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he thinks he is
He is a master of talking down to the public, but I can not help but feel like they asked for it.
Total lack of substance, now Reid is speaking, more f***ing drivel.
And for millions of American voters...he should've aimed lower.
You mean the part where he explained what bipartisan means. Previously I had no idea and that was very informative. He did forget to explain what flat ass broke means though. Maybe he explains that on Monday...stay tuned.
O'bummer speaking, puking everywhere, where is your plan bitch?
What if we want to see default? Douche.
That very well may be the only way that things will change.
Such a disingenuous statement to say that higher borrowing rates is like a tax on everyone. What if you don't fucking go into debt and don't borrow? Fuckwads! They WANT people to borrow so bad the system will die if everyone isn't an slave to the debt masters.
And for the idiots still rocking their variable loans from 2006?
How does your "don't borrow" plan work out for the rest of the economy, if what it really means is "don't buy"?
I say this while laughing at the 3.75% 10 yr ad from Greenlight to my left and the "Hilton Garden Inn" ad to my right.
Tweet Bitchez... the solution is that simple...
Didn't take him too long to mention the social security cheques not going out.
Only took him about 6 seconds to mention the evil FACTION. Code word for Tea Partier, Ron Paul supporter, white Christian male, ZHer, etc, etc. Good thing they're sending the Faction Busting squad to Boston next week for a test drive.
tuned in late and missed that part, what an evil douche
Ah, he took a leaf from the ECB book: It's the rating agencies that are responsible for everything, higher taxes etc..
For those that don't want to look, he said they agree on most issues, except for the rest of it.
Oh yeah; "citizens... tweet!"
good luck with it all.
More political bs. What are his proposals for cuts? None...nada. He wants to create the perception that he can just stand back from the fray and direct the fighters.
I dislike O'Bummer for his weird Wall Street sensibilities however, he should not have proposals! Congress creates the budget he only signs it into law! What is it that is so hard about our Constitution. O'Bummer can lobby for what he wants, however we know what he wants just ask Goldman Sack!
ohhh im so brainwashed after that.
Wow, that was quick. He must have had a golfing emergency.
Tee time is 11 and they don't let you be late for that. Did you see he was wearing his golf shoes already?
He didn't say one word I don't agree with...
I didn't know Anglo-Saxon was still spoken.
We're not taking any answers.
What would George Washington looking on behind him make of all this?
I'm sure he would piss on the U.S. and praise the corrosive and utterly moronic comments on this site. In abject desperation, screaming out the question everybody is dying to ask...
What about me bitchezzzzzzz?
I'm positive that if the founding fathers could be cloned Jurassic Park style and observe what became of the republic, they would drag 99% of our Congresspeople out on the lawn of the White House and shoot them dead for treason.
Whew. Situation seems totally under control to me.
what the hell was that?
that was it?
Wait...so let me get this straight...Clinton was impeached for a BJ...but...ehh...forget it.
Wtf was the point of that?!?! Can't they just loop the last TV spot? My brain can't even process those meaningless words, randomly strung together.
thats was so predictable, i think i knew what he was going to say before he said it
And I'm outta here! Dow slipped from 80 to 96, better I go now. Gonna go git me some of dat Reggie love.
Wow, server overload at E-Trade! I had just sold my GE Aug. 18 puts for a nice profit and now there is very little access or none. Is anyone else having this problem?
Didn't you know selling is banned for anyone but the HFT's?
What a good guy, hey? Time to care about the people. WOW! Not inspiring and not demanded anything but just get together make-up and give me something to sign so I could get that tee time.
Bills to pay. Stop excessive spending and we'll pay the bills!
lets face it man, he could have stuck $100 in your top pocket, cured your impotence and made you as famous as elvis...but you would still be fucking moaning.
This is sooooo exciting , i think i will go and watch some paint dry.
the president is so eloquent...i heard blah blah blah...keep it up blah blah blah....default this blame it on congress that blah blah blah
If we don't spend ourselves into oblivion the terrorists win!
The only time he looked into the camera was during one word: "confident."
"I am not a confidence man"
So if I understood this properly....... Raising the debt limit IS NOT done to allow the Government to spend more money, it is done to enable America to pay it's bills. So who committed America to having to pay those bills when there wasn't a debt limit in place to facilitate all that spending?
Or is that question far too naive for a non-US resident.....?
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Ah, much needed WB7, after that speech.
Another pointless conference that doesn't change anything...
I remember the days when I kinda understood how derivatives worked... and budgets could be solved with math... If I have kids they're gonna give me that "dads crazy" look when i tell them about our current society, gathered around our cooking fire in the back yard eating what we caught that day...
first and last black president ever.....
Last * president ever.
i'm listening on a SF radio station. he just cuts out. one guy says "we lost the feed"
the other guy: "that's about enough of that, anyway!"
Was it good for you.
Okay y'all here it is. Accoding to POTUS, you need to tweet your congressperson #raisethedebtceiling.
Got it.
GO!
The absolute ignorant crap people are tweeting is just mind-blowing. We have so, SO far to fall as a nation, my friends. When #raisethedebtceiling posts looks like Zero Hedge, that's when we'll be on the right track.
he was more late , than the time it took for him to speak that crap (cant say i blame him, if thats the best they could type into the telepromter)
Mother fucking market is going green on Obama's blathering. He's dropped the right keywords for the algos to signal that the ceiling will be raised. Buy the dip becuase they're frontrunning the shit out of the announcement.
every press conference so far on this has been full of code words to the boys. and remember the grand daddy of tongue speak on the day of 666 in 3/09?
he's not speaking to us. he's speaking to his pawns & his bishops.
going to be hard being short over the weekend
thats it cause monday is good news day - problem solved
wtf is going on in the /es's jesus
Oh wait... here comes our next chance to drool...
Obama actually said, "We are now running out of time... and it's important....to show leadership.
Show leadership? Look in the mirror, Mr. President. You are NOT leading. And YOU are the President and voted America's leader.
A Presidential failure, beyond words.
Let me get this straight. If you borrow more money and spend more money to pay interest on money you already spent because you are spending the rest of your income on other stuff then the money you are spending on the interest is not really money spent. Well if it is money, and it is not spent then it must be money saved, right? Now that I learned this secret I think I will call my credit card company and ask them to both raise my interest rate and my credit limit. I will be rich. Yayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
AND THE MARKETS GO GREEN ON THIS NEW DISCOVERY!!!! WTF???????????????????????
Think I'll apply to change my handle to Stimpy...
Drink
Vomit
.
I wish Zero Hedge would allow me to vote both ways.
stocks think that was great news?
That was boring as hell... Tell your Congressman (s)he is a d1ck.
E-Trade seems to be closed? Anyone else having problems?
Once again, No thanks......Kim's bodacious breasts, Snooki's too, and then there's the antics of LiLO to keep up with.....All far more instructive than the Leader of the Free World (LOTFFLMAO)
The extremist wants to pay off fraudulent debt over everything else. Either by printing, or cutting, or taxing. Or some combination thereof.
Now return you to your mindfuck from any of the extremists, republican, tea, democrat, or Obama
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