Van Rompuy Barroso Sarkozy Live Press Conference - Webcast

Tyler Durden's picture

Can't get enough of gravitationally-challenged presidents and Gollum wannabes? Then this webcast is for you. Oops, looks like no Sarko, just that D-grade actor Barroso. Oh well - both are completely irrelevant.

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lolmao500's picture

Van Rompoy, unelected wimp who can barely speak english.

Spooky Polish's picture

no , his training how to sell shit, without geting stinky .


wise mtf!


excuse me , and my language 

RemiG2010's picture

At least he went to hairdresser before the conference! And that's something new......Mr. AlgoBot!

dwdollar's picture

Haha... the youth unemployment is sooo... easy to fix. If it was that easy, then why did it become a problem in the first place?

LaLiLuLeLo's picture

This whole mess is gonna turn into a all out generational upheaval.

MsCreant's picture

I keep wiping my screen but it won't come off.

NotApplicable's picture

Wait, he's speaking English?

lolmao500's picture

He starts with english then it'll be German. I mean, why not speak english when Chairsatan is proving most of the money?

NotApplicable's picture

He's going to build a "permanent firewall to prevent contagion"


Matt's picture

His plan is to solve youth unemployment by hiring them all to literally build a wall to seperate good Europe from the PIIGS. It's a multi-generational stimulus program that should be completed by the year 2400. Very Bullish.

lolmao500's picture

And now maoist Barroso.

Dermasolarapaterraphatrima's picture

I'm goping home...I can't take it anymore.....but it's good to see "a deal is near."

DutchR's picture



lolmao500's picture

Better conditions for gross? :)

MsCreant's picture

Europeeeein' Stahbillitee Mechanism.

Depends for sovereigns?


francis_sawyer's picture

The problem with DEPENDS is that although they can prevent you from "Shitting the Bed", they can't stop you from "Shitting Yourself"...

JPM Hater001's picture

What are we drinking on?

Never mind...I'll just chug the whole thing...wake me when its over.

On second thought just make sure I'm still breathing...and if I lose an eyebrow someone is gonna get thier ass kicked.

Bottoms up!

MarkTwainsMustache's picture

They are governing the band on the titanic...all serious parties have left the boat

Cdad's picture

Once again, some faceless, nameless, and ignorant European "tool" thinks that jobs for young Greeks is just something that can be bought with bailout money.  And herein lies the problem...none of these political or financial geniuses seem to have any idea how economies work.  No wonder the hole in Europe is so F'n deep.

oogs66's picture

And they are going to increase the retirement age and fire public sector employees - guess those people won't want jobs?

nmewn's picture

"...thinks that jobs for young Greeks is just something that can be bought with bailout money."

It's only a sovereign debt problem caused by not enough debt. Clearly they (and we) need to borrow more, creating a higher debt load along with the higher cost of living associated with a plummeting currency to escape this debt trap!!!

Where's MDB & Wanger when you need them? ;-)

DutchR's picture

My liquor store has a special, 20% off all whisky (the good stuff),  i'm going all-in tomorrow, fuck europaper.

Poor Grogman's picture

Australia had Rum as currency for a while, it worked quite well apparently....

Certainly gave new meaning to the phrase "fiscal discipline"!

surf0766's picture

dude on live tv.. stop that

Schmuck Raker's picture

Sarkozy can't talk right now. He's got Frau Merkel's koch in his mouth.

azzhatter's picture

I bet Nicky likes a little strap on action with Frau

azzhatter's picture

Von Rumpboy is a pissant. Hopefully he will die soon

Instant Wealth's picture

Barroso: zhee Bacchanalia arre about-a  to begin-e  immediate-ly *burp*

kato's picture

Statements in a nutshell:"Porquoi? Porquoi non?"

MsCreant's picture

"Restoration of credibility."


He admits it has lost credibility.

nmewn's picture

With the implication of course, that it ever had it.

MsCreant's picture

Got me there babe. I don't always say hi, but always enjoy the wake you leave through these pages!

nmewn's picture

Same here MsC.

I'm glad to see you're about settled into the new home...I know its been a helluva year for you & yours.

Take care.

The Reich's picture

The unwanted €-project, that died aborning.

Cdad's picture

Literally...just another empty promise about something being signed in the future...maybe. 

Seriously, ES should be about 28 handles lower right now.

Roy T's picture

It should be, but it is not because it is priced in already.

Cdad's picture

And another short bus banker steps up with "priced in."  Yep, the largest debt bubble collapse in world history is...priced in.  You can hang your hat on that one.  After all, if bankers say it every day, 10 times a day, then it is true!

F'n lightweight.  

Zero Govt's picture

"Van Rompuy Barroso Sarkozy Live Press Conference"

When you say "Live" you mean as alive as walking-dead zombies can (hope to) appear on TV

All 3 will be out of jobs very soon ...what a sad day that'll be for Europeans... Next..

loveyajimbo's picture

It is like Benny Hill, I love it!!!  Wait... Jesus, it is real?!?!?

itstippy's picture

Million Dollar Bonus is right: Van Rompuy rocks!  He's the most overlooked intellect of the modern age, and a true maverick.

ricocyb13's picture

why is Goldman Sachs paying so much money for these clowns ?


Nigel Farage is the only true and honest guy, he is worth his money


chump666's picture

What a bunch of ass-wipes. 

MsCreant's picture

I would not dishonor my butt by allowing one of them anywhere near it. They are not good enough to wipe our asses. Mothers wipe asses. The nurse, when we are sick, wipes ass when needed. People who care about you when you are unable to, wipe your ass.