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Video Footage Of Suspected Israel Bus Suicide Bomber Who Is Caucasian And Had Fake Michigan License

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The smoke from the exploded bus carrying Israeli tourists was still billowing and yet Israeli PM Netanyahu had already declared that "Iran is responsible for the terror attack in Bulgaria, we will have a strong response against Iranian terror." Perhaps that statement was a little premature: as footage released by Bulgarian police indicates, the suspected suicide bomber is Caucasian, and was in possession of a Michigan driver's license, supposedly a fake one, but why anyone in Bulgaria would be carrying a fake Michigan ID is just a little confusing.

From Haaretz:

A top Bulgarian official said it was a "mistake" to lay the responsibility of a terror attack on an Israeli tourist bus on any specific countries or organizations, on Thursday, as security camera footage revealed the person authorities suspected of perpetrating the suicide attack.


Earlier Thursday, Israeli and Bulgarian stated that the Wednesday attack on the bus in the coastal city of Burgas, killing seven and wounding dozens, was a suicide bombing.


The Bulgarian police said that footage from airport security cameras captured the suspect roaming the airport for at least one hour, the Bulgarian news agency Novinite reported. According to the report he was a long-haired Caucasian in sportswear.


The body suspected as belonging to the terrorist had a U.S. driver's license issued in Michigan – apparently fake.


Following the attack on Wednesday, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said that Iran is responsible for the terror attack, saying that all the evidence in Israel's possession points to Iran as the responsible party.


"In the past months we saw Iranian attempts to attack Israelis in Thailand, India, Kenya, and Cyprus," Netanyahu said. "Exactly 18 years after the attack on a Jewish community center in Argentina, the Iranian terror continues to hurt innocent people."


"This is an Iranian terror offensive that is spreading throughout the world," he said, warning that Israel will issue a "strong response against Iranian terror."


However, speaking on Thursday, Bulgarian Foreign Minister Nikolay Mladenov said that he thought "it is wrong and a mistake to point fingers at this stage of the investigation at any country or organization."


"We are only in the beginning of the investigation and it is wrong to jump to conclusions," he added, saying that Bulgaria had "excellent cooperation with the Israeli security forces in matters pertaining to the investigation."

And this is the clip that was released showing the alleged bomber:


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Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:49 | 2631259 SeverinSlade
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"It's Iran's fault" is the Rothschild Zionist Israel's version of "It's Bush's fault."

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:59 | 2631324 Rich Bagg
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When the Zionists are run out of Israel, we will then have world peace. 

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:10 | 2631380 hivekiller
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We need to run them off the planet. Run them out of Israel and they will set up a colony elsewhere to terrorize the world. Setting off bombs and blaming someone else is their favorite trick. That's how Israel was created. Everytime they wanted to take more land, they'd lob some missiles into Israel or blow up one of their own buses. That would create the "reason" for taking more land. They've done it so often, you'd think people would catch on. They helped blow up the World Trade Center Building with friends in the CIA and MI6 so as to recreate their Khazar empire.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:18 | 2631434 knukles
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Come on....
Bulgaria, Detroit, they're both shitholes.
You'd a thunk he'd a at least tried to come from somewhere classy like France is Uganda or something.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:22 | 2631452 Pladizow
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Is that Garth?

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:29 | 2631479 TruthInSunshine
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Carrot Top.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:45 | 2631533 CharlieSDT
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Bulgaria is absolutely not a shithole at all.  People there are shocked and horrified by this.  I wince to think what additional police state measures the Govts will take there as a result.  The US shadow military presence here is huge.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:43 | 2631535 Buckaroo Banzai
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Looks awfully relaxed for a guy about to blow himself up. Frankly he appears more likely to fire up a bong than blow up a bus.

Makes you wonder if the guy knew what he was carrying in his backpack.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:52 | 2631568 NEOSERF
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That was my first thought too...someone check that his kids weren't kidnapped or something...very strange and makes you think the CIA, Israeli intelligence and 3 other groups manufactured something here, anyway you look at it, Israel, Syria and Iran is getting dicey with Egypt pretty messy on the other side and now Saudi Arabia and Turkey probably providing arms to rebels...

