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Listen To Obama Discuss The Impact Of Hurricane Irene
Will Obama blame the weather on Bush or... the weather. Find out momentarily. Audio only: the presidential vacation will not be televized.
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That should be his new campaign slogan:
"Hope for the Best, but prepare for the Worst"
I keep hoping that someone will yell "SQUIRREL" at one of his pressers.
Did someone say Squirrel?
You rang?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfh4Mhp-a6U
The worst that can happen is that the hurricane blows over with minimal damage. The amount of monetary stimulus we have following this event is directly proportional to the damage it does. Hence this is nothing to be worried about, it's actually a fantastic opportunity. The issue of hope is actually quite profound economically. The 'hope' theme is a genious narative developed by the Obama administration, which has the express purpose of stimulating consumption by the population, even when their irrational brains are telling them to save. It is imperative that people act under the wise guidance of the experts in these difficult times rather than succum to their defficient thinking processes, which have proven to be consistently incorrect during previous recessions.
can someone kick this a-hole off of here?
MDB are you metally ill? You sound like a psycopath void of compassion and appreciation for life. I mean where the fuck are you coming from??? Is there some communist solar system you beamed in from... because you are the most galactically stupid and uncaring person on this board.
Do you understand anything about economics? Tell me, when a publicly owned building gets destroyed from a storm, where does the money come from to pay for this "stimulus" you mention to rebuild it?
But don't let yourself get too hung up on the potential loss of life inherent with such catastrophies. Don't let that worry your little Marxist mind as you scheme on this socialistic fantasy land you seem to be dreaming of.
I'm serious, man. You should schedule a mental health evaluation.
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Problem?
It's actually:
Hope for the worst, and you'd best prepare.
Thanks to Irene, Retaile sales will be up this month as everybody buys survival packs.
And when NJ is hit New Orleans style, rebuilding and relocation of the natives can start.
ALL JOB CREATORS!
It's Bush fault. It's Whitey's fault. It's Allah's fault. It's Global Warming's fault.
Whatever. Irene is dying, unfortunately.
Nice avatar... that is a white hood right?
Irene is already blowing out, 50 mph winds WOW lets create a national emergency! What a bunch of BS.
Earthquakes, Hurricanes, Droughts OH MY!!!
Weekly schedule:
Locusts
Frogs falling from sky
Sea turns red
Another meh FOMC meeting
The farce continues as usual all along
Irene = The Big NothingBurger; a Bwaney Fwank Queef into the D.C. wind.
The only question we should ask ourself is: Will the emergency be lifted after the storm or will we stay in a permanent emergency state like in Florida.
I am sure he is excited about the prospect of adding new temporary jobs for rebuilding however. Might even be able to get an downtick in unemployment if more jobs are created temporarily than lost.
How to fix the economy:
Tie a parachute to his back and put him Kitty Hawk NC right now!!!!!
CNBC - dude out surfing! Kewl!
We instruct you to go to your nearest FEMA concentration camp.
Watch Obama?...Must we?
I refuse to waste my time watching or listening to anything our President has to say. After you've heard one speech of his you've heard them all. Let me show you...
Obama: "Blah, blah, blah, Bush's fault, blah, blah, blah, metaphor, blah, blah, blah, hyperbolic threat, blah, blah, blah platitude. Thank you America and good night."
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Ron Paul: People Who Bought into Govt's False Promises Could Riot When Their Entitlements Run Out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtLuegaF9xU
Could riot?
The Titanic is made of iron sir. She can sink and she will.
Where's Geraldo?
And He got up and rebuked the wind and said to the sea, "Hush, be still." And the wind died down and it became perfectly calm.
Anyone think Obama gets off on creating national strife? Perfectly explains the results of all his behavior especially his frequent teleprompter apperances.
Most definitely sitting in his cigarette smoke filled bunker at Martha's Vineyard watching multiple video feeds of the pending disaster in his panties gulping down spoonfulls of peanut butter in unimaginable glee!
Order up!
"Okay, I got: one superfluous, parental reassurance for Mr. O, one HFT bailout for the Baldheaded Strangler, and one Mc. Nothingburger for the american people.
Blah, blah, blah - Hurricane!
Blah, blah, blah - Libya!
Blah, blah, blah - Me! Me! Me!
Damn, you could put that to music and do a wicked tango.
toby keith I wanna talk about me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH9Y5Wnn4hM
Quiet down slaves, the emperor speaks.
<-------- You Hope Wall Street is Blown Away by Hurricane Irene (as well the HFT in New Jersey, I forget which exit)
<-------- You Hope Bernake Starts QE3 Early due to storm damage.
SURF'S! UP!! BITCHEZ!!!
Turning out to be an uneventful day, no?
