Waddell & Reed Was Just Released From Carbonite

Tyler Durden's picture

And whoosh... On absolutely no news, ES just folded in on itself after a real size seller just hit every bid. Remember: there is no better trigger for affirmative policy in the 11th hour than an epic market crash. May 6 anyone?

Volume surge:

And cross assets:

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HelluvaEngineer's picture

IYR just shit the bed.  Where's BoilerMaker?

Cdad's picture

And it looks like Simon Property Group just printed a massive 3 year long double top....at all time highs.

HelluvaEngineer's picture

Lots of meat on that bone

Ahmeexnal's picture

And google is going to $1500.


Yes, that could happen. When it does, gold will be at $50k/ozt. And silver at $10k/ozt.

djsmps's picture

I looked at the author's name--James Altucher. I didn't read it.

azzhatter's picture

I believe it's Aldoucher

Mr Lennon Hendrix's picture

I assume a selloff to start the week, probably to my call of Dow 12k, and then a steady rise.  I think the pullback will come in the form of a flash crash, but probably not with the magnitude of the May 6th one.  Look for Moday or Tuesday to have a 200 point drop with a similar amount of correction.  DC has averted hyperinflation's Stage Three for now, and it will be steady rampant inflation for a while longer.

In my naivite, I thought they had reached an agreement on Sunday.  I mean, they had to, right?  We are so going to default.

That's All, Folks!:


yipcarl's picture

An article from MarketWatch or CNBC is not welcome here, move along. 

TruthInSunshine's picture

Back in the day, Goldman Sachs/JP Morgan/Rothschild, N M & Sons had to tank the markets quite a bit before Hank 'Give Me What I Want & I'll Go Away' Paulson's TARP/TALF (morphing into QE and other forms of thievery) plan was sucessfully approved.

Operation 'all your 401(k)s will bleed, bitchez' is going to have to produce some serious downside before the pre-arranged raise in the debt ceiling (so as to enable QE3) is finally approved, you know, for the good of the nation.

Or not.

Andre Linoge Stars as Hank Paulson. "Give me what I want and I'll go away."
Franken_Stein's picture


This is nothing and certainly transitory.

This bearish event is to be deemed bullish.


Quintus's picture

Maybe we should rename 'Flash Crashes' to 'Transitory Crashes'.  Sounds much more 2011.

DOT's picture

Flat Crash

Buyers are gone and the chart just keeps horizontal. 

All terms such as : Breakdown, Extrema, Collapse, are now banned.

The list of banned words is also banned.

ww2vet's picture

?? - making your own facts? market above mid-july low, well-above june low. market down LESS than 1%. calm down


Stoploss's picture

It's a beautiful thing.

silvertrain's picture

operation fast and furious 2.0

ZeroPower's picture

If volume down is just as shitty as volume is on the up, surely this is not real.

entendance's picture

Anybody who doesn’t use stops is going to be out of business at some point. It’s not if; it’s when.


silvertrain's picture

I thought it was Illegal to place sell orders until sack gets his debit card back..

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Makes good office furniture.


StormShadow's picture

Just gave you a double tap on the up arrow. Where in the world did you find that pic?! Hilarious

baby_BLYTHE's picture

We should freeze Timma and Benny in Carbonite for the next 50 years so they can see the other side of the apocalyptic mayhem they are creating.

yipcarl's picture

do you really think this is on accident?  Do you really think Timmy and Benny just dreamed this up in their beds with no outside influence?  OMG.  it's wholly and totally controlled.  i mean DUH.


Haven't you 'intellectuals' read the Creature from Jekyll Island by Ed Griffin?  Turn to page 437 and 438.  This book was written in the late 80's.  If what is happening in our economy is all organic...why is it this author gave us the playbook for what is happening 20 years ago?  


IF any of you want to know wants going on get the book and read it...while your at it...check those pages for an intinerary of where we are heading...OR Don't and stay stupid, it's up to you. 

Fish Gone Bad's picture

Sweet.  I am thinking that whomever gave you down marks has not seen the Star Wars movies, or in the more likely case, are just plain old vanilla flavored retards.

espirit's picture

Could I get that in the "Princess" model?

Miss Expectations's picture

"I think my eyes are getting better.  Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur."

Cdad's picture

Restaurant stock bubble is bursting.  Gee, who could have seen that one coming?

papaswamp's picture

Might want to hit the ATM before the M1s deploy…..

Seize Mars's picture

Whose P&L is on the lower part of the graph? Looks like tuition at the skool of hards knocks.


WoodMizer's picture

Fiat, equities, and bonds are imploding, yet google trends top 20 are concerned with bread and circus.

TPTB are preparing the hogs for the slaughter house.

El Viejo's picture

Wake me when it's over. Forget the pseudo-success rally see you in Oct/Nov.  ZZZZZZZZZZZ

caerus's picture

(presses fingertips together) Excellent...

GiantWang's picture

Thank . . . You . . . Mr. Burns.

caerus's picture

Well, that's odd ... I've just robbed a man of his livelihood, and yet I feel strangely empty. Tell you what, Smithers - have him beaten to a pulp.

I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until ... Oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant.

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?

- C. Montgomery Burns

JSD's picture

Insert "public" between "no" and "news". 

duncecap rack's picture

That's an excellent point.

treemagnet's picture

Damn the torpedoes!

swissinv's picture

and how does that look against the risk basket???

KnightsofNee's picture

Fuck this shit. I am going back to my PS3 and Call of Duty Modern Warfare USA to hone my skills. It just seems more real to me. A virtual world (now that a virtuous one is safely in the dust bin of history) is more to my liking.

Team Deathmatch!

Maximum prestige bitchez!

yipcarl's picture

that's a great solution...play video games....

collegepunk's picture

the TICK distribution on the ES is absolutely terrible

OpenEyes's picture

S&P - AU spread just hit $312.  Not a technical spread I realize, but one I've been following since gold first went above the S&P a couple of years ago.  I like to follow this as a quick back-of-the-napkin calculation of how I'm doing.  Looking for that number to get much bigger over the next 6 months.