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Watch The European Council Summit - Live Webcast
The farcial tragicomedy that is today's European summit, which not even the combined minds of Beckett, Camus and Kierkegaard could come up with on their own, is about to begin. Watch it live here in all its frontal lobe liquefying glory. Popcorn not optional.
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Somebody better get punched in the dick is all I'm saying...
Hope they use this ancient technique:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEsbY1-9UYg
ROFLMAO
OWS protesters need emergency training in cockpunching and head over to the red carpet ASAP!
Link direct to stream
http://video.consilium.europa.eu/CCUIv3/login.aspx?ticket=775-980-10361&...
I'd like to see some video of the police presence surrounding that place..
Fortunately for TPTB, the police presence required will be minimal, as of the past couple of months or so, those most moved to complain about this stuff across the world have voluntarily attended what could best be described as 'concentration' camps in some 900 cities worldwide, going so far as even bringing their own accomodation with them and even feeding themselves while the authorities are given adequate time to photograph each and every one of them and work out possible 'dissident' risks to greater society - obviously during these extended observations, sorry, 'protests', the police have them all nicely located in small areas conveniently located in city centers, close also to courts and prisons, meaning zero overtime working is required for the police, for example for travel etc to some remote location, and that surveillance can be continued during the hours of darkness by just a few people on the ground and a helicopter or two, obviously equipped with the requisite heat-sensing and other photographic equipment - which has the coincident benefit of being able to spin media stories suggesting the camps may not actually be slept in at night, despite the 'protests' of the camp 'attendees' themselves, that this simply is not true.
Is there a drinking game?
I hope the summit goes long, 'cause I don't start drinking until 12:30.
The Strangers take a Faith Leap into a room with No Exit
Rickards says, in so many words, that this is just the family fued.. the real deal happens Nov.3 at the G20 in Cannes.
http://kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/Broadcast/Entries/2011/10/23_Jim_...
Our officials in the US would do well to watch and learn. Despite my frustrations about their recent indecisiveness, European officials have an extraordinary ability to develop strong frameworks for political and economic leadership. Unlike US politicians, European politicians take a measured approach to satisfying public opinion by only holding referendums on appropriate bills that do not affect essential EU policy, and by sidelining inappropriate referendum results that could impair European economic progress. This is a far-cry from the quite frankly disturbing ‘Tea-Party’ rallies and state-rebellions in the US which in my opinion should never have been tolerated from the start.
Roger that!
Roger what? Europeans use just as much pointless rhetoric as a cheerleading squad.
We don't like these kind of solutions here. Who died at Kent State, anyway?!!!
Knowone I know...
It sounds like you don't like liberty and democracy. Sorry to hear that.
The public has been offered the freedom and liberty to spend and boost aggregate demand through many fiscal stimulus programs, but they have ungratefully rejected the opportunity on every occasion. If Americans really cared about freedom, they would be boosting retail sales with low-interest consumer loans - free human beings grab opportunities like HARP and cash-for-clunkers with both hands and don’t look back. On the contrary, Americans have shown themselves to be impotent and lethargic by refusing to boost aggregate demand.
So... goverment central planning is a freedom offer?
And... if central planning doesn´t work is freedom rejection?
Wow, Mao , Pol Pot, Stalin and Hitler lost the chance of hiring you as top advisor
MDB's homework: "I want you to go out and pick a fight; pick a fight, and lose." -TD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss9HhiReXmE
OK. The first time I read your comment, I said to myself, "what an idiot, what a tool!"
Then I realized that you simply forgot to apply <sarc> at the bottom.
Well played sir. Well played.
You sir, are a comic genius!
Ha! As dry as a bone. More please!
Merkel?
then lagarde
Bang-Cock!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k-rcOPz9vM
Perhaps Bersluconi would enjoy too much having his punched.
"Somebody better get punched in the dick is all I'm saying..."
if we go all the way up: How many are the kCoCkH Bros again?
"Somebody better get punched in the dick is all I'm saying..."
