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Tired of being stopped out by the latest HFT FX algo du jour? Disappointed by having only 500x margin purchasing power? Disenchanted by not having an infinite balance sheet, the inability to manipulate markets (in currencies and commodities) at a whim, and worst of all, having to account for risk in addition to return and always fearing taxpayers may not bail you out after that 1000 pip move against you? Most of all: wishing you were Mikael Charoze and finally being able to trade every asset class with the impunity of a central banker on full tilt? Then this is the opportunity for you: for any wannabe real masters of the universe (sorry Goldman, you are just so... 2009), now that only FX trading matters in the great race to the devaluation bottom, please send your resume, together with your cover letter why you should be picked over all the other sociopaths, and why you deserve to make the decision what is in the best interest of billions of people, to Sonya Zilka, head of talent management at the Bank of International Settlement, aka the Central Banks' Central Bank. And best of luck.

Source: LinkedIn

 

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Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:06 | 2361214 spiral_eyes
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I would like to give her some liquidity.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:13 | 2361237 idea_hamster
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"Columbia University in the City of New York"

Who says that?!?

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:18 | 2361258 john39
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gates foundation.... enough said.  NWO tool.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:29 | 2361293 Dr. Richard Head
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Nice dig horseman, nice dig.

 

http://www.facebook.com/Spokanites?v=info

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:44 | 2361328 Global Hunter
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Glad to see she at least kept true to her punk and rock n' roll rebellious spirit, why she aint gona stand up to the man, she is gona be the man.  If anybody sees her attempting to perform live, throw eggs and bottles at her head please for the love of god!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:50 | 2361351 spiral_eyes
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I felt freaking embarrassed for her looking at her "world tour" photos and listening to her electro/industrial/rock music.

Boy is she suppressing some shit working a day job for the BIS servicing Bernanke's people.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:09 | 2361398 Short Memories
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I love the slightly foward tilt of her head with the hair over one ear, there's a whole genre of videos where girls practice that angle! :D

I'm sure that helps her manage the BIS talent!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 13:05 | 2361410 hedgeless_horseman
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She needs to tell her hubby about the "make private" option available on her former employer's cloud:

https://skydrive.live.com/?cid=dc7ebd00b8f9309b&resid=DC7EBD00B8F9309B!7820&id=DC7EBD00B8F9309B%217820#cid=DC7EBD00B8F9309B

Anybody know where all that money came from?

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 13:12 | 2361590 Upswaller
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Nice pull, thanks.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 20:27 | 2362820 12ToothAssassin
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I thought it was ironically topical.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 13:27 | 2361657 mkhs
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12ToothAssassin

 

Really dude!  I just returned breakfast.  Please be more careful when you post.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 18:57 | 2362580 NeedleDickTheBu...
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Given your link, it would appear that her LinkedIn head shot photo has been airbrushed.  Either that, or it's a photograph from 10+ years ago.  Hard to age gracefully as a rock 'n roll star constantly on the road.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 23:33 | 2363122 Imminent Crucible
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"the world's most famous musical duo"

HUH? These people actually think they're famous? This is a joke, right?

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:13 | 2361405 NotApplicable
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Wow, she sure is some kind of self-propelled tool!

Kool-Aid likely runs through her veins.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 13:03 | 2361558 12ToothAssassin
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Human Resources Personnel are affectionately known in the industry as "Slave traders"

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:09 | 2361394 francis_sawyer
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Mosh pits bitchez!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:40 | 2361322 Buckaroo Banzai
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You have to be fucking kidding me.

SELF-INVOLVED DOUCHEBAGS.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:40 | 2361406 forexskin
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the cameo appearances of the *shocked* but *delighted* parents is just way beyond precious. if they go on "tour", i'm going long on well aged eggs...

anybody lend me a toothpick to work the barf out of my speaker grilles?

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:45 | 2361339 Ratscam
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talking about lame music ....

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:31 | 2361461 Upswaller
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Cute little Socialist: 

Facebook Interests:   RED)EMILY's ListEmerge AmericaTransparaPatty MurrayBill MaherMichelle ObamaBarack ObamaNPR,ONEEmerge California

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:47 | 2361342 john39
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that is the weirdest shit I have seen in months.  More proof that the people who get sucked into the corporate/NWO world live in their plastic/pre-fab matrix like reality...  otherwise known as hell.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:30 | 2361455 NotApplicable
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She's a prime example of what I call an evil-do(good)er. Willing to destroy the whole world in ignorance, under the guise of saving it.

