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Want To Trade FX Like A Central Banker On Full Tilt? Apply Here
Tired of being stopped out by the latest HFT FX algo du jour? Disappointed by having only 500x margin purchasing power? Disenchanted by not having an infinite balance sheet, the inability to manipulate markets (in currencies and commodities) at a whim, and worst of all, having to account for risk in addition to return and always fearing taxpayers may not bail you out after that 1000 pip move against you? Most of all: wishing you were Mikael Charoze and finally being able to trade every asset class with the impunity of a central banker on full tilt? Then this is the opportunity for you: for any wannabe real masters of the universe (sorry Goldman, you are just so... 2009), now that only FX trading matters in the great race to the devaluation bottom, please send your resume, together with your cover letter why you should be picked over all the other sociopaths, and why you deserve to make the decision what is in the best interest of billions of people, to Sonya Zilka, head of talent management at the Bank of International Settlement, aka the Central Banks' Central Bank. And best of luck.
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I would like to give her some liquidity.
Who says that?!?
gates foundation.... enough said. NWO tool.
http://www.thespokanites.com/Spokanites/Bio.html
Nice dig horseman, nice dig.
http://www.facebook.com/Spokanites?v=info
Glad to see she at least kept true to her punk and rock n' roll rebellious spirit, why she aint gona stand up to the man, she is gona be the man. If anybody sees her attempting to perform live, throw eggs and bottles at her head please for the love of god!
I felt freaking embarrassed for her looking at her "world tour" photos and listening to her electro/industrial/rock music.
Boy is she suppressing some shit working a day job for the BIS servicing Bernanke's people.
I love the slightly foward tilt of her head with the hair over one ear, there's a whole genre of videos where girls practice that angle! :D
I'm sure that helps her manage the BIS talent!
She needs to tell her hubby about the "make private" option available on her former employer's cloud:
https://skydrive.live.com/?cid=dc7ebd00b8f9309b&resid=DC7EBD00B8F9309B!7820&id=DC7EBD00B8F9309B%217820#cid=DC7EBD00B8F9309B
Anybody know where all that money came from?
How many words is a picture worth?
https://public.bay.livefilestore.com/y1pTcnfDenMParDqC7Qw3X4xl-9CxPIQLGbIT8XUNHv6skuVDrhP-XFhS4yF7Ue_Ei6IobZr0ZOLIsgwfiKNtHSYQ/2010-02-04%20Adelaide%2C%20Australia%20-%20Spokanites%20Hitched%202010%20World%20Tour%20018.JPG?psid=1
Nice pull, thanks.
I thought it was ironically topical.
12ToothAssassin
Really dude! I just returned breakfast. Please be more careful when you post.
Given your link, it would appear that her LinkedIn head shot photo has been airbrushed. Either that, or it's a photograph from 10+ years ago. Hard to age gracefully as a rock 'n roll star constantly on the road.
"the world's most famous musical duo"
HUH? These people actually think they're famous? This is a joke, right?
Wow, she sure is some kind of self-propelled tool!
Kool-Aid likely runs through her veins.
Human Resources Personnel are affectionately known in the industry as "Slave traders"
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2008-07-16/
Mosh pits bitchez!
You have to be fucking kidding me.
SELF-INVOLVED DOUCHEBAGS.
the cameo appearances of the *shocked* but *delighted* parents is just way beyond precious. if they go on "tour", i'm going long on well aged eggs...
anybody lend me a toothpick to work the barf out of my speaker grilles?
talking about lame music ....
Cute little Socialist:
Facebook Interests: RED), EMILY's List, Emerge America, Transpara, Patty Murray, Bill Maher, Michelle Obama, Barack Obama, NPR,ONE, Emerge California
that is the weirdest shit I have seen in months. More proof that the people who get sucked into the corporate/NWO world live in their plastic/pre-fab matrix like reality... otherwise known as hell.
She's a prime example of what I call an evil-do(good)er. Willing to destroy the whole world in ignorance, under the guise of saving it.