Do you realize how many hotel maid broken teeth that's going to cause?
free market; all is well /sarc
Eurozone special offer: Attend 10 Euro-Summits and you can skip the 11th one
I'm too old to enjoy the circus anymore, unless a tiger eats a trainer.
Threats of war...lets not let a crisis go to waste. Watch the spineless cowards print more $ and they will...what a joke. How can you expect cowwards to do the right thing?
NATO is going to defend innocent civilians on Mars from the attack of thheir tyrannical Martian government while brave freedom fighters (on the payroll of the banksters) liberate the planet.
Does that have ECB backing ?
Psychopatic cowards on both side of the pond,...eh!
I'm thinking something a bit stronger than popcorn.... leverage soda maybe?
Europe protests turn deadly again as cops open fire on protestors. Oh wait...maybe this is in Syria.... I looked at the headline again this is in Oakland CA. OCCUPY OAKLAND - PROTESTERS FIGHT BACK POLICE - EXCLUSIVE VIDEO - YouTube
AH, who cares.....we're talkin printin up more money here! All that really matters.
Here's another view, showing the cops bombing the protesters trying to help that guy,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZLyUK0t0vQ
Well, if only Italian police were as competent as our made in the fuking USA #1 then maybe there wouldn't be any cars being blown up
why do they have a red carpet? is charlie sheen coming?
this ugly carpet is more pink than red *shudder*
Anyone know... when does Private Sector arrive?
not invited. could spoil the atmosphere.
they are busy packing up the yachts....
Gold is very heavy and must go in first to setup the ballast correctly.
Why worry, their representatives are already there
this will be a complete a waste of time. you already know the result. whatever they say, the market will be disappointed. they don't even acknowledge they have a problem. Read Dalio's FT piece.
Yes! My favorite morning propaganda show!
Action packed with world leaders, moving camera shots, close ups of people....writing! The most awesome production since Tarintino!
i am so excited. maybe i will get a signature
the super hero sarkozy needs 24 aids to help him spell game over.
this is stupid government show biz but they are all so fucking ugly to look at.
None of this makes sense anymore....Uncertainty used to be bearish. This market keeps trying to chug higher no matter what. Is a 'plan' priced in or a 'default' priced in?
they're playing the game of the one that kicks the can the hardest wins
What's up with all the negative EU bitchen comments. WTF
Get your own shit in order and put your sights on the mafiosos Wall Street psychopaths.
I agree...looking and shaking our heads at Europe while US troubles make Europe look like nothing. At some point soon, the attention has to come back to our own 100%+ debt/GDP.
Pre-game was the fist fight in the Italian Parliament this morning.
Stay tuned for the Prime Time show.
Anyone care to call odds on whether Merkel takes Berlusconi?
OT:Why the hell is there a red carpet. Is Berlusconi going to be walking it with one of his (cough) cabinet ministers?
The red carpet is for the Kings and Queens of Europe who go by the disguise of "World Leaders" so to not piss of the debt serfs.
Merkel arriving in a Mercedes 770 with the top down and her standing up?
Nope, sitting inside a black ZIL
Why not use her old blue Traubi?
No thanks.
Is that the OWS behind the ropes? If not they should be here don't ya think. I mean this is where the cf begins and ends.
they have the belnder out , looks like a fine girly drink cocktail of privet assets and more vat . The fruit and the little unbrella makes its looks nice.
It does. And some festive hors d'oeurves made of Greek bond coupon clippings arranged in a circle around the rim of the gold platter.
Screw the boring financial stuff ... let's just lower the lights, crank up the music, and turn some hot strippers loose on the conference table!
That always ends with taxpayers being ass raped.........which is also boring.
might i suggest you invest in a variety of lubricants?
the shot will come from the grassy knoll to the right
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JmnYqKl1LzE
Points if you work through the entire reference.
Rick says, "I see a version [of QE] coming."
September Durable Goods:
http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?video=3000053405
All any of them can see if more free money crack, theyre all crackheads and all they care about is more crack.
