Venezuela Repatriates ‘People’s Gold’ Due to Gold’s ‘Historic’, ‘Symbolic’ & ‘Financial’ Value

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Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:45 | 1920550 AngryGerman
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gold safe? so the imf did not pirate it? thought they would use their black pearl...

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:49 | 1920566 CPL
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Gold and Oil.


Anyone feeling the invasion plans already being drawn up?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:54 | 1920587 Oh regional Indian
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Anyone notice this before?







hooray for the little guy. Now when will he be disappeared?



Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:09 | 1920635 i-dog
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It's actually  Gold + Oil + Drugs = GOD

Chavez may be about to receive some "humanitarian assistance". :)

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:11 | 1920870 SHEEPFUKKER

Tis the season......

Although maybe the shipment of tungsten bars have arrived so no assistance needed. 

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:35 | 1920951 gmrpeabody
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Sounds like a Woody Allen movie in the making.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:13 | 1920661 CPL
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Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:35 | 1920744 i-dog
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You rang?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:59 | 1920833 Taint Boil
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I taint got Bullion or Oil = Taint Boil, Coincidence?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:01 | 1920588 Carlyle Groupie
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Venezuela's people are heavily armed.

"Venezuela's main synagogue desecrated by armed people, slogans such as ‘Jews get out’"

Just sickening.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:06 | 1920640 Belarusian Bull
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I bet jews are already used to it.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:14 | 1920660 Carlyle Groupie
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Nah brah. Glenn say "it will only get worse, mark my words".

We must fight this at all costs. Prepare for war-on-Venezuela. "Stomp out the hate in 2012". Restore non-hate like it was back in the..... Adam&Eve days (i think, maybe before).

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:10 | 1921090 Ahmeexnal
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Venezuela pogroms.
Yep, when pressure builds up, tyrants let the mobs steal from those who save.
When TSHTF, the tyrants themselves will steal from those who save.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:21 | 1920690 agNau
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Actually this will be a good temporary storage. My recommendation is however to bury it in several places in the Venezualan backyard.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:46 | 1920552 bernorange
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First one out of the Ponzi wins, right?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:59 | 1920802 Ag Tex
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Who will be left holding the party bag?  The Venezuelans ought test drill a few bars before celebrating.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:46 | 1920557 traknologist
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They better make sure it's real!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:51 | 1920574 Eally Ucked
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And probably they're so stupid that they accepted any shit that looks like gold without checking it!

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:47 | 1920558 infotechsailor
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Adelante, Comandante.  Yup, first ones to take physical delivery will be better off for it. 

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:51 | 1920573 Carlyle Groupie
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Hugo is looking regal, fit, and ready to rule the world.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:11 | 1921096 Ahmeexnal
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Not with all those "fake" ailments he's supposed to have.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:51 | 1920570 TuesdayBen
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I am confident it will be accepted as ransom to secure the release of kidnapped MLB sluggers.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:51 | 1920572 Dexter Morgan
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I thought:

A--Gold was in a bubble.

B--Gold has no value.

C--Both of the above.


Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:53 | 1920582 midtowng
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d) you can't eat it.

That's the way all currency is measured - is it edible?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:30 | 1920727 agNau
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From what I see so far, there will someday be people that will eat fiat, and maybe grass, as both will have the same value. That will be monetarily, and nutritionally.
History not only rhymes, but it leaves that same taste in your mouth.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 11:05 | 1920847 Taint Boil
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Gold is not edible but pepper spray is.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:05 | 1920634 GMadScientist
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Examine the contrapositive for a sec: are you claiming Hugo Chavez, renowned socialist nincompoop,
is a better investor than most capitalist pigs?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:35 | 1921188 Temporalist
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He didn't make any investment he took possession of the investment to get it out of counterparty hands.

If I owned something I wouldn't leave it with a bunch of other criminals either.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:52 | 1920575 midtowng
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Did they make Chavez agree to honor the hundreds of billion of derivative contracts associated with the gold as well?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:58 | 1920605 GMadScientist
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Killjoy. :)

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:05 | 1920633 Belarusian Bull
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I actually laughed. Good one.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:53 | 1920581 lolmao500
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Who cares about Venezuela? WW3 is at our doorstep... Russia clearly warning NATO... back the fuck off or we nuke your ass!