Says a lot about the value of a college degree.
haha... nooooo; she's totally a unique and special snow flake...
"...And I wasn't the only slave to my nesting instinct. The people I know who used to sit in the bathroom with pornography, now they sit in the bathroom with their IKEA furniture catalogue." ~Chuck Palahniuk
I can't believe you dug that up..Nice
Full tilt, head on, laid bare Wizardry, brought to you by The Matrix, bitchez.
There's no misdirection campaign like a NWO misdirection campaign 'cuz a NWO misdirection campaign don't stop. All the kids that want to be punk rockers & rebels will be unknowingly working to further the interests of the BIS/World Bank/B&MGatesFoundation/NWO, bitchez.
Remember when Buffet donated his entire fortune to the Bill and Miranda Gates foundation? Yea most people don't.
yup, to make sure that all those little african kiddies get their NWO poisons, er, vaccines so big pharma can profit, er "help people" all around the world.
> NWO tool.
Err... toolbox.
I snerted.
Do Oligarchs ever retire?
Ever just lose their desire?
Does their job ever suck?
Do they ever feel stuck?
Is there ever a Klepto for hire?
I guess the answer is yes...
Such a common working woman's dream ... 'Human Resources' with some big posh organisation ... And the CEOs say, 'See, we don't discriminate - we have a babe - er, female manager - in This Very Important Position!'
"female manager - in This Very Important Position!"
Every red blooded male on this board right now is thinking about that last word.............................
Some of the chicks too.
"thinking about that last word"
Not me. I've been married for 400 years.
"A pretty face, don't make no pretty heart..." -- Robert Palmer
Perhaps she didn't want it confused with, "University of Colombia in Bogota"
...apparently easier to 'work' your way through college there...
People concerned she means Columbia in Missouri
"Washington State University in the Upper Left-Hand Part of the Map"....
I got my MBA from the University of Chicago in the City of Chicago. What's your point?
ps: your vote arrows aren't working for some reason, so +1 from me.
There's a bug in the Matrix where you can't vote on a comment that starts with a blockquote.
She didn't want to be confused as a Columbian HOE and hand puppet for the Secretion Service....
is this or is this not Fight Club...where did my comment go, was it deleted? Clearly the above was not wrote by her
Bitch plays in a band and likes to be spanked: http://www.thespokanites.com/Spokanites/Bio.html
Me first, I could see myself inside her...
Sorry pal, she would increase your margin requirement.
I'd like to stick a baby in her. Either that or decorate her liberal face like a cake.
One current and two past postings as a HR exec ... I wouldn't do her with your johnson ... I worked in IT and I can tell you there is nothing lower than a HR professional ... someone paid to backstab Americans just to replace us with worthless H1b Indian and Paki softheads that couldn't understand the requirements for a new program well enough to ever get it right without complete re-writes from whatever few Americans were left to supervise and pick up the pieces...
The last job I had in IT we had a huge blowout party when it was announced that our HR director had stage 4 breast cancer...
I wonder how many connect requests she will get today because of this article? I requested to connect with her.
A bit short on recommendations. I'll log on now to bump her up a bit.
MillionDollarBonus asked to connect before you did.
Perfect.. So she moved up from cleaning lady??
Maybe Sonya IS TYLER! :O
I'll apply later... Not quite ready yet.
Is there an expense account? :-)
Resume as follows:
I have personally kicked several middle class taxpayers square in the fucking nuts. I like paper. 2+2=32.
Am I hired...or perhaps overqualified?
You also must include an example of a time you raped with impunity and a time you tortured without conscience.
Sign on bonus for those who show evidence of eating either second or third generation young from their own family.
Her resume is legit, but it got me to wondering if I might succeed if I tried bs'ing my way into international human resources management and then pulled it off long enough to see a lot of the world and bank as many American Eagles as I could along the way.
Not to belittle the profession, but I imagine one might be able to get into a choice position with an engaging personality (or good acting skills), a crash course with a couple of key books over a weekend, a re-viewing of "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying," and a totally bogus resume.