Says a lot about the value of a college degree.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:40 | 2361491 sof_hannibal
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haha... nooooo; she's totally a unique and special snow flake...

"...And I wasn't the only slave to my nesting instinct. The people I know who used to sit in the bathroom with pornography, now they sit in the bathroom with their IKEA furniture catalogue." ~Chuck Palahniuk

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:46 | 2361345 Dr. Engali
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I can't believe you dug that up..Nice

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 21:50 | 2361374 TruthInSunshine
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Full tilt, head on, laid bare Wizardry, brought to you by The Matrix, bitchez.

There's no misdirection campaign like a NWO misdirection campaign 'cuz a NWO misdirection campaign don't stop. All the kids that want to be punk rockers & rebels will be unknowingly working to further the interests of the BIS/World Bank/B&MGatesFoundation/NWO, bitchez.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:26 | 2361294 Alcoholic Nativ...
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Remember when Buffet donated his entire fortune to the Bill and Miranda Gates foundation? Yea most people don't.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:48 | 2361348 john39
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yup, to make sure that all those little african kiddies get their NWO poisons, er, vaccines so big pharma can profit, er "help people" all around the world.  

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:33 | 2361472 Race Car Driver
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> NWO tool.

Err... toolbox.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:34 | 2361475 NotApplicable
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I snerted.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:19 | 2361260 The Limerick King
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Do Oligarchs ever retire?

Ever just lose their desire?

Does their job ever suck?

Do they ever feel stuck?

Is there ever a Klepto for hire?

 

I guess the answer is yes...

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:22 | 2361267 bank guy in Brussels
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Such a common working woman's dream ... 'Human Resources' with some big posh organisation ... And the CEOs say, 'See, we don't discriminate - we have a babe - er, female manager - in This Very Important Position!'

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:39 | 2361324 ihedgemyhedges
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"female manager - in This Very Important Position!"

Every red blooded male on this board right now is thinking about that last word.............................

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 18:01 | 2362546 The Alarmist
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Some of the chicks too.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 23:37 | 2363128 Imminent Crucible
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"thinking about that last word"

Not me. I've been married for 400 years.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 20:23 | 2362816 StychoKiller
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"A pretty face, don't make no pretty heart..." -- Robert Palmer

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:23 | 2361274 SilverIsKing
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Perhaps she didn't want it confused with, "University of Colombia in Bogota"

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:42 | 2361336 SokPOTUS
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...apparently easier to 'work' your way through college there...

 

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:33 | 2361312 legal eagle
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People concerned she means Columbia in Missouri

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:44 | 2361334 Fur Trader
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"Washington State University in the Upper Left-Hand Part of the Map"....

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:14 | 2361409 Agent P
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"Columbia University in the City of New York" Who says that?!?

I got my MBA from the University of Chicago in the City of Chicago.  What's your point?

ps: your vote arrows aren't working for some reason, so +1 from me.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:37 | 2361480 NotApplicable
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There's a bug in the Matrix where you can't vote on a comment that starts with a blockquote.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 20:44 | 2362860 augmister
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She didn't want to be confused as a Columbian HOE and hand puppet for the Secretion Service....

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:20 | 2361261 Cinfultreat
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is this or is this not Fight Club...where did my comment go, was it deleted?  Clearly the above was not wrote by her

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:06 | 2361391 Rich Bagg
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Bitch plays in a band and likes to be spanked:  http://www.thespokanites.com/Spokanites/Bio.html

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:23 | 2361432 SemperFord
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Me first, I could see myself inside her...

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 13:19 | 2361612 Born-Again Bankster
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Sorry pal, she would increase your margin requirement.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 22:39 | 2363029 Ass to Mouth
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I'd like to stick a baby in her. Either that or decorate her liberal face like a cake.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 23:17 | 2363096 neidermeyer
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One current and two past postings as a HR exec ... I wouldn't do her with your johnson ... I worked in IT and I can tell you there is nothing lower than a HR professional ... someone paid to backstab Americans just to replace us with worthless H1b Indian and Paki softheads that couldn't understand the requirements for a new program well enough to ever get it right without complete re-writes from whatever few Americans were left to supervise and pick up the pieces...

The last job I had in IT we had a huge blowout party when it was announced that our HR director had stage 4 breast cancer...

