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Watch The President Deliver The American Jobs Act To Congress Live

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For all your heartfelt, congratulatory, nay laudatory remarks vis-a-vis the TOTUS, here is the webcast that will allow you to comment as you toast the president who certainly means well, even if he still has to be acquainted with an abacus. That's ok though. "Everything will be paid for"... Somehow. Even the post office. Just hike that debt ceiling. After all who needs taxes when the Fed will soon monetize the entire deficit anyway. In the meantime, as a reminder that Dubya may be gone but not forgotten, we get this from Bloomberg: DEPT OF HOMELAND SECURITY CITES 'SPECIFIC, CREDIBLE' THREAT.

 

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Thu, 09/08/2011 - 18:55 | 1648168 FLUSA.com
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Get ready to hear the Clown call for an end to the Circus.....

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:05 | 1648188 anynonmous
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enough of the talk Mr. President

with all due respect, Put up or Shut up

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:30 | 1648426 dwdollar
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I don't respect the president.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:44 | 1648452 nope-1004
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Is that Obama?  Or Osama?

Maybe YoMamma?

Talk is cheap.  He's all talk.

 EDIT:  After watching this side show for 10 mins, I can firmly conclude that this speech will go down in history as one of the most abysmal failures of all time.  Not only is it full of nothing, it lacks the same "I have a dream-esque" that Oflubber used to get elected.

No one's buying it anymore.  We need action and results.  This man is about neither.

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:49 | 1648562 Maniac Researcher
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Speaking of all talk -- did you have your own plan to offer? I assume you do, given your critique. Let's hear it.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:00 | 1648635 iDealMeat
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I'll take a shot:

1. Fire Congress, all of them.  transfer congressional powers to state governors.

2. Change all patents to a 10 year life. After that, open source and free for anyone.

3. Legalize pot for anyone 25+

4. Change mail delivery to 3 days a week. Charge $1 for standard letters.. No discounts for bulk junk mail.

 

Could think of a bunch more..  But that's a start..

 

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 21:07 | 1649009 Calculated_Risk
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Get rid of income tax, IRS, dept or education, homeland security, dea, ATF... Institute a national sales tax capped at 10%, instate competing currencies, end the fed, close all foreign bases, bring the troops home... Just to name a few.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:11 | 1649304 krispkritter
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Ron? Is that you? Awesome...

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 02:15 | 1649705 Van Halen
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Here's a good start: 

1) Get us out of the six wars we're in.

2) Immediate and massive tax cuts.

3) Immediate and massive spending cuts.

4) Every single government program and agency must see cuts, many to be eliminated entirely.

5) Immediately - troops, drones, cameras, wall to the Mexican border. Anyone attempting to cross will be shot.

6) All illegals caught to be deported immediately. If they are working under the table, the company will not be punished this first time but will be told to put an ad in the paper that there is a job opening.

7) All czars are immediately removed from power and hauled before a Senate committee to testify as to their actions and what money they have spent.

8) Obama must either resign immediately or offer not to run in 2012.

9) All foreign aid will be ended immediately and the money put into the US treasury. This includes payments/aid to the UN.

That is for starters.

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 04:31 | 1649781 saiybat
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Here's my plan

1. End wars, nationalize the federal reserve, abolish all taxes, restore the Constitution and bring back all civil liberties, declare undocumented immigrants citizens with the option to participate in nationalized industry and encourage them to be assimilated. Make abortion illegal since life begins in the womb (biological fact that has nothing to do with dogma or theology) and because future citizens and workers will be needed to help finance social programs. Secure the border.

2. Nationalize any industry that received bailouts, subsidies, excessive tax breaks, built by government grants, or any singificant corporate welfare. All assets seized and the profits from GE alone would be enough to finance my plans. Time to collect on that debt, we'll see how they like real socialism. 100% of profit goes to the state to be redistributed. Small businesses and any corporation that did not participate national looting would be left alone.

3. Institute a barter based economy backed by the capabilities of national industry and national resources. Transnational trade will be based on barter.

4. Invest heavily in infrastructure and industry with collected wealth from the previously nationalized industries. All industry created will be property of the state. This will create more than enough jobs with high wages because my monetary policy will be backed by industry and resources and the currency won't inflate as wages rise.

