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Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:20 | 1504479 mynhair
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Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:23 | 1504502 Long-John-Silver
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and diarrhea

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:32 | 1504593 bigdumbnugly
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this guy is on tv more than reruns of Lucy ever were.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:37 | 1504648 TwelfthVulture
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Only since his reelection campaign bid kicked in.  He wasn't giving press conferences until recently.  Now, he's as ubiquitious as the Geico gecko.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:42 | 1504697 flacon
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Can I get my 22 minutes back, please? What a waste of time. Wake me when something actually happens....

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:06 | 1504842 SilverRhino
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With the sheer amount of time that Obama has been spending on this, I wonder if we are a lot closer to the edge of the cliff and the abyss than we think we are and that the TPTB are doing all they can to hold out for just a little more. 


Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:20 | 1504934 66Sexy
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tweeeet bitchez!

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:24 | 1504515 TheFourthStooge-ing
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These statements and addresses by Big O, Bhoaner, Hairy Butthole Reid, et al., really should have a laugh track.


Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:27 | 1504536 HelluvaEngineer
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Drinking game keyword: Compromise

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:30 | 1504569 mynhair
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For wine drinkers:  peas.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:34 | 1504609 I Am The Unknow...
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turkey and peas. bitchez.  Gots to pay them bills, bitchez. 

Hey do you think they'll try talking "weasel" this time?  Obviously "talking turkey" didn't work out too good. 

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:07 | 1504851 Calculated_Risk
Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:31 | 1504577 TruthInSunshine
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Obama sez:    

You must eat The Black Eyed Peas. People are good eats. Really. Try with some BBQ dipping sauce.

Thank you, god bless Amerikraw, and may god bless the central bankters.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:32 | 1504582 oogs66
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its too early to get that drunk

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:40 | 1504673 Gohn Galt
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Now is as good of time than any.  He's hurting my brain, make him stop.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:46 | 1504721 JohnG
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You stopped?  I've found it much easier just to stay drunk this entire week.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:32 | 1504590 Debtless
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Draconian, Full Faith & Credit, Partisan Politics. 

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:10 | 1505183 Feef
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Full Farce & Spend It.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:37 | 1504647 Silver Dreamer
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If you really want to make things interesting, the trigger should be "uh."  I suspect most viewers would be dead before this puppet shuts up.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:35 | 1504630 bpj
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play this and evreything will be alright


Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:03 | 1504827 the left behinds
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play this WHILE playing obama speech . . . its a hoot

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:55 | 1504783 ElvisDog
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Was it Goebbels who said "tell a lie often enough and people will believe it"? Both sides are making sure that they're giving the same number of speeches so they are telling their lies exactly the same number of times. Call it the Goebbels Index.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:21 | 1504486 Mercury
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Strange days indeed...

Uber-Tory and official Maggie Thatcher biographer Charles Moore is starting to sound like Tyler Durden


It turns out – as the Left always claims – that a system purporting to advance the many has been perverted in order to enrich the few. The global banking system is an adventure playground for the participants, complete with spongy, health-and-safety approved flooring so that they bounce when they fall off. The role of the rest of us is simply to pay.


I think Moore would have served his readers better by pointing out that things like the free market and capitalism aren’t merely political banners and should have to satisfy some important criteria to be worthy of the name (can we please stop labeling the sub-prime mortgage disaster as a free market folly?).


But whether it’s with the aid of communist apparatchiks or capitalist mega bankers, when the state goes into business for itself, the results and endgame are the same.


Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:27 | 1504538 scratch_and_sniff
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Hindsight will never go out of fashion, someone should have presented the ideas to him when maggie was Regans bitch and he was living it large...

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:28 | 1504556 A Man without Q...
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It was a very interesting article, but I think Moore misses the point - it's not about left or right, but rather morality and how the sociopaths have taken over the system...  It was the same in the Soviet Union, before Gorbachev came in and simply behaved like a normal human being..

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:44 | 1504686 HL Shancken
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I am a Communist, a convinced Communist! For some that may be a fantasy. But to me it is my main goal. --Mikhail Gorbachev


Gentlemen, comrades, do not be concerned about all you hear about Glasnost and Perestroika and democracy in the coming years. They are primarily for outward consumption. There will be no significant internal changes in the Soviet Union, other than for cosmetic purposes. Our purpose is to disarm the Americans and let them fall asleep.--Mikhail Gorbachev


In October 1917, we parted with the old world, rejecting it once and for all. We are moving toward a new world, a world of Communism. We shall never turn off that road.--Mikhail Gorbachev

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 13:55 | 1505712 A Man without Q...
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This is interesting stuff, but my personal experience in the old Soviet Union and in the modern day robber baron land that is Putin's Russia tells me this is not true.  There is a strong element of Russian nationalism, but the country of today is closer to Imperial Russia than any communist model.  Putin himself is more concerned with amassing personal wealth, which is simply massive, and power.  The only crime in modern Russia is to go against Putin and not to give him his cut from any deal.

