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Visualizing The Political Importance And Truthiness Of The Payroll Report

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With the current lackluster economic trends and job outlook, unemployment and salary figures are tossed around left and right; figures can make or break a politician's career. The Non-Farm Payroll report supplies these numbers, and its monthly findings impact global economic performance expectations - but its reporting (as we have been vociferous about) on unemployment rates and job outlook are skewed to paint a falsely healthy picture of the economy. The followng info-graphic sheds more light how the 'official' unemployment figures are much lower than they really are.


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Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:31 | 2763058 Caviar Emptor
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Become a butler. And learn Chinese

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:34 | 2763064 Silver Bug
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Trades are the only jobs in strong demand where I live.



Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:43 | 2763089 Ahmeexnal
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The US today is ruled by an oligarchy of private interests. The US government is not very independent of the powerful interest groups that fund political campaigns. The US ceased being a democracy during the Clinton administration.

Paul Craig Roberts

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:50 | 2763101 Caviar Emptor
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Personally, I'm looking forward to hearing about the debaucherous lives of the idle super-rich. 

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:29 | 2763332 blunderdog
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I wonder how much they'd make if all 10,000 of 'em on Earth just got together and started their own 100% 24x7 reality-teevee channel.

Er...wait, did they?

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 04:33 | 2763627 Problem Is
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The US ceased being a Republic...

when JFK took bullets to the head and the CIA=Wall Street  took over for good...

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 07:26 | 2763793 Watauga
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JFK was assassinated because he and his low-life brother RFK reneged on the deal they and daddy had made with the mob way back.  The election of 1960 was a stolen by the mob for Kennedy when he and his entourage (daddy and RFK in particular) agreed to be hands off organized crime.  Instead, RFK saw political hay to be made by going after the mob, and wouldn't you know it, the mob made both brothers pay for it.  Now, were the mob boys just stooges for the CIA?  Were the Cubans also involved as revenge for JFK's gutless sell-out at thet Bay of Pigs?  Were the Soviets involved as payback for the Missile Crisis (wholly created by Kennedy through incompetence)?

The US ceased being a republic in 1861, and the writing was on the wall decades before that. 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:36 | 2763060 TruthInSunshine
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Thank God for the seasonal adjustments by the Bullshit & Lies Statisticians, or we'd be in an unholy Depression!

And thank God for the near-50 million who can swipe their 100% deficit-funded, JP Morgan 'administered' (for billions in annual "fees") EBT cards, or we might even see long soup lines!


Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:38 | 2763071 Caviar Emptor
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Soup lines would create good jobs for many soup-dishers. 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:43 | 2763084 TruthInSunshine
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Broken soup bowls fallacy, homefry.


*But it works for Paul "I have really, really low standards" Krugman, Ph.D

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:35 | 2763067 LMAOLORI
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This really is a valid question 

Are Americans Better Off Than They Were Four Years Ago?


Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:04 | 2763133 Daily Bail
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Best news of the day, by far.

Debt-swap fraud is not forgiven in 3, 2, 1...

INTERPOL: Judge Orders Extradition And Arrest Of Former U.S. Treasury Undersecretary David Mulford
Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:34 | 2763212 Real Estate Geek
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Cristina's trying to distract the natives from how badly she's screwed up the economy.  She's been getting uppity with the Brits lately, too. 

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:44 | 2763239 TruthInSunshine
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LMFAO!!! Great work, Daily Bail!


MUST SEE - Gold Stupidity From TV Reporter "Since gold is not backed by anything, compared to the U.S. dollar which is backed by the Federal Reserve..."
Wed, 09/05/2012 - 04:37 | 2763629 schatzi
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Wow, that's just sad.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:37 | 2763069 Atomizer
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Corporate Net Cash Flow (CNCF) 

Uncle Ben, milk my teats, we’re going dry over here


Yo Yays gots ta lubricate muh motha fuckin nips an' anal cavity ta drum up das voter’s what 'chew trippin foo'

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:47 | 2763097 ebworthen
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Oooh, some nice charts under "milk my teats..." 


Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:39 | 2763075 vertexa
Tue, 09/04/2012 - 22:44 | 2763091 Caviar Emptor
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Lego Chief Executive Jørgen Vig Knudstorp signaled deep concern about the U.S. toy market on Friday even after the iconic Danish toy maker reported a solid first-half performance.

Mr. Knudstorp, a 10-year veteran of the toy industry, said clouds have already formed over the U.S. toy market: “These six months have been the most negative toy market that I have seen in the U.S…so that worries us.”


Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:31 | 2763201 Ahmeexnal
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Yeah, well the past six months have also been the worst negative market for abacii and mechanical typwriters.  Mr. Knudstorp ought to take a step into the 21st century sometime. 

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:31 | 2763336 blunderdog
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Fuck 'em.  Kids are stupid, they'll play with pebbles and string. 

The children are the future.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 06:06 | 2763688 I am Jobe
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Blame the inbred fucks in the USSA. Nuf said

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:01 | 2763123 toady
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You're young and you got your health, what would you want with a job?

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:24 | 2763183 yrad
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Raising Arizona

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:23 | 2763142 Tsar Pointless
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Well, let's see now. If I do the math correctly, I come up with...oh...35 of 36 weeks this year I've been on unemployment. One week I actually had a short - and I mean SHORT - term temporary assignment. Then my father died. And my mother almost did as well, in the same week.

Yeah, it's been a kick-ass year for me.

Funemployment, it has not been. I can guarantee you that much.

Tue, 09/04/2012 - 23:53 | 2763258 Moon Pie
Wed, 09/05/2012 - 00:35 | 2763345 blunderdog
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sweet link

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 05:50 | 2763676 OldPhart
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"The followng info-graphic sheds more light how the 'official' unemployment figures are much lower than they really are."

Not to be a fact checker asshat, but  you DO mean higher, right?

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 06:06 | 2763687 I am Jobe
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women should learn to bend over in the USSA- Learn Chinese and be a whore to a Chinese Banker or Businessman.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 06:23 | 2763704 Heroic Couplet
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Panic! We need more tax cuts for the wealthy! Drop everything!! We need more tax cuts for the wealthy! Hurry, Congress, Hurry Mitt, Hurry, Hurry, Hurry, Karl, Hurry Rush. We need more tax cuts for the wealthy! /end Republican bullshit

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 07:31 | 2763799 Watauga
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You are a sad, sad fool. 

Thu, 09/06/2012 - 07:07 | 2767412 dsg2003gt
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...We do. Why should anyone be paying to fund this nation's handouts and wars?


Wed, 09/05/2012 - 07:58 | 2763865 midtowng
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One big mistake in the above chart: food stamps don't keep people from returning to work. People getting food stamps ARE working already. They just aren't making much money.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 08:05 | 2763880 GoodMorningMr.V...
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If this country is going the way of Greece it might be helpful to start factoring in the number of people that have committed suicide in the past month and are no longer seeking employment... because they are dead.


Wed, 09/05/2012 - 08:39 | 2763978 GeezerGeek
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Who cares if the dead no longer seek employment? The important thing is that they can still vote:


"No interment without representation!" After all, the dead pay taxes too, at least the rich ones.

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 08:33 | 2763950 Lord Koos
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God I hate this bullshit -- "...reliance on food stamps keeps the unemployed from returning to work".  What the fuck, it's the fault of food stamps that there aren't enough jobs to go around?  I suppose if people were starving then jobs would magically appear?

Wed, 09/05/2012 - 09:14 | 2764096 rambo1028
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No.... see above link posted by goodmorningmr.v re: suicides for the answer you seek...

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