5. Institute social programs, state owned and operated. People are given a choice to opt out of social programs but won't reap the benefits of the collective. Capitalism won't be discouraged or prevented but all participants will receive no benefits from the state but will not be hindered by the state.

6. Revamp public education to teach critical thinking skills and logic. Public schools will compete with the best private schools and will be held to those standards. Institute tuition free public universities.

7. The most important thing of all is my plan would be a free society. People will not be hindered by the state and will be able to choose the life they live. If they wish to establish communities contrary to the ideology of the state then they will not be hindered. If they wish to create a socialist community separate from the state then they will be free to do so so long as they do not harm anyone.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:55 | 1648595 Sgt.Sausage
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There is no "due respect". There is only "earned".

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:07 | 1648216 I think I need ...
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shovel ready bitchez

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:08 | 1648223 fuu
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He'll make it rain.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:14 | 1648272 Lazlo Toth
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I applaud you fuu.

I laugh all time I see fuu.

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:15 | 1648280 fuu
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<bow>

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:17 | 1648298 Hugh G Rection
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thats Obummer's job

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:38 | 1648491 fuu
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I think Obamma is actually MillionDollarBonus_.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:47 | 1648551 zero_cool
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+300b

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:04 | 1648658 ceilidh_trail
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AKA Harry Wanger?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:28 | 1648399 Mike2756
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This thing is going to be riddled with fraud. I think i will become a small business just to get the breaks.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:12 | 1648242 Long-John-Silver
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Send in the Clowns

This is perfect background music for the speech.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:20 | 1648330 novanglus
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His wardrobe coordinator made sure his tie matched his lips.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:29 | 1648413 Ex Poker Stars
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"As I said  ten times before: We should piss it right away."

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 18:57 | 1648170 mynhair
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Wish I were there soz Iz could technicolor yawn live.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:10 | 1648235 nmewn
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Gibson Guitar CEO will be in the gallery...jobs jobs jobs ;-)

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 18:59 | 1648174 nestle
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BULLISH!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:04 | 1648197 Hugh G Rection
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Please God, deliver us a well placed asteroid... in Jesus' name, Amen.

That would be bullish

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:07 | 1648211 Cdad
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It would be bullish.  However, I'm not sure Jesus is into hit requests.  Just sayin'.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:08 | 1648220 Hugh G Rection
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Nah, he has a history with the moneychangers. Remember, Jesus the sequel will return as a warrior.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:15 | 1648278 nmewn
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"Let his days be few; Let another take his office."

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:10 | 1648232 CH1
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But if he were, this one would have to rate!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:29 | 1648417 Mike2756
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He's a little busy right now.

 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=24e_1315394565

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:42 | 1648518 andybev01
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That's funny right there.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:32 | 1648821 Blano
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He's saving all the good stuff for the end.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:44 | 1648530 FreedomGuy
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I haven't laughed so much since the recession started. Thanks. Would it be a sequel to Deep Impact? Title?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:00 | 1649264 Hulk
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HE got the coasts mixed up...

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 18:59 | 1648175 caerus
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why the fuck would they raise the sec level? bad speech?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:16 | 1648288 Snidley Whipsnae
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"why the fuck would they raise the sec level?"

The azz hats that molest kids, women, old people at transportation terminals don't want us to forget that we are still paying them...

O to announce an updated version of the Unpatriot Act?

They haven't figured out that we aren't spending money, except on PMs, to wreck the TBTF banks and the azz hat gov that support them...

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:17 | 1648303 caerus
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lol...what up sw...

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:27 | 1648176 doomandbloom
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have they hired a new speech writer ? its just as funny if not funnier

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:31 | 1648436 andybev01
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I'm enjoying the powerpoint overlay on the right side of the screen.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:01 | 1648180 Cdad
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Awe man...I was really hoping to see that Reagan clip from last night beneath the President Zero speech box.  Talk about your contrast.  Considering the moron contest last night in the comment section of the Reagan speech thread, it would have been a nice opportunity for certain members of ZH to ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THE REAGAN SPEECH.

Hi ho.

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:11 | 1648244 Cdad
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Reagan....Reagan....Reagan....Reagan....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Come on, Tyler.  Show them what this speech is really NOT about.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:01 | 1648182 Kreditanstalt
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"We have today floated bonds to allow borrowing for the following pork..."

