Watch Obama Discuss the Job Numbers And "Prepare The Nation's Veterans For The Workforce"

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Thorlyx's picture

This guy must know what he is talking about. All is well....

BaBaBouy's picture

 

Yesterday A BBQ, Today A Chat... How Sweet...

Cpl Hicks's picture

I wonder what he wished for when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

malikai's picture

Heh. Affirmative action for vets. Just what the economy needs!

mkkby's picture

Obama wants one thing and one thing only... to be re-elected.  He will try some game like APPERING to wind down a few wars next year.  That probably means bringing home a few troops and having happy family reuinion-type photo ops on the telly.

As soon as he's re-elected, the REAL story will unfold.  More banker bailouts in the form of QE (other games), more wars... same old con game.

Ying-Yang's picture

Hey Tyler... I was in my car and Rush Limbaugh just quoted Tyler Durden at ZeroHedge.com about the Jobs numbers at 11:15 AM CST.

TruthInSunshine's picture

Obama must have an incredibly incompetent advisor, or he is so narcissistic that he is not listening to his advisor, because it's clear that he believes he needs to make a near daily appearance, with each appearance diminishing whatever is left of his now insignificant quantity of credibility.

Face time does NOT EQUAL instilling confidence (CONfidence), Mr. President.

Law of diminishing (or quckly fleeting) returns has already spoken, and with each word you speak, just like with European, Japanese and central bankster blatherers, the more fear is created

cranky-old-geezer's picture

Acually yes, face time does work on most American sheeple.

ElvisDog's picture

Face time works on people as long as they feel the speaker is genuine. Once people get it in their heads that the speaker is lying to them then every subsequent appearance only makes them angrier. How do you think long-term unemployed people feel when Obama talks about the "recovery" and "private sector job growth" for the 1000th time?

Juan Wild's picture

He's got a 40% approval rating. That means two things. A lot of people are in denial, that is they feel obligated to support him at all costs, or they are in a deep coma.

Azannoth's picture

If you combine minorities and die-hard democrats you'll get pretty close to 40%(don't expect this number to fall much lower)

caconhma's picture

Obama and his handlers together with the FED are ruining the country.

It is that simple.

Rodent Freikorps's picture

From the sound of things, that returning vets won't organize and hang to entire executive branch of government.

caerus's picture

woohoo!  i love these little chats!

Iriestx's picture

Allow me to be the first to call bullshit.

BaBaBouy's picture

 

BUSH was Sooooo Much Better Prezzzident ...

sun tzu's picture

You mean not as horrible. 

GeneMarchbanks's picture

Verbal diarrhea to commence shortly...

caconhma's picture

You ment mouth diarrhea.

Back in Soviet Union, we had Gorbachov. In America, we got GWB and now Obama.

Well, the final result will be the same: a collapse of the USA.

PS

Gorbachov went to America. Where will Obama go?

Cpl Hicks's picture

 

 

Obama will go home.

 

DeltaDawn's picture

If only we could get ESPN to make him an offer to sportscast, so he quits his re-election bid. 

BaBaBouy's picture

 

Bring DOWN the market Biatch ...

SheepDog-One's picture

Hey Obama piss off!

zorba THE GREEK's picture

Watch his lips, if you see them moving, then you know he's lying.

I am Jobe's picture

Tyler

How dare you. I was having breakfast and threw up as this popped up. WTF is this guy gonna to say that is going to change anyhting. Blah Blah Blah and more blah blah blah

 

Gibu The Great's picture

Ke$ha was right on this one... blah blah blah

Cassandra Syndrome's picture

You would think we all this practice he would now be able to judge the length of time tp finish the 18th.

snowball777's picture

He's waiting on Biden to finish retrieving his ball from the woods.

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Obama's game is slowed down because Biden is still learning key verbal commands such as "Go fetch" or "Roll over" and most importantly "Play dead".

GeneMarchbanks's picture

I swear it is like he's auditioning for the role of President on The West Wing. What, in all honesty, has this man done? All the mouthbreathers of the so called 'left' can't get enough though.

 

hardcleareye's picture

All the mouthbreathers of the so called 'left' can't get enough though.

Here is what a truly left group has to say about Obama (I was interested after reading your post and had to look up left groups, and what they had to say about Obama), here is an example:

Working Families Party

“They manufactured a crisis out of nothing, and they’ve won on every front. The Democrats gave up the store time and time again, and the Republicans kept asking for more. Send a message to New York’s Congressional delegation – Democrats and Republicans alike – that this is not the change you voted for.”

Even though the gallup poll says some 83% of Dem Libs approve of Obama, don't confuse that with the true left, for example Bernie Sanders of Vermont.

"We need a government which represents all the people, not just the wealthy, campaign contributors and lobbyists. "

People in the left are just as disgusted with Obama as the people on the right and in the middle, the only people who like POTUS are his corporate sponsors.  

Azannoth's picture

I don't know why this post made me think of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-Xj72Y8uX0&feature=related help me out :)

mfoste1's picture

"prepare our nations veterans for the workforce"? hmm sounds like a re-election farce play, just the same as his first campaign: "op close guantanamo"{LOL} and "bring troops home from Iraq", when in fact the administration actually had more troops stationed in Afghanistan and Libya than were brought home from Iraq. So now I guess we can assume that there will be another war starting soon.

Tortfeasor's picture

I can't hire them.  Homeland Security says they are a terrorist threat.

goldfish1's picture

As for why a nation's veterans should be preparing for the workforce:

1. Imminent war

2, Soundbite prep for election ads

I think the latter.

 

snowball777's picture

The smart veterans will bring home some duty-free goods from Afghanistan and start small retail businesses, if you get my drift.

goldfish1's picture

Hmmmm. I hear the poor whites in rural used-to-be-middleclass America have taken to snorting heroin.

WoodMizer's picture

<--- Market reaction Bullish

<--- Market reaction Bearish

C) Obummer is of little importance.

Quintus's picture

I feel obliged to watch for professional reasons, but everything about the way Obama speaks, his intonation, his theatrical flourishes and his endless patronising platitudes makes me retch.

 

The fact that he's generally talking bullshit doesn't help either.

Abiotic Oil's picture

He is a master of Neural Linguistic Programming.

I am Jobe's picture

Would rather watch Three Stooges than this crap.

Atomizer's picture

And here we go.

hedgeless_horseman's picture

 

With the Barack Hussein Obama, II Finger Puppet, you too can be like Goldman Sachs and have the President say whatever the fuck you want him to say! His all-business blue suit and understanding grin give him the same powerful presence as the real puppet behind the podium.

Tri-mode folksy/ghetto/Ivy League voice changer and Teleprompter not included.

 

Made in Kenya of artificial materials.

Husk-Erzulie's picture

Man, that is some right special agit-prop.  I predict you take 100 greenies.  :-))