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Watch Corzine's MF Global Testimony Live

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Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:33 | 1958249 GeneMarchbanks
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Cannot... stop... myself...

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:39 | 1958287 HedgeAccordingly
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Use this picture as a diversion - http://hedge.ly/gFWVSm

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:42 | 1958313 fuu
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Do we have a drinking game format? I think I am going to need to drink now.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:46 | 1958335 SHEEPFUKKER
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Wank-a-palooza

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:31 | 1958604 tarsubil
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It is all just theatre. Bad theatre.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:44 | 1958648 nope-1004
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Commissioner Sommers (commissioner of exactly what, btw??) is a liar.

"I have no knowledge of where the money is.  We oversee and regulate the market, but the market is too complex to oversee and regulate."

LMFAO.   Dummy!

 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:03 | 1958742 Paul67
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The good old “Sergeant Schultz” defense.

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UHgyuKXbdX0/TfyWAjjs8lI/AAAAAAAAGZw/4fXVGmyAQN...

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:14 | 1958785 redpill
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Diddle diddle dumpling Corzine John

Ran a motherfucking money con

Client yield off

Embezzlement on

Diddle diddle dumpling Corzine John

 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:20 | 1958814 So Close
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I suppose it is time for someone to step up and it might as well be me....    So here goes...

http://www.causes.com/causes/641117-off-with-their-hands

Feel free to join and share.

Simply put if an executive or banker, either through knowing action or inaction is found criminality responsible for the theft and loss of more than 1 million dollars of clients, customers, stockholder, or bondholders money, assets, or property, said executive and or banker will in addition to whatever other criminal penalties assessed, have his/her hands surgically removed.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:39 | 1958932 i-dog
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If hacking the hands off with a wild swing of an axe (or chainsaw) counts as "surgically removed", then I agree.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:12 | 1959129 tarsubil
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I was thinking kukri but that might be too clean.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:29 | 1959711 nope-1004
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The "Honorable" Jon S. Corzine.

HA!  The US is so done.  The guy is a thug.

BTW, nice mullet Jon.  Welcome to 1986!

 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:35 | 1959751 Hard1
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Agree, can't believe they still put the "honorable" after his name.  I want to become one of these honorable thugs.  As I read yesterday, Give me a gun and I will rob a bank. Give me a bank and I will rob the world.   I swear! under their honor system!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:37 | 1959764 tarsubil
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Cut to commercial!

This is CSPAN, we don't have commercials!

Cut the feed!

Cut the feed!

They're on to us! Run for it!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:38 | 1959772 fuu
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Actually the feed just died while he was explaining leverage.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:40 | 1959793 flacon
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FUCK CSPAN! THEY CUT OFF HIS TESTIMONY BECAUSE HE IS LOOKING LIKE A GUILTY, DRUNKEN, DUMPSTER-DIVING LIAR! 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:42 | 1959801 SheepHerder
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Okay I thought it was just my internet connection, but I guess not.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:57 | 1959886 fuu
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aaaand when it came back up the room was empty for a voting break.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:42 | 1959802 SheepHerder
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Okay I thought it was just my internet connection, but I guess not.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:46 | 1959833 mudduck
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Yup, because it was coming up to this;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GSXbgfKFWg

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:47 | 1959839 AgShaman
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Yep.....Reminds me of the CFTC hearing in March of 2010...when Murphy was gonna spill the beans about the JPM traders manipulating the silver market thru naked shorting on the LME....it's important testimony (oops....we're experiencing technical difficulties...we'll bring back the broadcast when the discussion suits our puppet masters)

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:05 | 1959915 flacon
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Exactly what I was thinking - Bill Murphy. Wasn't it the same network too - CSPAN? And I've been listening ALL DAY to Sommers... and when it finally comes time for the drunken bastard to speak... they cut us out! FUCK YOU CSPAN! 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:44 | 1959817 tarsubil
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Yeah and how he worked so hard in reducing it and fixing the mess he inherited. Alas, Jon's courageous efforts were too little too late. Poor guy.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:15 | 1959159 Haywood Jablowme
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THESE ASS-WIPES IN CONGRESS CAN'T EVEN ASK A SINGLE FUCKING LEGIT QUESTION BECAUSE THEY EITHER HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT'S GOING ON OR THEY'VE BEEN PAYROLLED BY THE BANKSTAS TO DUMB THEIR QUESTIONS DOWN.

DUMB FUCKS DON'T EVEN KNOW THE BROKER DEALER END IS "REGULATED" BY THE SEC.  THESE ASS MUNCHES PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A FUCKING BROKER-DEALER IS. 

OFF WITH THEIR HEADS.  ALL OF THESE FUCKING BITCHES.


Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:26 | 1959250 Bananamerican
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dumb CFTC bitch Sommers' job is to use the word "appropriate" every 2 minutes...

