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Watch Obama Convey The Teleprompter's Thoughts On the S&P Downgrade Live
Update: the meeting scheduled for 1:00 pm has been delayed until 1:30 pm. Summary: "It's all the sandtrap at 18's fault"
The daily teleprompted appearance you have all been waiting for. Summary: "It's all S&P's fault"
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do they drop it another 100 points while his lips are moving just to send him a message
Lies, lies, and more lies. Obummer is head puppet of a failing system. Good luck with that.
he wouldn't dare tell those lies to bas ruiten
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8mBe0_Ha78
I hope this time instead of Soetoro, we will be greeted by "THIS IS JOHN GALT SPEAKING"
+1,000,000
Hopiumly, none of the strings controlling this Wall Street puppet break while he's reading the teleprompters thoughts.
Just read through the comments on the White House facebook page....
http://apps.facebook.com/whitehouselive/
Proof positive that 99.99% of the US population is still in the dark. They're still squawking about red vs. blue.......sad. U-S-A! U-S-A!
Do Something, Biatch!
Fix It Now, Biatch.
Or are the STREET RIOTS just a matter of course now???
Down goes JPM to -8.43% on the day. I want to see the -10% Trifecta this afternoon.
Current JPM:AG .872529 and falling.
He just blamed the weather.
My mother in law just got me a new bumper sticker...
It has a picture of the Teleprompter in Chief on it and reads, "Does this ass make my car look bigger?"
Gotta love mothers in law...
excellent way to survey. this is why the stock market will rally. the majority regard the present prices as bargains. As Marc Faber said on Friday, what happens next? A rally.
I bet the dow closes at -5% after the puppet speaks...
Damn I'm good. I'm a muther-fuckin' BOSS.
one o'clock equals one thirty when you are on c.p.t.
i stand corrected when you are on c.p.t. who fuckin knows what 1 o'clock means...
This guy was a no show since day one.
once the teleprompter is done addressing the banksta's an edited replay will be available for the proles
V's speech would do well too.
pods
hahaha
you just made my night.
coffee on the keyboard. but it's worth it.
Just a bunch more PPAC (Puns, Platitudes, anecdotes, and cliche's) with a side of "Its Bush's Fault."
As USUAL blames it on Congress..............none of it on their (Admins ) spending.We know who is PULLING the strings.
Took too long to get a deal..............hahahhahaaha
What a joke.
Lies, lies, and more lies.
There is a song for that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_AZBQEvhYc
Why does he believe he has the power to restore faith in markets? All evidence so far lies to the contrary.
Prediction: The market plunges *because* of whatever he says next. (Which will be inane).
Perhaps Barry is going to announce a D.C. dog-and-pony show -- modeled after the Liberty Bond tours during The Big One -- to remind the hoi polloi that it is their patriotic duty to buy GM shares ( which are hitting new 52-week/re-emergence from bankruptcy lows this session ).
You misunderstand. GM are not at 52-week lows, they are simply trading at a once-in-a-year opportunity price.
I just dusted off my collectible "DOW 10,000!" hat. (again)
More likely he'll announce a D.C. donkey show - modeled after the ones in Tijuana - to remind the hoi polloi that:
1) they're in the show, and
2) they're not the donkey.
That sounds like fun. Does that mean the Republicans do an elephant show?
In 17 months......
Maybe he resign. Must want to. He got snookered by Wall STreet.
You heard the one where the guy jumped the White House fence, but they caught him and made him give the speech, right?
He's one part of the Killer B's...Barack and Bernanke. When they speak, investors get killed.
In summary -
1. They have been saving our ass - it would have been way worse without their genius.
2. Obviously they don't have a spending problem - they have a perception problem
3. They will save us using their plan which they have been using the whole time (but can't tell us about) don't worry it's good
4. Anyone who still believes this isn't the biggest bunch of thieving crackheads ever is higher than they are
Delayed until 1:30pm.
They had to clean the BBQ sauce from his shirt and corner of his mouth.
A golf ball hit the teleprompter on the way to the 18th; Obama is inconsolable but otherwise unharmed.
He will issue a statement with regards to the teleprompter, as soon as it has been replaced.
