Watch Obama Discuss the Job Numbers And "Prepare The Nation's Veterans For The Workforce"

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Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:09 | 1526863 Thorlyx
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This guy must know what he is talking about. All is well....

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:13 | 1526887 BaBaBouy
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Yesterday A BBQ, Today A Chat... How Sweet...

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:23 | 1526955 Cpl Hicks
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I wonder what he wished for when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:27 | 1526978 malikai
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Heh. Affirmative action for vets. Just what the economy needs!

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:31 | 1527009 TrafficNotHere
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Teleprompter in Chief

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:34 | 1527323 mkkby
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Obama wants one thing and one thing only... to be re-elected.  He will try some game like APPERING to wind down a few wars next year.  That probably means bringing home a few troops and having happy family reuinion-type photo ops on the telly.

As soon as he's re-elected, the REAL story will unfold.  More banker bailouts in the form of QE (other games), more wars... same old con game.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 13:32 | 1527586 Ying-Yang
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Hey Tyler... I was in my car and Rush Limbaugh just quoted Tyler Durden at about the Jobs numbers at 11:15 AM CST.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:34 | 1527007 TruthInSunshine
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Obama must have an incredibly incompetent advisor, or he is so narcissistic that he is not listening to his advisor, because it's clear that he believes he needs to make a near daily appearance, with each appearance diminishing whatever is left of his now insignificant quantity of credibility.

Face time does NOT EQUAL instilling confidence (CONfidence), Mr. President.

Law of diminishing (or quckly fleeting) returns has already spoken, and with each word you speak, just like with European, Japanese and central bankster blatherers, the more fear is created

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:39 | 1527046 cranky-old-geezer
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Acually yes, face time does work on most American sheeple.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:11 | 1527172 ElvisDog
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Face time works on people as long as they feel the speaker is genuine. Once people get it in their heads that the speaker is lying to them then every subsequent appearance only makes them angrier. How do you think long-term unemployed people feel when Obama talks about the "recovery" and "private sector job growth" for the 1000th time?

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:33 | 1527309 Juan Wild
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He's got a 40% approval rating. That means two things. A lot of people are in denial, that is they feel obligated to support him at all costs, or they are in a deep coma.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:36 | 1527332 Azannoth
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If you combine minorities and die-hard democrats you'll get pretty close to 40%(don't expect this number to fall much lower)

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:51 | 1527407 TruthInSunshine
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Acually yes, face time does work on most American sheeple.


Obligatory pic:

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:09 | 1527163 caconhma
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Obama and his handlers together with the FED are ruining the country.

It is that simple.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:25 | 1527260 Rodent Freikorps
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From the sound of things, that returning vets won't organize and hang to entire executive branch of government.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:08 | 1526864 caerus
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woohoo!  i love these little chats!

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:08 | 1526865 Iriestx
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Allow me to be the first to call bullshit.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:31 | 1526866 BaBaBouy
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BUSH was Sooooo Much Better Prezzzident ...

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:04 | 1527134 sun tzu
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You mean not as horrible. 

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:09 | 1526867 GeneMarchbanks
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Verbal diarrhea to commence shortly...

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:02 | 1527129 caconhma
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You ment mouth diarrhea.

Back in Soviet Union, we had Gorbachov. In America, we got GWB and now Obama.

Well, the final result will be the same: a collapse of the USA.


Gorbachov went to America. Where will Obama go?

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:07 | 1527155 Cpl Hicks
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Obama will go home.


Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:43 | 1527365 DeltaDawn
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If only we could get ESPN to make him an offer to sportscast, so he quits his re-election bid. 

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:50 | 1526868 BaBaBouy
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Bring DOWN the market Biatch ...

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:09 | 1526869 SheepDog-One
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Hey Obama piss off!

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:10 | 1526870 zorba THE GREEK
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Watch his lips, if you see them moving, then you know he's lying.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:10 | 1526872 I am Jobe
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How dare you. I was having breakfast and threw up as this popped up. WTF is this guy gonna to say that is going to change anyhting. Blah Blah Blah and more blah blah blah


Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:11 | 1526873 Gibu The Great
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Ke$ha was right on this one... blah blah blah

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:24 | 1526962 zerohandle
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please go kill yourself

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:33 | 1527036 Gibu The Great
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after you!