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:59 | 1648629 goldfish1
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David Galland - We're Living in a Degraded Democracy

excerpt:

" Well, all the elements for fascism are in place. We have a monetary system that is accountable to no one and that’s a very good start. If you think about it, the way that the monetary system is structured, the government at this point can literally spend money on anything. They talk about capping the federal deficits and all that, but they’ll get past that in no time at all. Probably by the time the viewers are watching this they will have announced a big deal, you know, that they have raised the debt cap. And you know, once you have – if you pin your money to nothing, if you have a monetary system that is based on nothing, then you can afford anything. You can afford all the wars you want, you can afford all the bureaucracy you want; and so they have. That’s a first step."

More worth the read at:

http://news.goldseek.com/GoldSeek/1315517202.php

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:02 | 1648184 BlackholeDivestment
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...so they just issued a ''credible terror threat warning'' and BOOM, Rosemary's Baby enters the Captiol.

...ironic? LOL

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:06 | 1648195 bob_dabolina
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The credible terror threat is a job speech tonight by Hussein, some might not make it out alive, suffering from self inflicted gun shot wounds or consuming cyanide capsules.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:09 | 1648225 BlackholeDivestment
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...that's ''Hussein of Babylon'' and Chairman of the U.N.Security, winner of nuclear nonproLIFEration Nobel Prize.

http://bible.cc/daniel/8-25.htm

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:12 | 1648246 CH1
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With only a few days till 9-11, they have to issue a ''credible terror threat warning'' - without terrified sheep, their game falls apart.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:22 | 1648339 Snidley Whipsnae
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"without terrified sheep, their game falls apart."

Right... and the terrified sheep are going to depend on DHC child molesters working at transportation terminals? LOL

Perhaps O is going to announce a new network of checkpoints that will stop all vehicles and check our papers?

I saw the system that Franco installed in Spain... up close and personal... The US is headed that way.

I would like to hear O say that he is going to uphold the Constitution...and put crooks in jail.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:36 | 1648472 i-dog
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"I would like to hear O say that he is going to uphold the Constitution...and put crooks in jail."

Don't hold your breath ... or you'll end up the colour of his lips.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:40 | 1648499 Moe Howard
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Me too, I was detrained and molested by submachine gun totin' thugs. Welcome to Spain!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:02 | 1648185 Little John
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Anybody bring popcorn?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:07 | 1648200 NumNutt
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I brought a jar of Vasoline, after all I am a tax payer, if I am going to get screwed might as well make it as painless as possible....

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:33 | 1648451 NumNutt
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Oh wow is this guy for real? So three years after this shit starts, 2.2 million and rising homes in foreclosure and he now has a plan to fix that shit!?!?!?! Is it me or does this all sound like the same shit he has tried the past two times?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:52 | 1648577 smiler03
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Yet again anal probing gets a bad press. J/K ;O)

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:44 | 1648528 andybev01
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I did but threw it up a minute ago.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:03 | 1648189 trentusa
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'sup ya'll

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:03 | 1648190 caerus
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$447 billion?!?!? are you kidding me?!?!?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:14 | 1648273 thecoloredsky
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I could've sworn it was 100b, then 400b, now 450b. Prob closer to 800gadzillion.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:16 | 1648710 goldfish1
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I like that term. FYI:

The gadzillion - fictitious name for an unspecified, large enough number to be unfathomable.

I think it is a better name than "googol".

For your contemplation pleasure, the Googol has 100 zeros (10100).

To put things in perspective:

  • The number of words printed since in the 500 years after the Gutenberg Bible (so, say, 1456 to 1956) is around 1017.
  • If the entire universe were filled with protons and electrons so that there was no vacant space, the total number would be about 10110. That's larger than a googol but much less than a googolplex.

The Googolplex has a googol of zeros.

Credit: Cecil Adams

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:24 | 1648372 Snidley Whipsnae
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"$447 billion?!?!? are you kidding me?!?!?"

It's just more god damned pieces of paper... or the electronic equivalent.