Speechless?
Ah...he was infinitely tidying up his golf swing and had a little boo-boo with the official equipment for his speech.
Nah, I think Airforce One got delayed out of that 57th state BWAAAAA-HAAAAAA-HAAAAA LMFAO
Another 30 minutes of my life lost forever while waiting for the Messiah of USAA+.
I can't watch. HOpe someone can summarize as he speaks. Summarize as in say what is is not saying or should say or won't say.
JibberJabber, ............................ect........
I can't watch. HOpe someone can summarize as he speaks. Summarize as in say what is is not saying or should say or won't say.
Watch gold go higher every word the teleprompter tells him to say Bitchez!
Thar she blows 1717 and counting.
Odumas, " It wasn't me, I was at a birthday party"!
PPT is manning their terminals, 200 point pop inbound.
They do go on a buying frenzy every time this momo reads a prompter.
i know its strange
It's a little known fact that any economy can be fixed through a continuous issue of press releases. No other action is necessary.
For your enjoyment while you wait. I believe this says it all..... SNL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGlbRrF_Bas
1:30PM? I thought it was supposed to start at 1PM. What happened, did all 26 of his teleprompters break simultaneously?
Nah, they want to make sure that the bump lasts until the close.
Great avatar BTW.
pods
Let me guess? This whole mess was caused by the Tea Party right?
"Shit. Who leaked the script??!!"
Sad thing is, this is all scripted. And the Tyler's have been pointing it out for some time now .
Obama will time the bottom in stocks just like last time. He'll say "now looks like a perfect opportunity to buy stocks" and he will be right in the sheeps' eyes because when Bananacide comes out with the official QE3 announcement tomorrow, look out bears.
Fuck Barry Soetoro. Marxist piece of shit is destroying this country economically just as he intended to.
you got that right.
Conrad @ 13:03,
Bing-F-in-Go....................................this was the plan from DAY UNO.
I come for the headlines.
I stay for the comments.
Yep. +1
These clowns destroy the dollar with their lips.
*This. Should take a solid plunge.
Speech leaked in advance!
'Believing that fundamental conditions of the country are sound and that there is nothing in the business situation to warrant the destruction of values that has taken place on the exchanges during the past week, my son Timmah and I have for some days been purchasing sound common stocks.'
"Like my good friend Warren Buffet said recently, the USA in reality carries a quadruple AAAA rating." That is the signal: When Obama says that, the PPT pushes the BUY button.
I'm sure his countrymen in Kenya will keenly listen to his every word.
I guess the flight from Kenya was delayed?
this should sendgold higher, for every scroll of the teleprompter screen!
"President Obama Speaks to the press" is about right. Does he ever answer questions?
O only answers 'pre approved, pre screened, and definite softball' questions...
O is preaching to a choir of which we are not members.
Sorry...but that would require that he actually knows something.
Sandtrap? ... I thought I was bad
Hey Tyler, I asked you previously to name all of the modern Presidents who didn't use a teleprompter or written notes to give a speech. I'm still waiting for you answer on that. Thanks.
The difference between Odumbo and the others is that he uses it for everything; even for talking to preschoolers. Also, when he has to go off-script, he stutters and mumbles more than Bush. Obama is a mildly retarded, semi-robot figurehead - all hat, no cattle. That's the reason a large part of the American people like(d) him. He conforms to their ideals - which don't include substance.
He's a puppet, and the best puppets are incapable of thinking. He's a great puppet.
Wiki tells me the teleprompter was invented in 1950 and the first computer driven teleprompter was created in 1982. So all the presidents before 1950 at least.
So you figure they had their speeches memorized?
Could you please cite an example of Obama using a teleprompter for something like speaking to preschoolers? Just a link to a story would be fine.
are you retared? seems like mr obama..
here's link.. took me 2 secs..
jsut google 'http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2010/01/sad-obama-brings-teleprompter-to...'
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2010/01/sad-obama-brings-teleprompter-to...
alx
I'm not sure if I'm "retared". Is that a word?
Read the "update" at the bottom of the page you just linked to.
