Wall Street Karaoke For The HFT Generation: "All I Want To Do Is Retire"

Tyler Durden's picture

The once proud masters of the universe are goin, going, gone, not with a bang, but a Billy Joel cover:

All I want to do is retire
Cause we're slowly fading
The machines are trading

All I want to do is retire
It's tough to be a broker
When the game is over

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h/t Fly