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:06 | 2631631 TruthInSunshine
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This obviously calls for an immediate ramping up of both TSA personnel and aggressiveness/arbitrariness of TSA groping aggressiveness, as well as new equipment, including Fukishima backscatter body scan machines.


Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:21 | 2631724 Spastica Rex
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Thank God we have bold leaders who can make these difficult choices for us and for our protection.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:14 | 2632064 CIABS
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He was the Persian Carrot-Top.  A huge loss for Farsi comedy.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:21 | 2632394 The Big Ching-aso
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Well there goes the effectiveness of racial profiling.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 18:12 | 2633931 UP Forester
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It wasn't me.  I'm not that tall, and haven't been to Eastern Europe to play with explosives in almost 10 years....

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:03 | 2631616 NumberNone
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The news story says "Bulgarian authorities believe that the suspect was carrying the bomb in a backpack, which he placed in the luggage compartment underneath the bus, Tsvetanov said. The bus was scheduled to carry about 47 passengers to a resort."  

The guy sets the timer, puts the bag in the luggage compartment, goes the bathroom, pulls the wig, changes clothes, walks away...whats to be nervous about?

For those upset that Israel is even being pointed at, don't forget the assassination in Dubai.  It's too early to point fingers anywhere but that didn't seem to prevent Israel from accusing Iran within minutes of the bombing.,8599,1970586,00.html

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:08 | 2631641 Roandavid
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Lots of guys with backpacks walking around that terminal.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:35 | 2631813 jumbo maverick
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Think about what the "bomber" did with his backpack. When have you ever gone on any mode of transport and witnessed anyone giving up their backpack? It never goes into the cargo area, it always stays with the backpack owner. Sometimes it goes in the above storage area on a plane but never into the main cargo area.

The article said that the bomber put the backpack under the bus in the luggage compartment. Why would anyone do this? This is not normal activity.

That one action should have been a big red flag. If the bomber threw his golf clubs under the bus well sure but his backpack come on now.

This is not rocket science.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:00 | 2632287 Raymond K Hessel
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The luggage compartment is located in the bottom portion of the bus, not actually under the bus. It is like a trunk.  There's a hatch the driver opens, and then you hand your bag to him and he loads the luggage so it all fits.

The seats are located above the luggage compartment.  Anyone taking the bus to go from one city to another knows this.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:13 | 2632375 Think for yourself
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lolwut? Using the backpack storage compartment for its intended use is anormal activity? You have no idea what you're talking about. I have been travelling for 2 years and anywhere from 75-90% of people will put their backpack there.

Next you'll be telling us, "You're human, that makes you suspect of being a terrorist. Please proceed to the groping line!"

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:15 | 2632071 my puppy for prez
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And who can prove the bomb was even IN the backpack?  For all we know, it could have been pre-attached to the bottom of the bus!

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:29 | 2632139 DosZap
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Your hard earned Homeland Security dollars at work,friggin accident they were caught.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 13:02 | 2632646 XitSam
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Explosion analysis is quite good. Preliminary examination will show if metal in the bottom of the cargo compartment was deflected up or down.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 13:03 | 2632640 Ted K
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All of this is easy to explain. First, all of the fake Arizona licenses were out of stock, so that's why he had to go with the Michigan one.  Second, whenever Netanyahu's eggs are underdone he screams at the top of his lungs, "Bastard Iranians did it to me again!!! Ok, call the Jews in America to cowardly to live in Israel and hit them up for money, tell them 'mini-me' Ahmedinejad has claimed the Palestine portion of my sunnyside eggs again and I need money so our immature IDF soldiers can kill their farm sheep and shoot bullets at children's feet asking for water."

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:46 | 2631543 Ignatius
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An APB on anyone wearing garish tourist outfits.  "We expect a lot of arrests", he said.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:57 | 2631544 Treason Season
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So he was/is either Celtic or Khazarian. My money's on the latter.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:58 | 2631589 Disenchanted
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Bulgaria...not all that far from the original Khazarian homeland. Just a quick trip west across the Black Sea.