Other news that has been eclipsed by Irene.
Radioactive cesium from Fukushima was 168 times more than A-bombTOKYO, Aug. 26, Kyodo
The amount of radioactive cesium-137 released from the crippled nuclear reactors at the Fukushima Daiichi power plant was 168 times more than that from the atomic bombing of Hiroshima in the closing days of World War II in 1945, the Japanese government's nuclear safety agency said Friday.
A total of 15,000 terabecquerels of radioactive cesium-137 is estimated to have been released into the external environment due to the nuclear crisis, raising concerns over continuing impact as the element's half-life is known to be about 30 years.
One terabecquerel equals 1 trillion becquerels
Why didn't they just say 'fifteen thousand trillion units of dangerous radioactivity' so that folk understand it a bit better?
I say one unit of dangerous stupidity behind the POTUS teleprompters...
I voted for the bailout before I voted against it. What a Moroon.
Irene, if your looking for your daddy, he's on Martha Vineyard.
'Twas a strong wind that blew through the UN building in Nigeria ? WTF is the UN in Nigeria for ? They have oil money and loving, oil rich Muslim friends ? Why does Japan and many others have to fund UN bullshit projects ? Monedas 2011 Passion for whale meat eater's rights.......stunning indifference to manmade global warming and disgust for the UN ! Me happy ! http://trololololololololololo.com/
About the last thing it would do today OR EVER.
As if he knew anything about either hurricanes or their impact.
He's just one of Bernanke's TOOLS. Bernanke said himself he has many TOOLS in his toolbox. Obama surely being one of those.
While he's on vacation he doesn't have to rest, but I wish he'd give America at least the same courtesy to rest. Lip flappin' lyin son of a bitch.
This asshole wants to punish everybody on the East Coast for living in the best place in the world.
Good news from Irene...
http://www.wunderground.com/blog/JeffMasters/article.html
Eye wall collapsed, unlikely to reform....
We are not out of the woods yet, but this is encouraging...
That's rich ! Let's focus on the storm and not on the cult of personalities ? Defend the bitch ! Monedas 2011 You liberals are soooo transparent !
Forget the meds this AM?
You made my day ! Don't need no MEDS ! Well, the bombing in Nigeria was uplifting.....you don't get all the credit ! Monedas 2011 My humour is the antidote for liberalism !
Boring!! F'in Boring !
A surreal day and yet F"IN BORING!
Inquiry to Emperor Obama:
Can you GOLF during a hurricane? I'm sure that if anyone could do it, YOU would try!
BY the way -- WHEN do we begin calling you Caesar?
The Teleprompter Tyrant is THE most catastrophic error of our generation! Freedom is not safe until he leaves office!
He ain't much of a Tyrant if no one listens to what he days or does what he tells them to do....
"There you go again !"....R. Reagan ! Let the little "Tyrant in a teapot" blow his own horn and not bury his teary face in your apron ! Monedas 2011 Hitler wasn't much of a Tyrant, either ? Just ignore him and he'll go away ?
Not sure about the hurricane, but the earthquake was "Bush's Fault"
As long as Waffle house is open, all will be fine:
http://www.11alive.com/rss/article/197574/3/Waffle-House-Index-helps-to-...
The Waffle House is a good model for any government agency.....especially FEMA ! FEMA spends billions creating more dependents who need their diapers changed at government expense ! Waffle house will turn a profit, provide employment and treat their shivering customers to tasty food and coffee at popular prices ! Monedas 2011 Government isn't evil because there is a want of decent examples of how to conduct business ! Government is evil because it engages in organized thievery !
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You called?
Has the Teleprompter spoken yet?
Obamao doesn't know the difference between a Hurricane and flash mob. This is only a Cat 2+ hurricane at that -- he's overblowing it to make it look like the Gov is the hero. But it's the Red Cross and the Salvation Army that is already (literally) prepositioned to help others.
I've got an eagle farm in New Jersey... I don't know what to do now! May god help me!
Irene couldn't have come at a better time for Obama and the other morons in the administration. How else are they gonna explain the disastrous NFP report next week?
Do you think it's possible to use William Banzai7's picture of obama in place of the one you use? (you know the one with the big fro and the sunglasses)
I don't know, I'm pretty partial to the pic of him with that ridiculous grin on his face. Always cracks me up.
but this picture is way funnier, I think it's a truer depiction of our fearless leader.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/expd/6030684495/
Dear Irene, please turn right.
Beyond all the dangers, it's the lack of electricity that really bites.
What do you do when millions will be without power or possibly means of transportation for days?
Especially after dark?
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Movie List:
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2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama Farewell Speech of 2012
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders Of The Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
18. Toy Story
NYC, Sunday. :-)
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