Who knows? -- if you patiently kept applying for job openings maybe some outfit would fail to check your background, hire you, and you'd be on your way to figuring out how to work as little and having as much fun as possible -- as I've done in several of my legit jobs over the years. Might even start a band.
Nah, you just need to give yourself an important title, like "Head of Talent Management" (Better yet if you are a Global Head) and sling the latest HR Buzzwords like "Human Capital" and talking about shit like "maximising organisational yield through leveraged sourcing of young talents" (i.e. hiring young people because they are cheap) along with the de rigeur bullshit about the importance of diversity (brown-skinned people and women are even cheaper).
Your avatar picture = plus +50... your comment, yes, it's all smoke and mirrors... c ya at the the top.
A riddle about three great men and a common sellsword (mercenary); the answer of which tells us everything we need to know about the show. The point of the riddle is that power is an illusion and that perception is more important than reality. If people see you as powerful, then you are.
Varys: “Well played, my Lord Hand…Power is a curious thing, my lord. Are you fond of riddles? Three great men sit in a room. A king, a priest, and a rich man. Between them stands a common sellsword. Each great man bids the sellsword kill the other two. Who lives? Who dies?”
Tyrion: “Depends on the sellsword.”
Varys: “Does it? He has neither crown, nor gold, nor favor with the gods.”
Tyrion: “He has a sword. The power of life and death.”
Varys: “If it’s swordsmen who rule, why do we pretend kings hold all the power? When Ned Stark lost his head, who was truly responsibly? Joffrey? The executioner? Or something else?”
Tyrion: “I’ve decided I don’t like riddles.”
Varys: “Power resides where men believe it resides. It’s a trick, a shadow on the wall. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow.”
In the English Middle Ages and Renaissance, play was a term that was up for grabs: distrusted by some (like the Lollards and, later, the Protestants) and valued by others for its polysemic possibilities and reflection of the realities of the (often communal) gaming and theatrical endeavors of cities and towns. (Think of Jacque in As You Like It: all the men and women merely players…) Even today, play can refer to performance or to gaming—more precisely, it refers to both performance and games, because the two are not separable categories. (For instance, when you play Monopoly, you perform being a titan of industry or property holder.)
-- game of thrones
The riddle unanswered, perhaps because that is the answer: there is no power, only its perception; HR, like this girl's life at the bank of central bankers and her fake grunge / emo band = it's all smkle and mirrors; like fiat paper... when the perception fails, the system implodes... c ya at the bottom bitchez
"Talent Management".
Kind of like American Idol.
Talent management is the worst of the embellished business cliches ever. Seriously people -- why do you think that if you repeat context-free phrases in business conversations that you get "leverage" in your credibility points? High school is over.
Because you'll be talking with idiots who use the exact same phrases, so it's nothing but a circle-jerk.
+ 5 synergies and 4 value added propositions
I got a long email from the Big Boss this morning. We are now embarking on a "strategic planning process" that requires my input in order to be effective.
Never mind we've been doing this every couple of years already under various different names. Nope, it all starts NOW..
Agent P -- get your fingernails off of the communication blackboard. You're giving me the heebies.
'Leveraged synergy across all technology platforms"....
It's more of a journey than a destinatiion
HR = "Of course I don’t do anything, I’m an idea man."
No thanks, the pay will be in paper.
How is this legal exactly?
They said so.
Me likey Sonya Zilka. Probably has a sexy accent too. She learned her chops in the video game industry. Naturally that makes you a good fit for international finance.
I think you underestimate the importance of ever increasing digital values and establishing all-time high scores.
She was raised in Spokane, WA.
I'd apply for the job however I have this little thing called a conscience. I do however have some talent I'd like to let her manage.
she looks hot.
Rothschild bum licker
She is hot!
I guess it depends on your taste. I find nothing hot about her. All the photos are the fake cheesy smiles.
she's not, look at some other pictures.