Michigan drivers license optional...

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:25 | 2631460 Benjamin Glutton
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so what was his 'fake' Michigan name? if it's fake why keep the name secret?

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:00 | 2631597 SeverinSlade
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Rumors circulating that the name on the fake Michigan ID card was "Barry Soetoro."  Anyone know who this Barry guy is?

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 13:40 | 2632804 mick_richfield
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No.  Nobody does.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:26 | 2631464 JamesBond
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a muslim convert from a detroit prison?

would make sense.



Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:36 | 2631501 Roandavid
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Hardly any white guys left in Detroit.  Port Huron is far more likely.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:55 | 2631577 disabledvet
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Probably UAW as well.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:44 | 2631872 I am more equal...
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Part of the union's expansive retirement options.  Then again, a thug - whether union or terrorist - is a thug.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:43 | 2631531 DeadFred
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This guy is not the bomber. There are a list of characteristics used to distinguish suicide bombers before the fact and he doesn't exhibit any of the few that can be seen at this distance. He isn't chanting to Allah, walking like a robot or such. Look at him and ask yourself does he look like someone who knows he is going to die in a few minutes, blown to shreds? My BS alarm is screaming loud on this bus bombing incident. The only way this guy blew up the bus is if he didn't know what was in the backpack. We're being lied to and they know they're lying, grab your wallet.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:47 | 2631547 CharlieSDT
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Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:47 | 2631552 Bogdog
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You've seen 10 sec of low res video. This obviously makes you an expert I see.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:41 | 2631851 Arthur Borges
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True, we always see an edited version of such videos, never the full raw footage.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:52 | 2631925 DeadFred
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It's neuroscience not rocket science. Every human being is an expert if we can get past the strong conditioning to believe what we are told. If you ask a bunch of people at a department store who the 'creepy guy' is they'll all point to the same guy. They won't know if he's a pedophile, a shoplifter or the undercover security guy but they will know he's 'off'. Our brains process all this info subconciously and we know things even when we can't say why. I can recognize my daughter from across the mall by seeing her walk for just a second although I can't tell you what is unique about her walk. I just see it. Take away the backpack and there is nothing in this viodeo that say 'bomber'. He looks like someone trying to find his aunt Sophie, not someone with 50 kilos of C4 strapped to his back. You'd have to be a trained actor to suppress all the stress signals from knowing you were minutes away from death and it's hard to hire an actor for this gig.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:53 | 2632471 Think for yourself
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There is no way you can guess whether that guy is the bomber or not. However you are right about the stress being nearly impossible to supress - that is, if it actually IS there.

I mean, tell that to a buddhist monk (not a fakir, mind you, a monk) who in a pure state of consciousness, with his awareness sharper and clearer than you can probably even conceive, drenches himself in gasoline and sets himself on fire, mindfully watching and feeling himself burn while remaining more peaceful than you could ever be even if you went to a monthlong massotherapy session in a nordic spa.

Not everyone functions following the lines of your limited internal psychological model. Yes, your brain processes the info subconsciously as you say, but only according to your own model or to a second-guessed alternative model which you have observed at times either in yourself or in others. Obviously your brain will fail to correctly interpret the behaviour of somebody acting according to an unknown model - and will not even be aware of it. You say you just "see it" which might be true most of the time when operating within the confines of a well-known, local cultural referential, but it does not apply to everybody and even less when you're looking to somebody whose culture and background is unknown.

Moreover, fear of death is a strongly biased psychological factor for you to base your analysis on, since it is predominently a feature of occidental thought. Many people, when convinced that something is the right and necessary thing to do, will face it with composure - maybe with regret or wistfulness, but not with the stress that you think the person would be subjected to only because the only thing YOU would think about in such a situation is "shit i'm gonna die i'm gonna die shit piss fuck why am i doing this shit i'm gonna die".

Now then if the guy was putting his backpack in the luggage compartment he might not even have planned to die and then also consider he might think it was right and necessary action. Stress is internal tension, which will not be present if the individual is sufficiently convinced of the necessity of something.