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:09 | 2361222 Dr. Richard Head
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I wonder how many connect requests she will get today because of this article?  I requested to connect with her.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:13 | 2361232 TrillionDollarBoner
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A bit short on recommendations. I'll log on now to bump her up a bit.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:26 | 2361287 Nothing To See Here
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MillionDollarBonus asked to connect before you did.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:12 | 2361226 Stoploss
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Perfect.. So she moved up from cleaning lady??

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:13 | 2361230 Diet Coke and F...
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Maybe Sonya IS TYLER! :O

I'll apply later... Not quite ready yet.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:13 | 2361231 AlaricBalth
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Is there an expense account? :-)

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:12 | 2361234 LongSoupLine
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Resume as follows:

I have personally kicked several middle class taxpayers square in the fucking nuts. I like paper. 2+2=32.

Am I hired...or perhaps overqualified?

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:19 | 2361259 Raynja
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You also must include an example of a time you raped with impunity and a time you tortured without conscience.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:25 | 2361283 Dr. Richard Head
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Sign on bonus for those who show evidence of eating either second or third generation young from their own family. 

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 15:35 | 2362140 Havana White
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Her resume is legit, but it got me to wondering if I might succeed if I tried bs'ing my way into international human resources management and then pulled it off long enough to see a lot of the world and bank as many American Eagles as I could along the way.

Not to belittle the profession, but I imagine one might be able to get into a choice position with an engaging personality (or good acting skills), a crash course with a couple of key books over a weekend, a re-viewing of "How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying," and a totally bogus resume.

Who knows? -- if you patiently kept applying for job openings maybe some outfit would fail to check your background, hire you, and you'd be on your way to figuring out how to work as little and having as much fun as possible -- as I've done in several of my legit jobs over the years.  Might even start a band.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 17:58 | 2362531 The Alarmist
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Nah, you just need to give yourself an important title, like "Head of Talent Management" (Better yet if you are a Global Head) and sling the latest HR Buzzwords like "Human Capital" and talking about shit like "maximising organisational yield through leveraged sourcing of young talents" (i.e. hiring young people because they are cheap) along with the de rigeur bullshit about the importance of diversity (brown-skinned people and women are even cheaper).

Sat, 04/21/2012 - 00:27 | 2363199 sof_hannibal
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Your avatar picture = plus +50... your comment, yes, it's all smoke and mirrors... c ya at the the top.

A riddle about three great men and a common sellsword (mercenary); the answer of which tells us everything we need to know about the show. The point of the riddle is that power is an illusion and that perception is more important than reality. If people see you as powerful, then you are.

Varys: “Well played, my Lord Hand…Power is a curious thing, my lord. Are you fond of riddles? Three great men sit in a room. A king, a priest, and a rich man. Between them stands a common sellsword. Each great man bids the sellsword kill the other two. Who lives? Who dies?”

Tyrion: “Depends on the sellsword.”

Varys: “Does it? He has neither crown, nor gold, nor favor with the gods.”

Tyrion: “He has a sword. The power of life and death.”

Varys: “If it’s swordsmen who rule, why do we pretend kings hold all the power? When Ned Stark lost his head, who was truly responsibly? Joffrey? The executioner? Or something else?”

Tyrion: “I’ve decided I don’t like riddles.”

Varys: “Power resides where men believe it resides. It’s a trick, a shadow on the wall. And a very small man can cast a very large shadow.”

In the English Middle Ages and Renaissance, play was a term that was up for grabs: distrusted by some (like the Lollards and, later, the Protestants) and valued by others for its polysemic possibilities and reflection of the realities of the (often communal) gaming and theatrical endeavors of cities and towns. (Think of Jacque in As You Like It: all the men and women merely players…) Even today, play can refer to performance or to gaming—more precisely, it refers to both performance and games, because the two are not separable categories. (For instance, when you play Monopoly, you perform being a titan of industry or property holder.)
-- game of thrones

The riddle unanswered, perhaps because that is the answer: there is no power, only its perception; HR, like this girl's life at the bank of central bankers and her fake grunge / emo band = it's all smkle and mirrors; like fiat paper... when the perception fails, the system implodes... c ya at the bottom bitchez

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:14 | 2361236 ABG LINE
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"Talent Management".

Kind of like American Idol.

 

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:40 | 2361323 economessed
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Talent management is the worst of the embellished business cliches ever.  Seriously people -- why do you think that if you repeat context-free phrases in business conversations that you get "leverage" in your credibility points?  High school is over. 

