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Watch Obama Convey The Teleprompter's Thoughts On the S&P Downgrade Live

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Update: the meeting scheduled for 1:00 pm has been delayed until 1:30 pm. Summary: "It's all the sandtrap at 18's fault"

The daily teleprompted appearance you have all been waiting for. Summary: "It's all S&P's fault"

 

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Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:01 | 1537859 Seasmoke
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do they drop it another 100 points while his lips are moving just to send him a message

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:02 | 1537868 nope-1004
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Lies, lies, and more lies.  Obummer is head puppet of a failing system.  Good luck with that.

 

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:04 | 1537883 bigdumbnugly
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he wouldn't dare tell those lies to bas ruiten

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8mBe0_Ha78

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:09 | 1537920 Ahmeexnal
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I hope this time instead of Soetoro, we will be greeted by "THIS IS JOHN GALT SPEAKING"

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:11 | 1537935 mtomato2
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+1,000,000

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:26 | 1538021 Pure Evil
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Hopiumly, none of the strings controlling this Wall Street puppet break while he's reading the teleprompters thoughts.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:31 | 1538085 Haywood Jablowme
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Just read through the comments on the White House facebook page....

http://apps.facebook.com/whitehouselive/

Proof positive that 99.99% of the US population is still in the dark. They're still squawking about red vs. blue.......sad. U-S-A! U-S-A!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:40 | 1538144 BaBaBouy
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Do Something, Biatch!

 

Fix It Now, Biatch.

 

Or are the STREET RIOTS just a matter of course now???

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:47 | 1538204 fuu
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Down goes JPM to -8.43% on the day. I want to see the -10% Trifecta this afternoon.

 

Current JPM:AG .872529 and falling.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:58 | 1538312 bankrupt JPM bu...
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He just blamed the weather.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:51 | 1538235 HoofHearted
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My mother in law just got me a new bumper sticker...

It has a picture of the Teleprompter in Chief on it and reads, "Does this ass make my car look bigger?"

Gotta love mothers in law...

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 16:41 | 1539237 IQ 145
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excellent way to survey. this is why the stock market will rally. the majority regard the present prices as bargains. As Marc Faber said on Friday, what happens next? A rally.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:34 | 1538089 Haywood Jablowme
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I bet the dow closes at -5% after the puppet speaks...

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 18:35 | 1539747 Haywood Jablowme
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"I bet the dow closes at -5% after the puppet speaks..."

Damn I'm good. I'm a muther-fuckin' BOSS.

 

 

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:44 | 1538074 smlbizman
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one o'clock equals one thirty when you are on c.p.t.

 

 

i stand corrected when you are on c.p.t. who fuckin knows what 1 o'clock means...

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:48 | 1538208 Henry Chinaski
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This guy was a no show since day one.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:48 | 1538214 Raynja
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once the teleprompter is done addressing the banksta's an edited replay will be available for the proles

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:27 | 1538053 pods
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V's speech would do well too.

pods

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 16:53 | 1539318 Reptil
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hahaha
you just made my night.

coffee on the keyboard. but it's worth it.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:48 | 1538216 Smiley
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Just a bunch more PPAC (Puns, Platitudes, anecdotes, and cliche's) with a side of "Its Bush's Fault."

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:57 | 1538292 DosZap
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As USUAL blames it on Congress..............none of it on their (Admins ) spending.We know who is PULLING the strings.

Took too long to get a deal..............hahahhahaaha

What a joke.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 14:46 | 1538424 malalingua
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Lies, lies, and more lies.

There is a song for that.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_AZBQEvhYc

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:10 | 1537924 Popo
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Why does he believe he has the power to restore faith in markets?   All evidence so far lies to the contrary.

Prediction:   The market plunges *because* of whatever he says next.  (Which will be inane).

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:21 | 1538010 Don Birnam
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Perhaps Barry is going to announce a D.C. dog-and-pony show -- modeled after the Liberty Bond tours during The Big One -- to remind the hoi polloi that it is their patriotic duty to buy GM shares ( which are hitting new 52-week/re-emergence from bankruptcy lows this session ).

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:26 | 1538041 EscapeKey
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You misunderstand. GM are not at 52-week lows, they are simply trading at a once-in-a-year opportunity price.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:44 | 1538185 TomJoad
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I just dusted off my collectible "DOW 10,000!" hat. (again)

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:28 | 1538069 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Perhaps Barry is going to announce a D.C. dog-and-pony show -- modeled after the Liberty Bond tours during The Big One -- to remind the hoi polloi that it is their patriotic duty to buy GM shares

More likely he'll announce a D.C. donkey show - modeled after the ones in Tijuana - to remind the hoi polloi that:

1) they're in the show, and

2) they're not the donkey.