Finally, also remember that we have about 8 seconds of video, and that the guy appears to be pacing.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 14:34 | 2633048 WaterWings
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By his gait I would guess his "bomb" was made out of some pretty lightweight materials: sunscreen, changes of underwear, and those spicy Funyuns.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:20 | 2631718 lunaticfringe
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Those Michigan bombers are cagey. Clearly this dude has hella good makeup and a wig on. Note the light colored base on the legs. He is cool, calm, and collected. Clearly a wolverine fan. Fuck em, that's why we hate em. Go buckeyes.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:37 | 2631823 Malachi Constant
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Why do you believe the word "suicide"?

  1. Leave the load with the luggage.
  2. Go to a cafe and press the button.

He's calm because it's his 9-to-5 job of many years.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:19 | 2631712 Abitdodgie
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How does someone get hold of explosives with a Micigan DL in Bulgaria . Mr joe sixpack then has to know how to mix nitrogen and diesel and have a primer cap. OR he used militery grade, in which case this was not a "lone wolf", so then the FBI must be involved.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:16 | 2632341 Apeman
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You don't make a primer by mixing nitrogen and diesel. You're confusing ammonium nitrate with nitrogen. Which would result in anfo after mixing with diesel. Anfo however is not a primer but a secondary. A crap secondary.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:33 | 2632510 Joe Sixpack
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For the record, I had nothing to do with this.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 16:19 | 2633534 Anusocracy
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These are the new witch trials. If you deny it, your'e guilty.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:31 | 2631449 sessinpo
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That might make sense if it weren't the fact that they were run out of Israel and nothing changed.


Come on, post a reply. not just down arrow. Back it up with something. Personally, I do think it is a false flag so I'm a nut job conspiracy person now. But back up your down arrow coward.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:47 | 2632220 TheFourthStooge-ing
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sessinpo said:

That might make sense if it weren't the fact that they were run out of Israel and nothing changed.

Even that's not necessarily a fact. They might not have been run out of Israel, and the Palestinians could possibly be the descendents of the original Judaic population:

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:56 | 2631952 Hugh_Jorgan
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You anti-semitic types really don't understand Islam at all do you? This will never be over until Islam either changes it's ways (good luck with re-writing the Quran) or it is destroyed. They will not be satisfied with anything less than Sharia everywhere.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:03 | 2632004 SeverinSlade
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You clearly don't understand what Zionism is.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:31 | 2632158 DosZap
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You clearly don't understand what Zionism is.

It's another word for Nationalism,look it up.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 13:12 | 2632689 Think for yourself
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Indeed. A synonym of Zionism that would add no new meaning except a greater precision to the description would be National Zionism. Hmmm....

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 16:43 | 2633604 SeverinSlade
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Xenophobia is much more accurate.

But I'd take that a step further.  Zionists are xenophobes that feel a divine right to a piece of land and will stop at nothing, NOTHING (false flag terror attacks, state sponsored provocation, back room deals with the mighty USSR, etc) to get it.

We have admissions ON RECORD that Mossad agents were responsible for the assassination of Iranian nuclear scientists.  ON RECORD admissions that Mossad agents routinely pose as CIA in order to recruit patsy terrorists.

If the shoe was on the other foot and Iran was blowing up Israeli scientists, the US would have already launched a war.

Fri, 07/20/2012 - 09:43 | 2635744 Think for yourself
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Hence my National Zionism comment above. Zionism, which is the political ideology of Israel as a Jewish nation (as defined in their declaration of independence), is the same as nazism. It is nationalism tinged with the belief in a master race, "The Chosen People of God" which is a fundamental tenet of Jewishness.

Hence the military fascism and disregard for human life which Israel features; the ideology imbues the nation with supraindividual authority as it becomes the embodiment of the Master Race concept; it then becomes its duty to protect that Master Race, be it at the cost of Goyim (who are not counted as humans) or with the sacrifice of jewish individuals (who can not measure up on the balance compared to the generalization of the Master Race itself).

