Watch Merkozy Cracking Up Following Question If Italy Can Implement Reforms

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Sun, 10/23/2011 - 19:56 | 1802976 Ahmeexnal
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Merkel the Hutt should be lynched.  So should her sidekick the zark.

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 22:54 | 1803308 gmj
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Isn't that Sarkozy on the scooter?

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 23:35 | 1803355 SGS
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"Morgan Stanley estimates net issuance should total 35 billion euros per year in 2012-2013,"

I thought we were referring to this dump as Margin Stanley from now on.

Mon, 10/24/2011 - 12:33 | 1804750 ceilidh_trail
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Geetner in the driver seat??

Mon, 10/24/2011 - 00:50 | 1803467 acttang
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The picture is definitely off the point of the discussion, but it is REALLY hilariou. Look at the dude right next to the woman and his hand, I mean, c'mon...

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 20:39 | 1803074 Zero Govt
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Merkal i'm pretty sure will be lynched ...her support in Germany is already getting slaughtered, it's not far to go for those same voters to protest further than the ballot box

..and regards Sarkozy laughing at Italy this clucking vacuous French cock is also political French toast and everyone will surely have the last laugh on his shambolic unproductive reign

Lastly where is the UK in the bubble blowing chart above? Following 14 years of the most corrupt, incompetent and suicide socialist Labour Govt in British history we now have the same clucking cock of a pretend conservative just like Sarkozy in David 'call me twat' Cameron as a Prime Minister.

This Eaton socialist of a headless chicken has hiked taxes on the private sector when they least need it to further bailout the most bloated and stinkingly corrupt Westminster ever ..this waffling moron has already surpassed the most unpopular Tory PM of yesteryear, the huffing chuffer Edward Heath, in opinion polls.

Whichever way you look in any country the 'choice' seems to be between a pig with lipstick and flatulence and a turkey with small pocks and diarrhea... but you know however ugly this parade of the worlds village idiots are, there's the same bunch of banking and elite cartels behind them with their hands up their backsides

My how pretty this line-up (stitch-up?) of 'democracy' 

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 20:45 | 1803086 chump666
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"...aSarkozy laughing at Italy this clucking vacuous French cock is also political French toast and everyone will surely have the last laugh on his shambolic unproductive reign"

hahaha +1

 

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 21:15 | 1803122 d_senti
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US citizens suffer from US citizenism with cynicism, and it's all the fault of OWS secret communists. (50 links)

Sorry, just trying to head off AnAnon and Quixote before they get here.

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 21:29 | 1803152 goat
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Wow!  Just gotta say thanks.  Saved me some time.

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 21:25 | 1803144 Michael
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The most difficult lesson consumers will need to relearn is this;

Don't Buy Stuff YOU Can't Afford!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/1389/saturday-night-live-dont-buy-stuff?forums=1

We have a lot of work ahead of us to reteach the idiocracy the old better way of consumerism.

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 22:57 | 1803318 gmj
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Poverty is an effective teacher.

Mon, 10/24/2011 - 05:15 | 1803635 Element
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The world is going to get a crash-course in living frugally, plus an unexpected philosophical tune-up (to cope with it all)

There used to be whole magazines devoted to frugality, and to raising the family accordingly, using things called "hand-me-downs" and sewing machines, because it was ESSENTIAL to know this stuff, and to have a culture that was very well educated in all that stuff.

Then as families became more affluent and credit-cards took over, those sorts of magazines and that practical-culture gradually gave way to fashion, make-up and extravagant foods, and the cult of personality, an over-rated sense of sexual deviance and sensation, plus the torrent of pervasive drivel from mercilessly spoilt and overly-protected wanton idiots who never once got any real-world lessons they really need.

Well, ... all that old-fashioned frugality stuff is coming back at us in a big way, and it's going to get very brutal when people realize they don't kow how to live anymore.

Mon, 10/24/2011 - 07:56 | 1803740 Escapeclaws
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Good post and a blast of fresh air from the past. People get used to being covered with slime and come to regard that as normal over time. Wake up call shortly.

Mon, 10/24/2011 - 01:10 | 1803493 css1971
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That doesn't work either. That just makes it collapse earlier.

Say it after me people:

Fractional Reserve Banking means there is always more debt than money. There will always be a bust.

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 22:56 | 1803313 gmj
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Sounds like a Monty Python quote.

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 22:45 | 1803297 Buck Johnson
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It's gallows humor, they have to "look confident" in order to not scare the markets.  But they are scared because that is just to much debt.  Also Britian is acting like Spain and Belgium a year and a half ago.  They where quiet and saying everything is okay but then one day they need help.

Mon, 10/24/2011 - 01:06 | 1803486 css1971
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The difference between the euro and the dollar and pound is simply that with the dollar and pound you can print to pump the next inflation cycle. With the euro, you need the agreement of all the countries first which makes this more difficult.

Inflate or collapse. That simple. Europeans are choosing collapse at the moment.

You want sanity, you need a new monetary system.

Mon, 10/24/2011 - 03:42 | 1803603 fajensen
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You can print with the EUR too:

1) You set up a liquidity facility with the ECB where banks can repo any kind of OTC dreck that they wish as security for 1% EUR loans.

2) The 1% EUR loans are immediately used to buy treasury bonds, yielding 2-3% thus funding deficit spending and enriching banks at the expense of taxpayers and society as a whole.

3) Never question the quality of the "assets" nor the volume of "assets" deposited as security for the new loans - bad for "confidence" that.

That was "Plan A".

Now it seems that "they" will go for "Plan B": Engineer* a blowup and use it for a massive power-grab with Bussels assuming dictatorial powers over all of the EU member states financing - "Plan A" was to buy time while the legislation was drafted. 

*) Not much to engineer - there is too much debt to carry anyway. 