Sing it with me "She's a good girl, loves 'er momma, Loves Jesus, and America too..........And I'm ____"
All bullshit all the time. It's as bad as a Barry Soetero presser. What's the point? Watch the lips - if they move they are lying.
Oh crap, it's in that crappy Silverlight format. Oh well. I've got better things to do anyway.
Noooooooooo, it's the Griswolds!
Am I getting this right?
The Banks lend someone else money to someone else, in this case, the governments.
Then they sold insurance gaurantees on this deal. So essentially, providing insurance on this first deal.
And now the ECB is doing the same, which is getting the bank into trouble at this stage?
Am I getting this right?
No.
Banks loaned money to Greece at 5%. Greece now wants to rollover that loan to a new loan. The going rate for that new loan is 80%. The banks are being asked to accept 5% for new loans, after the old loan defaults 60%.
And the banks are being asked to do this whilst not declaring a default of that 60% in order to collect on their insurance hedges they took out.
In return for doing this, the European Summit offers to shake their hands vigorously and provide them festive pastries.
Could one consider Greece is at a "Debt ceiling"? Cant they just pass a law increasing the ceiling? /sarc
This is what a real debt ceiling looks like folks. 80% interest.
somewhere in the distance a church bell rang...for whom the bell tolls?
The only thing they will pass is, gas...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIci-Rdu4Bk
@GeneMarchBanks
"Somebody better get punched in the dick is all I'm saying... Pie smash, nut tap, bitch slap!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LW2cYI_skZU
No news is good news. If we are waiting for Sarc and Merc to solve the economic problems, we are in a sad state of affairs. The market will solve the problem.
Is that a f***ing EYE (above the door) in the EU logo?
They forgot the damn pyramids this time.
It is the eye of God, judging the worth of all those who pass beneath. Let's see if he finds them lacking....
PERKELE! Enough is ENOUGH! HIRE THE JEWS AND KILL THE YANKS! Fucking clone shit anyway...who is your DADDY ANYWAY!
once the slime balls started arriving my picture went black and no sound. Anyone else have this happen?
Yes. It'll be back on soon from the conference itself.
Merkel to Sarkosy....Head or Gut?
they're about to circumvent it.
Let's see first we had the whitehouse all I'm not going pass your budget bitch followed by ok I passed your budget bitch which got us gold from 1640 to 1900. Now we got Europe. All I'm not going to pass your budget bitch this shit is going to go off books for months and months.
I so do love watching fuckface the actor work. The drama the pretense. The script.
We, the Zombie Army will...wait...for now..our German Leaders!
that'SS right, mommy coming rollin in
Looks like an Archduke moment will be captured live.
Occupy Oakland pays a visit to a local JPMorgan branch.
Many are upset believing they have no voice in govt or media.
The longer they are ignored by both, the louder they will become.
Then the shooting will start.
See 1776.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVIhOtxdA5A&feature=related
Kierkegaard? Oh, do you mean "Fear and Trembling" or "Sickness unto Death"? I can see similarities here to Camus' "The Plague". This sort of crisis is the result of denial about systemic problems, a feel good economics where the people are given soporiphics and palliatives instead of made to feel the effects of their addictions.
Will the real criminals ever be brought to justice like Blythe Masters of JP Morgan?
www.RoadtoRoota.comGpap just summoned Nietzsche and said,
European politicians and their philosophers; laughable; if they know the talking points but don't know the derivative, then they know nothing.
Fist-fights in Ital Parliament
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/10/26/us-italy-fight-idUSTRE79P37V20...
where the old geezer always dressed in white?
Vatican Council Calls for World Government, Central Bank
Lex Luther?
Mr Roake
<welcome to Fantasy Ireland> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x_QbVDlLbI
Maybe the Pope will show up at this shindig...maybe he will provide prayer and leadership (mosty prayer) going forward. They need a figurehead...to herd these cats. Whip those pussies into shape. Someone will have to bless this mess...religion might be back in style again.
