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Watch Obama Convey The Teleprompter's Thoughts On the S&P Downgrade Live

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Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:01 | 1537859 Seasmoke
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do they drop it another 100 points while his lips are moving just to send him a message

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:02 | 1537868 nope-1004
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Lies, lies, and more lies.  Obummer is head puppet of a failing system.  Good luck with that.

 

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:04 | 1537883 bigdumbnugly
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he wouldn't dare tell those lies to bas ruiten

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8mBe0_Ha78

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:09 | 1537920 Ahmeexnal
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I hope this time instead of Soetoro, we will be greeted by "THIS IS JOHN GALT SPEAKING"

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:11 | 1537935 mtomato2
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+1,000,000

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:26 | 1538021 Pure Evil
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Hopiumly, none of the strings controlling this Wall Street puppet break while he's reading the teleprompters thoughts.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:31 | 1538085 Haywood Jablowme
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Just read through the comments on the White House facebook page....

http://apps.facebook.com/whitehouselive/

Proof positive that 99.99% of the US population is still in the dark. They're still squawking about red vs. blue.......sad. U-S-A! U-S-A!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:40 | 1538144 BaBaBouy
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Do Something, Biatch!

 

Fix It Now, Biatch.

 

Or are the STREET RIOTS just a matter of course now???

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:47 | 1538204 fuu
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Down goes JPM to -8.43% on the day. I want to see the -10% Trifecta this afternoon.

 

Current JPM:AG .872529 and falling.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:58 | 1538312 bankrupt JPM bu...
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He just blamed the weather.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:51 | 1538235 HoofHearted
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My mother in law just got me a new bumper sticker...

It has a picture of the Teleprompter in Chief on it and reads, "Does this ass make my car look bigger?"

Gotta love mothers in law...

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 16:41 | 1539237 IQ 145
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excellent way to survey. this is why the stock market will rally. the majority regard the present prices as bargains. As Marc Faber said on Friday, what happens next? A rally.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:34 | 1538089 Haywood Jablowme
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I bet the dow closes at -5% after the puppet speaks...

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 18:35 | 1539747 Haywood Jablowme
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"I bet the dow closes at -5% after the puppet speaks..."

Damn I'm good. I'm a muther-fuckin' BOSS.

 

 

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:44 | 1538074 smlbizman
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one o'clock equals one thirty when you are on c.p.t.

 

 

i stand corrected when you are on c.p.t. who fuckin knows what 1 o'clock means...

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:48 | 1538208 Henry Chinaski
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This guy was a no show since day one.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:48 | 1538214 Raynja
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once the teleprompter is done addressing the banksta's an edited replay will be available for the proles

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:27 | 1538053 pods
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V's speech would do well too.

pods

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 16:53 | 1539318 Reptil
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hahaha
you just made my night.

coffee on the keyboard. but it's worth it.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:48 | 1538216 Smiley
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Just a bunch more PPAC (Puns, Platitudes, anecdotes, and cliche's) with a side of "Its Bush's Fault."

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:57 | 1538292 DosZap
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As USUAL blames it on Congress..............none of it on their (Admins ) spending.We know who is PULLING the strings.

Took too long to get a deal..............hahahhahaaha

What a joke.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 14:46 | 1538424 malalingua
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Lies, lies, and more lies.

There is a song for that.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_AZBQEvhYc

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:10 | 1537924 Popo
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Why does he believe he has the power to restore faith in markets?   All evidence so far lies to the contrary.

Prediction:   The market plunges *because* of whatever he says next.  (Which will be inane).

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:21 | 1538010 Don Birnam
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Perhaps Barry is going to announce a D.C. dog-and-pony show -- modeled after the Liberty Bond tours during The Big One -- to remind the hoi polloi that it is their patriotic duty to buy GM shares ( which are hitting new 52-week/re-emergence from bankruptcy lows this session ).

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:26 | 1538041 EscapeKey
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You misunderstand. GM are not at 52-week lows, they are simply trading at a once-in-a-year opportunity price.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:44 | 1538185 TomJoad
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I just dusted off my collectible "DOW 10,000!" hat. (again)

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:28 | 1538069 TheFourthStooge-ing
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Perhaps Barry is going to announce a D.C. dog-and-pony show -- modeled after the Liberty Bond tours during The Big One -- to remind the hoi polloi that it is their patriotic duty to buy GM shares

More likely he'll announce a D.C. donkey show - modeled after the ones in Tijuana - to remind the hoi polloi that:

1) they're in the show, and

2) they're not the donkey.

 

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:40 | 1538148 malikai
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That sounds like fun. Does that mean the Republicans do an elephant show?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:51 | 1538234 Translational Lift
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In 17 months......

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:43 | 1538172 whstlblwr
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Maybe he resign. Must want to. He got snookered by Wall STreet.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:48 | 1538218 toady
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You heard the one where the guy jumped the White House fence, but they caught him and made him give the speech, right?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:44 | 1538180 John Rotten
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He's one part of the Killer B's...Barack and Bernanke. When they speak, investors get killed.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 15:23 | 1538591 Conchy Joe
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In summary -

1. They have been saving our ass - it would have been way worse without their genius.

2. Obviously they don't have a spending problem - they have a perception problem

3. They will save us using their plan which they have been using the whole time (but can't tell us about) don't worry it's good

4. Anyone who still believes this isn't the biggest bunch of thieving crackheads ever is higher than they are

 

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:01 | 1537860 slaughterer
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Delayed until 1:30pm.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:03 | 1537867 LoneStarHog
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They had to clean the BBQ sauce from his shirt and corner of his mouth.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:18 | 1537983 nonclaim
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A golf ball hit the teleprompter on the way to the 18th; Obama is inconsolable but otherwise unharmed.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:22 | 1538014 EscapeKey
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He will issue a statement with regards to the teleprompter, as soon as it has been replaced.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:36 | 1538120 agNau
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Speechless?

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:50 | 1538226 John Rotten
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Ah...he was infinitely tidying up his golf swing and had a little boo-boo with the official equipment for his speech.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:17 | 1537989 Haywood Jablowme
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Nah, I think Airforce One got delayed out of that 57th state BWAAAAA-HAAAAAA-HAAAAA LMFAO

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:20 | 1538006 slaughterer
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Another 30 minutes of my life lost forever while waiting for the Messiah of USAA+. 

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:30 | 1538075 US Uncut
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I can't watch. HOpe someone can summarize as he speaks. Summarize as in say what is is not saying or should say or won't say.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 14:00 | 1538334 Translational Lift
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JibberJabber, ............................ect........

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:30 | 1538076 US Uncut
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I can't watch. HOpe someone can summarize as he speaks. Summarize as in say what is is not saying or should say or won't say.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:02 | 1537863 Doyle Hargraves
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Watch gold go higher every word the teleprompter tells him to say Bitchez!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 14:02 | 1538352 Tremain
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Thar she blows 1717 and counting.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:02 | 1537865 Lndmvr
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Odumas, " It wasn't me, I was at a birthday party"!

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:03 | 1537870 the not so migh...
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PPT is manning their terminals, 200 point pop inbound.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:11 | 1537933 Iriestx
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They do go on a buying frenzy every time this momo reads a prompter.

Mon, 08/08/2011 - 13:12 | 1537946 the not so migh...
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i know its strange

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