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Watch The President Deliver The American Jobs Act To Congress Live
For all your heartfelt, congratulatory, nay laudatory remarks vis-a-vis the TOTUS, here is the webcast that will allow you to comment as you toast the president who certainly means well, even if he still has to be acquainted with an abacus. That's ok though. "Everything will be paid for"... Somehow. Even the post office. Just hike that debt ceiling. After all who needs taxes when the Fed will soon monetize the entire deficit anyway. In the meantime, as a reminder that Dubya may be gone but not forgotten, we get this from Bloomberg: DEPT OF HOMELAND SECURITY CITES 'SPECIFIC, CREDIBLE' THREAT.
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Get ready to hear the Clown call for an end to the Circus.....
enough of the talk Mr. President
with all due respect, Put up or Shut up
I don't respect the president.
Is that Obama? Or Osama?
Maybe YoMamma?
Talk is cheap. He's all talk.
EDIT: After watching this side show for 10 mins, I can firmly conclude that this speech will go down in history as one of the most abysmal failures of all time. Not only is it full of nothing, it lacks the same "I have a dream-esque" that Oflubber used to get elected.
No one's buying it anymore. We need action and results. This man is about neither.
Speaking of all talk -- did you have your own plan to offer? I assume you do, given your critique. Let's hear it.
I'll take a shot:
1. Fire Congress, all of them. transfer congressional powers to state governors.
2. Change all patents to a 10 year life. After that, open source and free for anyone.
3. Legalize pot for anyone 25+
4. Change mail delivery to 3 days a week. Charge $1 for standard letters.. No discounts for bulk junk mail.
Could think of a bunch more.. But that's a start..
Get rid of income tax, IRS, dept or education, homeland security, dea, ATF... Institute a national sales tax capped at 10%, instate competing currencies, end the fed, close all foreign bases, bring the troops home... Just to name a few.
Ron? Is that you? Awesome...
Here's a good start:
1) Get us out of the six wars we're in.
2) Immediate and massive tax cuts.
3) Immediate and massive spending cuts.
4) Every single government program and agency must see cuts, many to be eliminated entirely.
5) Immediately - troops, drones, cameras, wall to the Mexican border. Anyone attempting to cross will be shot.
6) All illegals caught to be deported immediately. If they are working under the table, the company will not be punished this first time but will be told to put an ad in the paper that there is a job opening.
7) All czars are immediately removed from power and hauled before a Senate committee to testify as to their actions and what money they have spent.
8) Obama must either resign immediately or offer not to run in 2012.
9) All foreign aid will be ended immediately and the money put into the US treasury. This includes payments/aid to the UN.
That is for starters.
Here's my plan
1. End wars, nationalize the federal reserve, abolish all taxes, restore the Constitution and bring back all civil liberties, declare undocumented immigrants citizens with the option to participate in nationalized industry and encourage them to be assimilated. Make abortion illegal since life begins in the womb (biological fact that has nothing to do with dogma or theology) and because future citizens and workers will be needed to help finance social programs. Secure the border.
2. Nationalize any industry that received bailouts, subsidies, excessive tax breaks, built by government grants, or any singificant corporate welfare. All assets seized and the profits from GE alone would be enough to finance my plans. Time to collect on that debt, we'll see how they like real socialism. 100% of profit goes to the state to be redistributed. Small businesses and any corporation that did not participate national looting would be left alone.
3. Institute a barter based economy backed by the capabilities of national industry and national resources. Transnational trade will be based on barter.
4. Invest heavily in infrastructure and industry with collected wealth from the previously nationalized industries. All industry created will be property of the state. This will create more than enough jobs with high wages because my monetary policy will be backed by industry and resources and the currency won't inflate as wages rise.
5. Institute social programs, state owned and operated. People are given a choice to opt out of social programs but won't reap the benefits of the collective. Capitalism won't be discouraged or prevented but all participants will receive no benefits from the state but will not be hindered by the state.
6. Revamp public education to teach critical thinking skills and logic. Public schools will compete with the best private schools and will be held to those standards. Institute tuition free public universities.
7. The most important thing of all is my plan would be a free society. People will not be hindered by the state and will be able to choose the life they live. If they wish to establish communities contrary to the ideology of the state then they will not be hindered. If they wish to create a socialist community separate from the state then they will be free to do so so long as they do not harm anyone.
There is no "due respect". There is only "earned".
shovel ready bitchez
He'll make it rain.
I applaud you fuu.
I laugh all time I see fuu.
<bow>
thats Obummer's job
I think Obamma is actually MillionDollarBonus_.