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:57 | 2631964 Hugh_Jorgan
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Ignorance comes in many flavors I see.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:01 | 2631337 Badabing
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“Video Footage Of Suspected Israel Bus Suicide Bomber Who Is Caucasian”

The Israeli tourists in the bus were Ethiopian refugees that would have been expelled from Israel for being black anyway.



Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:10 | 2631376 Max Hunter
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Refugees going on vacation to Bulgaria?  Interesting theory..

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:09 | 2631647 Badabing
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Ok Max let me explain it.

The Ethiopian Jews who originally were refugees ……….  

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:16 | 2631419 Azannoth
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Hitting 2 birds with 1 stone, or 5, getting rid of un-wanted 'black-jews', spoiling friendly relations among Iran-Bulgaria, getting a Caucasian to do the job, getting a pretext for retaliation and escalation, you have to admit the jews are gooood (in a wicked twisted sick kind of way) good

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:34 | 2631496 sickofthepunx
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 hey, we knew OBL had done in the WTC before the buildings fell and dusted off the old saddam hussein propaganda playbook before sundown.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:07 | 2632021 Savvy
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If that article made any mention of Ethiopian refugees, it doesn't now.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 13:22 | 2632735 Badabing
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its gone!

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:12 | 2631403 SheepDog-One
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Oh look, its a ginger kid......'Iranian'. 


Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:33 | 2631480 A Nanny Moose
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Recessive genes.

In other news: Passport of suspected WTC terrorist, discovered among smoldering ashes of "Israeli" Tour Bus.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:40 | 2631522 tarsubil
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Most people don't know that gingerism is very prevalent in a certain inbred population besides the Scots. This actually supports their involvement with WTC. Nothing good is going to come from this.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:47 | 2631549 SheepDog-One
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The medical term is 'Gingervitis'

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:54 | 2631574 Oldballplayer
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He looks more like a "rastafarian day walker" to me.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:54 | 2631575 Oldballplayer
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He looks more like a "rastafarian day walker" to me.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:06 | 2631629 Disenchanted
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"di royte yidn"


Redheaded Warrior Jews
Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:16 | 2631682 Roandavid
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In my little hometown in Michigan we had a red headed jewish family.  The Farkels.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:47 | 2631546 Buckaroo Banzai
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Yes it's a good thing that suicide bombers have the common courtesy to carry indestructible passports and ID cards!

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:00 | 2631982 Hugh_Jorgan
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That kid is totally wearing a wig.

Your ignorant hate is showing, BTW.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:14 | 2631412 Parabolic
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I think that's Silverstein's son!!

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:01 | 2631602 battle axe
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Damn it CIA, if you are going to do a red flag, find a guy with at least the right skin color...

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:27 | 2631770 Whats that smell
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OK SS who did more to distroy the USA than bush/cheney?

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:50 | 2631265 fightthepower
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Smart false flag, by Israel and the CIA.  The get a guy who looks like a "homegrown" terrorist from Dearborn. 

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:52 | 2631277 azzhatter
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Yep, Dearborn Mi is a muslim haven

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:38 | 2631355 Dr. Richard Head
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Send in the Vatican's mercanary force from DC to Dearborn.  Drone attacks, bombings, full-scale troops.  Time to bring freedom's fist up the ass of those who threaten the US citizen's Israel.   /s

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:08 | 2631366 Shizzmoney
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The bomber is obviously distraught that the Detroit Tigers have underachieved this year.

Yet again, if I had to watch that bullpen everynight, I'd probably bomb something, too.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:59 | 2631588 rwe2late
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don't forget the local neo-nazis (no, I'm not referring to the US government)...

Is all this just the making of a Homeland Security dream-world ?

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:11 | 2631386 Ratscam
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hey they found his drivers license after he exploded.
Kind of reminds me of the mint passport, found in the rubble of 911.
Do they think we,re stupid?

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:25 | 2631450 Azannoth
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and why would any1 bother to have a "fake" driverse licence while on a suicide mission, it's not like it's hard to get a real 1 anyway?