As for the quotes of Gorbachev, it needs to be considered in the context of who the audience was and how uneasy they were with his reforms.  Gorbachev knew that the Soviet Union was broken, and needed radical restructuring, but the Soviet power elite would not make personal sacrifices necessary.  His concerns proved correct...

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:45 | 1504717 Mercury
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So,  you can either hope for the good intentions and moral character of future political leaders or arrange things to keep the size and scope of government limited.  Sort of like they did in the 1780's.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:53 | 1504752 Bob
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I see this drama as the only chance for a multi-party system we'll have before TSHTF.  As clear as it is that the existing two party (wink) system WILL NEVER get down to any causitive factors, the only thing that can save us is a multi-party system, imo.  Nader and Paul would both pull back the military, for example.  I wish that could be said for the Tea Party, but Viva Tea Party! nonetheless for going where no man has gone before!  Now stand your ground, mo fo's . . .


Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:58 | 1504798 Mercury
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Maybe, but I'd rather see more daylight between the two parties. The problem with a multi-party system (more popular in Europe) is that sometimes you end up electing a nut-job with 10% of the vote.  Not that we're in a clearly superior position now put you can see how that would allienate the vast majority of people.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 11:07 | 1504847 Bob
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Call me risk on for a genuinely democratic end, then.  If the two party system is not taken down, we're definitely FUBAR to our end anyway, imo. 

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:21 | 1504490 treemagnet
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Bathroom break time.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:39 | 1504661 Josh Randall
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I hear the kids on Wall St today say they need to go to the restroom and drop a Geithner

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:44 | 1504706 snowball777
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You mean the ungrateful twerps who are lucky to even have jobs anymore?

Cocaine makes ya stupid, yo.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:22 | 1504491 Version 7
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Better than mexican novels.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:54 | 1504781 goldsaver
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No way... have you seen the boobs on those chicks on Mexican Soap Operas? Then again, he is a boob...

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:22 | 1504492 cswjr
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So is this the speech where he announces a grand compromise, or the one where he says we're all going to die?  I need to know how to position my /ES futures.


Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:24 | 1504514 Long-John-Silver
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Short everything except Gold and Silver.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:28 | 1504550 HelluvaEngineer
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With the exception of SLW.  It seems that on even a slight market selloff, half the holders of SLW immediately put in market orders to dump everything.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:59 | 1504801 GubbermintWorker
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Isn't it about time to short treasurys??

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:30 | 1504574 Spastica Rex
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"We're all gonna die unless we come together as Americans and do the hard work that we always do. I'm not gonna lie; times are tough, but we are Americans and that means we always win."

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:27 | 1505278 Raphio
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But the one with the most toys when they die........dies

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:22 | 1504499 g
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Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:24 | 1504508 Chief KnocAHoma
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Will a reporter please aks this question -

Mr. Prez, if you wanted to tax the rich is there a better way to do that default on the bonds issued to large investors, the Treasury, the Fed, China and Japan?


Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:41 | 1504674 Dr. No
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"Thank for the question Chief. As you know, tax policy can be used to encourage behavior.  We promote green energy by dumping money on ethonol producers and taxing big oil.  Same can be done for buying government debt.  We want to encourage every man, woman, and child to buy govment debt.  Therefore I do not want to default on the debt to push these potential buyers away.  Better tax them on everything else so as they only place they can invest money is gov debt.  Which, uh, is why I will be introducing a rider to the house plan which requires all 401(k) funds to automatically enroll people AND their investments into gov debt.  This will be a new chapter in the SS Trust stability."

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 12:54 | 1505386 Chief KnocAHoma
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Mr Prez... a follow up...

Where you born a pig headed ass wipe, or is this something you developed in your muslem up bringing?

I am The Chief

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:24 | 1504511 apcnudie
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start the show already...

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:32 | 1504586 derryb
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working on change 36, stand by.

Fri, 07/29/2011 - 10:24 | 1504513 equity_momo
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