 

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:40 | 1538148 malikai
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That sounds like fun. Does that mean the Republicans do an elephant show?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:51 | 1538234 Translational Lift
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In 17 months......

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:43 | 1538172 whstlblwr
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Maybe he resign. Must want to. He got snookered by Wall STreet.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:48 | 1538218 toady
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You heard the one where the guy jumped the White House fence, but they caught him and made him give the speech, right?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:44 | 1538180 John Rotten
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He's one part of the Killer B's...Barack and Bernanke. When they speak, investors get killed.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 15:23 | 1538591 Conchy Joe
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In summary -

1. They have been saving our ass - it would have been way worse without their genius.

2. Obviously they don't have a spending problem - they have a perception problem

3. They will save us using their plan which they have been using the whole time (but can't tell us about) don't worry it's good

4. Anyone who still believes this isn't the biggest bunch of thieving crackheads ever is higher than they are

 

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:01 | 1537860 slaughterer
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Delayed until 1:30pm.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:03 | 1537867 LoneStarHog
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They had to clean the BBQ sauce from his shirt and corner of his mouth.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:18 | 1537983 nonclaim
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A golf ball hit the teleprompter on the way to the 18th; Obama is inconsolable but otherwise unharmed.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:22 | 1538014 EscapeKey
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He will issue a statement with regards to the teleprompter, as soon as it has been replaced.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:36 | 1538120 agNau
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Speechless?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:50 | 1538226 John Rotten
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Ah...he was infinitely tidying up his golf swing and had a little boo-boo with the official equipment for his speech.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:17 | 1537989 Haywood Jablowme
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Nah, I think Airforce One got delayed out of that 57th state BWAAAAA-HAAAAAA-HAAAAA LMFAO

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:20 | 1538006 slaughterer
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Another 30 minutes of my life lost forever while waiting for the Messiah of USAA+. 

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:30 | 1538075 US Uncut
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I can't watch. HOpe someone can summarize as he speaks. Summarize as in say what is is not saying or should say or won't say.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 14:00 | 1538334 Translational Lift
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JibberJabber, ............................ect........

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:30 | 1538076 US Uncut
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I can't watch. HOpe someone can summarize as he speaks. Summarize as in say what is is not saying or should say or won't say.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:02 | 1537863 Doyle Hargraves
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Watch gold go higher every word the teleprompter tells him to say Bitchez!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 14:02 | 1538352 Tremain
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Thar she blows 1717 and counting.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:02 | 1537865 Lndmvr
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Odumas, " It wasn't me, I was at a birthday party"!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:03 | 1537870 the not so migh...
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PPT is manning their terminals, 200 point pop inbound.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:11 | 1537933 Iriestx
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They do go on a buying frenzy every time this momo reads a prompter.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:12 | 1537946 the not so migh...
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i know its strange

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:23 | 1538025 EscapeKey
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It's a little known fact that any economy can be fixed through a continuous issue of press releases. No other action is necessary.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:03 | 1537872 PlausibleDenial
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For your enjoyment while you wait.  I believe this says it all..... SNL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGlbRrF_Bas

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:03 | 1537873 flaunt
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1:30PM?  I thought it was supposed to start at 1PM.  What happened, did all 26 of his teleprompters break simultaneously?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:29 | 1538070 pods
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Nah, they want to make sure that the bump lasts until the close.

Great avatar BTW.

pods

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:03 | 1537875 tahoebumsmith
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Let me guess? This whole mess was caused by the Tea Party right?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:18 | 1537894 Larry Darrell
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"Shit.  Who leaked the script??!!"

 

Sad thing is, this is all scripted.  And the Tyler's have been pointing it out for some time now .

Obama will time the bottom in stocks just like last time.  He'll say "now looks like a perfect opportunity to buy stocks" and he will be right in the sheeps' eyes because when Bananacide comes out with the official QE3 announcement tomorrow, look out bears.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:03 | 1537876 Conrad Murray
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Fuck Barry Soetoro. Marxist piece of shit is destroying this country economically just as he intended to.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:07 | 1537906 Vergeltung
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you got that right.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:13 | 1537954 DosZap
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Conrad @ 13:03,

Bing-F-in-Go....................................this was the plan from DAY UNO.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:04 | 1537877 ForWhomTheTollBuilds
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I come for the headlines.

 

I stay for the comments.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:12 | 1537949 mtomato2
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Yep. +1

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:04 | 1537881 SumSUN
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These clowns destroy the dollar with their lips.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:06 | 1537892 The Shootist
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*This. Should take a solid plunge.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:05 | 1537885 machineh
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Speech leaked in advance!