Sir Evelyn will come in through the kitchen, out of sight. He will instruct them on what must be done.
pods
Gpap just said, quote,
Is he going to default today? Sounds like it.
Put on your hard hats.....
Wow this time they will solve it.
Rumour has it they will also solve:
baldness for Greek PM's
weight for German Chancellors
stop talking shit for British PM's
and Balasconi will solve erectile problems
Italy, Greece, Ireland, British, French and some German Banks were however announced DOA by Dr R Middleton ;-)
perhaps make it legal for groups to hail cabs?
I love the theater that needs to be done before they simply decide to print.
Exactly.....this is better than the Academy Awards...this is real life Fantasy Island.
Mr Roake will bail out all the banks and Tatoo will be doing the math for the Options contracts
I hear laurence fishburne will be making an appearance and give them all a dose a blue pills
A tale in three acts.
In the first act, a dot matrix printer is heard stage left, but not seen...
According to David Icke "they" want the Euro to fail in order to advance their cause, that being a one world government.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV9A2IGShuk
Fingers crossed that Greece just up and defaults at the end of this meeting.
Really best outcome one can hope for.
...end of this meeting?
Hank Paulson seems to have infected finance with "hyper-warp-speed" solution expectations...
EU politicians neet lots of time for everything
I'd buy that for a dollar.
(Not a EU dollar though)
Gpap just now said, quote,
Every man for himself!
I swear that's the same crowd I saw waiting for George Clooney
at NY Film Festival last week...
Hang on....That's not Merkel....that's Roseanne Barr
...and just when all hope seemed lost Europe unveils it's newest weapon in the war on debt...
the PRINT-O-MATIC 5000! (TM0 from ACME corp.
an upgraded, supercharged, next gen, AI, mega high capacity, guaranteed never to brake down version of the already wildly successful and popular PRINT-O-MATIC 3000 used by the US Federal Reserve Bank.
the PRINT-O-MATIC 5000 is easy to use, easy to install, requires no maintenance and is guaranteed to run flawlessly for up to 1 quadrillion Eruos or the end of the world, whichever comes first. It's completely automated, AI functioning means you don't even need the team of monkeys to operate it and it will continue to run independently without need for human intervention, even in a zombie apocalypse.
so with this modern marvel of technological wizardry ready to take on the debt crises in Europe and the world over there is no further need to worry, sell stocks, buy PM's or question in any way the legitimacy, solvency or stability of the fiat paper system that rules the world.
let us praise this new technology and join together in supporting the forever paper revolution!
...there fixed everything, now was that so hard?
Classic - i can just imagine Wile E Coyote reading the manual with the box of parts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBPrjgu6YG0
http://www.ink19.com/issues/december2006/printReviews/acmeCatalog.html
The new green paperless printers don't use any ink...you just add zeros and the fiat shows up in the right accounts automatically.
This pic says it well: Press is fenced. True press is suppressed.
Bet that half the fenced guys there are members of the Fashion Squad.
These are the Fruits of Fiat ! Keynes left us to clean up the mess of his Utopian dreams ! Real money is important to healthy human progress ! Monedas 2011 Comedy Jihad Hard Money Dreams of Our Founding Fathers
And Yes Ladies and Gentlemen there he is..............Elvis is here to sort out our problems....
That´s NOT Elvis !
His name is José Manuel Barroso.
Hey everybody, the Delegation Arrivals is available in pdf format!
Oh well, so much for a LIVE webcast.
Let's send Michael Moore on a Good Will Tour of Europe ? Hillary could arrange it.....shucks, she could go with him....an official State Department visit ! Monedas 2011 Comedy Jihad Arsenal of the Democrats
Squeeze in a bunga-bunga party and the Pope...and I'm in.
webcast goes poof
euro soon to follow
I was just watching Maria Carbonara or whatever the fuck her name is on CNBC in the UK, you boys should be totally embarrassed by the staggering ineptitude of that woman's grasp of European politics, shes a walking talking living example of dumb as fuck.....and no ..I wouldn't.