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Tired of being stopped out by the latest HFT FX algo du jour? Disappointed by having only 500x margin purchasing power? Disenchanted by not having an infinite balance sheet, the inability to manipulate markets (in currencies and commodities) at a whim, and worst of all, having to account for risk in addition to return and always fearing taxpayers may not bail you out after that 1000 pip move against you? Most of all: wishing you were Mikael Charoze and finally being able to trade every asset class with the impunity of a central banker on full tilt? Then this is the opportunity for you: for any wannabe real masters of the universe (sorry Goldman, you are just so... 2009), now that only FX trading matters in the great race to the devaluation bottom, please send your resume, together with your cover letter why you should be picked over all the other sociopaths, and why you deserve to make the decision what is in the best interest of billions of people, to Sonya Zilka, head of talent management at the Bank of International Settlement, aka the Central Banks' Central Bank. And best of luck.

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Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:06 | 2361214 spiral_eyes
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I would like to give her some liquidity.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:13 | 2361237 idea_hamster
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"Columbia University in the City of New York"

Who says that?!?

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:18 | 2361258 john39
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gates foundation.... enough said.  NWO tool.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:29 | 2361293 Dr. Richard Head
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Nice dig horseman, nice dig.



Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:44 | 2361328 Global Hunter
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Glad to see she at least kept true to her punk and rock n' roll rebellious spirit, why she aint gona stand up to the man, she is gona be the man.  If anybody sees her attempting to perform live, throw eggs and bottles at her head please for the love of god!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:50 | 2361351 spiral_eyes
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I felt freaking embarrassed for her looking at her "world tour" photos and listening to her electro/industrial/rock music.

Boy is she suppressing some shit working a day job for the BIS servicing Bernanke's people.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:09 | 2361398 Short Memories
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I love the slightly foward tilt of her head with the hair over one ear, there's a whole genre of videos where girls practice that angle! :D

I'm sure that helps her manage the BIS talent!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 13:05 | 2361410 hedgeless_horseman
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She needs to tell her hubby about the "make private" option available on her former employer's cloud:


Anybody know where all that money came from?

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 13:12 | 2361590 Upswaller
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Nice pull, thanks.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 20:27 | 2362820 12ToothAssassin
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I thought it was ironically topical.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 13:27 | 2361657 mkhs
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Really dude!  I just returned breakfast.  Please be more careful when you post.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 18:57 | 2362580 NeedleDickTheBu...
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Given your link, it would appear that her LinkedIn head shot photo has been airbrushed.  Either that, or it's a photograph from 10+ years ago.  Hard to age gracefully as a rock 'n roll star constantly on the road.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 23:33 | 2363122 Imminent Crucible
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"the world's most famous musical duo"

HUH? These people actually think they're famous? This is a joke, right?

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:13 | 2361405 NotApplicable
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Wow, she sure is some kind of self-propelled tool!

Kool-Aid likely runs through her veins.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 13:03 | 2361558 12ToothAssassin
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Human Resources Personnel are affectionately known in the industry as "Slave traders"

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:09 | 2361394 francis_sawyer
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Mosh pits bitchez!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:40 | 2361322 Buckaroo Banzai
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You have to be fucking kidding me.


Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:40 | 2361406 forexskin
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the cameo appearances of the *shocked* but *delighted* parents is just way beyond precious. if they go on "tour", i'm going long on well aged eggs...

anybody lend me a toothpick to work the barf out of my speaker grilles?

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:45 | 2361339 Ratscam
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talking about lame music ....

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:31 | 2361461 Upswaller
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Cute little Socialist: 

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Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:47 | 2361342 john39
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that is the weirdest shit I have seen in months.  More proof that the people who get sucked into the corporate/NWO world live in their plastic/pre-fab matrix like reality...  otherwise known as hell.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:30 | 2361455 NotApplicable
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She's a prime example of what I call an evil-do(good)er. Willing to destroy the whole world in ignorance, under the guise of saving it.

Says a lot about the value of a college degree.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:40 | 2361491 sof_hannibal
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haha... nooooo; she's totally a unique and special snow flake...

"...And I wasn't the only slave to my nesting instinct. The people I know who used to sit in the bathroom with pornography, now they sit in the bathroom with their IKEA furniture catalogue." ~Chuck Palahniuk

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:46 | 2361345 Dr. Engali
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I can't believe you dug that up..Nice

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 21:50 | 2361374 TruthInSunshine
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Full tilt, head on, laid bare Wizardry, brought to you by The Matrix, bitchez.

There's no misdirection campaign like a NWO misdirection campaign 'cuz a NWO misdirection campaign don't stop. All the kids that want to be punk rockers & rebels will be unknowingly working to further the interests of the BIS/World Bank/B&MGatesFoundation/NWO, bitchez.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:26 | 2361294 Alcoholic Nativ...
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Remember when Buffet donated his entire fortune to the Bill and Miranda Gates foundation? Yea most people don't.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:48 | 2361348 john39
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yup, to make sure that all those little african kiddies get their NWO poisons, er, vaccines so big pharma can profit, er "help people" all around the world.  

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:33 | 2361472 Race Car Driver
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> NWO tool.

Err... toolbox.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:34 | 2361475 NotApplicable
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I snerted.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:19 | 2361260 The Limerick King
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Do Oligarchs ever retire?

Ever just lose their desire?

Does their job ever suck?

Do they ever feel stuck?

Is there ever a Klepto for hire?


I guess the answer is yes...

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:22 | 2361267 bank guy in Brussels
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Such a common working woman's dream ... 'Human Resources' with some big posh organisation ... And the CEOs say, 'See, we don't discriminate - we have a babe - er, female manager - in This Very Important Position!'

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:39 | 2361324 ihedgemyhedges
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"female manager - in This Very Important Position!"

Every red blooded male on this board right now is thinking about that last word.............................

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 18:01 | 2362546 The Alarmist
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Some of the chicks too.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 23:37 | 2363128 Imminent Crucible
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"thinking about that last word"

Not me. I've been married for 400 years.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 20:23 | 2362816 StychoKiller
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"A pretty face, don't make no pretty heart..." -- Robert Palmer

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:23 | 2361274 SilverIsKing
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Perhaps she didn't want it confused with, "University of Colombia in Bogota"

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:42 | 2361336 SokPOTUS
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...apparently easier to 'work' your way through college there...


Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:33 | 2361312 legal eagle
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People concerned she means Columbia in Missouri

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:44 | 2361334 Fur Trader
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"Washington State University in the Upper Left-Hand Part of the Map"....

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:14 | 2361409 Agent P
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"Columbia University in the City of New York" Who says that?!?

I got my MBA from the University of Chicago in the City of Chicago.  What's your point?

ps: your vote arrows aren't working for some reason, so +1 from me.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:37 | 2361480 NotApplicable
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There's a bug in the Matrix where you can't vote on a comment that starts with a blockquote.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 20:44 | 2362860 augmister
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She didn't want to be confused as a Columbian HOE and hand puppet for the Secretion Service....

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:20 | 2361261 Cinfultreat
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is this or is this not Fight Club...where did my comment go, was it deleted?  Clearly the above was not wrote by her

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:06 | 2361391 Rich Bagg
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Bitch plays in a band and likes to be spanked:  http://www.thespokanites.com/Spokanites/Bio.html

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:23 | 2361432 SemperFord
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Me first, I could see myself inside her...

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 13:19 | 2361612 Born-Again Bankster
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Sorry pal, she would increase your margin requirement.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 22:39 | 2363029 Ass to Mouth
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I'd like to stick a baby in her. Either that or decorate her liberal face like a cake.

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