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Watch Harry Reid's First TV Appearance Of The Day

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The trite soundbites:

  • Senator Reid holds news conference on debt limit talks, says Democrats have compromised on debt limit, time for Republicans to “face facts.”
  • Says Senate bill can reach $2.4 trillion cut
  • “Confident” final bill will raise debt limit through 2012
  • Schumer says it is time for Boehner to pull the plug on his plan
  • Schumer says block of republicans can't lead nation off a cliff
  • Says Reid's plan offers potential to break impasse
  • Says Senate bill "is the better bill"

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Wed, 07/27/2011 - 11:56 | 1498089 wang
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Don't underesitmate Reid

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:06 | 1498141 V in PA
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Green for the avatar. Nice.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:10 | 1498162 gall batter
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uh, isn't it never overestimate Reid?

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:12 | 1498171 pupton
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I think it's "never overstimulate Reid".

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:20 | 1498198 max2205
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that guy is on ludes... i want what he's on

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:13 | 1498173 SheepDog-One
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Never underestimate Reids ability to not only totaly bankrupt his state, but the entire country as well. That ass hat should be in a mental institution for the criminaly insane. Basically Reid is a Batman villain.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 13:35 | 1498477 j0nx
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Don't blame him, blame his asshat constituents for continually reelecting him. Nevadans have to be the stupidest mofos on the planet. Hardest hit in this economy (which is almost ENTIRELY due to Reid and a few other key players shilling for the banks) yet they reelect the man time after time after time. Las Vegas and Nevada in general deserve every bit of real estate devaluation and unemployment hardship that is coming to them.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 23:20 | 1500263 StychoKiller
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Agree, and the Senate can hector Boehner and the House Republicons all they want, but in the final analysis, Boehner is gonna have difficulty getting his own proposal(s) through the House, nevermind the Senate spew from the Decepticrats!

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 11:56 | 1498091 DoChenRollingBearing
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Thank you Tyler, but no, I will not watch it!

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:04 | 1498126 fuu
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Good call. Kill your television equivalent.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 11:57 | 1498093 bigdumbnugly
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...blah

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 11:58 | 1498096 dracos_ghost
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What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:02 | 1498116 V in PA
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Are the voices back dg?

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:05 | 1498131 Miss anthrope
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+humour , I like it

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:15 | 1498180 pupton
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Boner should now get on his delayed 10AM press conference with his rebuttal:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ&feature=related

 

 

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:00 | 1498099 MarketTruth
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Blah blah quote some website instead of the actual GAO numbers, blah blah. Kobuki theater...

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:01 | 1498106 TradingJoe
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We must and can be proud of our "poli(fraudo)ticians" man they can hold conferences gees I was laughing my behind off! Schumer made the cut for me, that mummy Reid should just lay down and DIE!

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:00 | 1498107 docj
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Yahoo News is still pushing the $2.2T made-up "cuts" number for Reid's "plan".

Can we line-up mainstream-media types against the wall right after politicians once the Revolution starts? Please?

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:05 | 1498132 Clueless Economist
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I would love it....but their will be no revolution as the American public does not have the stomach for it.  Exhibit A: Some AZ congress critter who has contributed to the ruination of America gets shot, and their is an enormous outpouring of grief.  Plus the public has American Dancer Idol to be concerned about sheesh

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:24 | 1498221 InconvenientCou...
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Implications of your arrogance and stupidity run pretty deep. Atone --before someone with a strong stomach uses your orbital cavity for a shot glass.

 

 

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:32 | 1498241 Byte Me
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Can we line-up mainstream-media types against the wall right after politicians once the Revolution starts? Please?

Why wait??

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:00 | 1498109 Miss anthrope
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now I know why I do NOT have a TV any more.  It is too painful to watch this left right paradigm stuff.  Dolore Ayi!

 

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:01 | 1498110 monopoly
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If this senile senator was running against anyone besides Sharon Engel in the last election, he would have lost. He only won by about 20,000 votes. Anyone. He is so hated in Nevada. Needs to go to a home where they have assisted living. Nevada is in a depression, but Harry keeps the casinos alive.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:01 | 1498114 Hedgetard55
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Schumer? You mean Ant-knee Weenuh's mentor and look alike?

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:03 | 1498122 sabra1
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what time is boners appearance?

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:08 | 1498151 Bam_Man
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When he's done putting on his orange make-up.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 13:39 | 1498493 j0nx
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About 9pm tonight when my girlfriend crawls in bed.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:04 | 1498125 I am a Man I am...
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schumer scared to death his wall street masters might not keep getting free money

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:05 | 1498127 Rastadamus
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Babylon is hell of burning.....

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:05 | 1498133 digitlman
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Yes?

No!

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:05 | 1498136 mr.glitch
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Reid: "No democrat will vote for the Boehner plan"...I love the open minded, bridge building approach Reid is taking!  

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:18 | 1498194 pupton
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Compromise Bitchez!

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:06 | 1498142 litoralkey
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Welcome to the jungle.

No longer a nation ruled by laws.

No longer laws.

No longer a nation.

The murder of Hajis, and occupation of foreign countries is a structural outlay of the US Government according to Reid and Schumer.

Only under Reid's brilliant leadership can the US extradite itself from this course of warfare and carnage and brutality.

Right.

 

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:06 | 1498143 WoodMizer
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Weak!

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:06 | 1498144 whiskeyjim
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The Reid 'plan' is this:

We don't have any real particulars, but we double dog promise to redouble our efforts to cut spending of at least $1.2T. Seriously.

