Waiting For Godot: Existential Eurocrisis Edition

Tyler Durden's picture

From JPM's Michael Cembalest

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The Alarmist's picture

It should be so simple ...

hedgeless_horseman's picture



This is probably my favorite ZH article so far this year.  Bravo!

Thomas's picture

Indeed, that was deeply cerebral humor.

NumberNone's picture

Ha, ha...one of the guys is named estrogen.  That's a girl thingie. 

Turtlelord's picture

Massive phail....

It's Estragon not estrogen.

It's the name of one of the two principle characters of waiting for Godot and also the French name for Tarragon.

bank guy in Brussels's picture

Voices in unison above - like all across Europe:

« CAN'T the ECB just KEEP LENDING to EU banks


Brilliant cartoon!

Bravo Michael Cembalest and ZeroHedge

Ghordius's picture

"we can't go on like this" - "that's what you think"

really brilliant, bravo ;-)

Buttered Chiken's picture

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BorisTheBlade's picture

Even HFT robots need some rest. When they feel tired, Zerohedge is their preferred location where they typically engage in spamming comments section with unrelated mix of boxing movies and vocational trainings ads.

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

I'm getting dizzy. Is that normal?

XitSam's picture

In this economy, you need to be dizzy to see straight.

Bunga Bunga's picture

If nobody was dizzy who would buy stocks then?

barliman's picture


It's the New normal.


stickyfingers's picture

Actually stupid is the new normal

Kayman's picture

The inanity of the European solution makes Godot look like a breath of fresh air.

EscapeKey's picture

Gordon Brown - after claiming he "eliminated boom and bust" and that he "saved the world", left us with just about the worst deficit, no savings, lots of gold gone, a complete mess of regulation, 100% debt/GDP of bank owned assets backstopped by the taxpayer, a gigantic public+private debt bubble, insane levels of unfunded liabilities... at the very least kept us the fuck out of the Euro.

fuu's picture

"People often ask how I spend my time."

Really? You work for the Morgue, who cares what you do.



NumberNone's picture

Weird, I like my books to have pictures but I didn't like this. 

Manthong's picture

It would not have been any more bizarre if the two figures had been pasted heads of Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears.

dogbreath's picture

long live ZeroHedge

asteroids's picture

What  does master WilliamBanzai7 think? This seems to be his expertice.

margaris's picture

banzai doing comic strips? That would probably be the next step in his awesome artistic evolution...

Go Banzai! Evolve!

Shermanium's picture


Part 2 should be Lucky's speech:

"Dexia aplexia bankia of essey and pussey and testew and canard easing... Easing... Easing... Quatively quantified"

Ben Dover's picture

It's French humor - much to subtle for the likes of us. It must be French - I swear the one on the left is Jerry Lewis.

francis_sawyer's picture

Too esoteric... I'm thinking in reality it all operates like a 3 Stooges skit...

M.B. Drapier's picture

This really cries out for cartoon bears and text-to-speech.

kuso's picture

The previous night Eden Hazard had announced his £32m transfer from Lille to Chelsea, which made him comfortably the most expensive


Belgian footballer of all time and smoothed his path to riches and global stardom. On Tuesday morning, though, the 21-year-old found it counted for nothing as he was late to leave his hotel room and saw that the Belgium team bus had departed for training without him.Hazard must now find a window in his preparations for the Wembley friendly against England on Saturday to purchase the present his team-mates decided will be his forfeit. Appropriately for the midfielder, it is a bottle of champagne. "Vincent Kompany will choose the label," the Belgium manager, Marc Wilmots, said. The suggestion was that the captain would select a very expensive one.Hazard can afford it. His five-year contract at Stamford Bridge is worth £100,000 a week after tax and there is every chance that he will hand over the bubbly with a swagger. Hazard is a byword for self-confidence and he revels in being at the centre of attention, as English http://www.microsoft.com audiences are beginning to find out.It was typical of Hazard, said observers in Belgium, to build the suspense on Twitter regarding his transfer destination. After the lunchtime cheap SoccEr ShOes teaser he waited until Monday evening to Real MadRid C.F JErseys tweet that he was bound for the European champions. His following on Twitter has rocketed.Chelsea have not been impressed. They like to control such announcements via their official channels and it will be interesting to see whether Hazard says anything more in the coming days. If he is smart, he will not. It will also be interesting dEsIgNer beLts to see how

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the Stamford Bridge dressing-room welcomes a young player who INTerNazionAlE Milano JerSeys is used to being treated as the star.Wilmots, for whom England will be only his second game in charge of Belgium, seemed to be making a stand of sorts when he made public the story of the bus going without Hazard. Without his doing so, it might never have come to http://www.microsoft.com

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light. "Eden still arrived at the training session," Wilmots said. "How he Nike MERcUrIal ShoEs got there I don't know and I don't care, but the important thing w

Amish Hacker's picture

You can look in your hat. You can look in your shoe. Nothing is there. There is nothing to be done.

Quicksilver's picture

I've no idea ehat it means, but reading this makes me feel intellectual

jon's picture

more like waiting for gov-dough, amirite