+300b
AKA Harry Wanger?
This thing is going to be riddled with fraud. I think i will become a small business just to get the breaks.
Send in the Clowns
This is perfect background music for the speech.
His wardrobe coordinator made sure his tie matched his lips.
"As I said ten times before: We should piss it right away."
Wish I were there soz Iz could technicolor yawn live.
Gibson Guitar CEO will be in the gallery...jobs jobs jobs ;-)
BULLISH!
Please God, deliver us a well placed asteroid... in Jesus' name, Amen.
That would be bullish
It would be bullish. However, I'm not sure Jesus is into hit requests. Just sayin'.
Nah, he has a history with the moneychangers. Remember, Jesus the sequel will return as a warrior.
"Let his days be few; Let another take his office."
But if he were, this one would have to rate!
He's a little busy right now.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=24e_1315394565
That's funny right there.
He's saving all the good stuff for the end.
I haven't laughed so much since the recession started. Thanks. Would it be a sequel to Deep Impact? Title?
HE got the coasts mixed up...
why the fuck would they raise the sec level? bad speech?
"why the fuck would they raise the sec level?"
The azz hats that molest kids, women, old people at transportation terminals don't want us to forget that we are still paying them...
O to announce an updated version of the Unpatriot Act?
They haven't figured out that we aren't spending money, except on PMs, to wreck the TBTF banks and the azz hat gov that support them...
lol...what up sw...
have they hired a new speech writer ? its just as funny if not funnier
I'm enjoying the powerpoint overlay on the right side of the screen.
Awe man...I was really hoping to see that Reagan clip from last night beneath the President Zero speech box. Talk about your contrast. Considering the moron contest last night in the comment section of the Reagan speech thread, it would have been a nice opportunity for certain members of ZH to ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THE REAGAN SPEECH.
Hi ho.
Reagan....Reagan....Reagan....Reagan....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on, Tyler. Show them what this speech is really NOT about.
"We have today floated bonds to allow borrowing for the following pork..."
excerpt:
" Well, all the elements for fascism are in place. We have a monetary system that is accountable to no one and that’s a very good start. If you think about it, the way that the monetary system is structured, the government at this point can literally spend money on anything. They talk about capping the federal deficits and all that, but they’ll get past that in no time at all. Probably by the time the viewers are watching this they will have announced a big deal, you know, that they have raised the debt cap. And you know, once you have – if you pin your money to nothing, if you have a monetary system that is based on nothing, then you can afford anything. You can afford all the wars you want, you can afford all the bureaucracy you want; and so they have. That’s a first step."
More worth the read at:
http://news.goldseek.com/GoldSeek/1315517202.php
...so they just issued a ''credible terror threat warning'' and BOOM, Rosemary's Baby enters the Captiol.
...ironic? LOL
The credible terror threat is a job speech tonight by Hussein, some might not make it out alive, suffering from self inflicted gun shot wounds or consuming cyanide capsules.
...that's ''Hussein of Babylon'' and Chairman of the U.N.Security, winner of nuclear nonproLIFEration Nobel Prize.
http://bible.cc/daniel/8-25.htm
With only a few days till 9-11, they have to issue a ''credible terror threat warning'' - without terrified sheep, their game falls apart.
"without terrified sheep, their game falls apart."
Right... and the terrified sheep are going to depend on DHC child molesters working at transportation terminals? LOL
Perhaps O is going to announce a new network of checkpoints that will stop all vehicles and check our papers?
I saw the system that Franco installed in Spain... up close and personal... The US is headed that way.
I would like to hear O say that he is going to uphold the Constitution...and put crooks in jail.
Don't hold your breath ... or you'll end up the colour of his lips.
Me too, I was detrained and molested by submachine gun totin' thugs. Welcome to Spain!
Anybody bring popcorn?
I brought a jar of Vasoline, after all I am a tax payer, if I am going to get screwed might as well make it as painless as possible....
Oh wow is this guy for real? So three years after this shit starts, 2.2 million and rising homes in foreclosure and he now has a plan to fix that shit!?!?!?! Is it me or does this all sound like the same shit he has tried the past two times?
Yet again anal probing gets a bad press. J/K ;O)
I did but threw it up a minute ago.
'sup ya'll
$447 billion?!?!? are you kidding me?!?!?
I could've sworn it was 100b, then 400b, now 450b. Prob closer to 800gadzillion.
I like that term. FYI:
The gadzillion - fictitious name for an unspecified, large enough number to be unfathomable.
I think it is a better name than "googol".
For your contemplation pleasure, the Googol has 100 zeros (10100).
