Want To Trade FX Like A Central Banker On Full Tilt? Apply Here

Tyler Durden's picture

Tired of being stopped out by the latest HFT FX algo du jour? Disappointed by having only 500x margin purchasing power? Disenchanted by not having an infinite balance sheet, the inability to manipulate markets (in currencies and commodities) at a whim, and worst of all, having to account for risk in addition to return and always fearing taxpayers may not bail you out after that 1000 pip move against you? Most of all: wishing you were Mikael Charoze and finally being able to trade every asset class with the impunity of a central banker on full tilt? Then this is the opportunity for you: for any wannabe real masters of the universe (sorry Goldman, you are just so... 2009), now that only FX trading matters in the great race to the devaluation bottom, please send your resume, together with your cover letter why you should be picked over all the other sociopaths, and why you deserve to make the decision what is in the best interest of billions of people, to Sonya Zilka, head of talent management at the Bank of International Settlement, aka the Central Banks' Central Bank. And best of luck.

Source: LinkedIn

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spiral_eyes's picture

I would like to give her some liquidity.

idea_hamster's picture

"Columbia University in the City of New York"

Who says that?!?

john39's picture

gates foundation.... enough said.  NWO tool.

Global Hunter's picture

Glad to see she at least kept true to her punk and rock n' roll rebellious spirit, why she aint gona stand up to the man, she is gona be the man.  If anybody sees her attempting to perform live, throw eggs and bottles at her head please for the love of god!

spiral_eyes's picture

I felt freaking embarrassed for her looking at her "world tour" photos and listening to her electro/industrial/rock music.

Boy is she suppressing some shit working a day job for the BIS servicing Bernanke's people.

Short Memories's picture

I love the slightly foward tilt of her head with the hair over one ear, there's a whole genre of videos where girls practice that angle! :D

I'm sure that helps her manage the BIS talent!

hedgeless_horseman's picture



She needs to tell her hubby about the "make private" option available on her former employer's cloud:


Anybody know where all that money came from?

12ToothAssassin's picture

I thought it was ironically topical.

mkhs's picture



Really dude!  I just returned breakfast.  Please be more careful when you post.

NeedleDickTheBugFucker's picture

Given your link, it would appear that her LinkedIn head shot photo has been airbrushed.  Either that, or it's a photograph from 10+ years ago.  Hard to age gracefully as a rock 'n roll star constantly on the road.

Imminent Crucible's picture

"the world's most famous musical duo"

HUH? These people actually think they're famous? This is a joke, right?

NotApplicable's picture

Wow, she sure is some kind of self-propelled tool!

Kool-Aid likely runs through her veins.

12ToothAssassin's picture

Human Resources Personnel are affectionately known in the industry as "Slave traders"

Buckaroo Banzai's picture

You have to be fucking kidding me.


forexskin's picture

the cameo appearances of the *shocked* but *delighted* parents is just way beyond precious. if they go on "tour", i'm going long on well aged eggs...

anybody lend me a toothpick to work the barf out of my speaker grilles?

Ratscam's picture

talking about lame music ....

john39's picture

that is the weirdest shit I have seen in months.  More proof that the people who get sucked into the corporate/NWO world live in their plastic/pre-fab matrix like reality...  otherwise known as hell.

NotApplicable's picture

She's a prime example of what I call an evil-do(good)er. Willing to destroy the whole world in ignorance, under the guise of saving it.

Says a lot about the value of a college degree.

sof_hannibal's picture

haha... nooooo; she's totally a unique and special snow flake...

"...And I wasn't the only slave to my nesting instinct. The people I know who used to sit in the bathroom with pornography, now they sit in the bathroom with their IKEA furniture catalogue." ~Chuck Palahniuk

Dr. Engali's picture

I can't believe you dug that up..Nice

TruthInSunshine's picture

Full tilt, head on, laid bare Wizardry, brought to you by The Matrix, bitchez.

There's no misdirection campaign like a NWO misdirection campaign 'cuz a NWO misdirection campaign don't stop. All the kids that want to be punk rockers & rebels will be unknowingly working to further the interests of the BIS/World Bank/B&MGatesFoundation/NWO, bitchez.

Alcoholic Native American's picture

Remember when Buffet donated his entire fortune to the Bill and Miranda Gates foundation? Yea most people don't.

john39's picture

yup, to make sure that all those little african kiddies get their NWO poisons, er, vaccines so big pharma can profit, er "help people" all around the world.  

Race Car Driver's picture

> NWO tool.

Err... toolbox.

The Limerick King's picture



Do Oligarchs ever retire?

Ever just lose their desire?

Does their job ever suck?

Do they ever feel stuck?

Is there ever a Klepto for hire?


I guess the answer is yes...

bank guy in Brussels's picture

Such a common working woman's dream ... 'Human Resources' with some big posh organisation ... And the CEOs say, 'See, we don't discriminate - we have a babe - er, female manager - in This Very Important Position!'

ihedgemyhedges's picture

"female manager - in This Very Important Position!"

Every red blooded male on this board right now is thinking about that last word.............................

Imminent Crucible's picture

"thinking about that last word"

Not me. I've been married for 400 years.

StychoKiller's picture

"A pretty face, don't make no pretty heart..." -- Robert Palmer

SilverIsKing's picture

Perhaps she didn't want it confused with, "University of Colombia in Bogota"

SokPOTUS's picture

...apparently easier to 'work' your way through college there...


legal eagle's picture

People concerned she means Columbia in Missouri

Fur Trader's picture

"Washington State University in the Upper Left-Hand Part of the Map"....

Agent P's picture

"Columbia University in the City of New York" Who says that?!?

I got my MBA from the University of Chicago in the City of Chicago.  What's your point?

ps: your vote arrows aren't working for some reason, so +1 from me.

NotApplicable's picture

There's a bug in the Matrix where you can't vote on a comment that starts with a blockquote.

augmister's picture

She didn't want to be confused as a Columbian HOE and hand puppet for the Secretion Service....

Cinfultreat's picture

is this or is this not Fight Club...where did my comment go, was it deleted?  Clearly the above was not wrote by her

SemperFord's picture

Me first, I could see myself inside her...

Born-Again Bankster's picture

Sorry pal, she would increase your margin requirement.

Ass to Mouth's picture

I'd like to stick a baby in her. Either that or decorate her liberal face like a cake.