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Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:01 | 1745633 mossme89
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Who's ready to short the market as Obama's talking? W00t!!!

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:03 | 1745649 trav7777
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can anybody still stand this mfer?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:05 | 1745663 redpill
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If there's one thing worse than being hated it's being ignored.  And people are starting to ignore him.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:09 | 1745689 mossme89
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No kidding. Virtually no reaction from the market.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:13 | 1745733 nope-1004
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0% leadership.

100% smooth talker.

The guy would come in handy cruisin' chicks, not running a country.


Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:16 | 1745753 Solid Gold Bubble
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Take away his teleprompter(s) and see how much of a smooth talker he is then.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:19 | 1745773 Comay Mierda
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his jobs plan should be two words - "I resign"

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:22 | 1745795 Messianic
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Markets would rally, but then realize that "The Villages" himself would then be president, and crash about 3fold...

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:50 | 1746282 AldousHuxley
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I thought Obama was talking about the other Jobs. Steve Jobs.



Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:22 | 1745798 fuu
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He watches television. No wonder we are fuxored..

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:39 | 1745882 Bananamerican
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He's campaigning. He doesn't give a shit about jobs.

"the republicans keep standing in the way of all the goodies i wanna give ya"

I loathe Republicans and even I can see this.

(i pity most Dems btw, lips all stained with grape)

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:09 | 1746064 r101958
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Notice how he no longer has the gray hair that he had during the deficit news conferences. I tell you, it is all about perceptions....or deceptions.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 13:51 | 1746558 JP McManus
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Just for Messiah Hair Coloring

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:35 | 1745812 strannick
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"I used up a lot of political capital in this financial crisis to make sure banks stayed afloat". Is he referring to his campaign contributions and bank lobby bucks he got from banks? Talk about your Freudian slips

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:40 | 1746237 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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He meant Goldman.



Tyler--seriously, I was on the losing end of that shot contest. Fuck You! (in a good way, or naughty..)


See, still my trashy whore self from the last round!

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:22 | 1745797 tsx500
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exactly.   i can't wait til he gets his ass torn to shreds when he has to debate w/the GOP candidate next year !

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:45 | 1745906 Bananamerican
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"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom."-next year's GOP candidate

shred on Garth

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 14:19 | 1746674 Race Car Driver
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At the rate he and his administration are going, the only debate may be whether he's tried for treason or merely impeached.

From Drudge:

Obama: Occupy Wall Street protests show Americans' frustration


"Not only did the financial sector, with the Republican Party in Congress, fight us every step in the way. But now you've got these same folks arguing we should roll back all those reforms and go back to the way it was," Obama said. "That does not make sense to the American people. They are frustrated by it and they will continue to be frustrated by it until they get the sense that everyone is playing by the same rules."

(article here)

What rules is he talking about? If anyone was following any rules at all in his administration, we'd have bankers in orange jump suits in front of judges... years ago. The SEC and other regulatory agencies would be investigating market fraud and manipulation. And, instead of handing guns to drug gangs in foreign countries, Eric Holder would be heading all this up.

But, as usual, the only 'rules' are those that apply to the little people - and they are happy to enforce those with zealous conviction.



Thu, 10/06/2011 - 14:44 | 1746799 xtop23
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 If its a Perry or Romney status quo talking points moron there will be little if any fireworks.

 If on the other hand someone fiscally intelligent were to be the GOP nominee like Ron Paul I feel certain that Obama would get quite literally destroyed on national TV.

 Now THAT would be epic.

 Im still hoping the Judge will decide to be his VP running mate.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:10 | 1746069 Where My Dawg At
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Smooth talkers don't use the word "uh" as often as a junkie runs out of smack.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:23 | 1745806 Silverhog
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Smooth? How did he get stuck with Michelle then?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:42 | 1745911 Lord Blankcheck
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He enjoys her "strap on"

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:01 | 1746030 tarsubil
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Oh please. It is clear he prefers the real thing. Michelle was the only one ugly enough to play along with the charade. Sorta like Hillary.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 14:32 | 1746745 Long-John-Silver
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Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:48 | 1745952 SilverRhino
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Dude, he looks gayer than a 3 dollar bill.   You planning on running him as the anti-wingman?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:33 | 1745849 Shocker
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Should be a reversal in Gold/Silver today.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:12 | 1745721 optimator
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One thing worse even than that, being laughed out of office!

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:17 | 1745759 Spastica Rex
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You and Oscar Wilde.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:17 | 1746101 pods
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And that right there is exactly what is going on.  Bravo!


If there's one thing worse than being hated it's being ignored.  And people are starting to ignore him.


Thu, 10/06/2011 - 16:30 | 1747305 Dre4dwolf
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Ignore who?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:10 | 1745701 Developers
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He's so full of shit his skin is brownish

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:39 | 1745879 nyse
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Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:50 | 1746281 PD Quig
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What? Embarrassed that he's half white?

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:53 | 1746301 Developers
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Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:37 | 1745871 ZippyBananaPants
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He will leave office before election, he is not as smooth as he used to be.  He realizes that he is losing his supply of Kool-aid that everyone drank (how stupid is our population to put this clown in office).

The only chance the dems have is to get him out and bring in another idiot to push their plan.

He is in way over his head, and will take a long trip and not come back.  Nothing presidential about him. 


Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:04 | 1746040 SRV - ES339
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yup... no $500 haircut... speaks in articulate, complete sentances... and is a little dark to be "presidential"

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:30 | 1746193 DavidC
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Thu, 10/06/2011 - 13:50 | 1746549 SRV - ES339
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thanks Dick... oh sorry, that was Dave

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:57 | 1746012 PD Quig
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This motherfucker's economic policies are so bad, he even killed Steve Jobs.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 13:18 | 1746408 iLoveMisesToPieces
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Thu, 10/06/2011 - 14:10 | 1746623 Problem Is
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+1... I'm still laughing...

That's the ZH post of the day...

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:10 | 1745642 perchprism
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He's wearing his signature vein-blue tie.  Dickhead.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:03 | 1745645 treemagnet
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Brilliant amateur.  Thats the best description I've heard.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:09 | 1745690 Au_Ag_CuPbCu
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He's an empty suit that got in WAY over his head.  And WTF is he talking about "growth has slowed."  What growth????


Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:05 | 1745646 GeneMarchbanks
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Can't be impeached fast enough...

yes Mr. President the bridges are, indeed, total shit especially that upcoming bridge from your Presidency to your re-election. Continue...

... or nevermind

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 12:29 | 1745650 depression
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"...pass my jobs (wealth redistribution) bill..."

"...raise taxes and reduce unemployment (for union labor) ..."

"...the economy is too fragile to do nothing (so let's raise taxes now)..."

"... this jobs bill will add 2 million new (union public sector) jobs  ..."

"... 5.6% surtax (prosperity penalty) on income above $200K to pay for the new jobs..."

"... giving $850 billion to (TBTF) banks was the right thing to do..."

"...I will be hugely supportive of Banks..." (BAC + 5%)

"...Solyndra predates me (Bush did it) ..."

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:04 | 1745652 Silverhog
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This is not about new jobs. It's about unions. None of these jobs will be non union.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 11:12 | 1745724 Au_Ag_CuPbCu
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And none of them will pay more than $7.25/hour.

Thu, 10/06/2011 - 14:01 | 1746589 V10
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That before or after the dues are siphoned off?  Got to pay those kickbacks...

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