To put things in perspective:
The Googolplex has a googol of zeros.
Credit: Cecil Adams
"$447 billion?!?!? are you kidding me?!?!?"
It's just more god damned pieces of paper... or the electronic equivalent.
Kicking the can again.
I would rather sandpaper a Bobcat's ass in a phone booth, than watch another Obama teleprompter read.
"Sandpaper a Bobcat's ass in a phone booth" I'm agonna steal that from ya. I need it for my collection.
Me too.
Me too. I have a bobcat that lives at the back of my property. Gonna give this a try before watching the next Prezidential Spew, er, Speech. I don't have insurance though, should I feign speaking Mexican before seeking treatment?
I simply cannot watch this narcissist... well, really can't watch any of them anymore, but this guy is bottom of the barrel.
Oksy, I make an exception for Ron Paul. :)
'i would rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth', hahahhahhahahahahah. thats slick as catshit on linoleum.
Is that scrawny black guy with the big ears and nasty wife still President?
Where's Joe Wilson?
LIAR!
Tell Biden the movies can wait and stop picking his seat!
The fake threat is just to entice people to tune in before football
OK, let's see him throw the "long bomb" Hail Mary pass:
$15,000 check for any "99'r" who gets off his ass and goes out and finds a job.
Make it $24,900...and we'll talk.
booooooo!
Can these self-congratulatory grandiose entrances take any longer?
Though maybe I shouldn't complain; if they weren't wasting time doing nothing, they'd be wasting my capital, freedoms, civil liberties, etc.
Not often I disagree with you Tyler, but "means well"??? You're being overly polite, right?
These guys mean to rule. Period. All that "good intentions" crap is for stupid sheep, while they line up to be sheared and/or butchered... again.
i wonder if he will address downgrading state & muni bonds so tax lien certificates aren't money in the bank anymore @ 25%/yr interest guaranteed by federal law but more expensive state borrowing cost since s&p downgrade? Thats the safest part of my [portfolio
hey hey hey
I got jobs
steve jobs
real jobs
jobbery jobs
inside jobs
outside jobs
shovel jobs
jobs jobs jobs jobs jobs!
get em while their hot jobs!
blow jobs
joe jobs
got the nation snowed jobs
YAY!
Too many 3 letter words for me to read...
o'bummer sez take the packers at -4 1/2
Mein Herren......
Der Fuhrer!!
I can't watch another Obama reality episode. We know what he's going to say and we know how the MSM is going to swoon. But Thomas Sowell doesn't mince words calling bullshit on Bamm.
Listening to a Liar - Thomas Sowell - National Review Online
There used to be a time when the government and the POTUS wasn't unrelentingly in our faces and up our asses every single freaking minute of every single freaking day of the year.
I hate this fake crap. Stop the kissing, shaking hands, and get up to the teleprompter.
Y'all long on Titanic deck chairs? I hear they're fixin' to go through a reorginization.
WTF was that in the purple dress? A chupacabra???
Didn't catch the show but I'll that it may have been the new SCOTUS gal looks like Tom Bosley
The purple being worn by the Left tonight was the message of solidarity with the SEIU - more union thugs. You'd think someone on the Left in the PR department would have thought better than to put Trumka up there when we're reading about union riots on the West Coast today.
Look Boehner and Biden coordinated their ties tonight.
That is the best bipartisan cooperation we going to get out of this administrations
It's like having a plunger matching an applicator. Even dressed up you wouldn't want to touch it.
damn, Boner's finally reached his goal, to be darker than oblamer
Omg Biden looks like Herman Munster
Wonder if he'll mention the correlation between unemployment and the labor boards recent assault on home builders and any other non-union industry (not that there's any home building going on mind you...)
535 losers all in one room....
"535 losers all in one room...."
sigh... where are the terrorists when you need them?
Funny how those terrorists never strike out at politicians...
His concern couldnt be faker if it was tits on an LA ac[wait]tress
Good stuff, Liz!
100 jobs could be created with the time saved from not applauding themselves.
Oh....so the crisis is "ongoing and national." Hmmmm? Wouldn't know that if you believed the BlowHorn was a credible financial news network. Interesting choice of words there, President Zero.
"Everything will be paid for...everything." Hmmmmm? By who, President Zero?
"Pass this bill right away." Hmmm? Really? Where were you, President Zero, a year ago? On the golf course? Do we have to pass it to find out what's in it?
Childish tone..."how can we expect"..........crumbling schools. Really? Haven't we spent the king's ransom on schools already, President Zero?
"Independent fund." Really, President Zero? No future tax payer support needed? Really? Do I look like a sucker fish, President Zero?