Kicking the can again.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:04 | 1648192 Clint Liquor
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I would rather sandpaper a Bobcat's ass in a phone booth, than watch another Obama teleprompter read.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:07 | 1648214 Little John
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"Sandpaper a Bobcat's ass in a phone booth" I'm agonna steal that from ya.  I need it for my collection.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:36 | 1648840 Blano
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Me too.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:14 | 1649319 krispkritter
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Me too. I have a bobcat that lives at the back of my property. Gonna give this a try before watching the next Prezidential Spew, er, Speech. I don't have insurance though, should I feign speaking Mexican before seeking treatment?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:13 | 1648263 CH1
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I simply cannot watch this narcissist... well, really can't watch any of them anymore, but this guy is bottom of the barrel.

Oksy, I make an exception for Ron Paul. :)

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:23 | 1648769 stormsailor
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'i would rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth',  hahahhahhahahahahah.   thats slick as catshit on linoleum.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 23:21 | 1649477 TuesdayBen
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Is that scrawny black guy with the big ears and nasty wife still President?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:05 | 1648198 digalert
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Where's Joe Wilson?

LIAR!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:05 | 1648203 Sathington Willougby
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Tell Biden the movies can wait and stop picking his seat!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:05 | 1648204 jdelano
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The fake threat is just to entice people to tune in before football

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:06 | 1648209 RobotTrader
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OK, let's see him throw the "long bomb" Hail Mary pass:

$15,000 check for any "99'r" who gets off his ass and goes out and finds a job.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:07 | 1648217 Cdad
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Make it $24,900...and we'll talk.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:07 | 1648210 Sledge
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booooooo!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:07 | 1648212 William Murderface
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Can these self-congratulatory grandiose entrances take any longer?  

Though maybe I shouldn't complain; if they weren't wasting time doing nothing, they'd be wasting my capital, freedoms, civil liberties, etc.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:07 | 1648213 CH1
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Not often I disagree with you Tyler, but "means well"???  You're being overly polite, right?

These guys mean to rule. Period. All that "good intentions" crap is for stupid sheep, while they line up to be sheared and/or butchered... again.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:07 | 1648215 trentusa
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i wonder if he will address downgrading state & muni bonds so tax lien certificates aren't money in the bank anymore @ 25%/yr interest guaranteed by federal law but more expensive state borrowing cost since s&p downgrade? Thats the safest part of my [portfolio

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:08 | 1648218 Sathington Willougby
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hey hey hey

I got jobs

steve jobs

real jobs

jobbery jobs

inside jobs

outside jobs

shovel jobs

jobs jobs jobs jobs jobs!

get em while their hot jobs!

blow jobs

joe jobs

got the nation snowed jobs

YAY!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:29 | 1648415 mr1963
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Too many 3 letter words for me to read...

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:08 | 1648219 caerus
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o'bummer sez take the packers at -4 1/2

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:08 | 1648222 LasVegasDave
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Mein Herren......

 

Der Fuhrer!!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:09 | 1648224 gwar5
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I can't watch another Obama reality episode. We know what he's going to say and we know how the MSM is going to swoon. But Thomas Sowell doesn't mince words calling  bullshit on Bamm.

Listening to a Liar - Thomas Sowell - National Review Online

 

 

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:09 | 1648229 Manthong
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There used to be a time when the government and the POTUS wasn't unrelentingly in our faces and up our asses every single freaking minute of every single freaking day of the year. 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:10 | 1648233 LiquidIce
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I hate this fake crap. Stop the kissing, shaking hands, and get up to the teleprompter.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:10 | 1648234 Little John
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  Y'all long on Titanic deck chairs?  I hear they're fixin' to go through a reorginization.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:12 | 1648240 Sathington Willougby
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WTF was that in the purple dress?  A chupacabra???

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 23:31 | 1649505 TuesdayBen
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Didn't catch the show but I'll that it may have been the new SCOTUS gal looks like Tom Bosley

Fri, 09/09/2011 - 02:20 | 1649710 Van Halen
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The purple being worn by the Left tonight was the message of solidarity with the SEIU - more union thugs. You'd think someone on the Left in the PR department would have thought better than to put Trumka up there when we're reading about union riots on the West Coast today.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:11 | 1648241 lizzy36
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Look Boehner and Biden coordinated their ties tonight.

