Watch Bernanke's Press Conference Live
Because live is better than dead. And just in case he lets one slip just what his price target for the Russell 2000 (aka the US GDP) is and how much gold the Fed will secretly lease. As a reminder, from Alan Greenspan testimony to Congress in July 1998: "Central banks stand ready to lease gold in increasing quantities should the price rise."
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Watch his lip quiver...lying basturd.
He looks like he's going to crap in his pants...or maybe he already has?
Fractional reserve gold leasing?
His mouth is making too little sense. Me head hurts.
The longer he talks, the higher gold goes. For the first time ever I want him alive and talking.
Clone that sumbitch!
Hmmmm, more than one opportunity to hang him for treason. I like it.
I would ask Bernanke just one question...
"Who do you work for?"
"You are cornered. Your legacy is shot. Find that sacred forest in Japan and do what you've got to do."
Bernanke has not the honor to do such a thing.
While I generally hate using the "F word", has anyone else noticed just how much Bernanke speaks like a complete fag?
It's not just his uncertain, quivering voice and lower lip, but his inflections, his lisp, his weak "L"s, his mincing rhythm of speech --- I can just imagine the clammy, wet-noodle handshake he almost certainly gives, and while I have never seen him walk, I am picturing Nathan Lane in "The Birdcage".
Something tells me that there has been a good deal of "private consultation" between Bawney Fwank and Ben.
The elites at this level are mostly deviant sexual perverts. You are likely correct.
Vee haff veys uff.............
Bernanke and his cabal are the biggest danger to world peace and global stability!
-John
http://www.youtube.com/johnu78
Funny, I just noticed gold closed at $1666 yesterday.
"We cant just lower the funds rate by 0.25% like in the good old days..."
No Shit
Bull shit. He wants to go negative in real terms.
I suppose he didn't mention that US debt/GDP is 100.92% today. That's 35 days after it hit 100%. At that rate it's 120% in roughly 2 years. That's if the GDP stays the same and consitent borrowing rates. The last 35 days might be a bad basis for extrapolation but my bet is still, economy down and spending up so......120% in 18mo? But then again, the wheels could be completely off by then. <insert popcorn comment>
Go long depend's.
The most dangerous man on the planet looks like he's turtling. I would have followed through completely if I was as busted as he is. Best thing you could do Benny boy is throw yourself outta that helicopter of yours...
http://therealasset.co.uk/bernanke-dogma-gold-price/
I hope he stumbles in front of a METRO train.
His voice is always shaking in public event.
He's always had trouble lying with sincerity.
he always seems that way. is he a drinker? i only feel like that when i have a heavy hangover. maybe he should take a xanax or xanor before he does a speech.
Time for helicopter Ben to annouce QE to infinity, again!
http://ericsprott.blogspot.com/
Steve Liesman CNBC can suck my balls
Now there's a fetish I'll never understand!
Not a chance, I would run it by hand till I found some qualified help.
speaking of cnbc....has anyone noticed uncle warren now takes baths with the bloomberg girls...and they have also hooked the sooth sayer of all sooth sayers "big" dick bove.....
and i tried to look up the tropos situation on google this morn....no good...had to use yahoo search to get...strange?
and if you dont know about tropos look it up...
The word on the street is that Bernanke's wife makes his FX trades through Armada Markets. I wonder where does ECB's Monti wife trade.
For his ilk, money is like incest, best kept in the family.
I doubt Armada would accept Bernanke's wife as a client. This is a stand-up company.
Ben "Quavering Falsetto" Bernanke.
Every press conference.
(forward four yrs.) "there he is grab him".
Party like it's 2009!
Jump in, the waters fine.
The Professor Moriarty of financial crime. He will be hiding out in the sewer system of NYC in two more years.
Great idea, cheapest, most effective way to drive the rats out of the sewers of New York.
His voice starts cracking when he knows he is lying about inflation and price stabilteeeee
Shakey McShakes is present in da house. But we must forgive...as no one could be expected to spin this line of complete bullshit without a tell.
**dry mouth is also present again**
Did he just say that oil has come down in the last couple quarters? Did he just say that? Who is he kidding with that inane comment? Seriously, who was supposed to swallow that absolute lie? Americans who have been in the grave for the last two quarters?
Add stammering.
Lies-man: Mr. Bernank, because I work for a shit show known as CNBC, I get the first question. Um....what color is your helicoptor?
The Chairsatan: First i am happy you found a job that suits your handicap. On my helicopter its US note green.
Also because he knows that those who possess most of the worlds gold refuse to 'lease' it to the Fed. They got burned on the last go-a-round (1933).
