Watch Live As Obama Says This And That About Jobs

Tyler Durden's picture

The T2OTUS (Televangelizing Teleprompter) or just T2, is taking center stage to talk more about his now failed jobs plan, supposedly without cheesy chanting of "pass this bill" this time (however, we won't put readers at risk of alcohol poisoning with another shots challenge - the last time that was the keyword, there were numerous casualties). While it is certain the speech will be filled with class warfare rhetoric, and the usual stuff about how many jobs Obama has "saved or created" we doubt much if anything relevant will be said. As for comedic content.... that's a different story.

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mossme89's picture

Who's ready to short the market as Obama's talking? W00t!!!

trav7777's picture

can anybody still stand this mfer?

redpill's picture

If there's one thing worse than being hated it's being ignored.  And people are starting to ignore him.

mossme89's picture

No kidding. Virtually no reaction from the market.

nope-1004's picture

0% leadership.

100% smooth talker.

The guy would come in handy cruisin' chicks, not running a country.


Solid Gold Bubble's picture

Take away his teleprompter(s) and see how much of a smooth talker he is then.

Comay Mierda's picture

his jobs plan should be two words - "I resign"

Messianic's picture

Markets would rally, but then realize that "The Villages" himself would then be president, and crash about 3fold...

AldousHuxley's picture

I thought Obama was talking about the other Jobs. Steve Jobs.



fuu's picture

He watches television. No wonder we are fuxored..

Bananamerican's picture

He's campaigning. He doesn't give a shit about jobs.

"the republicans keep standing in the way of all the goodies i wanna give ya"

I loathe Republicans and even I can see this.

(i pity most Dems btw, lips all stained with grape)

r101958's picture

Notice how he no longer has the gray hair that he had during the deficit news conferences. I tell you, it is all about perceptions....or deceptions.

JP McManus's picture

Just for Messiah Hair Coloring

strannick's picture

"I used up a lot of political capital in this financial crisis to make sure banks stayed afloat". Is he referring to his campaign contributions and bank lobby bucks he got from banks? Talk about your Freudian slips

Cindy_Dies_In_The_End's picture

He meant Goldman.



Tyler--seriously, I was on the losing end of that shot contest. Fuck You! (in a good way, or naughty..)


See, still my trashy whore self from the last round!

tsx500's picture

exactly.   i can't wait til he gets his ass torn to shreds when he has to debate w/the GOP candidate next year !

Bananamerican's picture

"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom."-next year's GOP candidate

shred on Garth

Race Car Driver's picture

At the rate he and his administration are going, the only debate may be whether he's tried for treason or merely impeached.

From Drudge:

Obama: Occupy Wall Street protests show Americans' frustration


"Not only did the financial sector, with the Republican Party in Congress, fight us every step in the way. But now you've got these same folks arguing we should roll back all those reforms and go back to the way it was," Obama said. "That does not make sense to the American people. They are frustrated by it and they will continue to be frustrated by it until they get the sense that everyone is playing by the same rules."

(article here)

What rules is he talking about? If anyone was following any rules at all in his administration, we'd have bankers in orange jump suits in front of judges... years ago. The SEC and other regulatory agencies would be investigating market fraud and manipulation. And, instead of handing guns to drug gangs in foreign countries, Eric Holder would be heading all this up.

But, as usual, the only 'rules' are those that apply to the little people - and they are happy to enforce those with zealous conviction.



xtop23's picture

 If its a Perry or Romney status quo talking points moron there will be little if any fireworks.

 If on the other hand someone fiscally intelligent were to be the GOP nominee like Ron Paul I feel certain that Obama would get quite literally destroyed on national TV.

 Now THAT would be epic.

 Im still hoping the Judge will decide to be his VP running mate.

Where My Dawg At's picture

Smooth talkers don't use the word "uh" as often as a junkie runs out of smack.

Silverhog's picture

Smooth? How did he get stuck with Michelle then?

tarsubil's picture

Oh please. It is clear he prefers the real thing. Michelle was the only one ugly enough to play along with the charade. Sorta like Hillary.

SilverRhino's picture

Dude, he looks gayer than a 3 dollar bill.   You planning on running him as the anti-wingman?

Shocker's picture

Should be a reversal in Gold/Silver today.

optimator's picture

One thing worse even than that, being laughed out of office!

pods's picture

And that right there is exactly what is going on.  Bravo!


If there's one thing worse than being hated it's being ignored.  And people are starting to ignore him.


Developers's picture

He's so full of shit his skin is brownish

ZippyBananaPants's picture

He will leave office before election, he is not as smooth as he used to be.  He realizes that he is losing his supply of Kool-aid that everyone drank (how stupid is our population to put this clown in office).

The only chance the dems have is to get him out and bring in another idiot to push their plan.

He is in way over his head, and will take a long trip and not come back.  Nothing presidential about him. 


SRV - ES339's picture

yup... no $500 haircut... speaks in articulate, complete sentances... and is a little dark to be "presidential"

SRV - ES339's picture

thanks Dick... oh sorry, that was Dave

PD Quig's picture

This motherfucker's economic policies are so bad, he even killed Steve Jobs.

Problem Is's picture

+1... I'm still laughing...

That's the ZH post of the day...

perchprism's picture


He's wearing his signature vein-blue tie.  Dickhead.

treemagnet's picture

Brilliant amateur.  Thats the best description I've heard.

Au_Ag_CuPbCu's picture

He's an empty suit that got in WAY over his head.  And WTF is he talking about "growth has slowed."  What growth????


GeneMarchbanks's picture

Can't be impeached fast enough...

yes Mr. President the bridges are, indeed, total shit especially that upcoming bridge from your Presidency to your re-election. Continue...

... or nevermind

depression's picture

"...pass my jobs (wealth redistribution) bill..."

"...raise taxes and reduce unemployment (for union labor) ..."

"...the economy is too fragile to do nothing (so let's raise taxes now)..."

"... this jobs bill will add 2 million new (union public sector) jobs  ..."

"... 5.6% surtax (prosperity penalty) on income above $200K to pay for the new jobs..."

"... giving $850 billion to (TBTF) banks was the right thing to do..."

"...I will be hugely supportive of Banks..." (BAC + 5%)

"...Solyndra predates me (Bush did it) ..."

Silverhog's picture

This is not about new jobs. It's about unions. None of these jobs will be non union.

Au_Ag_CuPbCu's picture

And none of them will pay more than $7.25/hour.

V10's picture

That before or after the dues are siphoned off?  Got to pay those kickbacks...