That is the best bipartisan cooperation we going to get out of this administrations

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:14 | 1648266 Sathington Willougby
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It's like having a plunger matching an applicator.  Even dressed up you wouldn't want to touch it.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:12 | 1648248 Sledge
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damn, Boner's finally reached his goal, to be darker than oblamer

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:12 | 1648250 max2205
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Omg Biden looks like Herman Munster

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:13 | 1648252 mr1963
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Wonder if he'll mention the correlation between unemployment and the labor boards recent assault on home builders and any other non-union industry (not that there's any home building going on mind you...)

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:13 | 1648257 max2205
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535 losers all in one room....

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:28 | 1648405 Snidley Whipsnae
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"535 losers all in one room...."

sigh... where are the terrorists when you need them?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:36 | 1648476 dwdollar
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Funny how those terrorists never strike out at politicians...

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:13 | 1648260 lizzy36
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His concern couldnt be faker if it was tits on an LA ac[wait]tress

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:08 | 1648687 mtomato2
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Good stuff, Liz!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:13 | 1648261 krilj
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100 jobs could be created with the time saved from not applauding themselves.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:13 | 1648262 Cdad
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Oh....so the crisis is "ongoing and national."  Hmmmm?  Wouldn't know that if you believed the BlowHorn was a credible financial news network.  Interesting choice of words there, President Zero.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:14 | 1648274 Cdad
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"Everything will be paid for...everything."  Hmmmmm?  By who, President Zero?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:17 | 1648299 Cdad
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"Pass this bill right away."  Hmmm?  Really?  Where were you, President Zero, a year ago?  On the golf course?  Do we have to pass it to find out what's in it?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:18 | 1648311 Cdad
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Childish tone..."how can we expect"..........crumbling schools.  Really?  Haven't we spent the king's ransom on schools already, President Zero?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:20 | 1648324 Cdad
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"Independent fund."  Really, President Zero?  No future tax payer support needed?  Really?  Do I look like a sucker fish, President Zero?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:23 | 1648357 Cdad
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Heard enough already.  Shutting it down now.  This man has nothing to add to the national dialogue...not the one that has to do with saving the Republic.

Good luck, brothers.  We live in very dangerous times....indeed.  

Get your aggressive tendencies ready.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:25 | 1648383 Cdad
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Oops...caught one last comment on the way to the log out button..........."A week from Monday."  Too bad he did not say Tuesday.

Charlatan, bitchez!  

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:30 | 1648421 Hugh G Rection
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Cdad-

Pour yourself 4 fingers of Scotch and watch the football game, you'll feel better.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:12 | 1648708 mtomato2
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Any brand above eye level that starts with "Glenn..." should do.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:33 | 1648450 ceilidh_trail
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My daughter, another parent, and myself wired up about 20 some classrooms for highspeed internet at her small private school. Routers, cards bought cheaply online. My at the time 11 year old daughter updated the software on all computers, and everything worked great, and we did not spend someone else's $billions. Obumma sucks. I do not want to give another dime to his union thugs. America will be "more competitive for the long haul" when this bum is unemployed.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:14 | 1648265 max2205
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Is there a gold fish in Bidens water glass?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:21 | 1648337 Sathington Willougby
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he's going to have to get the sandwich out of his briefcase if this keeps up.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:14 | 1648269 oogs66
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I feel bad for the 2 idiots sitting behind him having to pretend they care the entire time.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:15 | 1648724 smiler03
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I honestly thought those two behind him were CGI men.

I'm taking a while to catch up with his speech here in the UK but we only get limited US coverage. Every single thing I see is fake fake fake. Bloomberg, CNBC, Fox news, it's all just a load of shallow shit that would probably win an oscar. It's all bollocks, less convincing than a Hollywood "B" movie.

I really pity the Americans with only 2 political parties to vote for. You all point out that any President you will get is a puppet. How the hell you get out of that quandary fuck knows.

At least in Europe we have more than 2 lots of corrupt fuckers to vote for, at least three for us in Blightly!

I love you ZH ers. You've opened my eyes and continue to enlighten me.

PS Our BBC is just as bad as Fox News, just slightly different, the BBC is a pile of shit biased lefties.

