36 | 2765044 ParkAveFlasher
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Wed, 09/05/2012 - 13:46 | 2765069 Muppet of the U...
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Party up in here bitches.  Fuck that Nat Gas.  We were lovers in another life, but right now, I'm just looking to go down on you.  But wait ur turn, I'm not done with ES yet.  That bitch has been asking for it.


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