US "Misery" At Fresh 28 Year High

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Thu, 09/15/2011 - 10:43 | 1673274 LRC Fan
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Are Central Bankers included in this survey? 

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 10:49 | 1673321 redpill
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No, they were too busy monkeyhammering gold this morning.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:04 | 1673384 SheepDog-One
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Misery? Ferrari just sold out of all inventory. High end diamond brokers best retail numbers.

Eat the rich, bitchez.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:36 | 1673531 Hugh G Rection
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I've asked this before, but what company is the largest producer of guillotines?

I don't usually like equities, but that's a company I could get behind.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:51 | 1673557 Incubus
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Zero Hedge should start manufacturing guillotines.  They'd be premium-grade guillotines...sort might need to drop the blade once, or twice, or thrice to cut off a fatcat's head...but does it matter?


Personally, I'd prefer Vlad's method--or even just locking them up in cages and leaving them to starve to death.  They don't deserve a quick death.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 12:15 | 1673690 Hugh G Rection
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Vlad, yes... Impalement would be a wonderful way to decorate the sidewalks of Wall St.

The guillotine blades must be dull.  Sharpening them would be considered a capital offense.  I think the blade should also be powered not by gravity, but from a slow hydraulic piston.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 13:21 | 1673914 bid the soldier...
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Wait. Wait. How about rats, impalement and a guillotine all wrapped up in a Rube Goldberg contraption that dispensed Pirate's Booty and Sour Cream and Onion potato chips to the angry mob?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 13:42 | 1674018 Simon Endean
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Dude, it's Wall St.  A Brazen Bull would be the most appropriate form of execution.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 12:37 | 1673753 Temporalist
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Starving rats in cast iron pots tied to kleptocrat's reality TV show.  Please submit possible show titles.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 13:50 | 1674054 Hugh G Rection
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"Of Rats and Pigs." I think a nod to the depression era novella is appropriate.


Thu, 09/15/2011 - 16:00 | 1674491 TheMerryPrankster
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welcome to "WHAT'S EATING YOU!!!"  Today's contestant needs no introduction, lets all welcome Lloyd Blankfein.

All right Lloyd, spin the wheel and lets see how many hungry rats you get in your iron cage. By the way today's episode is brought to you by Purina Rat Chow, which is perfect for feeding your favorite rodents, when you don't have a fatcat banker handy to munch on.

Great job Lloyd, looks like your've spun a 3. Now lets wax your belly and apply a nice coat of honey and ants to get things warmed up.


So "What's Eating You" would be my best game show name. People will get bored with just rats, so with a nice vague name, you can use any carnivore in the animal kingdom. I think it should run on CNBC and Bloomberg. Charlie Rose would make a great host since Richard Dawson isn't available due to other commitments.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 13:23 | 1673930 andyupnorth
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"I killed the banks!" said Andrew Jackson on his deathbed.  He didn't boast in killing bankers.

That should be our goal too; but some collateral damage is inevitable.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 13:46 | 1674039 Hugh G Rection
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Agreed, but we can still fantasize...

I like the rat in a cast iron pot idea.  Leaves too much to the imagination for the viewing audience though.  Would need a "rat cam" to document the slow escape.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 14:23 | 1674144 Temporalist
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Of course it's metaphorical; the guillotine, lynching...comfy chairs.  "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"


Oh and the rat cam...splendid idea.  I suppose today it would could be glass or plastic and see through...could have an internal cam too I've seen the commercials.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:15 | 1673437 Oh regional Indian
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Track that to the price of gas at the pump. 

I think you'll see an almost 100% correlation. Happiness in the US is a cheap tank of gas, so you get to nowhere faster and cheaper and spend money you don't have on things you don't need.

Such is how it looks to me. Anyone?


Curse of free Energy

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:32 | 1673520 Minimum Clearance
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Correlation is not causation.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:44 | 1673561 Theta_Burn
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My problem is the gas in my "tanks" takes my to my earnings, pumps shuts off @100 with a 1/4 to go... so for me happyness IS a full tank @100

My sympathies Europe... really

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:46 | 1673568 ZeroAffect
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ORI, the link you provide is one perspective. Yes it is a meaningful part of the problem but the overall trend and issues are far more complicated than the curse of so-called 'free energy'. The present world system continues to be run by the Elites and it is warped, twisted, broken, FUBAR. We were promised Hope and Change but we only got more of the same and worse. Is some other event coming down the pike that leads to more promises to change the present system? I believe so but it will more of the same and perhaps a much worse system.     

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 20:48 | 1675695 Oh regional Indian
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True ZA, but I think it is a pivotal one, yes?


Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:53 | 1673599 LaLiLuLeLo
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I just moved right outside DC. What a cluster-f***.

