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Watch Live As Obama Says This And That About Jobs
The T2OTUS (Televangelizing Teleprompter) or just T2, is taking center stage to talk more about his now failed jobs plan, supposedly without cheesy chanting of "pass this bill" this time (however, we won't put readers at risk of alcohol poisoning with another shots challenge - the last time that was the keyword, there were numerous casualties). While it is certain the speech will be filled with class warfare rhetoric, and the usual stuff about how many jobs Obama has "saved or created" we doubt much if anything relevant will be said. As for comedic content.... that's a different story.
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Who's ready to short the market as Obama's talking? W00t!!!
can anybody still stand this mfer?
If there's one thing worse than being hated it's being ignored. And people are starting to ignore him.
No kidding. Virtually no reaction from the market.
0% leadership.
100% smooth talker.
The guy would come in handy cruisin' chicks, not running a country.
Take away his teleprompter(s) and see how much of a smooth talker he is then.
his jobs plan should be two words - "I resign"
Markets would rally, but then realize that "The Villages" himself would then be president, and crash about 3fold...
I thought Obama was talking about the other Jobs. Steve Jobs.
He watches television. No wonder we are fuxored..
He's campaigning. He doesn't give a shit about jobs.
"the republicans keep standing in the way of all the goodies i wanna give ya"
I loathe Republicans and even I can see this.
(i pity most Dems btw, lips all stained with grape)
Notice how he no longer has the gray hair that he had during the deficit news conferences. I tell you, it is all about perceptions....or deceptions.
Just for Messiah Hair Coloring
"I used up a lot of political capital in this financial crisis to make sure banks stayed afloat". Is he referring to his campaign contributions and bank lobby bucks he got from banks? Talk about your Freudian slips
He meant Goldman.
Tyler--seriously, I was on the losing end of that shot contest. Fuck You! (in a good way, or naughty..)
See, still my trashy whore self from the last round!
exactly. i can't wait til he gets his ass torn to shreds when he has to debate w/the GOP candidate next year !
"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom."-next year's GOP candidate
shred on Garth
http://songsofthegreatdepression.blogspot.com/
At the rate he and his administration are going, the only debate may be whether he's tried for treason or merely impeached.
From Drudge:
What rules is he talking about? If anyone was following any rules at all in his administration, we'd have bankers in orange jump suits in front of judges... years ago. The SEC and other regulatory agencies would be investigating market fraud and manipulation. And, instead of handing guns to drug gangs in foreign countries, Eric Holder would be heading all this up.
But, as usual, the only 'rules' are those that apply to the little people - and they are happy to enforce those with zealous conviction.
If its a Perry or Romney status quo talking points moron there will be little if any fireworks.
If on the other hand someone fiscally intelligent were to be the GOP nominee like Ron Paul I feel certain that Obama would get quite literally destroyed on national TV.
Now THAT would be epic.
Im still hoping the Judge will decide to be his VP running mate.
Smooth talkers don't use the word "uh" as often as a junkie runs out of smack.
Smooth? How did he get stuck with Michelle then?
He enjoys her "strap on"
Oh please. It is clear he prefers the real thing. Michelle was the only one ugly enough to play along with the charade. Sorta like Hillary.
Moochelle
Dude, he looks gayer than a 3 dollar bill. You planning on running him as the anti-wingman?
Should be a reversal in Gold/Silver today.
One thing worse even than that, being laughed out of office!
You and Oscar Wilde.
And that right there is exactly what is going on. Bravo!
pods
Ignore who?
He's so full of shit his skin is brownish
Racial.
What? Embarrassed that he's half white?
why?
He will leave office before election, he is not as smooth as he used to be. He realizes that he is losing his supply of Kool-aid that everyone drank (how stupid is our population to put this clown in office).
The only chance the dems have is to get him out and bring in another idiot to push their plan.
He is in way over his head, and will take a long trip and not come back. Nothing presidential about him.
Zips
yup... no $500 haircut... speaks in articulate, complete sentances... and is a little dark to be "presidential"
Sentences...
DavidC
thanks Dick... oh sorry, that was Dave
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2030637/posts
This motherfucker's economic policies are so bad, he even killed Steve Jobs.
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+1... I'm still laughing...
That's the ZH post of the day...
He's wearing his signature vein-blue tie. Dickhead.
Brilliant amateur. Thats the best description I've heard.
He's an empty suit that got in WAY over his head. And WTF is he talking about "growth has slowed." What growth????
