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Watch Obama's Remarks On Payroll Taxes Live

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It is another TOTUS session, this time the teleprompter has some thoughts it would like to share with the president and some high school
students regarding payroll taxes. Watch live here. Not sure what the shot keyword is today. Probably "taxes" - so every time he says "tax", "taxes" or "tax cut" do a shot.

 

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Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:51 | 1931851 slaughterer
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No wonder the market is starting to crash: Jimmy, uh, I mean, Obama is on the TV...

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:14 | 1931990 4realmoney
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Looks like more intervention coming from German Banks: http://djia.tv/reuters/expect-more-global-action-on-european-debt-crisis...

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:59 | 1932694 AldousHuxley
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it was globally coordinated....the usual G20.

 

Know your new world order:

UN = world welfare keep the poor quiet government

Worldbank / IMF / BIS = world central bank

 

US military = world police force

 

G20 = world executive branch

 

 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:14 | 1931991 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Looking especially sickly lately.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:23 | 1932053 Sudden Debt
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To bad i can't watch it on my ipad because my wife seems to have used to much olive oil in my dinner today and i feel like taking a long crapper.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 19:30 | 1933061 phyuckyiu
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Take the ipad into the bathroom. I hear it's a diuretic.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:18 | 1932017 Sudden Debt
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I'm thinking 2008 when after a last spike we're going to crash into the abyss.
I just don't see anything to justify a rally.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 19:07 | 1932983 Ruffcut
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I can't drink when I watch the potushit. I can only burb a little puke everytime he opens his mouth. Not very tasty, either.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 19:13 | 1933002 Grinder74
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And in other news, The Most Transparent Administration Ever quickly seals Gunwalker/F&F records on border agent's death.

http://hotair.com/archives/2011/11/30/most-transparent-administration-ever-seals-gunwalker-records-on-agents-death/

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:53 | 1931853 undercover brother
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How do you know Obama's bullshitting us?   If he's opening his mouth.  AMEN !

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:19 | 1932023 Hippocratic Oaf
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This fuck is in MY city today!

With the Rock tree being lit!

He is an empty suit/pompous ass! 

ENOUGH!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:05 | 1932289 jayman21
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Wish they could arrest his ass for disrupting NYC traffic.  Such a double standard.  A few protestors block a little traffic and they are arrested.  He comes to town, the whole city is rerouted, and twice I was told that I was not able to get back to my building on previous visits.  Thanks NYPD.  Please arrest him on the same charges as the OWS crowd and show some respect to the NYC tax payers, just once.  Ok, yes, I know, you are just doing your job.  Ok, police order, I will be a good slave,

 

Enough is Enough +1

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:52 | 1931857 gbresnahan
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Tax cuts would be a lot nicer if Bernanke would stop printing.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:57 | 1931892 EscapeKey
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How many countries ever became rich through blatant monetization and/or socialism?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:21 | 1932033 Sudden Debt
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Every european country minus these last 2 years?
China?
The US?

It was fun while it lasted

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:54 | 1932660 Melin
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The problem with Socialism is, we've run out of everyone's money.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:52 | 1931858 rambler6421
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He's reading off his screen?

 

libertarian86.blogspot.com

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:54 | 1931859 Global Hunter
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Why am I looking at 15 retards and their stupid blank faces?  I pray that those directly behind this piece of shit talking are the first ground troops sent out to Iran

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:53 | 1931861 SheepDog-One
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Do a shot of what, Zyklon-B? Sick of this shit.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:26 | 1932073 Sudden Debt
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Just don't take a shot of that when you're taking a shower because i've read that might kill ya and I don't think it's FDA approved either.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:41 | 1932161 toothpicker
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Actually it is approved (but only for the sheeple). Soon they will be standing in line to get it injected. It will be labeled "vaccine"

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:08 | 1932322 MachoMan
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Not really, items like the flu shot are merely meant to create dependents, not corpses...  I guess at some point the host has little meat left worth picking, but still...

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:53 | 1931862 Snakeeyes
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Hey Ostammer, talk about the Fed intervening in Europe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And whether taxpayers should be funding the Euro bailout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 http://confoundedinterest.wordpress.com


Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:24 | 1932061 Carlyle Groupie
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Old news to the Bamster.

He seemed fine with no objections to TARP funds sent to EURO banks so US sheeple could gift big bonus packages to those in need.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:54 | 1931863 Cognitive Dissonance
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And to think I used to complain that we never saw George Bush on TV.

Please, I'm begging you. Will someone please hack Obama's telecasts?