CAPTURED

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:33 | 1959282 redpill
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She knows nothing anyway, she's only there because that chickenshit Goldman Butt Buddy Grassley "recused" himself so he wouldn't have to lie under oath to protect the club.

Fuck these regulatory agencies, they don't do jack shit because they are all bought and paid for by the squid.  Shut them all down, at least that way no one has a false sense of security.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:08 | 1959555 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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The whole truth and nothing but the truth...so help you god.

CORZINE IS ON!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:12 | 1959590 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Finance tanking!

Keep talking Corzine!  You will crater the world!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:19 | 1959195 tarsubil
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Are they stalling?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:04 | 1958743 fuu
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They will need additional funding to fully implement Dodd-Frank though.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 16:00 | 1960126 knukles
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He said under oath that he didn't know were the money is.

hah haha haha ha ha ha ha

Under oath
That's funny.

haha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Former Goldman guy under oath
As if it matters

Doesn't know
ha ha hah ah ah ah ah ah aha 
Don't know

That's funny....
Oh, where do I sign up for the Bundlers Dinner?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 16:29 | 1960271 Lord Koos
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Short version -- "The dog ate my homework".

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 17:49 | 1960817 fuu
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He struggled many times with the "I never intended to break the segregated account rules."

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:20 | 1958812 Deo vindice
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"I have no knowledge of where the money is.  We oversee and regulate the market, but the market is too complex to oversee and regulate."

Then simplify it as part of the overseeing of it.

There, that wasn't so hard, huh?

The whole complexity issue is precisely so the banks can hide their immoral and illegal activities.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:26 | 1958859 karzai_luver
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So SO true, if you can't explain it to your avg 8 year old then it's just a smoke screen for FRAUD!

 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:00 | 1959897 pirea
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:26 | 1959696 Esculent 69
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more like a game.....the crying game. If there's any justice he will be starring in the crying game py 2 , MF Colon

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 16:35 | 1960315 gookempucky
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didnt mean to cut in line but courtesy of Mr Sinclairs website.

 

http://newsandinsight.thomsonreuters.com/Securities/Insight/2011/12_-_December/MF_Global_and_the_great_Wall_St_re-hypothecation_scandal/

no funds are safe period..prison time period

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:01 | 1958405 Minoan
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Or these

http://tinyurl.com/czghxe3

(pirelli calendar 2012)

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:30 | 1958878 Jonbutterfly
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Social unrest is on the rise. Who does still taping his eyes and does not want to see the  direcction we are heading. It is just a matter of time till the whole thing collapses. We will have a Western Spring soon when people will rioting in Berlin, New York and London.            

 

http://djia.tv/press-tv/oecd-report-portugal-champion-in-social-economic...

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:10 | 1959107 upWising
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When I was in third grade we studied Indians.  We made "Kachina masks" by getting empty 3 gallon cardboard ice cream containers and gluing feathers made from construction paper to them.

On the last Friday of every month, the Nuclear War Air Raid siren would test and we would all go to the back of the room and get our Kachina Masks, place them over our heads and hide under our desks.

"I can't see the bomb so the bomb can't see me."

I learned an important lesson there in third grade, on my knees under the desk.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:12 | 1959134 upWising
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Oh, yea, I forgot to say that the Nuclear War Air Raid siren STILL, some forty years later, sounds at 10 am on the last Friday of the month.  I somehow imagine that the third graders are STILL hiding under the desks with boxes on their head.  

This is a GREAT country. 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:35 | 1959308 Bananamerican
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our sirens in SoCal have been allowed to rot in place...

I kind of miss them...THE most apocalyptically mournful sound i've ever heard...like the asynchronous ghosts of dead machines...

the world came into focus when they came on...

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:35 | 1960029 Dave Thomas
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I thought they sounded that siren to remind the townsfolk it was Wal-Mart friday. Funny.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:39 | 1958295 The Big Ching-aso
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"MF love means never having to say you're sorry."

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:21 | 1958550 DB Cooper
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Question - How much of your personal fortune are you willing to transfer to the people your company screwed?  By your answer we will know how truly sorry you are.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:28 | 1958869 karzai_luver
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not good enough, the q is When in the next week will you be cutting the checks?

 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 11:25 | 1958571 defn8Dog
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Former SEC chairman Harvey Pitt just said in a Bloomberg interview that Corzine is a crook by nature. 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 16:25 | 1960252 Joe Sixpack
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He did work for Goldman Sachs, no?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 10:45 | 1958310 Jay Gould Esq.
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"Honorable" my ass.

Sir Larry Wildman ? A comment ?

"You're a two-bit pirate and greenmailer. Nothing more. Corzine ! Not only will you sell your mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D."

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