In what reality is that the adult approach? In what boardroom would that 'plan' gain any kind of traction, other than the motivation to kick the presenter squarely in the ass on their way out the door?

 

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:17 | 1498184 docj
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This is precisely the "adult approach" in the "reality" where the NY Time, the WaPo, ABC, NBC, SeeBS, CNBC, CNN, MSNBC and all the rest provide air cover for you.

And when you have The Party of Stupid as your political opponents.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:07 | 1498150 Segestan
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In other words .. It's Obamas way or the road. None of this changes fundamental flaws in a broken system, we are screwed.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:09 | 1498154 bania
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***BANIA'S JOKE OF THE DAY***

Q: Where does Ben Bernanke run his printing press operation?

A: In De-basement

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:21 | 1498203 pupton
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Go back to Mendy's ya hack!  (kidding)

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:09 | 1498156 NotApplicable
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The only thing funnier than this circus is the fact that millions of people voted it.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:10 | 1498159 youngman
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Lets default and get it over with....2.5 more trillion ..no more....cut...shock and awe....it works in war..it will work here....we need to clean house...get back to statesman...that care about this country...

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:10 | 1498160 baby_BLYTHE
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the Congress needs to get roughed up and play a violent game of tetherball

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUgCxVbtlMQ

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:10 | 1498163 Bam_Man
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Who needs waterboarding when you can force Gitmo detainees to watch this shit 24/7 until they scream for mercy?

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:11 | 1498164 Bam_Man
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.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:11 | 1498166 Cole Younger
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Does that mean no compromise like Obama asked for? I just find it funny that compromise is a one way street. Harry Reid and the democrats are being Obama's veto.

I hope the Republicans hold the line and force the treasury to print. If the treasury tries and borrows, I hope the House will send federal marshals and arrest Timmy. Section 1, article 2. Only Congress can authorize borrowing. The funniest thing is that neither plan is worth the paper that it is written on. But it would be funny if Turbo Tax Timmy was arrested...

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:13 | 1498174 I Am The Unknow...
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Cole, Cousin Jesse would be proud of you for that thought. 

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:11 | 1498167 I Am The Unknow...
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Waah, waaah, waaah.  Mommy, they won't play fair in the sandbox.  Waah, waah, waah.  Mommy make them stop.  Waah waah waah.

OMGosh, somebody get a truckload of pampers and talc up there on Capitol Hill asap. 

How embarassing for a superpower.   

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:11 | 1498169 redpill
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I'm happy to see he has no real solution.   The debt ceiling needs to stay right where it is.  Then we can really "face facts," prioritize our debt service payments, and cut from the rest of the budget as needed.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:13 | 1498176 aerial view
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Welcome to "Dancing with the Debt Ceiling" featuring Harry "smoke too much weed" Reid,  John "cry baby cry" Boehner, "Cha cha cha" Chuck Schumer and last but not least Barack "obla di obla da" Obama. Time to get down and dirty dancers!

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:22 | 1498206 DavidC
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Why does the word 'pathetic' keep coming to mind?

Dang, there it is again...

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:29 | 1498235 Cole Younger
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Harry Reid and Bohners Message to the nation interpreted: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucm2fSGGJ3M&feature=related

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:30 | 1498238 PLove
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Obama has no budget plan.  And never did. 

Obama makes deficits out of nothing.  Just like Bubbles makes money.

 

Gotta close FED and issue debt-free money to end Depression.

 

 

 

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:36 | 1498257 haskelslocal
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Problem here is, DON'T Watch this crap! Seriously, go into a room, beat the shit out of each other, and come the fuck out with a solution bitches! We don't need to pay a dime of attention to any of the preamble.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:43 | 1498292 V in PA
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Tap Out - Bitchez

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 15:59 | 1499048 anony
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Word.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:38 | 1498263 GeneMarchbanks
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Says Senate bill "is the better bill"

Um huh? OK, but which one is, like, the best of all time?

 

 

 

 

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:39 | 1498272 haskelslocal
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Paul Simon said, the nearer your destination the more you slip slide away...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_H-LY4Jb2M

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:45 | 1498303 V in PA
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My dad said, women are the cause of more problems than we give them credit for...

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 12:45 | 1498306 Placerville
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Looking at all of these old corrupt politicians reminds me of watching Night of the Living Dead.

The scariest thing is that these guys really do walk the earth.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 13:15 | 1498400 lunaticfringe
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Fucking moonbats. Of course they say that the Senate version is the best version. It cuts virtually nothing. Is that the one that claims 1.1 trillion in cuts when both wars wind down?

I'd love to see the U.S. default. What would change? Well the ruling class would lose their dough. The rest of us working poor, well we ain't got nothing left to lose- nothing from nothing equals...that's why there will not be any defaults. At the end of the day...our millionaire Congress and the ruling class they represent and serve...will offer some weak sauce compromise.

Right now, they call that ruling class weak sauce deal... the Senate version.

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 14:32 | 1498716 Thisson
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You are wrong, there will be a default, and it will come completely unexpectedly.

Over the next 8 years, the cost of servicing the debt alone will reach $1 trillion per year (source: http://market-ticker.org/akcs-www?post=190758 ).  We will be unable to pay.  So it's either outright default or soft default (tendering printed money as payment) within 8 years. 

Wed, 07/27/2011 - 15:57 | 1499040 anony
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Watch Kim Kardashian's tits  or Harry Reid's  death mask??..... Kim..Harry.....kim.....harry........I think I'll stick with Kimmy.

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