Heard enough already. Shutting it down now. This man has nothing to add to the national dialogue...not the one that has to do with saving the Republic.
Good luck, brothers. We live in very dangerous times....indeed.
Get your aggressive tendencies ready.
Oops...caught one last comment on the way to the log out button..........."A week from Monday." Too bad he did not say Tuesday.
Charlatan, bitchez!
Cdad-
Pour yourself 4 fingers of Scotch and watch the football game, you'll feel better.
Any brand above eye level that starts with "Glenn..." should do.
My daughter, another parent, and myself wired up about 20 some classrooms for highspeed internet at her small private school. Routers, cards bought cheaply online. My at the time 11 year old daughter updated the software on all computers, and everything worked great, and we did not spend someone else's $billions. Obumma sucks. I do not want to give another dime to his union thugs. America will be "more competitive for the long haul" when this bum is unemployed.
Is there a gold fish in Bidens water glass?
he's going to have to get the sandwich out of his briefcase if this keeps up.
I feel bad for the 2 idiots sitting behind him having to pretend they care the entire time.
I honestly thought those two behind him were CGI men.
I'm taking a while to catch up with his speech here in the UK but we only get limited US coverage. Every single thing I see is fake fake fake. Bloomberg, CNBC, Fox news, it's all just a load of shallow shit that would probably win an oscar. It's all bollocks, less convincing than a Hollywood "B" movie.
I really pity the Americans with only 2 political parties to vote for. You all point out that any President you will get is a puppet. How the hell you get out of that quandary fuck knows.
At least in Europe we have more than 2 lots of corrupt fuckers to vote for, at least three for us in Blightly!
I love you ZH ers. You've opened my eyes and continue to enlighten me.
PS Our BBC is just as bad as Fox News, just slightly different, the BBC is a pile of shit biased lefties.
In u.s. we don't even have to vote! We have diebold.
"The American Jobs Act Part 8"
American Temporary Employment So We Can Attempt To Delay the Inevitable Hyperinflationary Depression Act.
536 douchebags in one spot. okay maybe 535 if you leave out RP.....
Big O looks like he asked for too much rouge
"must restore fairness"
"fire the white man hire a black man"
Make sure no one has a job, that's his brand of fair.
...the two parties already voted for the Cisco Prisoner Yahoos of the Great Wal Mart of China.
President Obama's comments are milque toast. In the absence of the ability to acknowledge it was error to allow the US manufacturing base to be dismantled without requiring job creation in the US prevents us from coming to grips with the resulting structural unemployment.
The American Jobs Act is a far cry from FDR's call for guaranteed jobs in his so-called Second Bill of Rights, announced way back in 1944.
Obama's proposals are not FDRish. Instead, his approach is more like Coolidge and Hoover. The rest, as they say, is history.
...oh, now it's an ''on going national crisis''. First this ass is all about the banker sellout slush fund and now the dipshit wants to take away more from labor to help expand the black hole. What an evil delusional spaz.
Mark Lavin is providing excellent commentary while Obama speaks on his show.
Tom Woods disemboweled Levin not too long ago.
I think they should pass this jobs plan right away.
You can walk to the edge of the building now.
It's a fucking union job plan
Is this guy really this stupid or is it just a ploy?
Uh, nope it is not a ploy.........
It's an outrage. LMAO.
Do they still make Jolt cola?
'all the sugar and twice the caffiene!'
PASS IT NOW don't read the bill PASS IT NOW
I thought he said: Piss it right away.
Think of the children!
I have mark lavin on also. hahahahahaahahhah
He makes this audio boarding secession tolerable, as for as torture goes.
Is this guy really this stupid or is it just a ploy?
The unemployed Just can't wait to give up there free check to dig ditches I am sure they will start to pay their mortgages again too
you heard it hear first.... a nice new school is a RIGHT for students now-a-days....
Hot Dog! Transportation infrastructure! New infrstructure for Warren Buffet courtesy of the taxpayer...or of the printing press.
An American Handjob Act to go with the American Ass Reaming Act.
They decided to provide a reach around after all...
That's just to get the money that's not in your wallet...
I just passed gas and burped right a way
You see, the crisis can be solved. New jobs will come, people back to work, lower taxes, more growth. Everything will be fine. No Armageddon. Up to Christmas. Boring world we live in.
mr. president, mr. president, where are all of these'highly educated' children/people going to work?
Who is that up there, Michael Vick or Donovan McNabb? Where are his helmet and shoulder pads?
someone should of rolled in with a Gibson guitar in tow.