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Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:03 | 1959059 hangemhigh77
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how is she going to see red flags?  Her head was in Gensler's lap.  This schister doesn't know jack shit.  Just slap this guy already.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:04 | 1959064 hangemhigh77
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Let's confirm that you need your schister lying ass kicked

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:04 | 1959065 haskelslocal
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What a lawyer, the 175 are "systems guys and things like that". I'm a Chief Things Like That Officer.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:04 | 1959068 hangemhigh77
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No everything looked fine to us.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:05 | 1959070 Ralph Spoilsport
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These are the lamest bunch of questions yet.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:05 | 1959071 hangemhigh77
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the ineptitude is AMAZING!!!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:05 | 1959074 hangemhigh77
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No one is allowed in the room with an IQ over 70

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:06 | 1959079 AndrewJacksonsGhost
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Representative- "Hey, I resemble that remark!"

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:07 | 1959083 hangemhigh77
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Well the technique she uses is back and forth movement with her head on Gensler's little wee wee

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:07 | 1959084 DOT
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Fraudulent conveyance.  Pay -up JPM !


Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:07 | 1959085 hangemhigh77
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The only thing this bitch knows is how to give good head.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:08 | 1959092 haskelslocal
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Will we have this hearing when humanity is wiped out? "I think at the end when we know what happend then we can go back and police it more effectively."

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:09 | 1959102 Oro
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Reporting; "spot checking"?  Shit!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:10 | 1959105 AndrewJacksonsGhost
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Current idiot- Can we takeover this institution and then nationalize all of these type of institutions? Can we also just let all of those that committed fraud go and say they REALLY did not commit theft and then use that to become a communist country?


Response- YES


Thanks for agreeing with me to continue the complete takeover of everything. You are a patriot comrade.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:11 | 1959118 hangemhigh77
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And the schister says, huh?  I don't know nuttin'

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:11 | 1959122 overmedicatedun...
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the committee has found the crooks do not obey the laws so we will write more laws that they avoid with a larger gov body to run it so we will raise taxes and borrow more money.

we sheep now must give blood along with wool.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:11 | 1959127 DOT
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Gain ! From 2/3 to 70 %   !


More !

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:13 | 1959141 hangemhigh77
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Bring Ron Paul in and let him ask a few questions.  Now we have a dumb Mexican asking questions?  This guy needs to get back in the kitchen and make the tacos for liunch

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:13 | 1959143 AndrewJacksonsGhost
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By the way, if you have not invested in the most valuable PM at this time, you should.

Pb is trading WAY UP.


Followed by Tar and Feathers.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:13 | 1959146 Bansters-in-my-...
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Check out Kitcos gold lease rate charts,if you want to see how the gold manipulation is aided. The charts show (deceptively) the rates went down to NEGATIVE 8% FOR A VERY SHORT PERIOD,just befor the price got hammered. The bullion banks were given gold that they were paid to take,and dump on the market.

Then they just roll a negative lease over and over

Thes gold lease rates at negative are woth watching,they tell a story.


Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:13 | 1959148 GrinandBearit
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There are no lessons learned you asshole... it's always been wash, rinse and repeat... and it always will be.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:14 | 1959149 DOT
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" Whole" is the new "un-whole"

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:14 | 1959150 Gamma735
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The customers' monies were stolen to pay off MFGlobal's bad European bets. 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:14 | 1959151 hangemhigh77
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Aiiiiiy carumba!!  Andeleeeee andeleeeeeeeee, arrrriiibaaa arrriiiibaaaaa

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:14 | 1959152 sgt_doom
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Jon Corzine:  Gentlemen, I know absolutely nothing about finance.

Robert Rubin: Gentlemen, I know absolutely nothing about finance.

Ben Bernanke:  Derivatives?  Securitizations?  Gentlemen, I'll have to get back to you on that!

Maurice "Hank" Greenberg: Gentlemen, ignore all my remarks to those GAO auditors back in the late '90s, I know absolutely nothing about all these exotic financial instruments.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:15 | 1959162 hangemhigh77
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Oh she's really rolling now.  OK that fixes everything.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:19 | 1959167 bigdumbnugly
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"lessons learned."   "moving forward."    etc.

and other such nonsense.

i am so sick of wonk speak.

a b s o l u t e l y    sick of it.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:16 | 1959169 sgt_doom
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David Cardona:  FCIC report?  What FCIC report?  We know nothing about crimes committed by the banks!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:16 | 1959173 hangemhigh77
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this guy is a dic smoker

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:16 | 1959174 Ralph Spoilsport
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A disgusting waste of time.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:18 | 1959185 glokk26L
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Hey, I bought a set of Pirellis... I never was offered a calendar of naked supermodels!