Can't be impeached fast enough...
yes Mr. President the bridges are, indeed, total shit especially that upcoming bridge from your Presidency to your re-election. Continue...
... or nevermind
"...pass my jobs (wealth redistribution) bill..."
"...raise taxes and reduce unemployment (for union labor) ..."
"...the economy is too fragile to do nothing (so let's raise taxes now)..."
"... this jobs bill will add 2 million new (union public sector) jobs ..."
"... 5.6% surtax (prosperity penalty) on income above $200K to pay for the new jobs..."
"... giving $850 billion to (TBTF) banks was the right thing to do..."
"...I will be hugely supportive of Banks..." (BAC + 5%)
"...Solyndra predates me (Bush did it) ..."
This is not about new jobs. It's about unions. None of these jobs will be non union.
And none of them will pay more than $7.25/hour.
That before or after the dues are siphoned off? Got to pay those kickbacks...
Mmmm, mmm, mmm!
It's raining FRNs, hallelujah!
It's raining FRNs!
My goodness this world is silly!
STOP POINTING! GEEZ!
Look closer; first his thumb rises slowly and just before it's a 'thumbs up' then he sticks out his index finger, giving the reporter the buddy like, pistol point.
I'm surprised he isn't winking too.
Are you okay tarsubil? Did you forget your meds again?
Good point! I'm not on any medication! Look at me! I'm becoming JW in FL with all my exclamations! I can't believe he's still talking! AHHHHH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ItxVWTikGI
<------- >10 Obama says Pass This Jobs Bill, Bitchez
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Excuse me, but where is the goofy picture you always put up? You know the one with the cheesy smile and all ears? Without that pic, I started to think for a second that I should watch this.
this is a fav
http://remarkz.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/obama.jpg
LOL~!
"Right now! I just found out people are really hurting, this is news to me. We must act now. Pass my re-distribute the wealth jobs bill. Remember, I only heard of the UE problem a few weeks ago. So none of this is my fault. Jobs, green jobs, bridges, roads, Michelle, schools, the children. No more games blahblah blahblahblah"
An Illegal Alien, a Muslim and a Communist walk into a Bar, the bartender asks... What can I get you Mr. President....
Gimme a fifth of Louis XIV, and put it on my tab.
edit:
On second thought... put it on America's tab. Bwahahaha!!!
i see they're running reruns of barack obama again.
oops, my bad. i guess it's live.
hard to tell.
The fact that we live in a society that thinks the president could or should create jobs is disgusting. This country is becoming socialist. I suggest you buy gold or silver. Premiums are still low.
https://www.texmetals.com/gold-coins/gold-canadian-maples.html
Is TexMetals a good dealer? Their prices seem pretty good.
yes, they are. :-D
You're obviously a shill for Kaspar Texas Metals... Jason Kaspar is that you?
this Obama is such a bore............i always enjoy listening to Homeboy Obama more
dontcha mean ' listenin ' ?
Liz-nen.
Someone give this question asker a political position!!!
he's building roads + bridges again.
We're on a road to nowhere.
good song, that
It is happy meals for the states. The states are crying. The fed feeds it more cash and gets more control. It will cost 2 billion to fix one pothole, because the money will never get on the street. ANd maybe the states where the AG does not settle with fraud from BAC, et. al., get no cash at all. It wouldn't surprizzze me in the least.
Happy Meals, bitchezz.
Middle East Unrest drove up oil prices? And QE is deflationary?
Someone should ask him why gasoline is over $3 a gallon when oil has dropped to $80ish a barrel. What high oil prices?
Is he talking about Steve Jobs or the JOBS we all would like to have?
why does no one comment on the wizzle when he speakzz
Very annoying isn't it? I noticed in the recent past but I don't think he had this problem when he was campaigning.
when he has the homeboy accent turned on it isn't there y'all
"I have gone out of my way to work with Republicans to find common ground." HAH! Joke of the day
Perhaps that is another slip o' the tongue. Behind doors they indeed agree on one thing, how to keep the status quo going at the expense of us all. To think otherwise is to believe wrestling on TV is real.
No shots challenge?
I survived Trichet's "price stabeeleetee" speech earlier this morning. The day is young, the Jager is cold!
11 days until Black Monday II
Oof. The last (and only) time I started the day with Jager I...shit...I have no idea how that day went. Next day was pretty ugly though.
Cmon guys he might announce that he is defaulting on the debt and bringing back a gold standard.
Yeah and he'll then proceed to trot out his Skittle shitting Unicorn named Hope.
