USDCHF Plunges To Record Low Following Generali CEO Comments Eurozone Faces Risk Of Breakup, Flight To Safety Resumes

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Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:42 | 1526777 Cassandra Syndrome
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Common Sense Bitchez

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:53 | 1526822 Thorlyx
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"xxxx just plunged to fresh all time lows"...

I think we will hear this quite often the next days and weeks and months

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:04 | 1526844 BaBaBouy
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GARTMANS Still Yapping About Selling His GOLD ...

 

STFU

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:46 | 1526780 slaughterer
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Uh oh, stick this one into the HFTs:

08-05 10:17: Market talk that S&P may downgrade US after market close today
Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:51 | 1526812 machineh
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They hate us for our printing press.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:00 | 1526832 augie
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Economic imperialism implemented through millitary intervention, Yeah I think i'd hate us too... 

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:04 | 1526843 snowball777
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Are you suggesting a tactical strike on the ratings agencies?

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:55 | 1527424 augie
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You say the word, I am there.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:15 | 1526894 walküre
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You forget propaganda that says 24/7 and 365 days a year how great and powerful the "Super Power" is.

Now the "Super Power" will get the "Super Congress"

Too bad all the "Super People" in the "Super Power" are "Super Broke".

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:25 | 1526965 Pegasus Muse
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USA! USA! Of course we're still "Super".  We have the Super Bowl.  /sarc

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:10 | 1526871 Long-John-Silver
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and keyboard. 

$1,000,000,000,000 = 00110001 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000 00110000

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:20 | 1526951 karzai_luver
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Our freedoms are under attack!

 

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:07 | 1527152 Bam_Man
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"All your printing press are belong to us!"

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:50 | 1526817 WhOracle
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getting hit by this rumor from diff ppl for the past hour.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:45 | 1527078 zorba THE GREEK
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Europe is coming apart at the seams and the Euro is still over 140. WTF

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:11 | 1527171 Bam_Man
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Just wait until Germany announces it is leaving the Euro "temporarily".

At that point the Euro becomes a "PIIGS pen", with a value of 0.75 USD.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:46 | 1526781 GeneMarchbanks
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Europeans and their emotions are killing this sweet little bounce. God damn reality!

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:01 | 1526835 slaughterer
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European break-up killing us

Debt ceiling deal killing us

Margin calls and gonzo post-Lehman risk management killing us.

Fulfilled H&S cross still killing us.

Revised GDP/and ISM still killing us.

S&P rumor of downgrading US killing us.

Roubini/Faber/Rosenberg killing us.

So why are we down only .4% and not 4%?

 

 

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:00 | 1526839 Thorlyx
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it s killing us but we are still alive and kicking..... Anyway, long term, we are all dead.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:46 | 1526783 Hedgetard55
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I'm glad my FXF is backed by Nestle's Gold Chocolate bars.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:47 | 1526785 Gibu The Great
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The Breakup, bitchez.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:48 | 1526786 ZimbabweTrillionaire
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Need to move my $50mm cash from BNY in a hurry!

 

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:34 | 1527026 DosZap
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Zim Trillionaire,

IF you have 50mm in  fiat, you deserve to lose it,no matter where it is.

I am assuming your are FOS.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:38 | 1527043 MichaelG
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Maybe that's ZWD$.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:48 | 1526787 Bindar Dundat
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At last Mr. Market is getting ahead of the Banksters.  This is VERY GOOD for the long term. 

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:02 | 1526838 Version 7
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Trouble is gonna come when the market finally realises that.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:48 | 1526788 drink or die
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Jim Cramer was on the Today show again this morning saying everything is ok, so I'm not concerned.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:50 | 1526804 Mr. Fix
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Now we know we're doomed.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:51 | 1526806 GeneMarchbanks
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Adorable little ponce, isn't he? So reassuring.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:04 | 1526854 hunglow
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I'm thinking lil keebler, Charlie Brown or Elmer Fudd.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:09 | 1526878 Long-John-Silver
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When he becomes Chicken Little it's time to buy with both hands.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:55 | 1526824 Instant Wealth
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Yeah, just like yesterday when he said that he liked Coca ,ehrmm, Coca Cola. What a surprise.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:57 | 1526833 SheepDog-One
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Cramer said 'Everything is OK'...so in other words he got news his phony-baloney job as a stock pumping dickhead is still secure.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:15 | 1526900 Wynn
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Cramer to Matt Lauer, "You know I'm no pollyanna ..."

 

hilarity ensued

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:26 | 1526972 karzai_luver
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Cramer has been dead for years!

 

HOLLAR-grams bitches.

 

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:50 | 1526791 etrader
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That 1190 area on the SPX will be keenly defended  ( 50% of QEII rally) the  "compound in" long only funds will be in a real mess if that goes.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:49 | 1526792 swissaustrian
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The SNB is already intervening, but they don´t have a chance to contain this.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:59 | 1526831 Thorlyx
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How about printing a shitload of colored paper. C'mon even the Swiss can do that. Besides, it boosts the national production figures. It's all good.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:12 | 1526901 swissaustrian
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Just a few days until this will be done. We´ll set up a sovereign wealth fund and tie the chf to the eur...

Just some more political pressure needed.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:47 | 1526801 Careless Whisper
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excuse me for sayin this, but the eurpoeans are effin' idiots.  merk onvacation mountain climbing, treeshay thinks feathers bllom out his ass.     pffft.

 

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:16 | 1526912 PY-129-20
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Luckily, we have Bernanke. Whenever he opens his mouth, gold goes up. Just a matter of days and gold is at 1776 $.

And don't be so harsh on Angela (Angel: Angelus) - imagine Hitler would comment this market ("wawuff! WUFF! WUFF! maRRRRket! STEINERRRR! woff! Zerrrstörrren! woff!" ).

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:51 | 1526805 Tic tock
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S&P Downgrade a rumour to explain market decline..

..though, falling knives, Economic Depression in the US - new start, how many people would love the opportunity to be Free of all that government crap. Cheap land and marshall plan, easy to do, CAD should be the next CHF??

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:51 | 1526807 A Man without Q...
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This is corporatese for.

 

"If I'm going down, I'm taking all of you bastards with me.."

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:51 | 1526810 KnightsofNee
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And...................its gone!

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:52 | 1526815 monopoly
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And they try to spin that all these new jobs will make the planet better. Amazing.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:52 | 1526816 topcallingtroll
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As much as I like to rag on the america haters and eurosnobs I hope europe pulls through this one. We need a strong healthy europe right about...oh....now would be nice.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:50 | 1526818 slaughterer
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Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:53 | 1526819 Misean
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There are problems in Europe? I thought they fixed this in last week's episode.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:56 | 1526826 Cassandra Syndrome
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Its the New Neo Keynesian model to replace the New Keynesians, emergency EU Summits every week, to prop up the markets and to create jobs by having these meetings all the time creating a multiplier effect. 

Makes sense I suppose...

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 10:58 | 1526830 Misean
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I see...sort of the broken window fallacy applied to coffee and bagels.

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