'Believing that fundamental conditions of the country are sound and that there is nothing in the business situation to warrant the destruction of values that has taken place on the exchanges during the past week, my son Timmah and I have for some days been purchasing sound common stocks.'

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:19 | 1537994 slaughterer
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"Like my good friend Warren Buffet said recently, the USA in reality carries a quadruple AAAA rating."  That is the signal: When Obama says that, the PPT pushes the BUY button. 

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:05 | 1537886 The Shootist
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I'm sure his countrymen in Kenya will keenly listen to his every word.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:05 | 1537887 Thomas Jefferson
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I guess the flight from Kenya was delayed?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:06 | 1537893 Vergeltung
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this should sendgold higher, for every scroll of the teleprompter screen!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:06 | 1537895 JLee2027
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"President Obama Speaks to the press" is about right. Does he ever answer questions?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:12 | 1537939 Snidley Whipsnae
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O only answers 'pre approved, pre screened, and definite softball' questions...

O is preaching to a choir of which we are not members.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:13 | 1537953 Mactheknife
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Sorry...but that would require that he actually knows something.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:07 | 1537902 Bear
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Sandtrap? ... I thought I was bad

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:07 | 1537904 chet
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Hey Tyler, I asked you previously to name all of the modern Presidents who didn't use a teleprompter or written notes to give a speech.  I'm still waiting for you answer on that.  Thanks.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:19 | 1537995 Coke and Hookers
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The difference between Odumbo and the others is that he uses it for everything; even for talking to preschoolers. Also, when he has to go off-script, he stutters and mumbles more than Bush. Obama is a mildly retarded, semi-robot figurehead - all hat, no cattle. That's the reason a large part of the American people like(d) him. He conforms to their ideals - which don't include substance.

He's a puppet, and the best puppets are incapable of thinking. He's a great puppet.

 

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:33 | 1538099 Global Hunter
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Wiki tells me the teleprompter was invented in 1950 and the first computer driven teleprompter was created in 1982.  So all the presidents before 1950 at least.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:45 | 1538187 chet
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So you figure they had their speeches memorized?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:46 | 1538194 chet
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Could you please cite an example of Obama using a teleprompter for something like speaking to preschoolers?  Just a link to a story would be fine.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:51 | 1538243 alexwest
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:56 | 1538288 chet
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I'm not sure if I'm "retared".  Is that a word?

Read the "update" at the bottom of the page you just linked to.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:07 | 1537905 James T. Kirk
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Red Alert - Scotty, divert all auxillary power to the forward deflect- a-promptors!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:07 | 1537910 BeetJuice
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Before December 21, 2012, Obama will leave the roof of the White House on a helicopter bound for Kenya.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:19 | 1537997 Little John
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Sincere thanks for that mental picture.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:07 | 1537911 High Plains Drifter
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why does he have to mess up the broadcast day with his presence?  enough of his ugly mug on the jew toob.....

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:08 | 1537915 Arch Duke Ferdinand
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Denninger nails it here friends.

1/They Will Never Change: Vote Them Out.....

2/Uh Oh... AIG Intends To Sue BAC?.....

3/CONgress and Obama: You Own This.....

http://seenoevilspeaknoevilhearnoevil.blogspot.com/2011/08/they-will-nev...

****OT: Hilarious Upside Down 2 minute video.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Uju3t

Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-downgrade-video-2011-8#comment-4e40...

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:27 | 1538060 High Plains Drifter
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that idiot thinks that if we just get the right kind of people in there, that everything will work out. i am sorry. that is not the case and never was the case. it is over my friends. it is over now. there is no more time. there is no more money. face it. either we take care of business or we are screwed.  denniger does not understand that the system is broken and cannot be fixed. he will never understand, just like he never has understood gold and silver. he is a dick and know it all prick and his my way or the highway, ways , have worn thin over the years. so screw douchinger.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 15:38 | 1538690 ElvisDog
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I like Denninger's economic insights but find his politics very tedious. He has a "Catonian" view of the world in that no one is pure enough to be his president, any compromise from his dogma is reason for exile from his world, and so on.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:09 | 1537917 robertocarlos
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Santelli of CNBC is funny. "The blame is coming in about 15 minutes".

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:12 | 1537951 The Shootist
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And then he said, " Wawwen Buffet probably think's Berkshire should be rated quadruple A +" at which time the hosts cut him off.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:11 | 1537919 oobrien
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I voted for Obama.

But he's a douche.  Bush was a douche, too.

McCain was also a douche.

The problem?