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:16 | 2361415 NotApplicable
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Because you'll be talking with idiots who use the exact same phrases, so it's nothing but a circle-jerk.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:18 | 2361420 Agent P
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+ 5 synergies and 4 value added propositions

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:35 | 2361474 NotApplicable
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I got a long email from the Big Boss this morning. We are now embarking on a "strategic planning process" that requires my input in order to be effective.

Never mind we've been doing this every couple of years already under various different names. Nope, it all starts NOW..

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 15:42 | 2362153 economessed
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Agent P -- get your fingernails off of the communication blackboard.  You're giving me the heebies.

Sat, 04/21/2012 - 05:12 | 2363341 sof_hannibal
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'Leveraged synergy across all technology platforms"....

It's more of a journey than a destinatiion

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:36 | 2361476 sof_hannibal
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HR = "Of course I don’t do anything, I’m an idea man."

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:17 | 2361249 midgetrannyporn
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No thanks, the pay will be in paper.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:17 | 2361251 HD
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How is this legal exactly?

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:17 | 2361417 NotApplicable
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They said so.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:18 | 2361255 ElvisDog
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Me likey Sonya Zilka. Probably has a sexy accent too. She learned her chops in the video game industry. Naturally that makes you a good fit for international finance.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:33 | 2361310 A_MacLaren
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I think you underestimate the importance of ever increasing digital values and establishing all-time high scores.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:21 | 2361427 NotApplicable
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She was raised in Spokane, WA.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:21 | 2361265 Dr. Engali
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I'd apply for the job however I have this little thing called a conscience. I do however have some talent I'd like to let her manage.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:20 | 2361266 YesWeKahn
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she looks hot.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:22 | 2361269 Paul Atreides
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Rothschild bum licker

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:25 | 2361282 EmileLargo
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She is hot!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:28 | 2361453 JLee2027
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I guess it depends on your taste. I find nothing hot about her. All the photos are the fake cheesy smiles.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 14:22 | 2361890 lemonobrien
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she's not, look at some other pictures.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 20:03 | 2362775 Vlad Tepid
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'Was' might be the right word.  I think that photo is from her sorority album or something. Not...up...to...date.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:25 | 2361291 FREEEEEEEEEDOM
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I love when the vampires forced out of their dungeon. Anyone doing screenshots of these fuckers so we now what our targets are when the huntin season begins?

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:29 | 2361296 yogibear
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"Talent Management".

http://www.thespokanites.com/Spokanites/Bio.html

Sonya Zilka

The vivacious and uncontrollable lead singer.  Needs management but is indeed unmanageable

like any good frontwoman.Like Robert, she grew up in Spokane, WA (born in Pocatello, ID), and lived in New York, San Francisco and Hong Kong.Key influences include her parents, University High School, Washington State University, Columbia University, NBC, Citi, EA, and the Gates Foundation.

 

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:37 | 2361479 MayIMommaDogFac...
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Influenced by NBC, Citi, and the Gates foundation, and bragging about it...Who talks like that?

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 14:46 | 2361981 Bartanist
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Need I ask" "Who's her daddy"?

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:30 | 2361301 Alcoholic Nativ...
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Is human resource manager some kind of business speak for someone who sits around and checks face book all day?

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:30 | 2361302 Downtoolong
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Talent Management. Too perfect. You've got to do a lot of singing, dancing, and spinning to make it in a central bank these days.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:31 | 2361305 youngman
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I bet she has all the secret service guys numbers.....

I´d pay $800 for that...

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:09 | 2361396 tocointhephrase
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looking the way you do, you might need to increase the offer!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 15:52 | 2362173 Havana White
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!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:32 | 2361306 TradingJoe
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Just another face in the crowd! And it is a rather LARGE CROWD!!!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:33 | 2361307 Debt-Penitent
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It never ceases to deliver, clicking on stories like this for a snap-chuckle to derail me from any serious issue of focus.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:43 | 2361330 pods
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:38 | 2361318 Frank N. Beans
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i'd like to manage her talent!

does she consider sperm donors?