 

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 20:25 | 1648779 goldfish1
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In u.s. we don't even have to vote! We have diebold.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:14 | 1648270 LiquidIce
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"The American Jobs Act Part 8"

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:15 | 1648275 narnia
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American Temporary Employment So We Can Attempt To Delay the Inevitable Hyperinflationary Depression Act.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:15 | 1648276 meandmy1911
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536 douchebags in one spot. okay maybe 535 if you leave out RP.....

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:15 | 1648277 max2205
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Big O looks like he asked for too much rouge

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:15 | 1648279 digalert
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"must restore fairness"

"fire the white man hire a black man"

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:18 | 1648306 Sathington Willougby
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Make sure no one has a job, that's his brand of fair.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:18 | 1648314 BlackholeDivestment
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...the two parties already voted for the Cisco Prisoner Yahoos of the Great Wal Mart of China.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:15 | 1648281 jplotinus
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President Obama's comments are milque toast. In the absence of the ability to acknowledge it was error to allow the US manufacturing base to be dismantled without requiring job creation in the US prevents us from coming to grips with the resulting structural unemployment.

The American Jobs Act is a far cry from FDR's call for guaranteed jobs in his so-called Second Bill of Rights, announced way back in 1944.

Obama's proposals are not FDRish. Instead, his approach is more like Coolidge and Hoover. The rest, as they say, is history.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:15 | 1648282 BlackholeDivestment
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...oh, now it's an ''on going national crisis''. First this ass is all about the banker sellout slush fund and now the dipshit wants to take away more from labor to help expand the black hole. What an evil delusional spaz.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:15 | 1648283 Long-John-Silver
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Mark Lavin is providing excellent commentary while Obama speaks on his show.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:24 | 1649348 OrestesPenthilu...
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Tom Woods disemboweled Levin not too long ago.

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:15 | 1648286 robertocarlos
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I think they should pass this jobs plan right away.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:17 | 1648304 bob_dabolina
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You can walk to the edge of the building now.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:16 | 1648289 max2205
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It's a fucking union job plan

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:17 | 1648295 rpc996
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Is this guy really this stupid or is it just a ploy?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:35 | 1648470 NumNutt
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Uh, nope it is not a ploy.........

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:17 | 1648296 robertocarlos
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It's an outrage. LMAO.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:17 | 1648300 toady
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Do they still make Jolt cola?

'all the sugar and twice the caffiene!'

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:18 | 1648305 Long-John-Silver
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PASS IT NOW don't read the bill PASS IT NOW

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:31 | 1648430 Ex Poker Stars
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I thought he said: Piss it right away.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:18 | 1648308 Bwahaha WAGFDSMB
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Think of the children!

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:18 | 1648309 bmwm395
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I have mark lavin on also.  hahahahahaahahhah

 

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:21 | 1648331 Long-John-Silver
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He makes this audio boarding secession tolerable, as for as torture goes.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:18 | 1648312 rpc996
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Is this guy really this stupid or is it just a ploy?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:19 | 1648313 max2205
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The unemployed Just can't wait to give up there free check to dig ditches I am sure they will start to pay their mortgages again too

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:19 | 1648316 jerry_theking_lawler
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you heard it hear first.... a nice new school is a RIGHT for students now-a-days....

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:20 | 1648318 azusgm
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Hot Dog! Transportation infrastructure! New infrstructure for Warren Buffet courtesy of the taxpayer...or of the printing press.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:19 | 1648321 Sledge
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An American Handjob Act to go with the American Ass Reaming Act.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:51 | 1648571 toady
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They decided to provide a reach around after all...

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 22:19 | 1649327 krispkritter
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That's just to get the money that's not in your wallet...

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:20 | 1648323 max2205
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I just passed gas and burped right a way

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:20 | 1648327 LookingWithAmazement
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You see, the crisis can be solved. New jobs will come, people back to work, lower taxes, more growth. Everything will be fine. No Armageddon. Up to Christmas. Boring world we live in.

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:20 | 1648328 jerry_theking_lawler
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mr. president, mr. president, where are all of these'highly educated' children/people going to work?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:21 | 1648329 Cheesy Bastard
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Who is that up there, Michael Vick or Donovan McNabb?  Where are his helmet and shoulder pads?

Thu, 09/08/2011 - 19:21 | 1648332 meandmy1911
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someone should of rolled in with a Gibson guitar in tow.

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