'Was' might be the right word. I think that photo is from her sorority album or something. Not...up...to...date.
I love when the vampires forced out of their dungeon. Anyone doing screenshots of these fuckers so we now what our targets are when the huntin season begins?
"Talent Management".
http://www.thespokanites.com/Spokanites/Bio.html
Sonya Zilka
The vivacious and uncontrollable lead singer. Needs management but is indeed unmanageable
like any good frontwoman.Like Robert, she grew up in Spokane, WA (born in Pocatello, ID), and lived in New York, San Francisco and Hong Kong.Key influences include her parents, University High School, Washington State University, Columbia University, NBC, Citi, EA, and the Gates Foundation.
Influenced by NBC, Citi, and the Gates foundation, and bragging about it...Who talks like that?
Need I ask" "Who's her daddy"?
Is human resource manager some kind of business speak for someone who sits around and checks face book all day?
Talent Management. Too perfect. You've got to do a lot of singing, dancing, and spinning to make it in a central bank these days.
I bet she has all the secret service guys numbers.....
I´d pay $800 for that...
looking the way you do, you might need to increase the offer!
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Just another face in the crowd! And it is a rather LARGE CROWD!!!
It never ceases to deliver, clicking on stories like this for a snap-chuckle to derail me from any serious issue of focus.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
i'd like to manage her talent!
does she consider sperm donors?
Looks like a "Non Profit Orginization". funny.
Checked out her spokinites website. Holy shit what an ego. It is totally fake all the nonsense abotut the world tour. Teh press conference was laughable. I suspect that she drinks puppy blood for breakfast. OMG!
maybe on the puppy blood, but she totally recycles and is into solar power energry... so it's cool.
PROP trading for the BIS... That's rich./sarc
Sonya,
Attached is my resume in purple crayon. By the way, I trade best when under hot babes so that is a definite positive. My most recent gig, working with T. Stolper at The Squid, has given me the necessary perpective I feel would enhance trading at BIS. How many vaction days do I get? Text me. Regards, -vegas
http://vegasxau.blogspot.com
Typical white Seattle liberal chick.
Play at punk rebellion.
Then go to work for Bolshevik HR departments for Bill Gates and the BIS.
"Bolshevik" and "HR" go together nicely, thanks.
You'll have to admit, they had quite a way of managing talent.
Their termination policies were decisive and left no room for post-separation lawsuits.
Douche. Look at the map where Pocatello, Idaho and Spokane, Washington are. While she may have gone to the dark side, neither of those locations are what anyone would term liberal.
spokane might be... but seattle isn't... and she ain't living in spokane... that's on the other side of the mountain. douche
concur, she totally hates plastic bags and loves Obama...and likes to mountain bike
Nice glamor head shot, but in real life she's some kind of weird Seattle punk emo/goth vampire weirdo. Oh yea, she's so anti establishment and all...sure.
quote from her band's webpage:
"The Spokanites are Sonya Zilka and Robert Hylton, and if we may be so bold, we think the story about how this ‘band’ formed is a good one. We are both from Spokane, Washington and amazingly, we met on a bus in Sri Lanka! It was February 2006 and we were supporting Room to Read, a non-profit that builds schools and libraries in developing countries. It was crazy to think that two people from a small town in the US could find themselves on the same bus almost as far away from Spokane as you can get (literally). But wait, there’s more..."
of course...
The stories just get better by the moment.
When wave 3 down hits (that's elliott wave speak), many of these entitled lifestyles will go away, including Sonya's.
http://bullandbearmash.com/index/djia/weekly/
bailout... oh no... no more bailouts? never
Too funny. I'd be happy to giver her a liquidity injection and balance her assets with some of my liabilities. Oh yeah, I went to Princeton and graduated with a masters in economics - that should qualify me right?
Funny you mention "Central Banker on Full Tilt" considering both Central Banks like the Federal Reserve and Full Tilt Poker both run PONZI schemes.
smoke show!
the central's bank, central bank is in Seattle [aka portlandia]...? why ugh, she can have seattle. what a rainy dump.