The economy isn't weaker. It's just not pumped up on recored 4th quarter 2010 stock ipo's.
GROWTH HAS SLOWED? WTF is this man smoking? Debt ceiling DEBACLE? IMPEACH HIM! Every (paid under the table) independent economist has taken a look at this... Please. Gone out of his way to WORK with Republicans? I need a drink. It's 5 PM somewhere.
I can't watch this, I keep throwing up in my mouth and thinking about how jacked up my kids futures are. 30 years of mis management, Thanks Mom & Dad for passing this on. Lately I have been encouraging my sons to start thinking about living abroad, I suspect that they will some day.
rAwGH
YaauGh
BWAughk
OPEN MULTIPLE TABS AND LISTEN! got echo?
My name is Barack Hussein Obama, but please, call me Barry...I can afford a tax increase (so long as I can still play golf 5 times a week)...I can pay my fair share...
SNARC: Also the banks have the right to charge what ever fees they want but it is bad practice. We need a consumer protection advocate to make sure the banks charge fair fees for the ability manage you money online, via ATMs and have instant access anywhere in the world. That should be free. You should not have to pay 5 month. You should not have to go to a local credit union. You should not have to pull out an extra $60 in cash when you make your ATM transaction so you dont have to do it again next week.
I mean think about how the government does our banking. We have a 60,000 page tax code that the average citezen spends 40 hours per year completing. You dont have to have pay $5 to get a good tax attorney. Look at my secretary of tresury. He does his own taxes. Thats how things should be done.
</ teleprompter in cheif >
so.....the Arab Spring is the reason why gas prices went up? really? why were they high before the Arab Spring and why haven't they come down? weeeeellllllllllll, i think the marekt knows the answer to that one.
Take from one group of people, give to another group of people, more spending, and prosper....
He keeps saying game playing....like Solyndra? Too fast too furious?
Here's a novel idea -- ground your wife Michele and tell her no more extravagant tax payer funded vacations to Africa, Spain, India and that will pay for the jobs bill
Take one buck down and pass it around...and we'll break some fucking windows, some windows, so we can rebuild the windows....
Someone needs to tell him Repub and Dems are the same party .
"The biggest problem in unemployment is the public sector."
HERE we go!
Yeah! More taxes, more free $$$$$, more teachers, more cops to beat up peaceful protestors, more drone-pilots, yeah!
We are so FUBAR.
It’s the biggest problem because he can't comprehend it so he can never help fix it.
Christ, you can't drive anywhere without seeing new road construction already. We will have the best highways in the world and nobody using them because were broke.
You obviously don't live in Michigan, cause "best roads" would NEVER come out of your mouth. Dirt roads in Jamaica are better than our paved highways.
BUT, we already got billions in Obamamoney for Michigan roads. They went to work repaving the same damn roads we just paved a few years back.
The rest of them get some tar to fill in holes the size of Buicks.
And I get your point, but not ALL roads are "best," not by far.
Has Obama turned into a Dalek just there?
Yet another live version of the movie Groundhog Day.
on another note, Congress is passing on up the China currency bill...Operation Full Retard is a go!
I stopped hating on Obama years ago.
What a hapless press conference.
More sunshine needs to be put on the fellow travelers in politics, media and banking that write speeches for this dude.
Its clear they are going to lump more pressure on him from Solyndra and Fast and Furious.
Will he abdicate to Hillary? Will there even be a election in 2012?
I have had the feeling for sometime there would not be any elections in 2012. After the stories than ran in the past week, it seems the idea is being brought up by some Dems... Just sayn'
I've maintained for some time now that we have seen our last election. Not that they mattered much to begin with. But now I believe that we have our dear leader for life.
Voting on the first Tuesday in November with a ballot or a bullet. It's their choice.
Finally a reason for the markets to drop!
If this plan works flawlessly, it is designed to spend about $210,526.32 per job ($400 Billion to create the 1.9 million jobs He says it will create)
yeah you "keep on goin" BHO. Right out the door..
and take the rest of the sh* out with you.
The right leader at the right time...NOT
SAY YOUR FUCKING I-N-G, YOU MORON! AGGHHHHHHHHAGHHHHAGRGBL!
Settle down.
This whole yelling thing is spreading!!!
"class warfare!" squeals the pig as he steals another billion.
Someday we're gonna look back on all of this...and cry.
already there.
the "Not My Fault" president.
Way to step up..