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:43 | 2361329 Dr. No
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Looks like a "Non Profit Orginization".  funny.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:43 | 2361331 libertus
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Checked out her spokinites website. Holy shit what an ego. It is totally fake all the nonsense abotut the world tour. Teh press conference was laughable. I suspect that she drinks puppy blood for breakfast. OMG!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:32 | 2361463 sof_hannibal
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maybe on the puppy blood, but she totally recycles and is into solar power energry... so it's cool.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:42 | 2361332 Yen Cross
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PROP trading for the BIS... That's rich./sarc

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:47 | 2361344 vegas
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Sonya,

Attached is my resume in purple crayon. By the way, I trade best when under hot babes so that is a definite positive. My most recent gig, working with T. Stolper at The Squid, has given me the necessary perpective I feel would enhance trading at BIS. How many vaction days do I get? Text me. Regards, -vegas

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:49 | 2361349 Sutton
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Typical white Seattle liberal chick.

Play at punk rebellion.

Then go to work for Bolshevik HR departments for Bill Gates and the BIS.

 

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:10 | 2361400 Bastiat
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"Bolshevik" and "HR" go together nicely, thanks.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:22 | 2361434 NotApplicable
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You'll have to admit, they had quite a way of managing talent.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 14:46 | 2361979 Bastiat
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Their termination policies were decisive and left no room for post-separation lawsuits.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:29 | 2361452 vintageyz
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Douche.  Look at the map where Pocatello, Idaho and Spokane, Washington are.  While she may have gone to the dark side, neither of those locations are what anyone would term liberal.  

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:44 | 2361499 sof_hannibal
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spokane might be... but seattle isn't... and she ain't living in spokane... that's on the other side of the mountain. douche

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:30 | 2361457 sof_hannibal
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concur, she totally hates plastic bags and loves Obama...and likes to mountain bike

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 11:58 | 2361369 SheepDog-One
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Nice glamor head shot, but in real life she's some kind of weird Seattle punk emo/goth vampire weirdo. Oh yea, she's so anti establishment and all...sure.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:52 | 2361523 sof_hannibal
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quote from her band's webpage:

"The Spokanites are Sonya Zilka and Robert Hylton, and if we may be so bold, we think the story about how this ‘band’ formed is a good one.  We are both from Spokane, Washington and amazingly, we met on a bus in Sri Lanka! It was February 2006 and we were supporting Room to Read, a non-profit that builds schools and libraries in developing countries.  It was crazy to think that two people from a small town in the US could find themselves on the same bus almost as far away from Spokane as you can get (literally).  But wait, there’s more..."

of course...

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:06 | 2361390 orangegeek
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The stories just get better by the moment.

 

When wave 3 down hits (that's elliott wave speak), many of these entitled lifestyles will go away, including Sonya's.

 

http://bullandbearmash.com/index/djia/weekly/

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:29 | 2361451 sof_hannibal
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bailout... oh no... no more bailouts? never

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:09 | 2361395 theTribster
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Too funny. I'd be happy to giver her a liquidity injection and balance her assets with some of my liabilities. Oh yeah, I went to Princeton and graduated with a masters in economics - that should qualify me right?

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:17 | 2361419 Shizzmoney
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Funny you mention "Central Banker on Full Tilt" considering both Central Banks like the Federal Reserve and Full Tilt Poker both run PONZI schemes.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:22 | 2361429 KandiRaverHipster
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smoke show!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:25 | 2361439 sof_hannibal
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the central's bank, central bank is in Seattle [aka portlandia]...? why ugh, she can have seattle. what a rainy dump.

The dream of the 90s is alive in Portlandia (Seattle)! My flannel shirt still looks fly. The tattoo ink never runs dry!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE_9CzLCbkY

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:24 | 2361442 Forgiven
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Be nice.  She's carrying a child...due in June.  (Amazing the stuff you can find out on the internet)

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:45 | 2361505 earnyermoney
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Probably the antichrist

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:26 | 2361443 NotApplicable
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Since when is the BIS a "government agency?" From what I've read, it's wholly untouchable by any government.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:34 | 2361450 tamboo
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needs a permanent  ball gag implant.

there's a good setup in the slideshow here:

 

http://i.imgur.com/PL0m8.gif

 

NSFW!!!!!!!!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:41 | 2361488 Clowns on Acid
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As soon as one sees Columbia as her University...one must assume that she has been indoctrinated, and is loving it.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:41 | 2361496 Seorse Gorog fr...
Seorse Gorog from that Quantum Entanglement Fund. alright_.-'s picture

Done! When do I start?!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 12:51 | 2361517 Donnie Duvanie
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My qualifications include GREEDIEST and WORST Forex Trader on the planet. The top of my resume is entitled "PIP Wise and $$$ Foolish." Also, nobody in their right mind would recommend me, and I'm not a sociopath, but I would do self-study on how to act like a psychopath. Are these qualifications sufficient?