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:11 | 1526875 Cassandra Syndrome
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You would think we all this practice he would now be able to judge the length of time tp finish the 18th.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:14 | 1526891 snowball777
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He's waiting on Biden to finish retrieving his ball from the woods.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:19 | 1526931 Cognitive Dissonance
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Obama's game is slowed down because Biden is still learning key verbal commands such as "Go fetch" or "Roll over" and most importantly "Play dead".

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:32 | 1527012 GeneMarchbanks
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I swear it is like he's auditioning for the role of President on The West Wing. What, in all honesty, has this man done? All the mouthbreathers of the so called 'left' can't get enough though.


Fri, 08/05/2011 - 14:59 | 1527870 hardcleareye
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All the mouthbreathers of the so called 'left' can't get enough though.

Here is what a truly left group has to say about Obama (I was interested after reading your post and had to look up left groups, and what they had to say about Obama), here is an example:

Working Families Party

“They manufactured a crisis out of nothing, and they’ve won on every front. The Democrats gave up the store time and time again, and the Republicans kept asking for more. Send a message to New York’s Congressional delegation – Democrats and Republicans alike – that this is not the change you voted for.”

Even though the gallup poll says some 83% of Dem Libs approve of Obama, don't confuse that with the true left, for example Bernie Sanders of Vermont.

"We need a government which represents all the people, not just the wealthy, campaign contributors and lobbyists. "

People in the left are just as disgusted with Obama as the people on the right and in the middle, the only people who like POTUS are his corporate sponsors.  

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:11 | 1526876 Azannoth
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I don't know why this post made me think of this help me out :)

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:12 | 1526879 mfoste1
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"prepare our nations veterans for the workforce"? hmm sounds like a re-election farce play, just the same as his first campaign: "op close guantanamo"{LOL} and "bring troops home from Iraq", when in fact the administration actually had more troops stationed in Afghanistan and Libya than were brought home from Iraq. So now I guess we can assume that there will be another war starting soon.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:32 | 1527016 Tortfeasor
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I can't hire them.  Homeland Security says they are a terrorist threat.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 14:07 | 1527693 goldfish1
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As for why a nation's veterans should be preparing for the workforce:

1. Imminent war

2, Soundbite prep for election ads

I think the latter.


Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:12 | 1526881 snowball777
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The smart veterans will bring home some duty-free goods from Afghanistan and start small retail businesses, if you get my drift.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 14:09 | 1527698 goldfish1
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Hmmmm. I hear the poor whites in rural used-to-be-middleclass America have taken to snorting heroin.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:12 | 1526882 WoodMizer
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<--- Market reaction Bullish

<--- Market reaction Bearish

C) Obummer is of little importance.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:10 | 1526883 Quintus
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I feel obliged to watch for professional reasons, but everything about the way Obama speaks, his intonation, his theatrical flourishes and his endless patronising platitudes makes me retch.


The fact that he's generally talking bullshit doesn't help either.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 13:56 | 1527650 Abiotic Oil
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He is a master of Neural Linguistic Programming.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:13 | 1526884 I am Jobe
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Would rather watch Three Stooges than this crap.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:10 | 1526885 Atomizer
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And here we go.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:17 | 1526888 hedgeless_horseman
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With the Barack Hussein Obama, II Finger Puppet, you too can be like Goldman Sachs and have the President say whatever the fuck you want him to say! His all-business blue suit and understanding grin give him the same powerful presence as the real puppet behind the podium.

Tri-mode folksy/ghetto/Ivy League voice changer and Teleprompter not included.


Made in Kenya of artificial materials.

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 11:53 | 1527102 BaBaBouy
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Hehehehehe Good One ...

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 12:22 | 1527234 Husk-Erzulie
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Man, that is some right special agit-prop.  I predict you take 100 greenies.  :-))

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