Kinda like the fake passports the Mossad agents used to assasinate the Leader of Hamas in Dubai ?

It's not like you can buy fake papers at your local grocery store, of the quality that you can fool border guards with it.

The calmness of the guy also smells of the London bombings where the 'suicide bombers' where most likely not aware they carried (real)bombs with them

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:29 | 2631481 Doubleguns
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The fake drivers license is probably from his days of being under 21. He needed it to get into the bars.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:08 | 2631643 MachoMan
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You only carry a fake driver's license if you think you're going to live through it...

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:22 | 2631703 Azannoth
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exactly, I mean how did this story unfold?

The guy waits 1h+ for his bus calmly walking around the terminal 'sightseeing', he puts his bag in the trunk of the bus, than proceeds to board the bus(wtf), than detonates the bomb while sitting ontop(huh), why doesn't he use a timer or remote detonation, if he can detonate the bomb from inside the bus when his bag is in the trunk he CAN detonate it remotely so WHY? why the self sacrifice? makes absolutely no sense

it only makes sense if

A) he does not know about the bomb

B) he's transporting it(know's about it) but somebody else detonates it remotely getting rid of him(the witness)

C) he's dumb as F**K

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:06 | 2632017 ironsky
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D) Muslim

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:22 | 2631453 knukles
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A repost from yesterday:


Ya' know, this is just like finding the papers of the hijackers from the Burld Frayed Centre.  Nothin' else made it through the day... except these guy(s) IDs.

Let me be the first to call horseshit

So it was the bombardier's very own lonesome papers they found.  Not somebody else's?

And the reporting, just as lickety split fast as that plane that flew into the office building in Hawston Texas.
Like the very fucking moment.


Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:36 | 2631503 Whoa Dammit
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It'll be used as the excuse for the draconian paperwork the DHS is about to require in all states to get a drivers license or to renew one. This crap has already been implemented in GA, with average times for license renewal running 6 1/2 hours. 

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:51 | 2631907 hedgeless_horseman
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There is a new Draconian law in Texas, too.  All parents of new driver permit applicants must have two forms of proof of residence, and a Texas driver's license is not acceptable.  You have to wait in a two hour line to get a number to wait in another two hour line to be told of this requirement, which is not in the online or printed list of requirements.

Thank you, and come again!

Why do some people hate the government?

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:03 | 2631995 my puppy for prez
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Yep.  I just discovered that you have to send in to Austin a FORM and $20 so they can send you the regulation packet!  For gosh sakes....have they ever heard of downloadable, printable files?  Oh, wait...then they couldn't collect the $20!

Criminals, all...

Makes ya wanna get a fake Michigan DL instead!

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:08 | 2631627 KK Tipton
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"Smart false flag, by Israel and the CIA.  The get a guy who looks like a "homegrown" terrorist from Dearborn. "


Yes! Juggalo Terror.

This video shows less than nothing.

I wanna see him before *and* after.
Lets see the charred MI drivers licence...

No more "evidence" will be forthcoming on this. Just the way "they" like it.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:51 | 2631266 Aziz
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"Looks 150% Iranian to me."

— John McCain

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:15 | 2631415 LongSoupLine
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It's just Irans' version of Carrot Top (but likely funnier)

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:58 | 2631591 alien-IQ
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Sara Palin confirmed he was Iranian because she could clearly see him from her front porch.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:42 | 2631860 jumbo maverick
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"He looks 151% Iranian to me."
Megan McCain

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:05 | 2632318 TheFourthStooge-ing
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"Look, I think they're Iranians!"

- Pee Wee Herman

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:43 | 2632555 Joe Sixpack
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The fundamentals of the economy are sound.


John McCain

Sept. 2008

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:51 | 2631267 Doubleguns
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Its a wig.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:54 | 2631290 bigdumbnugly
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hey!  that's olive oyl!   i'd know that dame anywhere.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:11 | 2631397 GMadScientist
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Yep. All I've learned is that Mossad's disguise craft is weak sauce.


Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:23 | 2632114 DosZap
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And I thought Carrot Top was in Vegas!!!!!!!

Sneaky lil bstd.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:51 | 2631271 Squid Vicious
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another hard-working employee of Urban Moving Systems?

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:40 | 2631521 machineh
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"Toto, I think we're not in Weehawken no more!"

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:58 | 2631274 reader2010
Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:52 | 2631276 Itch
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And the path will soon be cleared through Syria. Freaky.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:53 | 2631280 michigan independant
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Oh I get it the DNA sample is back already. Those Jaggalo Homies are branching out. 

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:53 | 2631283 Randall Cabot
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Is he an art student?

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:42 | 2631532 machineh
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Yes ... with a backpack full of Dead Sea Salt facial cleanse.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:53 | 2631284 crosey
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It will be very interesting to see how this one plays out...who, how, and why.  That is, if we ever learn at all.  A year from now no one will remember the event.  Lots of death going on these days.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:53 | 2631287 lovemesomeZH
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where is a passport? who cares if the guy has a fake michagan dl. This must be a plot by CIA against white American men. Round um all up!!!!! FEMA camps her they come. OPh yeah, take them guns too!


Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:16 | 2631691 AngryChair
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No doubt this white man was upset about the recent Supreme Court decision on the Affordable Health Care Act cause Mayor Bloomberg says so.



Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:53 | 2631288 realtick
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Napoleon Dynamite?

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:32 | 2631792 Whoa Dammit
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Someone hacked the CNN video clip of the suspect--it plays a Black Dynomite cartoon clip instead. :-).

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:54 | 2631294 casaananda
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The Likudniks love it when Israelis die by terror. ON that they can justify their own.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:57 | 2631957 my puppy for prez
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Don't forget the Chabad Lubavitchers!

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:56 | 2631296 EvlTheCat
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And in retaliation Netanyahu calls for immediate air strikes against the separatist State of Michigan.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:17 | 2631421 LongSoupLine
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good...they can start with the terrrorist auto union shops at GM.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:55 | 2631297 Seize Mars
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Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:55 | 2631299 tmosley
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Slipping a bomb into someone's luggage.  How very Mossad of the Iranians.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:09 | 2631369 LULZBank
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Thats what I think too. Does'nt look like a guy whos on a mission to die.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:30 | 2631487 canardo
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So what does a guy on a suicide mission look like?

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:34 | 2631497 tmosley
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Worried.  Tense.  Not super relaxed and wandering around taking in the scenery.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:12 | 2631662 Winston Churchill
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Maybe not.

A true religous zealot would be at peace pondering

which virgin to choose first.

But anyhow ,this is amateur hour bullshit.

Cannot wait until the Olympics.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:32 | 2631786 LULZBank
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There is no "72 virgins reward" mentioned in Quran. It is as made up as AL CIAda.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:56 | 2631300 cowdiddly
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Should have bought a UAW Union made bus bitchez

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:37 | 2631820 GeezerGeek
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Better yet, a Canadian bus like the one Obama uses while on campaign trips. It's probably bomb-proof, which would have come in handy.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:55 | 2631301 apberusdisvet
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You just know that there'll be another false flag at the olympics; note the recent hand wringing over the security situation.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:09 | 2631372 Bob
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I could see it used not only as "proof" that Western Society is under attack by "the terrorists" and that severe control of civil society is required to save it, but also that it is necessary to mobilize the military to prosecute the war in the "Homeland."  Failure of private security in London would make this case easy. 

Meanwhile, the private security industry would have a jackpot of new public revenue in support of the new effort. Certainly if scripted psychopathically well, the incident would justify a new $1T investment to save our way of life. 

Making the world safe for the children. 

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:40 | 2631841 GeezerGeek
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"We need to take your freedoms to protect them. Don't worry, we'll keep them someplace where they're safe." Give me liberty or give me a nice, comfy berth in a FEMA camp...

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:53 | 2631894 Bob
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Where it will get interesting is the "Liberty" crowd sending the rest of us, aka, commies, statists, useless eaters and "unpatriotic" muslim sympathizers, to those very fema camps.  As long as they're used against the "right" people . . .