 

Salary, or strictly commissions?

 

PS. Applicants above are definitely overqualified, and you forgot to put a mailing address.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 13:35 | 2361554 sschu
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Wow, a Coug.  I cannot imagine how she made it this far.  :-)

sschu

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 13:07 | 2361569 Reptil
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friday entertainment on ZH

love it

PS: she can't sing

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 13:15 | 2361600 the not so migh...
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She should ripp off that fake human face and show her true reptillian side...sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssing

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 13:38 | 2361690 libertus
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There is hope. If Bill and Melinda hired her then the talent of the foundation is clearly lacking. They seem to be recruiting from the shallow end of the gene pool just like the NAZIs. Opps that right they are eugenics believers also. 

BTW that linkedin profile picture seems to be of her about 10 or 15 years ago. I only use a profile picture from 5 years ago. 

I wonder how many people at Gates Foundation are laughing right now? 

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 13:41 | 2361706 The Beam
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https://www.facebook.com/#!/sonyazilka

Unfortunately it doesn't say whether she is married or not. I would so see if she would have a threesome with my Belarusian wife and me. 

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 13:43 | 2361713 BlueCollaredOne
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Cmon beam, you mean to tell me you didn't visit her bands site?

 

http://www.thespokanites.com/Spokanites/Bio.html

 

 

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 13:47 | 2361732 The Beam
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Damn... it looks like she is hooked up/married.

So much for having my Mosanic, 3 Person, triangle, sex fantasy.

Then again, my wife may not have liked. She isn't as big of an NWO fan as I am. Huge fan of Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, and Kevin Na..... *pet monkey hands a note saying "wrong NWO"*

OH!.... My bad!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 13:53 | 2361754 BlueCollaredOne
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 14:00 | 2361789 The Beam
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And when you're NWO...... you're N W O 4 LIIIIIIFFFFFEEEE

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 14:35 | 2361953 Gauthijm
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I'm in LOve

 

Brains and beauty

 

Will you marry me ?

 

Jean

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 15:13 | 2362062 Unholy Dalliance
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Two things - and an afterthought:

1) Stop bashing UWash. I have a very good friend who is a professor there and she ain't no douchebag!

2) "Context free"???????? Surely you what you meant to say was: MEANINGLESS.

Never was the intelligence of so many insulted so completely by so few. (Apologies to Sir Winston Churchill for that blatantly reverent paraphrase.)

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 15:37 | 2362142 andyupnorth
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It used to be called the Labor Department, but that reminded Management of who did the real work.

Then it was called Personnel, but it reminded Management that employees were people.

So now it's called Human Resources; because what do you do with resources? You EXPLOIT them, of course!

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 15:44 | 2362159 Dingleberry
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I can guess how she got her job. SHe has more than financial skills, I'm sure.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 18:02 | 2362555 The Alarmist
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Head of Talent Management would typically have no financial skills ... in fact, that is a huge negative.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 18:01 | 2362554 The Alarmist
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"Columbia University in the City of New York" Who says that?!?

Not to be confused with the Columbia School of Broadcasting, which should not be confused with CBS.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 18:55 | 2362670 Widowmaker
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Tyler, what the fuck is the point of this article?

Does every girl with a face in finance get time now?

 

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 19:20 | 2362703 bugs_
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reconsidering my position on dark hair (again).

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 20:05 | 2362781 AUD
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You guys are all just jealous that she's been able to suck, & blow, her way to the top.

Fri, 04/20/2012 - 23:49 | 2363146 jack stephan
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looks connellyish

[while the kids at Kamp Krusty are starved and tormented, the counsellors sit down to a sumptuous meal]
Jimbo Jones: Yo, Mr. Black! Another brandy.
Mr. Black: Gentlemen, to evil.

Sat, 04/21/2012 - 04:19 | 2363321 The Navigator
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Damn my Dyslexia  - I read too quickly 'Central Banker On Full Tit', jumped to the face pict and thought "yeah, that's gotta be good"

My enthusiasm dropped after re-reading the title and seeing 'tilt'.

Seeing what you want to see doesn't always work out.

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