Russia to send warships to Syria in 2012: report

Russia will send a flotilla of warships led by its only aircraft carrier to its naval base in Syria for a port call next year amid tensions with the West over the Syrian crisis, a report said Monday.

The ships, headed by the Admiral Kuznetsov aircraft carrier, will dock at the little-utilised Russian base in the Syrian port of Tartus in spring 2012, the Izvestia daily said, quoting the Russian navy.

The Tartus base, a strategic asset for Moscow dating back to Soviet times, is rarely used by Russian vessels and currently no Russian ship is based there although civilian and military personnel are present.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:17 | 1920672 trav7777
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that's why the west will strike now.  There won't be a port by next year.

The Kuznetzov would get sunk quickly in a contest between CBGs.  Its construction means that the Su33s that fly off its decks cannot carry heavy strike packages.

Nobody is going to nuke anyone

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:47 | 1920758 i-dog
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But ... but ... it will be carrying 12 aircraft! That'll scare off any American CBG. For a start, the 90 aircraft plus choppers on the GHWB wouldn't stand a chance.

This puff-piece is even more laughably just for stirring the drooling rednecks than Medvedev's one a few days ago.

Gave you +1 for "Nobody is going to nuke anyone"

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 12:21 | 1921121 Ahmeexnal
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The Kuznetzov will try out it's brand spanking new directed energy weapons on the GHWB.
Watching live ordnance detonate in their cases is a sight to behold.
That's also why firearms will be obsolete.
Directed energy will detonate all your ordnance and leave you looking like a limp bizkit.
Just buy sacks of nickels, nails and other ferromagnetic small projectile like items and build your gauss gun.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 13:40 | 1921461 Freddie
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The Russians have the guts to deal with the Somali pirates.  Americans just put those muslim somalis in the white hut.  Check his tribe - they are more muslim somali than kenyan.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:44 | 1920777 hannah
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"Russia will send a flotilla....."


god i love mexican food.


Mon, 11/28/2011 - 13:46 | 1921483 Ahmeexnal
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let me guess: you are a blonde chick

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:53 | 1920583 monopoly
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There is no doubt in my mind that this will be the lead story on all the MSM networks tonight. Maybe, Brian and Diane will even wear a little gold to celebrate the wonders of this nation. 

Nothing but the truth for the masses no matter what the advertisers want.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:55 | 1920585 Paper CRUSHer
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Better not celebrate,the stuff's comin' from the BOE vaults!!!!!! ....ya kiddin'.....i suggest a full assay is carried out on every gold bar.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:57 | 1920598 GMadScientist
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They're all 99.999% Au....198.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:54 | 1920586 Paul Thomason
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That probably puts them next on the list of 'countries to liberate' and leaders to assassinate?

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:58 | 1920604 Carlyle Groupie
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Within 15 years Oil trade will be settled in gold.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:11 | 1920650 Falcon15
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When the USD collapses, it may take 15 years for world economies and countries to normalize, let alone trade any commodities. Gaddafi wanted to return to a gold backed government issued currency, and sell his oil for gold. Look what that got him. We are facing a complete economic collapse of every major economy worldwide. The only question is: when?

It really is a zero sum game. Got preps? Pray for the best, prepare for the worst.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:20 | 1920686 Carlyle Groupie
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I'm preped. Underground, lead lined, air filtration, water from a deep aquifer, and my Internets so I can stay in touch with you's.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:23 | 1920701 Smiddywesson
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Hey, reverse globalization isn't such a bad thing, especially at the bargain basement price of one or two billion lives.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:55 | 1920589 GMadScientist
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How much of it will end up in American vaults as Chavez spends into a blackhole and is forced to liquidate either the gold or his belief system?


Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:55 | 1920591 vegas
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What a bunch of fucking chumps. The only time you will see gold bars is when Hugo and pals leave power and they fly out in a plane. Other than that, you morons in the street got as much chance of seeing that gold as a snowballs chance in hell.

In Ven everything is for the "people". In Amerika it's for the children. Not much difference really.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 10:17 | 1920673 i-dog
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"you morons in the street got as much chance of seeing that gold as a US congressman has of visiting Fort Knox"

There, fixed it for ya.

Mon, 11/28/2011 - 09:56 | 1920594 Yellowhoard
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If they'd just leave it in the basement in New York like everyone else, we wouldn't have to invade them later to get it back.



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