PLEASE?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:26 | 1932068 Carlyle Groupie
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Sounds vaguely like a terrorist plot. Careful now. Gitmo is not full.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 19:16 | 1933014 Grinder74
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Vince Flynn hasn't written about it yet, so Obama can't steal the idea for ratings.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:53 | 1931864 azzhatter
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Everytime he opens the piehole I wish Reggie Love would insert a dick

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 19:16 | 1933017 Grinder74
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He does, but only when Sandusky is watching.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:53 | 1931865 spekulatn
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BUZZ KILL!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:54 | 1931868 slaughterer
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Obama will run a Truman-style anti-Congress campaign, no doubt.  He will also win.  

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:04 | 1931928 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Well then God help the Koreans.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:02 | 1931873 hedgeless_horseman
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"How many of you could use an extra $1,500?" asked Obama.

So this is what the President of the United States has sunk to?  Asking high school students if they want him to give them money? 

 

 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:06 | 1931938 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Too funny. Too, too funny.

I think I'm going to be sick...

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:10 | 1931969 hedgeless_horseman
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Thu, 12/01/2011 - 00:18 | 1933858 Johnny G.
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When lunch just isn't enough

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:19 | 1932025 TeamDepends
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Just call Montel at Money Mutual.  All you need is a pulse....

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 19:19 | 1933023 Grinder74
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"How many of you could use an extra $1,500?" asked Obama.

Maybe if your dumb white ass hadn't taken it in the first place, I wouldn't need you to "give" it back.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:55 | 1931877 bob_dabolina
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Fuck me

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:01 | 1931907 Falcon15
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Not with Obama's dick and Biden pushing. Thanks for the offer tho. Raincheck. Oh wait, Obama is FUCKING US ALL! Best see about a reach around...no? 4 more years of this shit? *calling suicide hotline*

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:09 | 1931961 nonclaim
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Be careful... under the national health "care" it will become the assisted suicide hotline.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:55 | 1931880 Spaceman Spiff
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This guy is such a cruel joke.   He can't get beyond his usual politics and tackle real issues.   I'm so sick of the R-D bull crap.   How did so many retards get into positions of power?   (No offense to the actual mentally handicapped for comparing you with such simpletons.)

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:56 | 1931885 fuu
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Why do you hate my liver?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:01 | 1931910 CH1
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My thoughts exactly!

Love ya to death Tyler, but your drinking games could be fatal!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:56 | 1931886 GeneMarchbanks
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You have to empty your bottle if he mentions Iran by name.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:57 | 1931895 TruthInSunshine
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Did he just say "I'm a dumbass. Here are some of favs?"

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:04 | 1931927 EscapeKey
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So that's why they all applaud.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:58 | 1931898 Falcon15
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The young guy in the striped red tie on the left looks like he is considering where to stick a knife...he stares at Obumfarts back with that dumb sheep grimace. He also reminds me of Marty Feldman..."Hump? I have a HUMP?"

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:07 | 1931931 midgetrannyporn
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The whole bunch behind him look like they've been administered a sed-a-give.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FPdNpslw-w

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:07 | 1931946 CrockettAlmanac.com
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It could be worse. It could be raining.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:21 | 1932030 c'mon man
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What Knockers!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 15:59 | 1931902 goldnguns
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"They're willing to do more if asked".
So just "ASK" them you blivet - we already have a voluntary tax system where you can donate more to the IRS than your tax due. How many actually voluntarily donate?

God help us. Gotta go stock up before - well, you know.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:58 | 1932684 Melin
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I learned a new word today ; )

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:03 | 1931905 bob_dabolina
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Does Obama know that more then 50% of people pay no income tax?

I'm really curious. Can someone from his campaign staff answer that anonymously here? Is he even aware of that?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:39 | 1932146 NotApplicable
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It's far worse than that, bob. Unless they've changed the tax code, this isn't a cut at all, it just means they won't deduct as much directly from your paycheck. You still have have the same tax "liability".

It's a real win-win for the politicos, make the masses think they're gettin' paid, only to discover a smaller refund check after the fact. Then they cry out for relief, creating a mandate for the next "cut."

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:01 | 1931908 kralizec
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This asshats speeches draw more flies than an outhouse!!!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:01 | 1931911 Milton Waddams
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'wealthy people like me' should be the shot keyword.  The amount of times this guy brags about his financial status is enough to make even the biggest lushes blackout drunk.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:02 | 1931917 JPM Hater001
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"Big Generous Values"

Yes, you are sooo fucking generous with my money.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:03 | 1931918 Falcon15
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Did he just say don't be a FUCKING GRINCH?!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:09 | 1931963 CrockettAlmanac.com
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He's Barry Lou Who.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:40 | 1932152 NotApplicable
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I about choked on iced tea. Damn you, funny guy!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:03 | 1931920 bonderøven-farm ass
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Kongress works foe ME?  