For some strange reason I feel the urge to buy more tires...

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:18 | 1959191 hangemhigh77
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reg 1.25?  Well that solves everything.  Here's a new reg.. reg "FUCK YOU AND DIE"  hang them all

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:19 | 1959196 haskelslocal
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Keep asking questions about 1.25 which has been said 4 times now had nothing to do with anything. So, next guy, ask it again. It's a great time waster...

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:20 | 1959201 hangemhigh77
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Thank God the people are represented by all these honest politicians.  Whatever they determine as justice is good enuf for all the slave they represent

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:20 | 1959202 Ralph Spoilsport
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How many times are these clowns going to use the phrase "lessons learned"?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:20 | 1959203 AndrewJacksonsGhost
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This whole thing can be explained to another current debate.


Criminals do NOT follow the law. You can pass a thousand laws, regulations and controls on guns. But criminals do not care about gun laws. Criminals will get guns!


Fraud and criminal activity in this case is SIMPLE and straight forward. MF stole money from others to cover their INSANE bet on soverign debt. Corzine personally bet that the US would bail out the EU. He had inside information and then the game changed. He was stuck, the company did not have the margin call to cover the bet, therefore he STOLE the necessary funds from customers. Then the metaphorical crap hit the fan. The whole thing went down.

This is the scenario I see coming out in the future. Time will tell.

Also, Corzine WILL NOT be held accountable, no one will be held accountable for it.


If you steal an oarnge to hold off starvation, you will go to jail. If you steal $1.2 Billion you will be suggested to be the sec treas.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:20 | 1959206 TheSilverJournal
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The MF Global / John Corzine fiasco should scare the begeezus out of investors. Now, not only are investors taking risks on their own bets, but the are also taking on the risks of their brokerage.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:21 | 1959212 hangemhigh77
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Cockzine is taking a shit right now.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:22 | 1959219 hangemhigh77
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capable professional staff?  Excuse me but...ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha  NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!!!!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:22 | 1959221 haskelslocal
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That douche was an expert at asking question he knew could not be answerd.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:22 | 1959222 GrinandBearit
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This hearing is absolutely ridiculous.   I'm done wasting my time with this bullshit.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:22 | 1959226 Oro
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Good stall!  She will say no

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:23 | 1959232 AndrewJacksonsGhost
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A late hit!


Tell us if there is any other problematic houses?  Hmmmmm?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:23 | 1959233 Ralph Spoilsport
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Meanwhile, Glenn Beck babbles about how holy he is and please buy another copy of "Christmas Sweater". Limbaugh complains about Obama campaign funding and Dumbocrats picking on poor Newt Gingrinch.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:26 | 1959252 AndrewJacksonsGhost
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Hey Ralph, have you seen any of the lefties telling ANYONE about the problems? No, so quit your bashing of Beck and Limbaugh. Unless of course you are just here to sock obama and his criminal cabal?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:28 | 1959270 Ralph Spoilsport
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Hey Andy, sorry to tarnish your golden idols, but all the right wing talking heads are playing a broken record. I don't expect the lefties to do anything but promote communism.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:33 | 1959302 AndrewJacksonsGhost
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Idols, I would expect a sockie to use ad homs to debate, but could you at least get your arguments properly cleared from your local supervisor. You may end up looking a little ignorant.

By the way, can you show me the democrats in this here investigation actually calling for criminal charges?


Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:30 | 1959280 haskelslocal
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How does anyone chose to deflect this to be some political/entertainment issue? Please.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:35 | 1959320 AndrewJacksonsGhost
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Hey, been listening to beck since he started calling for PMs 6 months after I pulled my retirement funds and put it all in. That was in 2007.

Hmmmm, and the dems told me that everything was fine. So you can continue to think that this is not political. RP has been saying for decades, are you now going to say that RP was wrong.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 13:48 | 1959429 haskelslocal
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Andy, you may have gotten good "advice" but in that advice you were not getting it politically. You don't go around asking everyone their political affiliation prior to your talking to them do you? Guy at Home Depot helping you buy some wood may help you build a sweet deck but his political affiliation is irrelevant. As is any on-air entertainer who gives you PM investing advice. Least we forget this is one system, not two.  

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