You should see these yups in A4 converts. complete frat broboys; just suck suck sucking away.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 13:55 | 1674069 mick_richfield
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Alas, alas, that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 10:44 | 1673277 macfly
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Jeez, and we have this till 2016, how bad is it gonna get?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 10:49 | 1673316 Azannoth
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The answer to this question lies with you, no1 forces you to put up with this, just pack your bags and go

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 10:44 | 1673282 treemagnet
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Yes, but misery is transitory see, its the S&P that counts.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 10:50 | 1673328 Syrin
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If this was posted anywhere but here, I would assume you were being serious and an epic idiot.   It's good to know your audience.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 10:58 | 1673365 treemagnet
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I'm quoting Tim and Ben.  Otherwise known as Benothy.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:14 | 1673427 RSloane
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Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:31 | 1673509 narapoiddyslexia
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Why not Bim?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 10:45 | 1673289 JohnG
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100 days till Christmas.......

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 10:49 | 1673317 Id fight Gandhi
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Fuckers on cnbs expect a great season.

Funny, stores aren't even hiring seasonally. All Christmas is money to Chinese shit we don't need, and debt we can't afford.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:13 | 1673424 JohnG
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I don't  do Christmas myself......traditionally hamburgers on the grill.  No presents.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:49 | 1673576 Incubus
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Holidays are only corporate backed events: they've long since lost any of the original meaning they were supposed to hold; I quickly learned of the real meaning of "holidays" when I used to work retail.


Thu, 09/15/2011 - 12:07 | 1673667 Fish Gone Bad
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That actually sounds like a really nice Christmas.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 10:47 | 1673292 Cognitive Dissonance
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I was a child of the 50's and 60's and a young adult of the 70's. Based upon that chart I now understand why I was so miserable.

Now I will soon be a retiree of the 10's, 20's and 30's. God help me, but here comes more misery.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 10:54 | 1673345 equity_momo
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And thats saying something , you were born in pretty much the golden age. If a plebian born in the 50s couldnt find happiness then thats really saying something about plebs.I now see why the Aristochracy act like they do. Whats the alternative? Being a miserable git basically.

-nothing personal CD , just an observation.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:20 | 1673461 Cognitive Dissonance
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Nothing personal taken.

The Golden age? Really? That observation all depends upon what you value as opposed to what the machine society tells you to value. We all know that the machine has been lying to us for centuries. So the Golden age is all about relative perception. It all depends upon the measuring stick the machine tells us is the only one to use. For every positive you bring out I can bring out a corresponding negative.

Welcome to the machine.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:29 | 1673504 Don Birnam
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Although a tad bit younger than the participants in this conversation, I was, nonetheless, quite familiar with a certain "machine" in my youthful days...wore the "tires" flat -- being plastic, quite literally...


Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:50 | 1673555 Cognitive Dissonance
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Big Wheel racing is not just for little kids anymore. There are now Bring Your Own Big Wheel (BYOBW) racing meets across the country. One can view this as going full retard or reliving the good old days. So is/was the Golden age Big Wheeling at 5 years of age or 45?

Don, is that you up front leaving some fingertip skin on the pavement? Looks like you have an understeer issue there big boy. :>)

Big Wheel

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:57 | 1673613 Don Birnam
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"full retard/reliving the old days..."

Ha -- I'd have to say, in response to your thought, clearly the former...that said, however, these guys are rubes. Man up, people -- no kid worth his Pop Rocks and Bub's Daddy grape gum stick ever wore a helmet on a Big Wheel. That's cheating. It simply wasn't done. I recall my old model had the hand brake for easy spin-outs -- facilitating equally easy sidewalk pile-ups. 

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 14:07 | 1674107 moondog
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Ah yes, the green machine...

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 12:24 | 1673728 Rodent Freikorps
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They are wearing helmets to race Big Wheels?


We are doomed.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 12:31 | 1673742 Cognitive Dissonance
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I suspect they are 'racing' on city property. Thus it's helmets......or kindly leave and take your Big Wheel with you.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 13:47 | 1674046 blunderdog
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What about the poor folks who can't afford Big Wheels?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 13:31 | 1673965 equity_momo
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The machine has been lying to us from year dot.
But yes , the mid 20th century was a golden age for mere schleps like us. And you know it. Unless you felt you were somebody important in a former life youd be bending over for the machine even more than you have to now.
Maybe that's why we are so cynical :It's all downhill from here and that index will goto the moon before a system reset changes society for the better. But the period of change will be very very ....challenging.

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:06 | 1673392 TradingJoe
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most people do not know what Misery really looks like but we both know they soon will! May Faith have mercy but it still won't help! AM "only" 46 now, still "young" but I ve seen things, Jesus, knowing it will happen here too makes me angry and sad!

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:12 | 1673420 ww2vet
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i live in boca raton, fl-still off-season, best restaurants full, best shops full-only trash sitting at the curb

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:49 | 1673583 tarsubil
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They better live it up while they still can. Geesh, you can't possibly think that is an economic indicator, right?

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:09 | 1673409 Hulk
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Don't think we are going to see roaring 20's 2.0 ...

Thu, 09/15/2011 - 11:23 | 1673476 Cognitive Dissonance
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Damn. Too bad......because I was looking forward to a Flappers revival.


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