When in the Hell did that happen?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:12 | 1931982 CrockettAlmanac.com
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I was going to say:

"Barney Frank had better finish my laundry before he tries slipping out the back door."

But that's just too weird on so many levels.

 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:04 | 1931925 JPM Hater001
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*burp

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:04 | 1931926 Falcon15
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MONTY PYTHON!!!! It is a fucking Flying Circus.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:13 | 1931985 CrockettAlmanac.com
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The band music is strangely hilarious. Wait for the giant foot.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:04 | 1931929 Blano
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Lots of pale faces in the background.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:05 | 1931932 HANKREARDON
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I heard this song while waiting in line for Mr. Toads Wild ride at Disney!

 

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:15 | 1932000 CrockettAlmanac.com
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We're all on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride right now.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:05 | 1931935 oogs66
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I will be doing shots every time he says the word "the". Been one of those days

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:05 | 1931936 Comay Mierda
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I've never seen a nicer looking dictator

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:16 | 1932008 CrockettAlmanac.com
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Does anyone remember "the Kaddafi Look" from the original SNL?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:06 | 1931939 data_monkey
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I came into this late but did he just say, don't keep talking about what's wrong with America? ...Idiot.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:06 | 1931940 TruthInSunshine
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I love the Hopium balloons. They fly so much higher than the helium ones.

#WhereIsJohnCorzine?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:07 | 1931951 KenShabby
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What a fucking clown!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:08 | 1931952 non_anon
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Bottle of WT 101 on standby!

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:10 | 1931967 lemonobrien
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Hey, I love tax cuts so I can buy more gold. If Ron Paul don't run, I'm vot'n fo 'bama; and don't give a shit about nothing except buying gold, guns, and planning my get away.

 

shit gonna hit the fan, don't matter whose president.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:14 | 1931994 docmac324
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Can someone proficient with Photoshop go ahead and meld Tyler's deer picture with this Obama picture and just get it over with?

 

TY

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:17 | 1932011 MFL8240
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Sickening to even look at this clown.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:18 | 1932014 Lone Deranger
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Did somebody get an "uh" count.  You would think the teleprompter technician would be getting the speed right on that thing so we could reduce the frequency of POTUS' favorite utterance...

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:18 | 1932019 youngman
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I am drunk now.......now what do I do...I know...buy some Netflix..

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:21 | 1932032 azzhatter
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I'm wondering if Obama sucks off Bernanke or is it the other way around? So confusing these days. And of course is Timmay a menage a trois?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 19:22 | 1933032 Grinder74
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Timmy is one of those smaller dildos the lezzies use for their pucker-holes.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:21 | 1932034 Misean
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"so every time he says "tax", "taxes" or "tax cut" do a shot"

Meh. I just down a bottle of Stoli as soon as he opens his mouth. Faster, easier, and I don't remember any of it.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:26 | 1932075 kralizec
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drain bamage

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:46 | 1932190 thechainrule
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I was drunk from the facemelt that was the market day and now this...

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 16:54 | 1932244 Georgesblog
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Better yet, every time you hear the word, "tax", buy more physical gold and silver. That way, you can sit back and watch your garden grow, while everyone else is trying to figure out what a job is.

 http://georgesblogforum.wordpress.com/2011/11/02/the-daily-climb-2/

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:11 | 1932341 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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Tyler et al:  My pancreatitis and the ER doctors working on it do not thank you. (Do you think the ER folks will take notice of me doing another shot?)

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:13 | 1932356 Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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Hey Tyler--According to an anecdote on SurvivalBlog, Zerohedge has been "firewalled" by the guberment--If you are a governement worker--you can't see ZH at work.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 17:47 | 1932625 Mentaliusanything
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True but we found a way around it. Now the whole damn floor is awake. This site actually awakened the drones and stirred what was thought to be dead brain matter into action.

Zero Hedge is a National Treasure and maybe an International one as well.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 19:25 | 1933045 Grinder74
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I don't support gay marriage, but I'd pay the caterer and BJ the grooms-maids for the Tyler Durden/Matt Drudge nuptials.

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 18:22 | 1932802 Clowns on Acid
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Is Jon Corrzine hiding in Kenya?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 19:42 | 1932956 non_anon
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don't you just love the way politicos rob from the future to pay the bills today?

Wed, 11/30/2011 - 21:25 | 1933413 buyingsterling
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President Puke

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