Mon, 10/24/2011 - 07:39 | 1803711 Escapeclaws
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Wow! Keep contributing, you are a regular Christopher Hitchens.  American does not have the same rich vocabulary as English. We don't have words like "huffing chuffer" and have to resort to obscenities to say the same thing.  Thanks for the Englsih lesson. Your point is well-taken too.

Mon, 10/24/2011 - 00:47 | 1803460 Dugald
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Cracking up?, hard to tell if was a smirk or a simper, but cracking up...not....

Bloody writers.........!

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 19:58 | 1802980 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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F**k it, who cares. Futures green... even though the EUR is down against the USD... so much for it being a proxy for the equity markets.

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 19:58 | 1802985 maxmad
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or red... but who cares...

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 20:29 | 1803052 navy62802
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That's ok. The longer it stays green, the easier it is to prepare for what we all know is coming. If we ever switched into the yellow zone, there would be far less latitude. So we'll have freedom of movement until the system just stops one day.

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 20:38 | 1803072 broke433
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Futures are green because it's tracking the Asian markets, which are currently covering their shorts and chasing gains in from prior Europe and US. Market action in Europe today should determine the mood for this week.

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 21:25 | 1803146 Prairie Fire
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This is fantastic news! Bullish oil, short gold, long the US dollar!!! Silver is going to take a cruel fisting!

I'll bet all the economic news this week (housing,jobs) will beat expectations!

We're going full retard into retail jerk off heaven, why would you want to stunt the consumer with the harsh reality of numerical facts is beyond me. Be a team player!

 

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 21:57 | 1803199 topcallingtroll
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Robo?

Is that you?

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 22:39 | 1803280 i-dog
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No. The satire is of a much higher standard ... even approaching that of MDB (though still not good enough to reel in the record numbers of indignant responders that MDB can achieve ... all he caught was you)!

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 19:56 | 1802981 jtmo3
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Ah, this must be why the futures are going green. Silly me for thinking reality would win out.

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 20:20 | 1803034 Nate H
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ever wonder if those with different world views might perfectly expect futures to be green during this period ?  (you should)

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 19:58 | 1802984 Kayman
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Gallows humor.  Will Italy survive the drop thru the trap door ?  Sure, sure....ha ha....

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 19:59 | 1802986 ultimate warrior
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I think it is called nervous laughter.  From Wikipedia, "Nervous laughter is laughter evoked from an audience's expression of embarrassment, alarm, or confusion, rather than amusement."

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 22:41 | 1803285 Fish Gone Bad
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I was watching some old tapes from the Nixon days, the fall of the USSR, and The War on Terror.  Anytime anyone was smiling or laughing, you now know that they were lying/trying to cover something up, buying time or just trying to deflect the question.

I always thought of nervous laughter as a bit of an ice breaker.  Now?  It is just fucking creepy.

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 23:01 | 1803321 gmj
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Why are they laughing?  If their idiot bankers had said NO, none of this would have happened.  It takes two to tango.

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 22:42 | 1803290 i-dog
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I think the look on Merkel's face said to Snarko: "He's your buddy ... you answer it!"

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 20:00 | 1802987 slewie the pi-rat
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does it feel like 1909?

or is it just me?

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 20:03 | 1802991 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Feels like plain old fashioned vanilla fascism to me.

 

 

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever."

... that's what it feels like to me.

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 20:56 | 1803104 NoClueSneaker
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ditto ... for 31 years ...

I kick my can down the road. Nice is something else.

 

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 21:10 | 1803112 CrazyCooter
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Wow. I was not only shocked by your comment, but I was equally shocked because I didn't remember it from Orwell's book after I looked it up.

Such is the nature of us humans ...

Time to brush up!

Regards,

Cooter

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 20:28 | 1803050 WonderDawg
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You're the only one here who was alive in 1909 to know what it felt like. But if you say so. Aye.

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 21:13 | 1803116 CrazyCooter
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You're the only one here who was alive in 1909 to know what it felt like. But if you say so. Aye.

Oh, the irony of your comment. Do you even realize what you said and/or what it means?

Regards,

Cooter

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 21:16 | 1803125 WonderDawg
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Not really, Cooter, I was just fucking with Slewie. Why don't you explain to me the irony.

Mon, 10/24/2011 - 00:00 | 1803393 CrazyCooter
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Well, sorry then. My big hang up these days is how we (as a collective) learn these lessons and forget them only to pay the price all over again.

I don't tend to see the "literary colors" others do ... I got this literal thing and tend to see things more "dry" than the average guy. I never figure it out until its too late in a lot of cases.

Sucks trying to date, that is for sure ...

Regards,

Cooter

Mon, 10/24/2011 - 07:41 | 1803716 WonderDawg
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Yeah, Cooter, if you read The Fourth Turning it offers some explanations why we (as a collective) repeat the same mistakes. Elliott Wave Theory offers what I consider to be the best explanation for why history rhymes.

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 20:32 | 1803059 Crumbles
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Because Gene Krupa and Leo Fender were both born in 1909? Bleriot flew the Channel?
Oh, I know - the NAACP was founded in 1909.
Duh!

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 20:59 | 1803107 NoClueSneaker
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Tele is an reference.

Me average fan of Leo.

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 21:17 | 1803126 Crumbles
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Telecaster OK but nothing like a Gibson Les Paul Studio [ :-}

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 20:03 | 1802992 Pretorian
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This is better , journalist during press conference ask Sarkozy "How do we know you are not lying this time" lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoapCbkm-eQ&feature=relmfu

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 21:16 | 1803124 IrritableBowels
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Guess I should brush up on my French...

Sun, 10/23/2011 - 21:19 | 1803133 CrazyCooter
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I really wish I learned Cajun French growing up ...

Regards,

Cooter

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