Give it up Bennie...resistance to the Truth is futile.
Cornell raised tuition 4.5% again.. they have been raising 4.5% for the last 3 years I've been watching as I live near that university.
It's called INFLATION....... Every one is experiencing it since Obummer and The Bernack continue to print money.
Don't forget the O'Dumbo Dollars for anyone with a pulse. If only we could bundle these student loans into some tranches of treachery...
I love life
"Because live is better than dead."
Bernanke?...I think some here might care to differ with that sentiment.
I keep waiting for him to throw his notes into the air, shout "Ah fuckit!" and walk out in the middle.
That would rok.
LOL
LOL indeed.
WORD!
"Who of us here didn't know what government was before we came? Wasn't half our purpose coming to get shed of the cocksucker? And here is comes again - to do what's in its nature - to lie to us, and confuse us, and steal what we come to by toil and being lucky just once in our fuckin' lives. And we gona be surprised by that, boys, government being government? Will we next be shocked by rivers runnin' or trees castin' fuckin' shade?"
Cy Tolliver's take on government - Deadwood Season 2
Major dry mouth..
"Thank you all for coming today and as a gift for attending, if you'll look under your seat, you will find a 'GOLD TO THE MOON' baseball cap."
Bla, bla,.....
Historically until now, every single central-planning economy (CPE) has been a disaster. During the last 200 years, the zionist world bankng oligarchy thought that they are better.
Well, the CPE lately failed in USSR and China resulting in a collapse of the Soviet Union and the Chinese Cultural revolution, respectfully. Now, it is the USA and EU turn.
I got my popcorn and I am watching. Yes, gold and guns are elso very helpful.
O sure, I'm gonna purposely lend my eyeballs, and eardrums to a .05% percenter, with the expectation that it won't be a thoroughly useless, and utterly pointless waste of my time when I could be daydreaming instead about the possibility of an asteroid hitting the Capitol building while in full session, and sizable pieces of it crashing with prejudice into Davos, 85 Broad at 10:00 a.m., and the SEC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USHHQRodF88
ugh, i'm getting sick and tired of these lying mofo's
What's that noise in the background? Occupy wallstreet? :D
I ran it through an enhancer, and here's what they're chanting.
Hey. Hey!
Ho, Ho!
Give me my ZIRP,
or out you go!"
If I keep watching him speak I'm gonna end up tossing my monitor out the window.
must.....walk....away....immediately.
I was gonna get a 5 year mortgage but I'll wait now
Sounds like he needs to take a 'Cry' break.
Ahhhhhh stevie..
"Lease gold"?
Why would someone want to rent gold?
Why, to pay back the gold they rented yesterday, silly!
Tradition
When a patient(fiat) is dying in a hospital with a DNR all the dr.s (Bernanke) can do is a morphine drip (print)
He made it rain today.
Comrade liarman got the first question again. Reminds me of when the U.S.S.R used to have party people on with the interviewers just to make sure the interviewee answered the question in the appropriate manner.
Bullish for commodities, eh.
Better article about Bernanke:
"Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is"
http://www.theonion.com/articles/drunken-ben-bernanke-tells-everyone-at-neighborhoo,21059/
Ben, just hang yourself from the debt ceiling.
I thought Liesman was going to ask him for some beard clippings as a souvenir.
Take a shot every time the bearded midget stutters
Your neighbors would appreciate you waiting till you get to the range.
LOL What monetary policy? I wouldn't call printing fiat dollars like there is no tomorrow part of monetary policy. It is nothing short of an attack on the United States and its people, not even to mention the rest of the world. I suppose this is what happens when you allow the real terrorists to run your country (and the rest of the world for that matter) through privately owned central banks and what have you. Yes, the so called "good guys" who continue to murder and destroy innocent people under the false pretence of "peace and security". They are deliberately destroying the United States and other countries to formally bring us into their one world government wet dream. Good is bad and bad is good. Have I missed something?
Where's Bennies binky? The Press pussies sure are fucking little ass kisser BITCHES. Where's the real questions, cowards!
I thought LIESman would blow him on camera
LOL
umm best guess uh we can only guess uh we do not know where umm what a retard i am uh.
Alzheimer's prevention by reading Zero Hedge?
Sounds reasonable since it does make one ponder....stimulate the grey matter...
Gold, bitchez
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/janet-tavakoli/gold-and-silver-price-man_b_1231011.html
She's a babe! A babe among children! A babe among babes, if you will.
LOL.. plus 1 on babe factor!
"Give that women a cigar"
The guy who couldn't see the housing crisis coming is going to forecast 2014...???