They are all in the pockets of the mutli-nationals.

Fuck globalism in the ass.

But what's a boy to do?

http://geraldcelente.proboards.com

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:13 | 1537947 drink or die
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Don't vote for them then?  Vote 3rd party? 

But but but but, 3rd party candidates won't win so it's a waste of a vote!!!!

 

Spoken like a true sheep.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:26 | 1538040 papaswamp
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+14.5 Trl

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:32 | 1538091 pods
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Didn't YOU actually say that?

pods

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 15:57 | 1538827 Race Car Driver
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I don't waste my votes - or my time - by voting.

In fact, I haven't used even one of my votes since 1984, when I started stashing them in the back of my sock drawer. I can trade the complete set for a 'Knuckles the Pig' Beanie Baby or .0001 d0llar cash value from the most recent USG redemption catalog... I'm still weighing my options.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:47 | 1538203 RingToneDeaf
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If you voted for Obama please reappraise your thinking before doing another thing.

There are some serious flaws that need addressing.

Obama in 2012, Let Us Get the Party Started (Civil War Part Deux)

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:09 | 1537921 karzai_luver
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He is going to wrap the sheeple in the flag of exceptional amerika and the sheeple will luv him for it.

He butchers abroad and golfs at home.

 

A real amerikan this one.

 

 

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:23 | 1538023 bigdumbnugly
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no, he is a butcher on the golf courses here too.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:37 | 1538128 Uncle Remus
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[insert rimshot here]

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:09 | 1537922 Da Frog
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What a poingnant observation.....Who will write these words of wisdom and will he blame the Tea Party?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:10 | 1537929 caerus
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for what it's worth...just covered...cheers!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:10 | 1537930 anynonmous
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will he use the word "inherited"?

will he mention Warren by name?

wil the equity market improve during the course of his remarks?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:40 | 1538140 JohnG
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Great!  A drinking game!!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:11 | 1537931 Sophist Economicus
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Lemme guess, The butler did it!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:12 | 1537938 DonnieD
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It's Bush's fault. No, it's S&P's fault. I mean, it's the tea party's fault.

So who's next in the batter's box of blame?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:18 | 1537991 mt paul
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more funnie

humor is the new money

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:24 | 1538031 MsCreant
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The weather?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 19:54 | 1540006 MsCreant
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I was cracking a joke and it turns out I was right!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:12 | 1537942 CrimsonAvenger
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Just had his birthday party - couldn't someone have given him a damn watch?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:14 | 1537960 Ms. Erable
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Preferrably a retirement watch.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:39 | 1538142 Uncle Remus
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Paging Rick Deckard. Please pickup a white courtesy phone.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 14:57 | 1538461 Ms. Erable
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Nah, he's just a sock puppet. Replicants don't need teleprompters.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:12 | 1537944 Coke and Hookers
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My fellow Americans,

It has become increasingly obvious that the current level of spending and debt is no longer sustainable and we are paying the price. America is bankrupt and there's no other option than to reset the system by letting the to big to fail banks fail, abolish the Federal Reserve, and bring the power of issuing currency back to the people.

....UGH.... Sheet, somebody hacked muh teleprompta from da internets! Uhhh, I mean da Euro problemz be to blame, muddafuggaz. Ahs done nuffings. We be increasin' spendin' and shit.

Somebody do sumfin!!!!!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:15 | 1537965 mt paul
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too funnie 

we can hope

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:20 | 1537996 alexwest
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besttttttttttttt

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:13 | 1537955 mt paul
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Nasdaq

down a hundred pts 

4%...

in preparation

of the puppet prompter ...

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:13 | 1537956 grunk
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We have nothing to fear but... well,

me.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:14 | 1537962 franzpick
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I won't listen to his toxic talk, but I can't wait to read the reports of how he reacts to random London-like rioting and looting when it starts up in the u.s.:  at some point continuing to say 'everything is fine' will be preposterous.  Maybe it'll transform to 'Everything is fine with our riot control programs in all the major cities'.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:51 | 1538242 Blano
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When it starts happening in the US??

Have you not noticed all the Negro-themed flash mobs, flash robs, and assorted rumbles at various festivals around the country this year??

 

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:14 | 1537963 Cone of Uncertainty
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Obama's speech leaked.

Ladies and gentlemen today's tragicomedy in the global financial markets is a sharp reminder of why your assholes are so sore from all the buttfucking we, the ruling class, have administered to you over the last several decades.

But I promiss you, its all coming to an end soon--no pun intended.

I have just signed an executive order requriing Ben Bernanke to melt down all the gold in Fort Knox so that it may be crafted into Mr. T starter kit necklaces for distribution to every man, woman, and child in the country.