So, He is not talking the talk. HE IS TELEPROMPTING THE TELEPROMPT!!!
Shut the fuck up! I'm tired of this mother fuckers free campaign platform. For cripes sake after this guy is done we will need to take boats to Cuba.
Is this Buffet tax on net or gross? (not that either option is fair)
BANKsters are up, even MS is up. Must be more wired money in the air.
Hmmmm,that's odd, the word "Solar" not appearing in Opromptor's word cloud...
Thank you, President Obama, for restoring the anger of the people. We needed to wake up, and it took a communist like you to do it.
We'll take if from here - you go play some more golf.
Please change your nic to "Dumb Okie". Thanks.
That's a good one. Think that up yourself?
oh fck now he hijacks OccupyWallStreet
Were you really so naive as to think this wasn't an Obama astroturfing operation all along?
LOL! OccupyWallStreet is portrayed by the MSM as a pro-Obama crowd! That can't be!
I can feel sympathy for the occupy WS people. But you know what pisses me off about them? Not a single one of em was bitching when they qualified for a house in 2004 and sold it in 2007 for $100,000 profit.
That bubble and credit crisis required nationwide participation and people refuse to accept responsibility. I remember people driving around in hummers with two homes full of flat screen t.vs and they weaving baskets twice a week for work. No bullshit I remember reading in the WS about a Mariachi Dancer whom qualified for a $500,000 mortgage (you really think he thought he could afford that)
This playing victim shit is really getting old.
+1 Agree, wholeheartedly...
Now Obama is talking about fraud on WS. What about the fraud that was occuring on Main Street? Yea, people were misrepresenting their income, assets, the whole 9 yards to get qualified for loans.
And lecturing on fraud while Solyndra and Too fast Too furious are still on the front burner is the new killing it.
The banks had control of the process. It is called underwriting. They could have stopped the whole bubble in its tracks, but that wouldn't have been profitable. Ask me about a NINJA loan, and I will tell you your out of your mind to lend anyone even a nickel without verifying income, employment, credit scores, etc. Bob would you lend your 2.4 million dollars to me based on a liar loan. If not why did the captains of finance lend so much?
The fed and the gov were all in on the 3 card monte moral hazard. As Bob mentioned, the insitutions and individuals (banking or investment) who did not want to play were quickly and forcibly aquired using benny buck by the ones that would play ball. Drink the Kool-aid or else.
The comminuty re-investment act without glass stegal was one of those first four really bad horses in the old book. Not the unicorn shitting skittles that people think the clinton and bush II years were.
No I wouldn't. On the same tolken I wouldn't lie on my loan application (which was RAMPANT) that's why they were called liar loans because the people whom were taking out the loans were providing fradulent information. I also wouldn't take out a jumbo mortgage if I was working at Mcdonalds either because I would know I wouldn't be able to pay it back with the income I was earning. You also had 'home flippers' buying 7,8,9 houses at a time just to sell them in a year (yea and they made millions doing that)
I'm not saying WS had no part of this, don't get me wrong here. I'm saying that EVERYONE participated in the scam. When I say everyone I mean mortgagees, lenders, real-estate agents, apprasiers, bankers, politicians, etc. Everyone had their hand in the pie and everyone enjoyed it while it lasted.
Like Gonzolo Lira said, Fuck it.
And people said WS got bailed out but not main street. Really?
There are people who have been living in their home for FOUR YEARS AND HAVEN'T MADE A MORTGAGE PAYMENT
http://www.google.com/search?gcx=c&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=havent+paid+mortgage+in+3+years
If your mortgage payment is a paltry $2,000 over 4 years that's $100,000. If you have a payment of say $4,000 that's almost $200,000.
I don't disagree with you on this issue. It was just bad policy all the way around.
"why did the captains of finance lend so much?"
Its called the Community Reinvestment Act. Look it up.
Thanks for the education. Sniff Sniff now I feel sorry for those poor bankers.
why would you be "pissed" over such an assinine assumption... shouldn't you save all that time and energy for fudging your paper-trading account?
So these new jobs that will be created will cost over $240k per job...awesome.
No wonder why this country is in better shape than Europe. /sarc off
And closing this window...
Mo Money, Mo Money and Mo Money!
"We need a strong financial sector."
Does he really need to say any more?
How about, "I resign effective immediately"
Even Obama speaks about Wall street protests on press question which are spreading through out US. But none you will read on Bloomberg, CNBC and still nothing on ZeroHedge to promote and make them bigger,why Tyler?
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