Van Rompuy Barroso Sarkozy Live Press Conference - Webcast

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Can't get enough of gravitationally-challenged presidents and Gollum wannabes? Then this webcast is for you. Oops, looks like no Sarko, just that D-grade actor Barroso. Oh well - both are completely irrelevant.

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Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:28 | 2110938 lolmao500
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Van Rompoy, unelected wimp who can barely speak english.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:46 | 2111009 Spooky Polish
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no , his training how to sell shit, without geting stinky .


wise mtf!


excuse me , and my language 

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:49 | 2111016 RemiG2010
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At least he went to hairdresser before the conference! And that's something new......Mr. AlgoBot!

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:50 | 2111024 dwdollar
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Haha... the youth unemployment is sooo... easy to fix. If it was that easy, then why did it become a problem in the first place?

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:56 | 2111044 LaLiLuLeLo
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This whole mess is gonna turn into a all out generational upheaval.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 18:56 | 2111184 MsCreant
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I keep wiping my screen but it won't come off.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:28 | 2110939 NotApplicable
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Wait, he's speaking English?

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:31 | 2110941 lolmao500
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He starts with english then it'll be German. I mean, why not speak english when Chairsatan is proving most of the money?

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:30 | 2110947 NotApplicable
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He's going to build a "permanent firewall to prevent contagion"


Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:35 | 2110968 Matt
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His plan is to solve youth unemployment by hiring them all to literally build a wall to seperate good Europe from the PIIGS. It's a multi-generational stimulus program that should be completed by the year 2400. Very Bullish.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:31 | 2110954 lolmao500
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And now maoist Barroso.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:32 | 2110956 Dermasolarapate...
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I'm goping home...I can't take it anymore.....but it's good to see "a deal is near."

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:33 | 2110958 DutchR
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Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:33 | 2110959 lolmao500
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Better conditions for gross? :)

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:33 | 2110960 MsCreant
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Europeeeein' Stahbillitee Mechanism.

Depends for sovereigns?


Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:40 | 2110988 francis_sawyer
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The problem with DEPENDS is that although they can prevent you from "Shitting the Bed", they can't stop you from "Shitting Yourself"...

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:33 | 2110962 JPM Hater001
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What are we drinking on?

Never mind...I'll just chug the whole thing...wake me when its over.

On second thought just make sure I'm still breathing...and if I lose an eyebrow someone is gonna get thier ass kicked.

Bottoms up!

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:35 | 2110969 MarkTwainsMustache
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They are governing the band on the titanic...all serious parties have left the boat

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:36 | 2110974 Cdad
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Once again, some faceless, nameless, and ignorant European "tool" thinks that jobs for young Greeks is just something that can be bought with bailout money.  And herein lies the problem...none of these political or financial geniuses seem to have any idea how economies work.  No wonder the hole in Europe is so F'n deep.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 18:45 | 2111162 oogs66
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And they are going to increase the retirement age and fire public sector employees - guess those people won't want jobs?

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 22:58 | 2111683 nmewn
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"...thinks that jobs for young Greeks is just something that can be bought with bailout money."

It's only a sovereign debt problem caused by not enough debt. Clearly they (and we) need to borrow more, creating a higher debt load along with the higher cost of living associated with a plummeting currency to escape this debt trap!!!

Where's MDB & Wanger when you need them? ;-)

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:38 | 2110977 DutchR
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My liquor store has a special, 20% off all whisky (the good stuff),  i'm going all-in tomorrow, fuck europaper.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 18:09 | 2111070 Poor Grogman
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Australia had Rum as currency for a while, it worked quite well apparently....

Certainly gave new meaning to the phrase "fiscal discipline"!

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:38 | 2110980 surf0766
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dude on live tv.. stop that

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:40 | 2110984 Schmuck Raker
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Sarkozy can't talk right now. He's got Frau Merkel's koch in his mouth.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:41 | 2110990 azzhatter
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I bet Nicky likes a little strap on action with Frau

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:40 | 2110987 azzhatter
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Von Rumpboy is a pissant. Hopefully he will die soon

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:42 | 2110996 Instant Wealth
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Barroso: zhee Bacchanalia arre about-a  to begin-e  immediate-ly *burp*

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:45 | 2111005 kato
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Statements in a nutshell:"Porquoi? Porquoi non?"

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:45 | 2111006 MsCreant
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"Restoration of credibility."


He admits it has lost credibility.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 22:44 | 2111640 nmewn
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With the implication of course, that it ever had it.

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 00:58 | 2111905 MsCreant
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Got me there babe. I don't always say hi, but always enjoy the wake you leave through these pages!

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 07:20 | 2112153 nmewn
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Same here MsC.

I'm glad to see you're about settled into the new home...I know its been a helluva year for you & yours.

Take care.

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 08:54 | 2112238 The Reich
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The unwanted €-project, that died aborning.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:46 | 2111008 Cdad
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Literally...just another empty promise about something being signed in the future...maybe. 

Seriously, ES should be about 28 handles lower right now.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:57 | 2111047 Roy T
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It should be, but it is not because it is priced in already.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 18:04 | 2111063 Cdad
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And another short bus banker steps up with "priced in."  Yep, the largest debt bubble collapse in world history is...priced in.  You can hang your hat on that one.  After all, if bankers say it every day, 10 times a day, then it is true!

F'n lightweight.  

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 17:58 | 2111049 Zero Govt
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"Van Rompuy Barroso Sarkozy Live Press Conference"

When you say "Live" you mean as alive as walking-dead zombies can (hope to) appear on TV

All 3 will be out of jobs very soon ...what a sad day that'll be for Europeans... Next..

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 20:12 | 2111296 loveyajimbo
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It is like Benny Hill, I love it!!!  Wait... Jesus, it is real?!?!?

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 20:34 | 2111351 itstippy
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Million Dollar Bonus is right: Van Rompuy rocks!  He's the most overlooked intellect of the modern age, and a true maverick.

Mon, 01/30/2012 - 21:00 | 2111391 ricocyb13
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why is Goldman Sachs paying so much money for these clowns ?


Nigel Farage is the only true and honest guy, he is worth his money


Mon, 01/30/2012 - 22:35 | 2111612 chump666
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What a bunch of ass-wipes. 

Tue, 01/31/2012 - 01:04 | 2111915 MsCreant
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I would not dishonor my butt by allowing one of them anywhere near it. They are not good enough to wipe our asses. Mothers wipe asses. The nurse, when we are sick, wipes ass when needed. People who care about you when you are unable to, wipe your ass.  

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