Red Alert - Scotty, divert all auxillary power to the forward deflect- a-promptors!
Before December 21, 2012, Obama will leave the roof of the White House on a helicopter bound for Kenya.
Sincere thanks for that mental picture.
why does he have to mess up the broadcast day with his presence? enough of his ugly mug on the jew toob.....
Denninger nails it here friends.
1/They Will Never Change: Vote Them Out.....
2/Uh Oh... AIG Intends To Sue BAC?.....
3/CONgress and Obama: You Own This.....
http://seenoevilspeaknoevilhearnoevil.blogspot.com/2011/08/they-will-nev...
****OT: Hilarious Upside Down 2 minute video.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Uju3t
Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-downgrade-video-2011-8#comment-4e40...
that idiot thinks that if we just get the right kind of people in there, that everything will work out. i am sorry. that is not the case and never was the case. it is over my friends. it is over now. there is no more time. there is no more money. face it. either we take care of business or we are screwed. denniger does not understand that the system is broken and cannot be fixed. he will never understand, just like he never has understood gold and silver. he is a dick and know it all prick and his my way or the highway, ways , have worn thin over the years. so screw douchinger.
I like Denninger's economic insights but find his politics very tedious. He has a "Catonian" view of the world in that no one is pure enough to be his president, any compromise from his dogma is reason for exile from his world, and so on.
Santelli of CNBC is funny. "The blame is coming in about 15 minutes".
And then he said, " Wawwen Buffet probably think's Berkshire should be rated quadruple A +" at which time the hosts cut him off.
I voted for Obama.
But he's a douche. Bush was a douche, too.
McCain was also a douche.
The problem?
They are all in the pockets of the mutli-nationals.
Fuck globalism in the ass.
But what's a boy to do?
http://geraldcelente.proboards.com
Don't vote for them then? Vote 3rd party?
But but but but, 3rd party candidates won't win so it's a waste of a vote!!!!
Spoken like a true sheep.
+14.5 Trl
Didn't YOU actually say that?
pods
I don't waste my votes - or my time - by voting.
In fact, I haven't used even one of my votes since 1984, when I started stashing them in the back of my sock drawer. I can trade the complete set for a 'Knuckles the Pig' Beanie Baby or .0001 d0llar cash value from the most recent USG redemption catalog... I'm still weighing my options.
If you voted for Obama please reappraise your thinking before doing another thing.
There are some serious flaws that need addressing.
Obama in 2012, Let Us Get the Party Started (Civil War Part Deux)
He is going to wrap the sheeple in the flag of exceptional amerika and the sheeple will luv him for it.
He butchers abroad and golfs at home.
A real amerikan this one.
no, he is a butcher on the golf courses here too.
[insert rimshot here]
What a poingnant observation.....Who will write these words of wisdom and will he blame the Tea Party?
for what it's worth...just covered...cheers!
will he use the word "inherited"?
will he mention Warren by name?
wil the equity market improve during the course of his remarks?
Great! A drinking game!!
Lemme guess, The butler did it!
It's Bush's fault. No, it's S&P's fault. I mean, it's the tea party's fault.
So who's next in the batter's box of blame?
more funnie
humor is the new money
The weather?
I was cracking a joke and it turns out I was right!
Just had his birthday party - couldn't someone have given him a damn watch?
Preferrably a retirement watch.
Paging Rick Deckard. Please pickup a white courtesy phone.
Nah, he's just a sock puppet. Replicants don't need teleprompters.
My fellow Americans,
It has become increasingly obvious that the current level of spending and debt is no longer sustainable and we are paying the price. America is bankrupt and there's no other option than to reset the system by letting the to big to fail banks fail, abolish the Federal Reserve, and bring the power of issuing currency back to the people.
....UGH.... Sheet, somebody hacked muh teleprompta from da internets! Uhhh, I mean da Euro problemz be to blame, muddafuggaz. Ahs done nuffings. We be increasin' spendin' and shit.
Somebody do sumfin!!!!!
too funnie
we can hope
besttttttttttttt
Nasdaq
down a hundred pts
4%...
in preparation
of the puppet prompter ...
We have nothing to fear but... well,
me.