The dream of the 90s is alive in Portlandia (Seattle)! My flannel shirt still looks fly. The tattoo ink never runs dry!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE_9CzLCbkY
Be nice. She's carrying a child...due in June. (Amazing the stuff you can find out on the internet)
Probably the antichrist
Since when is the BIS a "government agency?" From what I've read, it's wholly untouchable by any government.
needs a permanent ball gag implant.
there's a good setup in the slideshow here:
http://i.imgur.com/PL0m8.gif
NSFW!!!!!!!!
As soon as one sees Columbia as her University...one must assume that she has been indoctrinated, and is loving it.
Done! When do I start?!
My qualifications include GREEDIEST and WORST Forex Trader on the planet. The top of my resume is entitled "PIP Wise and $$$ Foolish." Also, nobody in their right mind would recommend me, and I'm not a sociopath, but I would do self-study on how to act like a psychopath. Are these qualifications sufficient?
Salary, or strictly commissions?
PS. Applicants above are definitely overqualified, and you forgot to put a mailing address.
Wow, a Coug. I cannot imagine how she made it this far. :-)
sschu
friday entertainment on ZH
love it
PS: she can't sing
She should ripp off that fake human face and show her true reptillian side...sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssing
There is hope. If Bill and Melinda hired her then the talent of the foundation is clearly lacking. They seem to be recruiting from the shallow end of the gene pool just like the NAZIs. Opps that right they are eugenics believers also.
BTW that linkedin profile picture seems to be of her about 10 or 15 years ago. I only use a profile picture from 5 years ago.
I wonder how many people at Gates Foundation are laughing right now?
https://www.facebook.com/#!/sonyazilka
Unfortunately it doesn't say whether she is married or not. I would so see if she would have a threesome with my Belarusian wife and me.
Cmon beam, you mean to tell me you didn't visit her bands site?
http://www.thespokanites.com/Spokanites/Bio.html
Damn... it looks like she is hooked up/married.
So much for having my Mosanic, 3 Person, triangle, sex fantasy.
Then again, my wife may not have liked. She isn't as big of an NWO fan as I am. Huge fan of Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, and Kevin Na..... *pet monkey hands a note saying "wrong NWO"*
OH!.... My bad!
Tooooo Sweeeeeettt
And when you're NWO...... you're N W O 4 LIIIIIIFFFFFEEEE
I'm in LOve
Brains and beauty
Will you marry me ?
Jean
Two things - and an afterthought:
1) Stop bashing UWash. I have a very good friend who is a professor there and she ain't no douchebag!
2) "Context free"???????? Surely you what you meant to say was: MEANINGLESS.
Never was the intelligence of so many insulted so completely by so few. (Apologies to Sir Winston Churchill for that blatantly reverent paraphrase.)
It used to be called the Labor Department, but that reminded Management of who did the real work.
Then it was called Personnel, but it reminded Management that employees were people.
So now it's called Human Resources; because what do you do with resources? You EXPLOIT them, of course!
I can guess how she got her job. SHe has more than financial skills, I'm sure.
Head of Talent Management would typically have no financial skills ... in fact, that is a huge negative.
Not to be confused with the Columbia School of Broadcasting, which should not be confused with CBS.
Tyler, what the fuck is the point of this article?
Does every girl with a face in finance get time now?
reconsidering my position on dark hair (again).
You guys are all just jealous that she's been able to suck, & blow, her way to the top.
looks connellyish
[while the kids at Kamp Krusty are starved and tormented, the counsellors sit down to a sumptuous meal]
Jimbo Jones: Yo, Mr. Black! Another brandy.
Mr. Black: Gentlemen, to evil.
Damn my Dyslexia - I read too quickly 'Central Banker On Full Tit', jumped to the face pict and thought "yeah, that's gotta be good"My enthusiasm dropped after re-reading the title and seeing 'tilt'.
Seeing what you want to see doesn't always work out.