Watch Obama Convey The Teleprompter's Thoughts On the S&P Downgrade Live

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Seasmoke's picture

do they drop it another 100 points while his lips are moving just to send him a message

nope-1004's picture

Lies, lies, and more lies.  Obummer is head puppet of a failing system.  Good luck with that.

 

Ahmeexnal's picture

I hope this time instead of Soetoro, we will be greeted by "THIS IS JOHN GALT SPEAKING"

Pure Evil's picture

Hopiumly, none of the strings controlling this Wall Street puppet break while he's reading the teleprompters thoughts.

Haywood Jablowme's picture

Just read through the comments on the White House facebook page....

http://apps.facebook.com/whitehouselive/

Proof positive that 99.99% of the US population is still in the dark. They're still squawking about red vs. blue.......sad. U-S-A! U-S-A!

BaBaBouy's picture

 

Do Something, Biatch!

 

Fix It Now, Biatch.

 

Or are the STREET RIOTS just a matter of course now???

fuu's picture

Down goes JPM to -8.43% on the day. I want to see the -10% Trifecta this afternoon.

 

Current JPM:AG .872529 and falling.

bankrupt JPM buy silver's picture

He just blamed the weather.

HoofHearted's picture

My mother in law just got me a new bumper sticker...

It has a picture of the Teleprompter in Chief on it and reads, "Does this ass make my car look bigger?"

Gotta love mothers in law...

IQ 145's picture

excellent way to survey. this is why the stock market will rally. the majority regard the present prices as bargains. As Marc Faber said on Friday, what happens next? A rally.

Haywood Jablowme's picture

I bet the dow closes at -5% after the puppet speaks...

Haywood Jablowme's picture

"I bet the dow closes at -5% after the puppet speaks..."

Damn I'm good. I'm a muther-fuckin' BOSS.

 

 

smlbizman's picture

one o'clock equals one thirty when you are on c.p.t.

 

 

i stand corrected when you are on c.p.t. who fuckin knows what 1 o'clock means...

Henry Chinaski's picture

This guy was a no show since day one.

Raynja's picture

once the teleprompter is done addressing the banksta's an edited replay will be available for the proles

pods's picture

V's speech would do well too.

pods

Reptil's picture

hahaha
you just made my night.

coffee on the keyboard. but it's worth it.

Smiley's picture

Just a bunch more PPAC (Puns, Platitudes, anecdotes, and cliche's) with a side of "Its Bush's Fault."

DosZap's picture

As USUAL blames it on Congress..............none of it on their (Admins ) spending.We know who is PULLING the strings.

Took too long to get a deal..............hahahhahaaha

What a joke.

malalingua's picture

Lies, lies, and more lies.

There is a song for that.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_AZBQEvhYc

Popo's picture

Why does he believe he has the power to restore faith in markets?   All evidence so far lies to the contrary.

Prediction:   The market plunges *because* of whatever he says next.  (Which will be inane).

Don Birnam's picture

Perhaps Barry is going to announce a D.C. dog-and-pony show -- modeled after the Liberty Bond tours during The Big One -- to remind the hoi polloi that it is their patriotic duty to buy GM shares ( which are hitting new 52-week/re-emergence from bankruptcy lows this session ).

EscapeKey's picture

You misunderstand. GM are not at 52-week lows, they are simply trading at a once-in-a-year opportunity price.

TomJoad's picture

I just dusted off my collectible "DOW 10,000!" hat. (again)

TheFourthStooge-ing's picture

Perhaps Barry is going to announce a D.C. dog-and-pony show -- modeled after the Liberty Bond tours during The Big One -- to remind the hoi polloi that it is their patriotic duty to buy GM shares

More likely he'll announce a D.C. donkey show - modeled after the ones in Tijuana - to remind the hoi polloi that:

1) they're in the show, and

2) they're not the donkey.

 

malikai's picture

That sounds like fun. Does that mean the Republicans do an elephant show?

whstlblwr's picture

Maybe he resign. Must want to. He got snookered by Wall STreet.

toady's picture

You heard the one where the guy jumped the White House fence, but they caught him and made him give the speech, right?

John Rotten's picture

He's one part of the Killer B's...Barack and Bernanke. When they speak, investors get killed.

Conchy Joe's picture

In summary -

1. They have been saving our ass - it would have been way worse without their genius.

2. Obviously they don't have a spending problem - they have a perception problem

3. They will save us using their plan which they have been using the whole time (but can't tell us about) don't worry it's good

4. Anyone who still believes this isn't the biggest bunch of thieving crackheads ever is higher than they are

 

slaughterer's picture

Delayed until 1:30pm.

LoneStarHog's picture

They had to clean the BBQ sauce from his shirt and corner of his mouth.

nonclaim's picture

A golf ball hit the teleprompter on the way to the 18th; Obama is inconsolable but otherwise unharmed.

EscapeKey's picture

He will issue a statement with regards to the teleprompter, as soon as it has been replaced.

John Rotten's picture

Ah...he was infinitely tidying up his golf swing and had a little boo-boo with the official equipment for his speech.

Haywood Jablowme's picture

Nah, I think Airforce One got delayed out of that 57th state BWAAAAA-HAAAAAA-HAAAAA LMFAO

slaughterer's picture

Another 30 minutes of my life lost forever while waiting for the Messiah of USAA+. 

US Uncut's picture

I can't watch. HOpe someone can summarize as he speaks. Summarize as in say what is is not saying or should say or won't say.

Translational Lift's picture

JibberJabber, ............................ect........

US Uncut's picture

I can't watch. HOpe someone can summarize as he speaks. Summarize as in say what is is not saying or should say or won't say.

Doyle Hargraves's picture

Watch gold go higher every word the teleprompter tells him to say Bitchez!

Tremain's picture

Thar she blows 1717 and counting.

Lndmvr's picture

Odumas, " It wasn't me, I was at a birthday party"!

the not so mighty maximiza's picture

PPT is manning their terminals, 200 point pop inbound.

Iriestx's picture

They do go on a buying frenzy every time this momo reads a prompter.