Its time to spread the wealth and adopt a new mantra for the coming year.

"I pity the fool!"

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:16 | 1537980 mt paul
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cutting edge humor..

thanx hedge bytches

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:21 | 1538012 Jean
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We've got flash mobs at county fairs in upper midwest, who's cares about London.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:16 | 1537976 savagegoose
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what if he announces, all your gold now belong to us?  but you get this certificate.  bullish for gold?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:16 | 1537979 alexwest
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s/p is breaking 1150........... watch out

next suport is 1050........... benny, where're you bro?  at such speed by cristmas

we wont   have stock market at all,,,

 

suckers

alx

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:23 | 1538026 Larry Darrell
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Haven't had a stock market for the last 3 years, minimum.

 

We do have this lovely Wall St. casino for your entertainment pleasures.  Please place your bets.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:32 | 1538092 Doyle Hargraves
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No wonder Vegas is a ghost town!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:18 | 1537987 Jean
Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:18 | 1537990 franzpick
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New equity lows, and you can easily compare the 4-6% sector wreckage here:

http://stockcharts.com/def/servlet/Favorites.CServlet?obj=msummary&cmd=show,iday[Y]&disp=SXA

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:18 | 1537992 Little John
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  As far as PMs go it is perhaps time to begin consideration of lead as well as gold.  I prefer mine in .308 denominations.  Just a thought.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:23 | 1538029 PulauHantu29
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Little John, the police seem overwhelmed in some places:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44055812/ns/world_news-europe/

 

http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-647754

 

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:31 | 1538088 Little John
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  I think that - just maybe - this time realy is different and I'm a little scared.  Oh well the rodeo is near, time to cowboy up buckeroos

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:19 | 1537998 Ricky Bobby
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I am proud to say that I have never listened to or read a word he said.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:28 | 1538062 The Shootist
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I didn't for the first two years. Now I'll listen for under a minute just to laugh-no more than that though, too much bullshit.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:20 | 1537999 Taint Boil
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God that Obama face is a riot ...... almost as good as the "deer in the headlights"

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:20 | 1538002 Threeggg
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Anybody find it odd that the Teleprompter was supposed to speak @ 12:00PM Central and then it was delayed until after the Comex close ?

Somthin up ?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:22 | 1538016 Downtoolong
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They’re waiting for Bush to make a cameo appearance and tell it like only he can; “This suckers going down”.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:33 | 1538100 slaughterer
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The Administration needed a little extra time to lay into their GLD and SLV options...via the JPM trading desk. 

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:21 | 1538008 drswhaley
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Tiger's ex-caddie to join Obama administration's economic team.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:24 | 1538033 mt paul
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fore more

not...

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:36 | 1538116 MsCreant
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Tyler tweeted this six minutes after you did.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:22 | 1538009 sbenard
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The Propaganda President, the media-anointed Charlatan in Chief, speaks again!

No thanks! I've heard enough lies for 10 lifetimes from the Deceiver in Chief!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:23 | 1538017 digalert
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Where will the TOTUS pace the blame?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:42 | 1538163 JohnG
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Poor form with the sand wedge.

Get some lessons already O'neverneedtoyellfore!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:23 | 1538019 mt paul
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honorable hedge bytches

you guys  [ girls too ]

have stepped the humor up

a few hundred bps today

some of the stuff is just pure gold ..

no wonder gold prices are soaring ...

bring it if ya got it ...

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:23 | 1538020 grunk
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O blah blah blah ma.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:24 | 1538028 Watts_D_Matter
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WWACOD

What Would A Community Organizer Do...

Thank God Obama is highly educated and experienced...and of course does not speak with a Negro dilect....

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:24 | 1538034 Eagle Keeper
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I'd like to see the teleprompter dodge a shoe.....

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:26 | 1538051 Fazzie
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He wont even have to dodge an uncomfortable question from the pre-screened A-list synchophant "press" corps.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:24 | 1538035 Fazzie
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 As it turns out the SP was infiltrated by Al-Queda operatives in an attempt to cripple our economy.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:27 | 1538042 Threeggg
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Check this live feed out from the United Kingdom.

The Riots are getting bigger !

Live

http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article13437854.ab

 

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:55 | 1538046 vast-dom
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SPEYATCH FROM THE WTF¿ HOUSE!

 

wow this obummer is beyond FOS!

someone throw some rotten shit at him and shut him the fuck up! Or better yet let him BS everyone and let the markets crash. 


Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:26 | 1538050 vegas
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The blame game - you got it totally right TD.

Comedy gold in just a few minutes.

 

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