I won't listen to his toxic talk, but I can't wait to read the reports of how he reacts to random London-like rioting and looting when it starts up in the u.s.: at some point continuing to say 'everything is fine' will be preposterous. Maybe it'll transform to 'Everything is fine with our riot control programs in all the major cities'.
When it starts happening in the US??
Have you not noticed all the Negro-themed flash mobs, flash robs, and assorted rumbles at various festivals around the country this year??
Obama's speech leaked.
Ladies and gentlemen today's tragicomedy in the global financial markets is a sharp reminder of why your assholes are so sore from all the buttfucking we, the ruling class, have administered to you over the last several decades.
But I promiss you, its all coming to an end soon--no pun intended.
I have just signed an executive order requriing Ben Bernanke to melt down all the gold in Fort Knox so that it may be crafted into Mr. T starter kit necklaces for distribution to every man, woman, and child in the country.
Its time to spread the wealth and adopt a new mantra for the coming year.
"I pity the fool!"
cutting edge humor..
thanx hedge bytches
We've got flash mobs at county fairs in upper midwest, who's cares about London.
what if he announces, all your gold now belong to us? but you get this certificate. bullish for gold?
s/p is breaking 1150........... watch out
next suport is 1050........... benny, where're you bro? at such speed by cristmas
we wont have stock market at all,,,
suckers
alx
Haven't had a stock market for the last 3 years, minimum.
We do have this lovely Wall St. casino for your entertainment pleasures. Please place your bets.
No wonder Vegas is a ghost town!
and then their are always the winners:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2023809/Did-George-Soros-win-10-...
New equity lows, and you can easily compare the 4-6% sector wreckage here:
http://stockcharts.com/def/servlet/Favorites.CServlet?obj=msummary&cmd=show,iday[Y]&disp=SXA
As far as PMs go it is perhaps time to begin consideration of lead as well as gold. I prefer mine in .308 denominations. Just a thought.
Little John, the police seem overwhelmed in some places:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44055812/ns/world_news-europe/
http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-647754
I think that - just maybe - this time realy is different and I'm a little scared. Oh well the rodeo is near, time to cowboy up buckeroos
I am proud to say that I have never listened to or read a word he said.
I didn't for the first two years. Now I'll listen for under a minute just to laugh-no more than that though, too much bullshit.
God that Obama face is a riot ...... almost as good as the "deer in the headlights"
Anybody find it odd that the Teleprompter was supposed to speak @ 12:00PM Central and then it was delayed until after the Comex close ?
Somthin up ?
They’re waiting for Bush to make a cameo appearance and tell it like only he can; “This suckers going down”.
The Administration needed a little extra time to lay into their GLD and SLV options...via the JPM trading desk.
Tiger's ex-caddie to join Obama administration's economic team.
fore more
not...
Tyler tweeted this six minutes after you did.
The Propaganda President, the media-anointed Charlatan in Chief, speaks again!
No thanks! I've heard enough lies for 10 lifetimes from the Deceiver in Chief!
Where will the TOTUS pace the blame?
Poor form with the sand wedge.
Get some lessons already O'neverneedtoyellfore!
honorable hedge bytches
you guys [ girls too ]
have stepped the humor up
a few hundred bps today
some of the stuff is just pure gold ..
no wonder gold prices are soaring ...
bring it if ya got it ...
O blah blah blah ma.
WWACOD
What Would A Community Organizer Do...
Thank God Obama is highly educated and experienced...and of course does not speak with a Negro dilect....
I'd like to see the teleprompter dodge a shoe.....
He wont even have to dodge an uncomfortable question from the pre-screened A-list synchophant "press" corps.
As it turns out the SP was infiltrated by Al-Queda operatives in an attempt to cripple our economy.
Check this live feed out from the United Kingdom.
The Riots are getting bigger !
Live
http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article13437854.ab
SPEYATCH FROM THE WTF¿ HOUSE!
wow this obummer is beyond FOS!
someone throw some rotten shit at him and shut him the fuck up! Or better yet let him BS everyone and let the markets crash.
The blame game - you got it totally right TD.
Comedy gold in just a few minutes.