OWS showed us alot about the real commitment to liberty that many of its loudest self-proclaimed champions actually possess.

When there are too many to beat and jail, fema camps will be the perfect solution.  Divide and conquer at its best. 

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:55 | 2631946 my puppy for prez
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That would be the Tea Party, wholly owned by the Koch brothers.  Oh least we will have tea to drink and little American flags to wave in the FEMA camps.

And THANK GOD they have the guillotines ready for those anti-Semites who won't follow the Noahide Laws!

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:19 | 2632092 ironsky
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The real commitment to Liberty is ongoing in the homes and families that OWS types would laugh at. OWS = Civilian Security Force in training and just waiting for the cute uniforms and the identities of the undereducated food and ammo hoarders. OWS = blunt point of the spear.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:29 | 2632140 Bob
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We'll know soon enough, I'm afraid.  Only one of the two groups have suffered police abuse nationwide so far, with the other, when not celebrating, silent at best. 

Sometimes it's wise to tune out the music, delightful as it might be, and watch what people actually do, rather than getting caught up in what is coming out of their mouths. 

Even within our own groups.  Especially in our own groups.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:01 | 2632291 AnAnonymous
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The group is all for US citizens.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 12:12 | 2632362 TheFourthStooge-ing
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The hive is all for Chinese citizenism citizens.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:52 | 2631930 my puppy for prez
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I could see G4S (big Israeli connections) playing the part of having been found lacking, thus giving the excuse to bring in more military, which would be much better for a martial law lockdown "if" something were to happen.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 11:37 | 2632180 Inthemix96
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If that happens mate, I know of at least 60 folk who have been reading the same jazz who just may well do something about it.

The pig men pull a stunt like like that and mark my words, you will see me and few others on the teevee.  I wont and cannot sit back and see my own kin slaughtered.  If they get me?  There will be others.  For you watchers, you better decide whos side you are on, we will take any and all action if you try this, this is not a game, this is the real deal.


Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:55 | 2631302 jovius
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So you're saying we need to invade Iran?

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:50 | 2631564 I am a Man I am...
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Leave it to Seth M. to put the absurdity and nonsense in a 20 second cartoon to dispel the current myth.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 08:57 | 2631303 Jason T
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be slow to judge

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:26 | 2631465 knukles
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You're right.
I took an extra breath and tried to calm down just before the bomb went off.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:07 | 2631305 Dubaibanker
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There is a trend here....

Afghanistan did not have 9/11 attackers...but they got attacked.

Saddam did not have WMD, but he got attacked.

Iran did not bomb Israelis, and they will get attacked.

See the trend here....If you do NOT do anything, you still get in order NOT to get attacked, one has to do something....

Now, THAT is an oxymoron.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:10 | 2631382 LULZBank
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Pakistan HAD Osama and the WMDs, you negotiate with them.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:26 | 2631467 aerojet
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I still contend that Osama was a paid actor.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:33 | 2631491 LULZBank
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Osama has been long dead. They were after one of his kids or family member as trophy, but could'nt even get that.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:03 | 2631614 Dubaibanker
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Pakistan was useful for US for NATO supplies and attack lines into Afghanistan post 9/11, plus useful against India. Then OBL was caught and Pakistan was left hung to dry until the India pressure, post India's 26/11 died a natural death. Now Pakistan is again useful since US lives cannot be lost so it has been made a 'paid' ally, once more, and NATO supply lines re opened. Pakistan pays a price for being an ally as well as for not being an ally. It's better to be an ally and lose less Pakistani lives than not being an ally and lose more. Now, that's a paradox as well as an oxymoron! Lol.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:18 | 2631437 WonderDawg
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Not to split hairs, but it's more of a paradox than an oxymoron.

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 10:38 | 2631827 Spastica Rex
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But isn't it also ironic, in an Alanis Morissette kind of way?

Thu, 07/19/2012 - 09:19 | 2631444 LongSoupLine
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Also, Middle Class did not cause the financial crisis and they've been attacked

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